[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 18:59

Corporations are rife with individuals who have perfected the power grab by any means necessary and they would love it if their employees had extra ways of excreting influence over a community-wide project.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 23:39

I want to date a girly programmer.

Playing with her hair while she calls me a retarded apper for using Python.
Explaining her I'm using Python because of the time constraints of my personal projects while she passionately kisses me for being such a retarded apper.
Getting lost in her eyes while she says she'd like to see my primal low-level side tonight.
Taking off her pastel-colored skirt while she blushes for letting an apping heathen have a good look of her pure body.
Caressing her delicate naked body while she rewards me for my careful memory management.
Being inside her while she lets out soft moans of pleasure.
Pleasing each other and promising we will never be apart.
Lying next to each other, warming each other.
Playing Doom together while we're still naked.

I haven't been able to find a girl like this. Women are either ugly or dumb.

;_;

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 14:13

Find a woman who can program computers and buy her plastic surgery.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 15:00

Only Coreans think plastic surgery has good results.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 15:48

>>253 Look into double citizenship.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 16:42

Many argue against it, but you never know. Wherever the aliens are, Ifll bet at some point in their evolution there was a battle. On the one side were the K-strategists who would evolve the civilization and the species into a paragon of honor, morality, and greatness, and on the other side were the r-strategists whofd periodically devolve the civilization and the species back into a hedonistic orgy of idiots and imbeciles demanding tolerance for all of the defectives – all while calling their slide gprogress.h

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 18:15

Outside my town in Germany is a new refugee settlement where hundreds of refugees are being accommodated. Of course, I wouldn't dream of using the word "concentrated" but this non-concentration camp has large white tents in neat rows and high wire fences and guards.

Ironically, this is what we call helping people.

All it needs is a spiffy three-word slogan about work and freedom ...

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 19:29

>>256
Arby's macht Freitag

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 16:47

Because most people are considerably less idiotic when they know they'll be accountable for outcomes. Our representative democracy already allows the MPAIs to vote, but it also allows them to blame any problems on the people they voted for. It's intentionally set up to offload responsibility from the voters so that the MPAIs can cheerfully vote for the huckster who makes them feel good and not think about whether anything he promises will actually work.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 23:24

If you need it, if you want it, here it is come and get it c the solution to any problem is to make sure youfre solving the right problem and not just the symptom of the real problem c to identify it and define it with gout of the box thinking" c by truly dealing with the way things are rather than the way you think they are or the gif onlyh way of thinking c to see things as they are and ask c what if?

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 23:09

>>252 find a lithe software engineer and pay him to have his bozack off & a bunch of plastic surgery to look like a girl

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 06:23

Just watched the whole thing.

Ive never been so not horny.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8089 09:32

I'm sorry if you ever thought that Milky Holmes was about detectives.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 15:12

There were 666 comments b4 i posted this. Just doing my part to cleanse this page of satan's influence.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 16:53

g4. When a high SMV women walks into a clown-fest the circuit breaker blows.h

Thatfs what happened when Sarah Palin appeared on the scene.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 17:37

To add to that, misery loves company, so Fems do everything they can to make sure all other women also become unloveable. That is why they tell us to be intelligent not attractive, to be fat accepting, to cut our hair, to empowerfulize ourselves with lots of casual sex, to put men down, to be loud and obnoxious, etc etc, all things designed to drive men away. I recognized that long ago, but what's sad today is that many young girls don't. They genuinely believe that men should like these things and if they don't, they must be defective men.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 19:10

I come for a picture of a beautiful library. I get a photo of a bunch of scuzzy, smelly radicals.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 05:52

Now, Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler was different. When someone named a species of blind cave beetle after him, he sent them a thank you note.

Adolf Hitler is more polite than Beyonce.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 10:01

Is really sad see how you guys are humiliating Spider-man and its creator. I mean the "real" Spider-man, who is just an fictional character, but if any of you wants to learn English, you guys should take education more seriously, not joking around here.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 17:55

Jack, if the conservative base isn't held in check by an alliance of the Left and cuckservatives, why they might actually defend the U.S., vigorously leave other people alone, and (shudder) demand to be left alone themselves! The horror!

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 11:21

And I am still amazed Clippy hasn't been ported to the Linux office suites yet.
You lame fucks copy everything else.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 12:51

>>270
That's probably because Linux can't handle 2d rendering.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 00:39

Brown savages shitting bacterial diversity all over white toilets is multiculturalism in a nutshell.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 12:40

It's fine xD I was really just surprised to see someone make the opposite of what is a common grammatical error on the internet (using your instead of you're) :P

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 00:43

BTW, why does the name Zoe seem to be always attached to SJW stupidity? I used to like that name.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 13:48

>>274
A lot of nice things get smeared in trash and crap. Often due to marginal communities using it as their symbol. E.g. neo-nazis and their swastikas or LGBT and their rainbow flags (even if it was originally colour-shifted?)

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 14:34

The only person I've ever known called Zoe hated everyone, all she cared about was her rubber lizard toy. I tried to show her my own rubber lizard to try and make friends but she wasn't interested at all.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 19:52

>>274
It's a nineties special snowflake name. Much like "Quinn". For cultural reference, check all the MTV shows of that period.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 03:06

It's like some British men decide to play women who disguise themselves as men and call themselves Monty Python.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 10:19

lol I love the fact, PMAFT is against conspiracy theories, but creates a conspiracy theory on feminists preventing space aliens from contacting earth c

Pretty soon PMAFT will create a conspiracy theory, on how feminists are preventing the illuminati from recruiting his blog readers c

Lmao c

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 17:24

Have you heard of sexual transmutation?

Yeah, itfs some psychobabble that Napoleon Hill came up in the early 20th century. I guess it means if you donft have sex youfll pursue other more worthwhile activities like flying planes into buildings.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 21:28

I was always under the impression that not being a sarcastic asshole was for my own sake and not others. Even if you were only an asshole on the inside but pleasant to be around, I think it takes a mental toll on you.
As self-pitiers are to sadness, sarcastic assholes are to anger and criticism. That is, they don't usually have anything really to be angry or critical about, but they seek it anyway. Self-pitiers perceive everyone around them in a fashion that fits their self-pity, whether they think they're hated or pitied by those around them. Sarcastic assholes must perceive others in a fashion that fits their hate and extreme criticism. They may perceive others as being assholes who are putting on a kind act. They may think that everyone is constantly criticizing them and just keeping their opinion to themselves. And even if that's not how they perceive the world, it at least gives them a negative outlook on life, which I'm guessing could lead to depression, anxiety, and social anxiety.
If being an asshole works for you, then by all means, be an asshole. I haven't researched this at all, so what do I know.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 13:38

PER BE AT RRCFW WE CAN CALL TO GET PT'S PU TIMES. SHE STATED SHE IS THE ONE WHO ANSWERS THE CALLS AND DOES NOT MINE US CALLING.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 16:07

Make like a tree and bark.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 18:12

These Parents Apparently Failed at Parenting, Does Our Generation Is Lost..? I Think That Not Everyone Should Become A Parents. Damn.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 01:59

I'M GOING TO MAKE AN ANIMAL CROSSING DATING SIM. I'M NOT A FURRY THOUGH I JUST REALLY LIKE ANIMALS IN THAT WAY, YOU KNOW? HAHA

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 17:39

I don't know if they're "well educated." Let's just say many were physically located in a college setting at some point.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 00:24

Under President Obama, Democrats have lost 900+ state legislature seats, 12 governors, 69 House seats, 13 Senate seats. That's some legacy.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 14:29

No, you've got your pederasts right.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 23:44

You'd think the geniuses at Apple could fix this! I guess they are really not geniuses at all.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 12:41

I will defend your asshole from the internet trolls, m'lady.
tips fedora

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 15:16

SHE KILLED HER DAUGHTER AND TURNED HER INTO A PICK. A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 20:05

I used to advocate destroying liberal academia, but now I say letfs laugh and watch it destroy itself.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 05:13

You don't want to know what I'm THINKING !

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 15:54

All books written in English from 1960-2012 torrent

Mind blown.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 16:51

SJWism is a siren song for humanityfs dregs. The ugliest, fattest, weirdest, gooniest LSMV losers adopt the SJW identity to raise their own status and knock down the status of their betters. These degenerate freaks on their own would go to the grave incel, but with a Tumblrrea and a passion for poopytalk the Crouching Manlet Hidden Dildo sees in the SJW identity a chance \ the slimmest possible (but still better than zero) \ to get a drunken pity fuck from a bluehair fatty before his dick stops working from cheeto-clogged arteries.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 20:28

you is the only one not in good way in here..

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 07:27

This is the time for bricks through your Muslim neighbour's windows and beating up their children at school. Make them unwelcome.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 15:13

Wow, this is fiiiillled with annoying stereotypes and idiocy. Well done! Saying GM produces only resource hungry low optimized products by ammeters?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 16:34

WTC Attack @ 9+1+1+2+0+0+1=14
Paris Attack @ 1+1+1+3+2+0+1+5=14

WTF?

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 17:19

It's also fascinating how the only place those poor refugees "from Syria" could escape that sort of violence was in the West, instead of any of in any of the many countries belonging to their co-religionists.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 17:29

>>300
I get that this is kopipe but it took me like 3 seconds to disconfirm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugees_of_the_Syrian_Civil_War

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 18:28

>>301
I'm pretty sure he's on board with everything he pastes. It's always the same shit from the same websites. When you engage, someone inevitably complains about politics because apparently, this is meant to be a right wing safe space.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:43

I'd like to say that weirdest thing I've modded in is the My Little Pony civilisation. But it pales in comparison to the weirdness that is making dogs milkable, and the males milkable for semen, with the intention of selling dog semen jelly roasts to the elves. I screwed up the tags so the females were being milked for semen. My dorfs screwed up the plan by devouring the dog semen jelly. But I've been given a few hints on fixing it and I'll see if I can make it work.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 04:33

>>302 Actually, only about half of it. The others, just because they strike me as funny.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 23:19

VIPPER 15/10/31(Sat)00:05:23 No.1418
So who won the big tournament?
VIPPER 15/11/13(Fri)02:48:05 No.1439
>>1418
apathy
VIPPER 15/11/13(Fri)03:09:43 No.1440
>>1439
Ahh, master of the endgame.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 05:58

putting shrimp on barbies and arguing over the finer points of what is and isnt a knife

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 06:00

god damnit I thought this was the ctrl+v thread again

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 18:35

Personally, Ifve decided to name all my future pets Spotf); DROP TABLE Users;–

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 04:31

"Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 05:11

Best chance of survival is being a strong man or being with one. It's a man's duty to lift weights, sprint, train martial arts.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:15

The train is fine.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 19:37

"Don't fight ISIS or ISIS wins"
--People who brought us "safe spaces" and the participation trophy.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 21:03

It'd be better if she were peeing herself.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 19:54

How Leftists, who are afraid of the weather, who are more afraid of George Bush than of Saddam Hussein have the effrontery to lecture sane men on fears and false fears is ironic, if not astounding.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 15:44

This question is a no-brainier -- Just quit being damn web head. You'd better off living a normal human life, like killing time by trolling on the web -- no dull time. I guess you should've known this far too well by now, wacko.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 10:54

Di you get realpaper or a virtual stock? you know which one I want you to get

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 13:41

You can tell that shit is broccoli

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 13:44

if we assumed that there was literally a one world order, many of the countries would be like on night shifts wake up when its dark work using gmt as the lead etc its do able if the countries want to , of course would have been easier under colonialism .Biblically tho the world runs on 1 timezone 1 day using Jerusalem as the lead clock./time. also with God 1000 earth years is likend to 1 God day. vis a vis earths 365 rotation to make a year.

can we stop aging by suspending time? clearly time can be changed days added and taken off and there will be a time that even time will run out of time (time will be no more sayeth Scripture)...ok will go and take my blue pill now lol

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 19:11

If you divide the deaths by the number of flu viruses (considering they didn't have a leader and acted independently) you'll get a very small k/d ratio. Hitler managed to kill millions with his rhetoric.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 13:17

Any money says that the perps were black. Why do I say this? Because the story makes no mention of their names/race -- the opposite would have happened, should they have been white.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 16:34

People don't use the word "retarded" to make fun of the genuinely mentally disabled. They use it to make fun of window-licking mongoloids.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 23:53

200 years ago, the Australian and New Zealand Armry Corporation fought proudly against the Nazis on the Anzac beach in Hungary. Please show your support to the diggers as they still fight to this day in the trenches of Iran and Afghanistan

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 01:53

I think the idea of gwhite male privilegeh is the ultimate Frechheit. Itfs not that white males privilege themselves, you ingrates, itfs that they privilege everybody else. They go out of their way to give help everyone else to the same standard of living that they have.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 13:10

I wouldn't make it thru the work out myself.. I'd get to hot and bothered.. Lol

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 19:30

Wait a year and go to Constantinople instead.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 01:20

>>320 What is the current politically correct term for illegal immigrants? There is a high probability they were at fault.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 04:26

People need a certain amount of stress to function right. As you remove stress, the brain structures that adapt to cope with it atrophy, and you end up with an individual who needs a very high degree of perfection in their life, or they begin a total freak out.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 18:29

>>327
I wonder if that's right. It sounds reasonable, but take Buddhist monks for example, their whole goal is to remove suffering, so I assume that they do not have a lot of stress. This isn't to say that they don't have things that could potentially stress someone else out. For example, a normal person would be very stressed with only one bowl of rice a day. But as a Buddhist monk, they have trained themselves to ignore their wants and desires. I guess the comment must be trying to say people who don't ignore their desires and always get what they desire will break when they don't get what they desire. It seems like it is trying to suggest that we should seek out pain in order to be happy. But I think a better solution would be to go down the middle path, and neither seek pain nor seek pleasure.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 05:47

This troper is terribly anal retentive when it comes to grammar or historical facts. And the Duel of Minds bits from the above tropers? Don't make this troper laugh. This troper once went head-to-head with a so-called intellectual and won. The catch? He was 33. This troper was 11.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 17:43

>>328
It sounds like crap from an armchair psychologist/sociologist/neurologist to me. This "Lack of stress --> brain atrophy --> needing perfection" line of thinking is such a gigantic leap in logic, it's worthy of an olympic medal. I do wonder what makes people spout total bullshit and try to spin it as if they knew what the fuck they are talking about. Lack of self-awareness? Dunning-Kruger?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 18:08

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for @BarackObama, who has brought racial healing to America's cities and peace to the Middle East.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 22:47

Automatics also rob 30-40 horsepower from your engine due to the fact that it always has to have an oil pump running in order to activate the various solenoids and keep the automatic transmission fluid flowing & lubricating the moving parts. Standard transmissions don't need this because the lubricating oil just sits in the bottom of the gear box and is splashed around / lubricated by the moving gears, which results in pretty much no HP being robbed by the tranny.
True, automatic transmissions have gotten more efficient over the years, but they're also complicated to diagnose due to the fact that there's more sensors & wiring that help run the transmission smoothly. When these fail, it takes a fair amount of time to access these, diagnose these and then determine if the failure is either a hydraulic or electronic issue (or both). This means lots of $$ to the customer when an issue comes up. That alone would make me steer clear from an automatic.
Now, what I've stated above are facts but the following is just my opinion that I believe to be generally true: When you're driving a stick shift car, you pay more attention to the whole driving experience. Whenever someone pulls out in front of me, then drives under the speed limit, I assume they're driving an automatic tranny because all they do is press the gas and by magic, the car just goes. Meanwhile, I'm downshifting and pressing my brakes, pissed off that this person just disrupted the flow of traffic. I generally believe if this same person was driving a stick, they wouldn't make such an inconsiderate move, since they're more in tune with the car and would probably get annoyed if someone did the same thing they just did to me.
Also, I always hear from my friends "oh, stick's fine, but I don't like it in city traffic" - I tend to think this is a statement that is more of a popular regurgitation of an excuse than an honest opinion. I learned to drive on an automatic and then learned to drive stick in my 20s and have been exclusively driving stick ever since....in the city. Both my girlfriend and I drive stick in the city daily and never once have I wanted to revert back to a sluggish automatic. In fact, I'd rather drive an inflamed standard tranny off a steep cliff than be putting around town in an automatic feeling like the biggest puss in the world.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 23:06

>>332
Manual ("stick") cars are still king in the UK. If you can't handle an uphill traffic jam with a manual gearbox, you can't drive.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 23:50

>>333
I drive a manual, but I still think people who write these rants are silly.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:01

I would like to own one car with a DCT automatic and one with a 6-speed manual. Maybe have one Evo X and one WRX STI

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:17

>>334
I prefer an automatic. Keeps one had free for a gun.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 03:57

>>336
You shouldn't. You won't be able to aim consistently during the maneuvers that require gear shifting. And no one will take you seriously if you have a "sporty" car without manual. Plus, if your car isn't sporty and doesn't have a dedicated driver (who isn't you) in it, then it's pretty lame anyway.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 13:54

>>334
I don't think you quite understand the thrill of the feeling of manoeuvring the head of a shaft any time you want to change speed.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 06:14

>>338
Oh I understead the thrill of manoeuvring the head of a shaft alright.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 18:48

BLACK CRIME
13% of pop.
33% of rapists
38% of mass murderers
49% of murderers
56% of serial killers
#BlackCrimeMatters

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:57

Those who call transmissions "tranny" are mentally ill.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 21:33

>>339
So do I, figuratively speaking, if you catch my drift.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:11

started his own professional wrestling business at age 18 and went on to become a real estate investor. Currently he is a pundit who covers political news and current events.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:20

No, thank you.
Yes, thank you!
Yes, of course I have!

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:44

Hero? NOT!!! This "so-called" hero is a PRO HORSE SLAUGHTER, he is involved with the Untied Horsemen AKA untied mass horse murdering, and all they care about is feeding humans TAINTED POISON HORSEMEAT! Don't give this blood thirsty killer any kind of credit for anything he does until he changes his views on horse slaughtering!

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 07:20

The emergence of the analog sticks looks oddly sexual

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 17:38

If only we had France's tight gun laws, Muslim terrorists wouldn't use guns to commit mass murder in the US.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 17:44

The universe is like a Pop Tart in that neither one is very good for your health if eaten.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 13:25

Hibike! Euphonium : Yay, animu about music ! Here it isn't a band but a whole orchestra ! The main protagonist has a very interesting personnality, not the usual (but very kawaii) sweet little girl and the "Homura" (you'll know what I mean if you watch it) is fascinating. Episode 8 was a beautiful and breathtaking turning point in the relationships of the characters, it's very well made and touching, and there's music ! I highly recommand it.

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