Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
I'm curious how claiming people you don't know are virgins based on what, their internet habits and writing style is somehow "reportage"?
I can think of no other possible explanation for their behavior, can you? Like if the cockpit of a dc-10 suddenly appears where your bedroom wall used to be it only makes sense to assume a plane just crashed.
You think that's bad. I help manage communication for our fire and emergency services. We literally had thousands of apple products, THOUSANDS. Then they pulled the ios7 cable blocking software thing. They made me look like an idiot since I had recommended switching to apple products for consistency for our techs.
one of my tasks in life is to promote Christianity in a way to attract internet racists
But hey… you know I’d still give her the benefit of the doubt and assume this is yet another case of Twitter giving the appearance of brain damage.
It didn't look terrible. Most people look kind of dorky when they're running unless they're Tom Cruise.
A conspiracy is nothing more than 2 women plotting to give a 3rd a bad peer review.
Id rather give money to ISIS than Double Fine
I have none.
>>356
ISIS has consistently put out the product they promised at the scale they promised, doublefine has abandoned projects that were funded and gimped content out of their major releases, the former is clearly a better investment.
All those afternoons coming home from school to an empty house, with homework in the bag that I didn't want to do. Turned on the TV, the Playstation. Even though I'd beaten the game a couple of times over, I had this savepoint at the train graveyard. Would lay down on the floor, head between my backpack and the controller, and stare at the ceiling fan until I fell asleep to this song. Most of the time, the sun would be down by the time I woke up again. That's the sad and wasted childhood this song reminds me of. ; ~;
What is the Left's obsession with genitalia?
SEXY!
A lovely bit of rare homoerotica in mainstream TV, thank you 30 Rock :)
Rape Culture Raceway
>>360 A reaction to the Right's obsession of trying to censor it.
With the exception of POTUS, the Atty General, both leading presidential candidates, the media, and universities, Americans love free speech.
Easy there waterwings. Mommy left the inhaler in the minivan.
Great hair is something that everybody would like to have.
It's very weird that mermaid-fucking plays such a huge part of Superman's history.
2+2 doesn't stop being 4 just because the person who did the math is an asshole.
Russia is a myth told by Reagan to keep funding for the "cold war". It was really just an invasion of Antarctica to intimidate the penguin population.
Let's contact our local governments and request that they build levies in preparation for the network of blood rivers. Thanks for the tip guy, you're alright.
>>370
I knew it, no way slavs are real. But no one would listen.
Stupid people don't deserve erections.
My name is gary, and I'm an addict. My addiction to minesweeper has resulted in many late nights, a few missed classes, and an all time best score of 89 seconds (expert, of course).
entire villages in the Arctic depend on seals for food, heat, light and sex
We want maniacs. We want people who will shut down Congress, gleefully tell liberals to fuck off, and be castigated as maniacs by our opposition. We want people who will shut down the government, and keep it from making things any worse.
This is objectively false. People insult the 3DS for having a 240p screen, but what they don't realize is that since it's three-d, the number of pixels goes up exponentially, to 240x240x240, meaning that it's actually 13824000p, better than the best computers.
Are you really trivializing rape victims that much? What a fuckin freak. This is the equivalent of you going on craigslist and visiting some black dude in his section 8 housing in Baltimore to buy tickets to the Presidential Gala at Harvard and then complaining that you got sold fake tickets.
Exactly. And tbh? They’d defend her even if it had been true. I’m glad she didn’t but folks were really showing their true colors and their willingness to throw rape victims under the bus to defend their fav. This wasn’t a case of people jumping on her just because it was her brother involved. It was a case of people (most anyway because there are those looking for an excuse to drag) being angry because they thought someone with money and a large following was supporting a rapist. But now folks are on their high horse because all that matters is that her reputation is safe.
Intolerance of intolerance is the South Park Death Camp of Tolerance
FB won't suspend the sub-literate POS jihadi nigger that absolutely threatened Donald Trump but they'll suspend me for a month for using the word "faggot" as an adjective in reference to the recent snapping crap on college campuses.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll
Have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on
Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
Target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the
Storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be
Anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States
Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable
Ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and
Now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
These are the same people who think “Thelma & Louise” is empowering. This is a movie in which as soon as the two female leads are away from their male supervision, they proceed to fail at everything … including life, since they finish up by committing suicide.
And of course, the US hasn't spent the last half millennia being passed back and forth between Germany and Russia like some roofied prom date. But don't let that fact get in the way, either.
I've met French people. they smell like cheese and can't play soccer. don't be intimidated by them.
Reminds me of the Lemonade stand BASIC game on Apple ][. It was trivial to beat once I found out you could allocate negative funds to advertising and your account would end up credited. Then the stand just became a front operation laundering money through the print shop.
Kremlin Trolls are out in force. My bona fides are rock solid. I've paid a real price for my fighting Putinism. Draw your own conclusions.
I've seen quite a few small communities gradually unravel because the moderators erred on the side of not banning people who were clearly violating the spirit but not the letter of the rules. As jerks gradually leaked in, the people who didn't want to be around jerks gradually drifted away, and the community was left as nothing more than a sludgy residue.
Both leftists and moslems give enemies 3 choices. 1. convert, 2. die, 3. pay high taxes
The flat tire is a symbol of Motorola's inability to achieve.
So, you are saying there is no hand-chopping this time?
(putting wallet away)
I also liked how he portrayed the New Republic as a dysfunctional, corrupt, mess. The bits about the various alien races bringing the New Republic to the brink of ruin because of their demand for special programs to account for their unique cultures & anatomy was as brilliant as it was infuriating to read about.
As a White man, I agree with the author – we must be stopped. I think we should be segregated in our own land. An area entirely composed of just White people, so we cannot hurt anyone else.
I am absolutely sure non – Whites would not want to have anything to do with us, just like the historical record of immigration shows.
So, a huge (yuuuuuge) wall should be erected around this new White nation. This way, no dangerous Whites could escape, and no innocent POC could accidently (not through any fault of their own, but of course due to White tricknology) find themselves in the hellish, failed state an all White country would invariably become.
"Now, I wouldn't keep any school open that wasn't doing a better than average job."
-- Hillary Clinton who apparently A) wants to close down half of our schools,* or B) doesn't understand math, or C) a lil' Column A and a lil' Column B
I don’t know about you guys, but I would hate to have to beat the faggot out of my own son just because I did a poor job choosing his mother.
Until women let us hit them they will never be equal
I tried to imagine a future where one can stream cumsocks on Netflix, but then I remembered that if you know where to look it's already possible even without future technology to find streaming cum.
By the way, Germany's like, let's ban an inanimate object that rails against Jews and advocates their destruction while importing loads of live people who feel the same way. Brilliant.
WoW! What a amusing comment! In the good way! You made my day! "she sounds like a piggy". Hahaha. Super!
Let's all be realistic: Peter, the cockroach, is uploading songs that Mr. Reynolds has given him, but refuses to upload here since Tseng wouldn't take down the pedophilia link from the front page. Not to mention the fact that the cockroach is LYING about finding them mysteriously on a hard drive--which proves what a shithead of a human being he is--but he deserves no thanks beyond that of a bag of shit in his face.
Also, Peter, what fucking dork sings with their hand in their pocket?! GET REAL YOU DAFT CUNT!
I trekked through the snow for what felt like hours. My clothes were doing nothing against the gusts of wind beating against my body. Felt like it wouldn’t be long before I pass out and freeze. Soon I could walk no more and fell to me knees. I couldn’t feel my arms or legs and was certain all hope was lost.
Then I smelled it. Queso and beans filled the air around me. I was nowhere near civilization so where could it be coming from? Next I smelled guacamole, and then sour cream. Somehow the smell was getting closer.
And that is when I saw a figure through the falling snow.
“Who’s there?”
It was hard to see all of him at first. With each footstep his spurs made a clinking sound. The bright red bandana was hard to miss, and then his mustache and brows. His full shape then came into view and he paused.
“What...what are you?”
He was a tall wrapped tortilla. His hands rested on the holsters of his pistoles. And his sombrero was larger than I am. It was El Bandito Burrito.
I was scared when he took a step towards me but I could not move. I don’t know if it was the cold wind or his incredible gaze that struck me still. All I know is I didn’t budge from being on my knees.
Not a word was spoken as he came in close and wrapped his arms around me. My cheeks felt his tortilla caliente. Even in the freezing cold his body could not chill. A tear escaped my eyes knowing I was warm and safe.
Taking off his sombrero he wrapped it around me. The thing somehow covered my entire body. And out from his head even more warmth spread.
“Th-thank you.”
Feeling was returning to my arms and legs. I wondered if I should try to run, but then I wondered why bother? How far would I get before I lose feeling again? All that mattered is I was safe and alive. Who cares if it was a burrito who saved me? There in his arms, I fell asleep.
Next morning I woke up and the sun was out. The shining warmth filled me with joy and I leaped to my feet in excitement. I looked around and saw I was alone. El Bandito Burrito had stayed with me through la noche and disappeared.
“GRACIAS!!!”
I know not if he was anywhere close enough to hear me. Still I had to try. I never saw him again to express my thanks. And that is my story of how I was saved by El Bandito Burrito.
Also, in the case of self inserting, you don't self insert yourself, you self insert your penis into the penis.
Its quite simple.
☝(°ヮ°)
I have only ever read two books in my life as I believe Books are a waste of time. However, the first was Mein Kampf and the other was Roman Abramovich's Autobiography. Mein Kampf is a fantastic insight to whom I believe was one of the most intellectual people that ever lived. He just made the mistake of not having enough resource behind him after he invaded France....Abramovich's Autobiography was a waste of time as I believe he just got lucky. However, probably the most intellectual human being currently on the planet is Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Fantastic Businessman and Theatre Operator!
This thing is the best thing that happened since Steve Jobs died.
You have to die in battle to go to Valhalla and just like jerking off doesn’t count as sex, killing yourself doesn’t count as being involved in battle.
> Do none of the Black Americans realize that bringing attention to racial tensions and polarizing them will only work against their cause?
Uh, maybe they're just not very smart...?
Oops, what'd I say?
>hasn't talked to a non-cartoon woman in years
Nice strawman. Also opinion research shows that women overwhelmingly vote green and leftist. This is a fact. So enjoy getting raped you stupid cunt, I certainyly won't help you. And I'm 199cm/110kg so my help would actually be worth something.
All you need to be a wizard in Middle Earth is a hat and a drug problem.
see if you had something a wee bite earlyer or later in dvd for us that can not be every where, no asylums, no offend me. great set lux a muture mind of his own person lux .go god save the queen and rest in peace my friend god i did not know they were married so much for no offical fanclub my queen of the strings my heart goes out to you when you need it pal.metzy och you know what greasy individuals are like the men done excellent and ivy she was only the queen of 2 something and given wrong birth advice,still smiled and played the best yet true monster feedback screams from her rings and no bass you heard it second guitar precise coolness drums has a brainwash cariabeanen cruise ship robot ever been smoother what do you expect./////.....100
keas are literary hilter
I hope to god loli doesn't become illegal in the us
It can never be a bad thing, but it usually is
Hehe big leagues. Remember it's not crumbs of old food in the ratty beards, it's crumbs of success on the hairy romance gravy train.
F-yeah, freakin' rockin, fellas... I never woulda found that freakin' merchant in a thousand years if it weren't fer yall. I spent like... what, 20 bux on that damn guide and it didn't have smack about where in the hell I could find 'im. I googled that bitch and had to peruse nearly 100 sites b4 I came upon this 'un. Y'all saved me life, you did. <thank you> <bio>tches! ^^
Anyway, since its Europe, eventually somebody is going to be loading somebody else into boxcars.
So because it clicks that's supposed to justify spending often 3 times more, or more, than a conventional keyboard?
Edit: stop replying to this. Things like durability are a joke as no one, not even a dedicated typist wears out a keyboard due to too many keystrokes. Its due to excess force or mistreatment a keyboard would break. Response time and clicky and all that sure OK whatever. All that's been confirmed here is that they are 8/10 a circlejerk fad where all gamers think being mechanical suggests its worth $100+. Its a marketing tactic, that has successfully worked. While there might be slight advantages for some, the excessive price premium is an excuse to charge gamers more for a product they consider "gaming worthy" the real world performance difference between it and a membrane keyboard are minimal. For the price, they aren't worth it. And only when the fad is over will prices come down.
Edit: whooo first time I've made /r/bestof for a negative comment. Keep the downvotes rolling I got plenty of karma to burn.
>>422
Wait until he learns about Topre switches and sees the price of Happy Hacking Keyboard.
"WHAT DO WE WANT?" "NOW!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT!?" "FEWER RACE CONDITIONS!"
maybe becouse u arent that far in the story.
just gon a little more with the story and come back and see if he has the new magicks n stuffs
are you joshing? The USA with it's Teddy "Tree-Hugger" Roosevelt and solar panels on the whitehouse and demanding more miles per gallon then physics can actually allow.??? i mean i get that the EPA is cucked by oil companies but it's hardly the US of A's fault that congress is full of corner whores. you're not living in a lead smog now thanks to the government, remember that.
they're two emotionally stunted kids who desperately want to fuck eachother and that reaction you're having is likely the same one you would have if you listened to two 15 year olds flirt in real life, specifically one between a dumb homeschooled jock and a girl who does model UN
A lot of comments on here are Pretty stupied
THIS IS GODDAMN RELAXING
Fellini Satyricon
“Wow! Neet!!”
5 of 5 stars
Reviewed 22 December 2012
Stopped on the way back to Boston from Mystic Seaport. Free admission and parking. But lots to see! If you are even remotely into subs or military hardware you WILL love this place. If you aren't, you should still find it interesting - lots of exhibits even the layman would enjoy. Real subs, cutaways of others, lots of pretty diagrams and pictures. And Santa was peaking out of one sub, which my daughter spotted and laughed and laughed. Tour the actual Nautilus with (free) supplied audio self-paced tour material.
Don't be thermodynamically retarded. Even your average cumslut knows that perpetual motion is impossible and that they require outside energy sources like your daddy's cock.
>just smoke opium
Of course! I'll just hit up my local old-timey China town opium den, I'll ride down on my bicycle that has one really big wheel and one teeny tiny wheel!
No one makes or sells just plain opium any more, you tool.
Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... and I don't like it.
I'm Syrian. I must be handled in a friendly manner. Mrs. Merkel invited me.
>>435 I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
What is the first video game you beat?
For me it was either Lego Star Wars:The Complete Saga for PS2, or Ben 10 Protector of Earth for the Nintendo DS
how can filesystems be real if our files aren't real
Today, 6 plus billion people will arise in the morning and go about their day, a day that is everywhere eased and enriched by the discoveries of scientists as made concrete by engineers. And while a considerable minority of those worthy scientists and engineers profess islam as a faith, every one whose work makes life better for the human race is working outside of the Islamic world. Not one of the labor-saving, wealth-creating, suffering-destroying, and life-enriching technologies you will use today, whoever you are, was conceived and brought to market in that part of the world under any of the flags of mohammedanism.
It's not so much that they're opposed to modern civilization; increasingly, they're irrelevant to it. Like a bad-seed child, they have no positive accomplishments and no attainments to point to; they are reduced to vandalism and crime to seek attention.
That guy below me used to write good comments, then he took an arrow to the knee
I love movies where everyone is an idiot. Cohen Brothers films are great.
No you see it's racist for them to speak in Japanese accents because it reinforces all those old stereotypes about the Japanese being frog bankers from outer space who wear funny hats.
stop the hate just an opnion
It was a completely different time. They were completely different people. Husbands spent lifetimes with wives and never expressed a doubt to them. Wives spent lifetimes with husbands and never expected the husband to help or understand. Daughters and sons never spoke about sex, and only under the rarest and most relaxed situations would anyone speak about divorce, or even a neighbor who obtained a divorce… and then in the most hushed tones. A woman would never look a man in the eyes steadily. Oscar Wilde was probably the most offending, outrageous, cheeky, insulting, and affronting man of that era. You should really get your hands on some of his famous quotations. Yet you’ll notice that they are all spoken like anyone you would meet today. Maybe a little cleverer.
You're surprised that analytical loners with a high tolerance for learning and a capacity for developing new systems are preppers? Really?
nigga u got places to be??
Not that this has any relevance, but afaik there are no electronic games that you play without a visual display (a.k.a. video). Multiplying graphical resolution, processing power, memory or changing peripherals do not change what they are. Sure due to they being more realistical and online now, you can give them a greater (or lower) purpose than just a pastime but that doesn't change the fact that it's pathetic suggesting you're somewhat special for spending more money on it than the average gamer. Different than VIDEOGAMES, having more "points" in RL doesn't mean you're a better player. Human society is way more complex than pre-programed systems. It's not simply a fact of "trying to keep up" with it. You're lucky you're able to dedicate a significant ammount of income to entertainment. There's nothing wrong on doing it, or being glad about it, but do not rub it on other people's face's. It's ridiculous. This goes not only for you, I know a lot of ppl who comment here think the same way as you do about this. I'm sorry if this sounds too dry for a game news site but we're living in a globally interconnected society now and you have to understand that it doesn't matter how much money you have, that does not makes the world spin around you.
I was born July 24th, 1923, in Bozeman, Montana, you dirt bag. I hope you dramatically trip and fall where nobody can hear you.