Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
Thank you for the correction, hardworking representative of the benevolent government of the People's Republic of China.
As usual, if it can't be explained with rock n roll, it ain't worth explaining.
俺は人種差別と韓国人が大嫌いです！
True love song for sure but it´s dumb-ass to say "nigger". Mine is now upset!
God damnit you fucking mongoloid, Abu Yasser isn't ISIS You remixed Salil Sawarim which is just a nasheed song. Nasheed is a fucking style of song. use "My Ummah, Dawn Has Appeared" which is the official anthem of ISIS.
Kids love Grasshoppers
ants are generally seen as pests, too small to care about, or just a boring common bug
grasshoppers are a lot less common, and found to be a lot more interesting do to their cool jumps and the fact that they can turn into locusts (while they are also seen as pests, one creature turning into another is often seen as cool).
while its not my personal beliefs,it is no surprise grasshoppers one in popularity because they are often perceived as a cute, lovable bug (while ants are seen as boring, insignificant bugs).
It really does bug me that the ants didn't get the mot wins at least, come on now you are supposed to be hard working, team-based creatures.
Most of us like Batman. Wesley Willis did not. Wesley had a good reason not to like Batman. Batman got on his nerves. Wesley whooped his ass. The curious result: a victory song that comes off like a dirge with a beat most melancholy. Yet another mysterious and ingenious Wesley Willis-style contradiction which is running me amok.
aw fuck all dat negative shit for real. i would dick slaughter all dem bootys up dere. tear all dem dudes booty pussy up bro. you need to show yo yella cakes young red i can tell dey is TIGHT .fuck i should be able to go to da time waner cable vid channel and see stuff likes dis real real.yea and i'm waitin for 1 of my homie to get here so i can fuck his pussy long hard and deep can't wait to hear dude moan lol.
OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT I NEED TO STOP MASTURBATING I'M GOING TO BREAK IT GODDAMN HOW CAN I LIVE ON WITH A BROKEN DICK IT LITERALLY TAKES AWAY THE POINT OF BEING A MAN JESUS CHRIST
fuck..i wonder if this guy has threesomes with these girls...that would blow if hes gay :/
But Jesus is a composite character.
The dude's literally cobbled together from bits of Osiris and Zoroaster.
You can practically see the stitching.
"Jesus Is Real" fags gonna get all mad and tell me Wikipedia says different.
If I was a woman, that sexy Dracula accent would get me pregnant merely from hearing it
>waaaaaaaaaaaaah projecting waahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe if you actually explained why instead of saging and shitposting uncontrollably- oh wait you can't take your own advice and have to ignore 99% of my posts just to make yourself look reasonable.
This is what happens every time a shi/tg/uy has to be confronted with his own shitposting mentality. They start screaming projecting, whining and sobbing like the autists that they are and they have no counter arguments to anything.
Not to mention that every single post you've made lines up perfectly with everything I said. Even without me stating all the reasons why you shi/tg/uy are shitposters you've done nothing but prove me right all the time. Even if you had every argument in the world proving what I said was wrong you're the one proving me right by posting in the exact manner that I described. Which you could easily have avoided if it weren't for the intensely cancerous attitude you disgusting shi/tg/uy have and will never be able to drop.
You are the perfect example of why your kind is the worst posters to ever be part of 4chan.
Again you're just going to scream and cry in response (if you even dare reply at this point). Because that's all shi/tg/uy do when they're proven wrong.
>Visiting Japan
>Accidentally say フタナリ instead 二人 while ordering some food with a friend
Kill me.
a well drawn goo girl in a maid outfit and cat ears who deepthroats??
when did i die and go to heaven?
Excuse me >>65 may I inquire for some context regarding this quote if possible?
How about an answer as to why you removed it, APPLE?!?! Better, JUST PUT IT BACK IN?!?!!!!
Because punching pigmen is a very popular sport. Haven't you heard of it? It's amazing. There are pigman punching competitions in the Olympics as well.
I think the whole point of this upload was to see Mark make out with his arm.
Excuse me >>66 but these quotes are surreal and beautiful because they lack context.
She always been pretty , she was just neglected and ignore because she was a smurf :L RACIST!
Dear >>71 , an attempt to blueball someone by trying to keep the source out of their hands seems to be a failure, as not only I have already seen the source image, but I have in fact used it to relieve myself.
It is too late.
Mmm... I don't if anyone told you this, but running isn't easy. It's hard. There is a part of every run where I curse. I use the really bad words, too. Sometimes the GD word (got dang).
>>73
This is the exact post I would expect from this sort of butthead.
YAAAAAAAAY U BANGED TEH HAWTEZT GURL IN TEH GAEM, AUDREY BELROSE!!!!!!!! I GIEV U 9/11 FOR BANGN' HUR XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
If I could whack this girl 27 ways like in Whack Your Boss, I would.
Now that I know Muta reads PMs, I can finally send him my Donald Trump x Muta fanfiction.
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I own an AK-47, yet Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal. WAY TO GO, USA.
I am made of tasty meet and still I don't eat myself...
>This American Life
Sorry, I misspelled The Close-mic'd Superjew Hour.
The stream doesn't work for me. Good job, Google, I appreciate your effort to keep me away from things that suck.
My first D&D game involved our bard being turned into a fountain by a fruity elf with pink and purple hair.
I am writing in regards to your post advertising your desire for someone to fill me with cum. I believe I am fit for such a role, and would take up the task with the up most enthusiasm. I assure you I am highly qualified and I have a long list of cum-filled references that I am prepared to present upon your request. Please respond if I shall fulfill your needs.
Waiting Warmly,
Anonymous
We've known for a while that spree killings have been motivated by feelings of social isolation.
If we're seeing more of it then that just means that there are more isolated people, which might well be only because we have more people. There's also the possibility that thanks to technology it's easier to share what some British autist did halfway around the world, making it easier to fall victim to selection bias for vivid, scary spree killings.
However, even if angry virgins are the cause, who's willing to put their vagina on the line to protect society from these atrocities? Even ISIS knows the power of pussy over angry virgins, which is why they gain recruits with promises of sex slaves. Not putting out proves you hate America.
Don't worry, guys. We know she can handle larger barrels than that.
One suspects, however, that this will produce budgetary skepticism from the state legislature, which will probably wonder if we don’t have more administrators than we have useful work for them to do.
いい加減にお前は欧州に帰れよ。
It is time you went back to Europe.
アメリカは先住民の土地。その土地に、清教徒が移住したってことになってるけど
実際は豪州と同じく、犯罪者が流されてきたんだろ。
Americans officially insist Puritans moved to America and founded their nation,
but the reality is that , like Australia, criminals were sent to America.
そのアメリカで先住民を虐殺し、アフリカからは人間を拉致して奴隷にして
居座って建国したのがアメリカ。恥知らずの国だ。
In America they massacared native Americans and abducted Africans to make them
exploited as slaves, and founded a nation. This is America, a shameful nation.
だからこそ、アメリカは尊敬されない。
That’s why America is despised.
>>91
その恥知らず国家を正当化したいものだから必死過ぎる。
It is a pity that you are justifing such a shameful nation here.
日本はお前のところの国のような数百年前に生まれたパッと出の野蛮国ではない。
Japan is not a new barbarous nation which started just a few years ago like your nation.
歴史と品位を備えた伝統国だ。
Japan is a nation with long history and sophisticated culture.
欧州に帰って、ムスリムと戦ってこい。
Go back to Europe to fight Muslim.
such a beautiful theme
I can't believe it's so hard to play on kazoo...
I was born and raised up in a local area in Japan.
I almost had no chance to communicate with native speakers in English
until I joined English conversation class when I was a University student.
After studying basic English conversation at that class, I got an opportunity
to participate one month of home staying program in Seattle, United States
by introduction of my uncle. Immediately after I arrive at host family's house,
I got homesick because I could not understand their speaking English at all.
Furthermore, I could not come across my intention by speaking because of
my poor speaking. I also tried to pass my intension by writing, but not working at all.
It was just a culture shock for me because I had never experienced communication
problem as long as I speak in Japanese. This experience made me study English
seriously after I returned to Japan. It has passed more than 20years since then, but
I still feel necessity to learn English more to communicate well with overseas friends.
what [IT] said. This Kevin Klingon person is obviously very old to have observed the metric/imperial conversion in the UK. Ignore his rantings about the weather - he's obviously trying to change the subject so you don't notice he's 380 years old. Get the secret of immortality from him, quick!
And of course all these calculations are based on wild roaches. Selective breeding could generate a much more powerful breed of draft roaches that could pull even more weight. And with a 100 day lifecycles breeders could easily produce four or more generations per year.
Gravity points downwards.
ouch, I pay $20 for the full service from some weird alternative nerd girl at sportclips who once sucked my dick after washing it when I came in on a slow day right before closing. Got her number and hit her up when I'm feeling lonely, never disappoints.
She's not what I'd call pretty but she fucks like a devil, I feel bad for her boyfriend but at the same time don't realize why she stays with him, he's a dork who plays minecraft and browses /vg/. I'm sure a girl like her could attract any number of beta orbiters to choose from if she streamed some stupid video games.
Some hints:
Use Kendal mint cake instead of tofu in Japanese recipes. Dipped in raw egg, it's utterly disgusting!
Kendal mint cake can be used as a substitute for firelighters but only if you're warm enough, as it's only marginally flammable.
Before a long hike, cut Kendal mint cake insoles for your boots. Afterwards, get your partner gives your poor blistered feet a toe job, and watch their reaction!
Sew slabs of Kendal mint cake inside your coat before going on holiday, and laugh at the reaction of airport security staff from your prison hospital bed!
Keep some handy in the office- it makes a useful emergency mouse mat.
Did you know that the annual production of Kendal mint cake, laid end-to-end, would stretch all the way to Scalthwaiterigg?
Very racist and I'm Asian so which means it doesn't means ice creams are rice cream because there is rice milk ice cream.
ViolentNachos reply was simply "Apples?", and the reply was to "+Mesto Pig".
However, I can see how one would read it as " to: Mesto, pig-apple ".
Ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
>>102 actually it sounds pretty good, imagine the stuff in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_cuisine served with lots and lots of strong, piping hot coffee.
The SJW sense of humor is much like their effort at argument. They can't produce something with a really sharp edge to cut, so they keep piling on things with dull ones in an effort to clobber.
For years now I haven't been able to play VVVVV without thinking about sucking redneck dick. Watching VVVVV speedruns feels like porn. Thanks.
I imagine they prefer "anchor fetus" or "qualifying cell clump". We need to be sensitive.
summary of song:
dongers dongers dongers and more dongers
I fucking hate that commercial where someone smokes on their balcony and the camera follows the smoke upstairs through the vents into an apartment on the next floor and into the baby's room. Like it's fucking sentient and hunts babies. Like it doesn't blow away in the wind. Like the vent doesn't dissipate it at all.
FFFFFFFFFFFF
Because Joss Whedon thinks Chekov's gun was a Star Trek prop.
To be honest, I've always found Dust Man to be this twisted and dark turn of subconscious thought about Mega Man.
I mean, he's essentially the corpse thrower of the Mega Man Classic series. Sure, for us his stage is just filled with garbage and scrap, but for robots, that's like for us to wade through a bay full of dead bodies and fluid.
Even Morph Moth had that sort of messed up theme about it.
And when the chorus of this song comes along? It's like something telling you "WELL THAT'S LIFE DEAL WITH IT".
Pretty messed up.
why are tabs bad ?
and what have they achieved? apparently the might of the US military cant beat some goat fuckers driving round in landcruisers with some stolen rifles.
>>112
They could if they'd stop trying so hard to avoid killing unarmed sympathizers and hostages.
The US military really would just need to ignore the Geneva convention like all of those starry-eyed activists claim they do, and everything would crumble before them.
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:^) VIENNA YES
It's sad now...everything I hear this song...I can think about is looking out for the Triple Shits.
If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.
Poo poo wee wee poo poo poo wee wee omg i love it <3
BOY u look FRESH as SHIT
OH
In my town it's Steven Gerrard. But in the whole country...I'm not sure...
No one can tell you who you can like or dislike. If you like Sonic be happy with it. Don't let anyone sour it for you but Sonic himself.
However, it's sort of horrifying when you can google "'Your Name' the Hedgehog" and find some awful crayon drawing with your name attached to it.
And writes about raping Doom monsters, makes Doom monster porn gifs, makes troll wads, has a sub-forum on the main fan site which you can only describe as "troll and derp town", thinks its cool to shitpost just to feel the powa...
I was thinking about this the other day, and I concluded that the reason we don't, by comparison, see nearly as much explicit Mario hentai, is because hardly any of the principle characters are animals.
you're right. I am making fun of something I don't understand. I originally assumed Generation Assburgers latched onto sonic during their childhood and, having no real human friends in either school or adulthood, populated their dreams and fantasies with blue fucking hedgehogs and assorted furry abominations.
I assume you know differently.
I'M SICK OF SEEING THIS FUCKING DEAD KID.
EVERY NEWS SITE. EVERY IMAGE BOARD. EVERY NEWS CHANNEL.
MY ORIGINAL SYMPATHY IS NOW TURNING INTO HATE. DON'T MAKE ME HATE THIS DEAD KID BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO KEEP SEEING THIS FUCKING PICTURE PLASTERED EVERYWHERE.
STOP THE FUCKING WORLD, A KID DROWNED. BREAKING NEWS FUCKERS: KIDS DIE ALL OVER THE WORLD EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Is evolution also phasing out genitalia? We speak English not Estonian or Tagalog with its lack of articles and gender. Not Latin or German with its neutral gender. Phasing out words and replacing them with newspeak to fit our new genderphobic paradigm is an exercise in foolishness. I don't need someone's political sensitivities on display when all I want is my waiter to get me a glass of water.
"In our society today it is absolutely NOT OK to question my choice of ... gender fluid"
Gender fluid? On a hot dog? shudder
Oh, that kind of hot dog.
I think it's been years of watching 17 grandchildren drown their hot dogs in catsup that's put me off it. Most of them just eat the weiner and what I scrape into the garbage is a revolting bunch of soggy, bloody-looking buns.
It's funny how catsup and ketchup can sound the same and mean the same thing, but it could have different meanings.
>That's why there were only two women in the entire trilogy.
They were trying to get shit done in the original trilogy.
>>126
We're all redundant now there's sperm in the bone marrow
Penis is obsolete, a rusty ornament
A PlayStation One, a vintage collectible
With an unenthusiastic performance
I can see panic, I can see panic, PANIC
Y chromosome makes a useless companion
You want a mechanized, independent cock
You want a mechanized, independent cock
Superior and disembodied
Castrated from guilt and male notions of love
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
We can provide assisted paroxysm
All we provide is employed paroxysm
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
The male is dead
You can adapt but you'll never evolve
yes this picture was taken moments before psy killed anime with his gun
Anything straight white males do or say at any time can be considered harassment. Everyone else is free to do and say whatever they like.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that jeffr gave us a beautiful picture that has no pierced penises or split heads in it?
Yes, I know "Linguortal" is the hip name now, but I can see something like "BSP Portal" or "Node Portal" being one of the alternate names. The reason is that it's impossible to say the original name unless you're an English speaker, and reads like a pun I'd hear on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
Yea, good vid, but way too much dix.
I live near a decent amount of cows and I don't have an issue with water infections or monsoon season. Sounds like Calcutta problems.
If you know a place where you can meet and marry a person within 15 days, please let me know. All that dating in Osaka is eating my spending budget :(
The famous expression “Dr. Livingston, I presume” sheds further light on the difference between these terms.
There is also a subtle difference between “Livingston” and “Livingstone.”
How about the word outflammable? If there is inflammable, there should be outflammable too. No ?
Doom is just a ripoff of Dance Dance Revolution with bad graphics.
A sofa is something you intentionally sleep on. A couch is something you wake up on with a bad hangover.
its huge, look at the size of that thing. its really about as big as like three scrotums
These morons are like the inbred who thinks he is covering up incest by hiding his dick in his sister.
There are maggots living in my trashcan. Not sure how to deal with this psychologically.
Hypnosis is a suggestion.Plain and simple.If you resist the suggestion it can do squat.It's not magic and even magic is not magic....lol