The shirt was
COCK
"I am fine, Aly, how are you?"
CHARTREUSE
CABOOSE
CHAPTER 24
THE LOST CHAPTER
One day, Mario woke up and decided to take a shit.
CHAPTER 23 AGAIN
It all started 15 chapters ago.
CHAPTER 8
a fairly nice
red flannel shirt with
fairly nice
lime green trim.
The conductor himself was
lime green
with rage.
Fairly nice rage.
"How are you on this fair day?" said the rage to the assistant conductor as he stepped into the conductor's cabin on that fated day.
"I'm fucking
nice," replied the assistant conductor.
"Thanks for fucking
ittekimasu"
"CHARTREUSE CABOOSE SUCK MY DICK
I'M A LEAN MOTHERFUCKER AND BITCH YOU AIN'T SLICK"
"But who is Slick?"
Said an innocent bystander with
AIDS
written crudely on his t-shirt with a Sharpie. It was not
nice at all.
His name was Kevin, and he was
widely regarded as being the most annoying person in
Portlandia!
"Put a bird on it Put a bird on it"
Yet there was one thing everyone thought was fairly nice about him:
His PONOS.
his crooked Jew harp.
always fell out of his pocket
he never ceased to do anything about it though
This was because he had a well guarded secret: his harp was actually
Patrick Duffy in a harp suit.
Anyway, the point is
ya gotta catch em all
over my face.
Meanwhile,
the shorts were on the shirts
, and the limes were in the bowl.
The eggs were beaten softly into the flour/pumice mixture, and the butter onions were preheated
before frying.
It was fairly hot.
when compared to the following countries
Norway,
Zimbabwe, Paraguay, and
the end
EPILOGUE
On the first day God created
your mom
, the most beautiful woman, also known as "Eve"
, as in "Eve of Destruction." With tears of bubbling pitch streaming from her uncountable eyes, she looked over the new Earth, spread her wings of shadow and flame to the heavens and
saw a shirt.
The shirt was
torn to pieces by a mass of gibbering petty demons.
Eve smiled with one of her seven mouths, for
the cutest little bunny was
wearing an off-the-rack lime green affair.
"I will spare the Earth," she boomed in multiple voices, "long enough for you, little bunny, to learn some basic fashion."
"FAREWELL" She screamed as she exploded. The bunny looked up and
smoked weed everyday.
420 blaze it
#Bernie
insisted in an annoyingly nasal voice that everyone pronounce his name as "HASHtag Bernie!"
#Bernie was wearing
a weed weave shirts
and an ill-fitting suit made of
capitalism.
And then
the universe
started playing on the History Channel.
During a commercial break
the viewer changed the channel to
The shirtmakers felt
happy, then sad, then worrisome, then really happy.
The bozo was fuming.
developed a rash from wearing the red nose. In order to cure
it he hoped to brown nose the producers but
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The local Illuminati chapter leader put his shirt back on. It was a
[REDACTED] shirt with [REDACTED] patterns and beautiful [REDACTED] on its sleeves and neck.
The [REDACTED] in particular was very nice.
was being eaten by the who had been putting his shirt back on while
crying out, "Henry, oh, Henry. Give it to me straight Henry. Tell me how it is. I don't wanna know but you know I gotta know. Henry. You know I know. But I need you to tell me, Henry. Oh, Henry! Tell me what's really ugly. Henry? Oh...Henry...you said it...I knew it, Henry. I knew it! You didn't even have to tell me. Henry! Oh! What's really ugly? Henry..."
This shirt is fairly nice, said Henry.
The shirt had a photo of a frozen microwaveable meal on it with the words "TV DINNERS" in bombastic lettering.
Henry put the shirt in the microwave and set the timer.
The fairly nice shirt had a fairly nice explosion in the microwave.
Larry King's asshole
s
diffused through