[NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (672)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 05:43

The shirt was

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 03:26

The

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 14:27

CHAPTER 19

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 16:56

does not exist

CHAPTER 20

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 17:27

Ten thousand shirtless bodies

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 20:51

thirteen thousand bodiless heads

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 03:01

and shirts, fairly nice shirts, as far as the eye can see!

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 14:23

"What is this place? Is this some sort of heaven, or the depths of hell?"

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 14:45

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 18:29

", replied the thirteen thousand bodiless heads, in chorus.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 19:57

"I don't earn! I take!"

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 21:15

"But who am I? Why have I come here?"

"Wait. It's me, Rex. But...which one?"

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 15:07

Rex looked down at his shirt.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 16:01

It was a standard lime green affair.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 16:11

He noticed a ketchup spot and despaired.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 03:21

In despair, he tore the shirt to pieces

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 03:54

and stared at his wiry unclothed form in a nearby mirror.

"Who amongst even the demoniacs would sculpt such a foul thing as me! Oh woe, oh blight that is my breath! Cling no further to me and leave me hence!" he cried out.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 05:15

and then he tried to tape together his shirt again with scotch tape

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 08:25

But the friction set him on fire.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 05:11

in a panic he tore at the shirts surrounding him, desperately trying to find the XXXL

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 06:15

He found an oversized hawaiian shirt that seemed to fit the bill. It

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 06:21

just barely fit him but one or two buttons still flew off.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 14:12

It wasn't all that nice a shirt.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 16:08

supreme logo

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 16:37

of a supreme lego

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 15:41

for a supreme ego.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 17:20

Worse yet, it was saturated with the intoxicating smell of a Sausage and Egg Burrito El Supremo and diet coke.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:41

Driven by his nose, Rex staggered into the street, looking for a Chez Guevara that was still serving breakfast.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:43

supreme logo

haha, it's funny when you repeat it over and over again, just like every other "joke" on this site

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 19:19

"You're free to leave if you don't like it here", said a Chez Guavagina who was busy changing to the lunch menu. "It costs you nothing to keep your mouth shut."

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 01:24

Rex cried. "I didn't mean to be so weak!" he said with cry.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 20:22

But who was this Cry person, standing next to a sobbing Rex?

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:25

yup :D

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 22:30

The Chez Guavagina handed Cry his order, one Sausage and Egg Burrito El Supremo and diet coke.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 22:47

Cry scarfed down the breakfast, but didn't pay. Czech Guacamole was not amused.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9068 14:46

"Don't you love me, don't you want to be proud of me, Czech?" Cry mumbled, distraught and a blend of the soggy brunch sitting in pieces on his face.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9070 16:40

Rex mumbled angrily to himself and stomped out of the restaurant, pausing to smash Cry's face into the door jamb several times.

659 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-10070 21:09

Hamburger Chef made his way out of the shadows.

660 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10073 13:00

he takes off his shirt and hes ripped.

661 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 17:41

It's a fairly nice shirt.

662 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 18:11

"Put your shirt back on!" saod

663 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 16:00

Chez Guavagina sternly, with an expression that said he would never serve any shirtless Chefs in this establishment.

664 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 19:29

CHAPTER 21

Meanwhile, on the Eastern front,

665 Name: C!Odemonkey. : 1993-09-10467 23:00

His brother was masturbating

666 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 16:15

as a part of a very special mission

667 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 16:59

to cause the Führer to

668 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10470 02:42

shoot juice every where

669 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 10:41

, including all over his own shirt! With his shirt soiled, he would be left with no choice but to

670 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 13:40

concentrate all the Jews into camps and make them wear striped shirts.

671 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 03:41

"This is an absolute must watch if you haven't seen it already. Pee in your pants worthy," said the Führer.

672 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 13:12

True to his word, he was concurrently peeing in his pants.

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