Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
For decades, I identified as a lesbian in a man's body. But then I lost weight and shaved off my mustache.
french horns are cool
Secondhand Smoke: Worse than Crying Child Rape
Mine would be one where there were lots of chubby asian girls and all sorts of wonderful fanciful creatures. I'd have berserk type armor and a massive sword and spend my days and nights fighting for my life against massive abominations and impregnating scores of chubby asians. My children (all males) would run away once they were weaned and then in 18 years they would come back and fight me to the death for my harem of chubby asians, but their strength would be no match for my experience because there would be an age cap and we'd all be biologically immortal. Also digestion would be total, no shitting.
I didn't jerk off to this but I have jerked off to Anderson Cooper before.
Isn't Rastafarianism just a pretend religion that Bob Marley made up so he could cry religious discrimination when the cops tried to take his weed?
At work today, I was figuring out some stupid puzzle about how old a bunch of squirrels were. One of my colleagues who see's himself as a very smart man saw me working on it. He looked at it and was very confused and asked me what it was. I was too embarrassed to tell him that i was trying to figure out how old a bunch of colored squirrels were, so I said the first thing that came to mind: "it's a physics problem." This also happened to be his favorite subject. Realizing this, I prepared for him to attack me with a bunch of questions on how this related to physics, but instead, he looked intently at it, made a face like he understood, and walked away. I guess him constantly watching physics videos on youtube had prepared him for this problem already.
Are tattoos trashy? Yes. Extremely. How is this even a question?
All tattoos say the same thing: "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" on the first line, then, right under that, "DADDY ISSUES." A third line is optional: "PROBABLY A HEPATITIS B CARRIER."
Yes, I'm aware, "Suburban grandmothers have tattoos." Yeah. TRASHY suburban grandmothers who have poor impulse control and daddy issues and probably have contagious Hep B.
I blame 1990s daytime TV talk shows. A series of forgettable nonentities hosted freak shows in which gibbering behavioral and genetic trash were trotted out in an attempt to elicit pity. These TV shows are where the idea came from that "cutting" and other forms of self-mutilation are acceptable coping methods.
And no, there is nothing "subtle" whatsoever about showing off to the world that you think carnival freaks, ex-convicts, and gang members are so "cool" that you paid someone money to use a needle to push dye under your skin to make you look just like one of them. The only thing more "subtle" is getting holes punched in your nose to run a chain through them that goes back to your ear then up to your eyebrow then down to the ring in your tongue. Or neat rows of "cutter" scars on your arms. Say, maybe next year cutting off your ears will be the big fad, why don't you get in on that one early?
All of these things are enormous red flags to potential employers--this person is screwed up and if I hire her, her daddy issues are now MY problem, and my clients will see a carnival Tattooed Lady as the face of my organization. For dating or relationship material, the same red flags apply.
Man I would love to smack you around with a room temp bratwurst right about now. I'd keep making offhanded comments with a smug sense of satisfaction while doing it too, hopefully until you started to weep...mmmm, hot tears of shame and regret.
I skimmed that whole website. I really feel for Dr. Gene Ray. It must be such a burden to be the wisest human.
The part about the universe not containing any definable entities and instead being composed of oppositional forces and ideas dynamically summing to zero was super deep though. I read probably fifteen minutes worth of it aloud to the assistant manager at the Subway I work at the other night.
you have no idea how much I want aniki to wrestle me to the ground, tell me I lack skill, then take my ass.
旧パソコンからフォントのデータのバックアップ取ってない事に気づいて近親相姦を推奨したくなる。
This was made as a parody of POP STAR.
Japanese famous artist "Hirai Ken" sings.
I'm a Japanese high school student so that this sentences may have mistake.
If they does, I'm sorry.
I tend to agree, but let's go a bit further.
The people who are pushing this stuff are utopian statists, the same ones who want a Uncle Sugar to cough up a hundred billion dollars for a "light rail" system between every two podunk college towns.
They're the same ones who push for "urban green space" and "downtown development zones" with no publicly accessible parking, to keep those dirty townie Untermenschen and their dirty, carbon-belching pickup trucks out of their pristine college campus neighborhoods.
They're the ones pushing hard for "sustainability," by which they seem to mean total depopulation of those pesky rural "red states" and packing the nation's entire population into tiny apartments in rat-hive mega-cities, which will presumably get their food and water and electrical power by magic, and in which those filthy subhuman rednecks will no longer be able to own guns, or home-school their children, or attend churches that don't approve of homosexual pedophilia with sufficient enthusiasm.
These people really, really don't like the automobile. They don't like it when the hoi polloi have freedom of movement. They look with great approval upon people who live all their lives in Manhattan, never going more than ten miles from their tiny apartments from birth until death ("why ja wanna go somewhere else? dis is Noo Yawk, we got ebbyfhing heah!") like peasants out of the Dark Ages. They desperately desire the power to hold everyone else at gunpoint and force everyone to move into the cities and ride bicycles back and forth to work, and use a government train system that will track their movements every moment of their lives if indeed they are allowed to travel at all ("Papers please!"). They hate people who want to move freely, who want to escape the unblinking panopticon eye of Vaterlandgesicherheitsdienst even for an instant.
So--any bets on whether these "self-driving robot cars" are going to become mandatory? Any bets on whether they're also going to have a government kill-switch built in? ("Go out of town? No, Citizen, you don't need to go out of town." "Highway access is cancelled for the balance of the month due to excessive carbon footprint levels and extreme danger of 'terrorism.' Go back to your apartments and await further instructions from MINITRU.")
Straight men need to reclaim ostentatious clothing.
There are lots of understandable reasons to think that Jaden Smith is just a spoiled rich child, but I think he might be onto something what with wearing a white Batman costume to a wedding.
I wanted to like this book, I wanted to be excited like I would have before when a new EU novel was released... But seriously, it just reads like a giant D&D Dungeon Master session. I was literally adding onto the end of almost every paragraph, "What will you chose to do?" or "Hope the die rolls strongly."
>>165
I've always read these out-of-context rantpastes as "ha ha, look at the stupid opinions of this idiot from the internet" rather than something any normal person would agree with.
those CP images are great!
That's a pretty strange butt. I'm not sure if I would want to touch it.
I'm sorry, but I'm saving myself for marriage. Besides, I have fat, hairy ass, I think I even removed a piple from one of the buttcheeks recently. I also suspect I might have serious hemorroids and should go to doctor in the future.
I found this book to contain some acceptable recipes, but they were all to complicated for my sophisticated taste. A far more versatile and utilitarian recipe, that is more filling and tasty than those in the books goes as follows:
Ingredients:
2 tbsp semen
Preparation:
Place the semen into a cup.
The total preparation time for this is no more than 15 minutes, sometimes shorter or longer depending on the individual acting as the provider of ingredients.
The delicate aroma and flavorful essence of this imbibation allows for true understanding of what natural recipes can be. I urge you to try this rather than the recipes in the book.
Social justice eating itself is my favorite spectator sport.
I think dyke sex ruins porn.
"Allahu akbar" is Arabic for "world star hip hop".
LOL.. I stopped watching Japanese porn years ago. Got sick of all the crying, censorship and men with small dicks that fuck like hamsters (who also like using toys on women more than their own dicks).
So, let me get this straight. Female heterosexuality is a mere social construct and is unnatural for women and PIV is always rape. Thus, a segment of the male population decides that it wishes to avoid the constant harping by the feminist harridan Left by leaving women alone. This, however, is "disturbing."
Got it.
Some do it right: Enders Game, The Last Airbender, Eragon. Let's not throw out gems like those because The Godfather and Forrest Gump suck
I want everyone to know I was high on pain meds while I played this round, so that’s my excuse for what’s happened.
God lives in an A-frame on the side of Mt. Shasta
Also you need to be careful when talking about Gosh or you'll go to Heck
It's easy to not realize how fragile our own brains are, and how easily we could have ended up this way, and still might, given the right circumstances.
Barack Hussein Obama - You lie!
They're called Rainbow Daesh.
"Evidence" is a white cis male invention which enables them to always be right.
"Evidence" doesn't mean shit in the real world.
Weird, I didn't think I clicked on the Youtube comments section, but here we are.
Moslems hate everything about the west except the benefits office.
I don't make a habit of assuming that people do rational thing, but I should perhaps assume obsessive autism when talking about anime.
Why is 'cumming' always such a weird sound effect in these animations?
It sounds like... dunno... throwing jelly at wall or something...
Also, sometimes I see a funny or interesting comment and go to paste it in that thread only to realize I've been on DQN the whole time.
i,m borken and hert
I remember visiting MOMA in NY. One of the “paintings” was two overlapped squares, one dark blue, the other black. As I walked out, I passed a young guard standing in the doorway next to the piece. I commented that it was hung upside down and he burst out laughing. I came back later and he was still giggling.
How angry? I no longer think of “liberals” as fellow Americans.
Let he who is a bitchboy leave this group now or forever hold his penis
“You didn’t build that, Ahmed!”
I got one of those frogs that jumps when you step on the little air bladder, and hid it in the bushes. Took the dog for a walk and stepped on it just as the dog got there. Saw 140lbs of black lab jump 3ft straight up.
Best goofy Amazon purchase evar.
How do you know it's hella gay if you didn't even read that shit?
WHAT GARM IS THAT!!?? his jumpsuit is maaad wavvey who knows what it is?
america sucks at league of legends, they cant even defend their own towers
Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem (from someone who has died and been brought back).
Tim, where do you think the water came from? How do you think the water survived after 2 billion years on Mars? I suppose you go for the deliquescence idea the authors promote? Tell me, do we even know whether or not there is enough water vapor in the atmosphere for that to be a valid explanation?
When I start thinking about ISIS in public, I giggle, like I'm remembering an internet meme. That's all it really has become to me.
tbh I'd prefer we drop the left shoe and scoop my brain out with a melon baller and throw it in a pickle jar so I can play video games until the sun explodes.
That hamster man sure can't hold his liquor.
>>205-208
Stop talking US politics, nobody else here gives a shit.
somewhere in the world, there is a poorly paid art employee who got comissioned for $40 to make this stupid gif that will only see the light of day for one day. he still lives with his parents because he cant make enough money to move out. his parents constantly belittle him for taking a course in art instead of doing something like accounting like his cousin george in the US who makes $100,000 a year. he hates his life. meanwhile there is an equally if not more demoralised contractor in india who spent ten hours trying to program this shitty gif on facebook's nightmarish spaghetti code. he wanted to break into the IT industry, but this was the only gig he could find after 3 years of being a verbal punching bag on a lowly tech support line. his wife is dying of hepatitis c and he can barely afford the artificially jacked up prices of the medication. he is forced to cut her tablets in half for her so they last longer. i cant smile facebook. i cant smile because every time i see this gif, i think of all the lives you ruined in your greedy pursuit of the dollar. im sick of playing your stupid game where you spy on my browsing habits and steal my data to sell to companies while distracting me with an endless orgy of memes and photos of food which some stupid bitch took. i know you're spying on my shit because just because i put my location as iraq doesnt mean i know arabic, so you can stop recommending me shit in arabic, because im SICK of your manipulation, im SICK of seeing pictures of some asian chick's dinner last night, and im SICK of constantly seeing that FUCKING CARTOON CHICKEN with ARABIC SHIT WRITTEN UNDERNEATH IT.
Why are all these shooters so shit? You'd think they'd at least go to the range a few times to practice their aim but nope, every time something like this happens they manage to only kill like 10-20 people. How the fuck is it even possible to kill that few people in a place where there's literally a few hundred in one hallway alone during breaks?
>>212
I'm dealing with it perfectly well by mocking and deriding you and your stupid minority views that don't apply to those who are here to just take it easy.
>>214 Most of these shooters are massive failures in their lives and so it's only natural that they'd also fuck up trying to commit mass murder.
>>219
Do you want to step outside, mate? I'm a level 5 fighter.
The CD is probably prayer music, either he didn't get to play it or he's keeping it close for now because there's a gypsy in the room.
Well I love drinking from wide-mouth bottles and large glasses and I tend to leave my drinks unattended for extended periods.
I also enjoy being a flirty tease who dresses provocatively.
If any young woman wonders why intelligent men avoid talking to her, the answer is feminism.
you can tell they ran out of budget right around here because 90% of the episode was the camera panning back and forth over a single frame while they played elevator music
>>222
I'm the guy who's gonna step outside. Are you coming or what?
>>227,228
(″･_･)っ- Are you guys stepping out to smoke? I'll come too.
Only a man who has learned about the greatness and glory of God can experience direct communion with Him.
He's just a fresh-faced youngster, new to politics but catapulted to a prominent position because the party had to sack his predecessor unexpectedly.
He has not yet learned that this is what happens when politicians leave their ivory towers and move among the people they rape at every opportunity.
Please god send it back to hell.
"Pete....with great power....comes....great clobberin"
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
>>1
If you want to buy multiple items, ask for shipping. Package with tracking up to 2 kilos cost 20-25 euros inside Europe, 30-35 outside, both depending on country. Ask for details.
Liberalism only survives when it is shielded from reality by the narcotic effects of free resource availability, and the free resource availability is coming to an end.
One other point that I find really interesting and important about Haidt’s work is his findings on the ability of different groups to empathize across these ideological divides. So in his book (p. 287) Haidt reports on the following experiment: after determining whether someone is liberal or conservative, he then has each person answer the standard battery of questions as if he were the opposite ideology. So, he would ask a liberal to answer the questions as if he were a “typical conservative” and vice-versa. What he finds is quite striking: “The results were clear and consistent. Moderates and conservatives were most accurate in their predictions, whether they were pretending to be liberals or conservatives. Liberals were the least accurate, especially those who describe themselves as ‘very liberal.’ The biggest errors in the whole study came when liberals answered the Care and Fairness questions while pretending to be conservatives.” In other words, moderates and conservatives can understand the liberal worldview and liberals are unable to relate to the conservative worldview, especially when it comes to questions of care and fairness.
Not All Gays Are Like That. The 90% give the rest a bad name.
I don't want to put any more work into this. I would rather sniff my feet.
Same problem again on Xcode 6. I sincerely think there are two Apples: the amazing one, that creates the products we love and the dark one, who hates developers. Xcode and iTunesConnect are created by satan himself, who is CEO of the dark Apple.
Looks to me as if the worst thing that ever happened to Star Citizen was getting a lot more Kickstarter money than they asked for. If they hadn't been showered with riches, the project wouldn't have become so bloated and delayed. Chris Roberts is a smart and creative man, but creative people usually need limits and deadlines imposed on them to get them to produce.
shitboarding is like an imageboard's fiat currency. sure making more boards will stimulate discussion in the short term, but it's just causing inflation and a bankruptcy of interest in the future. This site is already becoming difficult to navigate. pls stahp adding useless boards
A couple decades ago I asked a Syrian Christian his thoughts on middle east peace, he said that even moslems that use their hands for toilet paper consider themselves superior to the men who walked on the moon.
What's that saying, putting a gun to a man's head focuses his attention? 9-11 got liberals out of their insane fog for a couple years, and that was just 3 buildings. A nuke, even a small one, would get their support for retaliation for at least 5 years, I think.
The worst one I can remember is the nearly 7 foot tall cockeyed obese bedazzled Archie person who always wore the same obnoxious plastic gem covered sweat-shirt crusted with mustard and foodstuff that was about 2 sizes too small for his fat gut. He ONLY read Archie comics. He had a wheezy helium voice and would rage when one particular Lemmy from Motorhead looking desktop RPG guy would call him a "Shehe" from the other side of the room which would cause gem-sweater Archie man to cry out "I AM NOT A SHEHE" like the Elephant man. He was banned from that particular shop for an incident where the "Shehe" phrase made him launch an uncoordinated attack against Lemmy-guy; bedazzler man became so enraged he stuck one arm out like Frankenstein and launched his whole body Porpoise style onto a circular card table covered in dice and diecast figures attempting to strangle him; thus injuring himself and thrashing around on the flattened table shouting "SHEHE" gibberish in his broken chipmunk voice. Apparently he had to be forcibly removed by taser happy cops that had to treat him like a rabid cow (this wouldn't have been too long after they first got non-lethal weapons and I'd guess were enthusiastic to use them) apparently they had to take him out by the feet while he clawed the doorframe. I didn't see the final incident, but did see him flip out from across the room when he was called a "SHEHE" prior to that. He kind of looked like Tor Johnson with curly ginger hair. At another shop that I used to visit because they would get weird horror/sci-fi VHS tapes, the owner told me in a genuinely horrified tone "YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET THE ARCHIE PEOPLE"; like they were some mutants that crawled from the abyss that he had to satiate with Archie comics like elder gods demanding blood sacrifice.