Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
Actually, Scandinavian magic worked like this. Magic was considered gay, and all magicians were either women or passive homosexuals.
Ancient Slav magic worked similarly. There have been warlocks - male only, witches - female only. These two kinds were different in some way but had similarities. Also, there are gender magic types in Ukraine: harakternyks were male only cossack wizards - capable of shapeshifting, making their skin hard as metal, and similar battle magic; witches were your typical female only European type witches; molfars were Carpathian male-only wizards who only use white magic; there were also female-only rituals for divination, blessing, charming and other things, and a few male-only rituals - mostly for charming.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Man, he looks incredibly Jewish today.
I swear he looked more normal a few months ago, now just looking at him drains my bank account.
This would be an interesting conceptual approach for 'Mandingo.'
Think of it - big strapping musclebound white guys raping wealthy beautiful black women (there are some, believe it or not) while weak black twerps look on in helpless rage and terror.
me or him could do it i guess
This post is full of nostalgia and vaguely defined emotional reasoning.
It's also gay as fuck.
lets celibate and suck some dick.
I have to believe that this "hula hoop" shit that gets posted in every Portal thread is bait.
The analogy is constructed specifically to remove the most relevant aspect of the thought experiment, i.e., that the entrance and exit of the portal have different velocities. Any analogy in which the entrance and exit do not have different velocities does not apply. If you insist on using that analogy, then it works better as evidence in favor of option B, because the motion that matters is that of the cube relative to the "exit" end of the hula hoop. If your reference frame is that of the hula hoop, the cube enters at a high speed and exits at a high speed.
A reminder that seeds of life do survive, even under the harsher conditions and circumstances, waiting the right moment to flourish...
You're dumb.
You're going to die and leave a dumb corpse.
Sometimes I wonder if our ancestors will look back at autistic shitposters as the avant garde artists of our time.
More primordial beast viscera washing ashore than I expected, but that's okay.
>people butthurt since they're too small-minded to imagine living in an economy that isn't a market economy
wwwww
BORN, INTO A CREW.
THERE'S NO CHOICE, BUT STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT FOR YOU.
HE HAS NO STYLE, HAS NO GRACE.
THIS KONG HAS A FUUUUUUNNY FACE.
NOT CONTENT TO HANDSTAND THIS WAY,
ONLY WHEN HE NEEDS TO,
GOT TO PLAN HIS DISPERSAL,
TIME TO INFLATE HIMSELF LIKE A BALLOOOOOOOOON!
i like it but how do we use frigid feminist cunts to save the glaciers
I just discovered that plasti dip comes in glow in the dark varieties. I may have to do terrible car stuff with this knowledge
17 months?! Seems like it would be easier for them to find an unreleased movie that's already been made and just add robots and Chewbacca to it.
When Paul Tsongas was running for President he carried a stuffed panda, and in his New England accent would say, "Dissa panda beah," implying that unlike the competition, Tsongas would not "panda" to the voters.
Is your back up against the wall? Do you hate privacy? Would you like to own a 2-seater toilet? Now you can! Recent advances in Mexican toilet technology allow the average American citizen to double up on the savings big time. Cut your reading time in half. Enjoy the companionship while you stick it the man forever!
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang
But with a dance party
You American intellectuals - you want so desperately to feel besieged and persecuted!
I'd say the internet reveals the true nature of people. Whenever the trolls make the occasional honest post or some news service tracks them down they're almost always miserable people leading miserable lives. I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of them blame society/other people for their problems as well. Whenever I see a troll these days I just remember that my life is many times better than theirs, and I should just let them have this outlet because they probably don't have much else.
Inbreeding would explain so much about you.
+Alper Hacıoğlu then....a.a.a.a.a.a..o.o.o.o.o,o,o just SAY IT ;).........
>DVD from a support group for anal addicts
>he relapsed and bought an anal magazine
Stay strong op
My favorite sign from one of the vibrant protesters:
No Mexicans = No Tacos
I shit you not.
Wow, that really gave me pause, I mean people - I think maybe we haven't thought this thing through...
Here's the explanation to the joke.
Slavoj Zizek is a contemporary Marxist philosopher, best known for making pervy jokes, have weird mannerisms, and talking about Kung Fu Panda on YouTube. One of the main things that he drives at is that we need to critique our "ideology". He thinks that the capitalist ideology is so permeated in some parts of the world (such as the USA) that an alternative has become inconceivable for most people. Zizek is using the term "ideology" in a fairly specialized sense in the tradition of Marx, you can read more on what he means in the linked IEP articled.
While he has said that he is sympathetic in some ways to people like Obama and Bernie Sanders, who seek to make minor incremental changes to make capitalism more bearable (he calls it "capitalism with a human face"), he does claim that people on the left need to remain sharply critical of them (when he says "people on the left", he means actual socialists, i.e. people who wish to abolish capitalism, not the American left). So, while Zizek doesn't believe we should oppose raising the minimum wage, etc, it certainly wouldn't be a "socialist utopia" that he would hope the distant future would have attained.
Oh, and if you are a Bernie Sanders fan or something like that, please don't email me with Oxford dictionary definitions of "socialism". I couldn't possible care. I'm explaining Zizek's ideas, and raising the minimum wage or whatever isn't really Zizek's idea of socialism (which is the normal definition - workers owning the means of production), so...email him.
Simplification and unification of language is going to be a strong point in cultures in the near, though.
Cultures have spent centuries creating overly complicated languages when there wasn't much else to learn and scholars had tons of time on their hands to add flourish to languages to separate scholarly, noble, military and peasant things.
These days humans have way more things to learn, like math, sciences, technical skills. It takes 12 years for English students to master English. Japanese students take a long time mastering Japanese. Arabic languages are the same. In other countries with simpler language structure (eg: spanish with simple sentence structure, verb conjugation) they have a competitive advantage by needing less time to integrate the language into new students which means more time (and brain space) left to learn more things. That's why folks in some European countries learn 4 languages ... they learn simple ones like Italian and Spanish and German, then add in a complex one like English.
However, the simplification and unification of languages will also break down communication barriers and bring folks together to exchange ideas easier. Currently we're seeing English and Japanese and German and Spanish as main languages. But, these can be condensed and simplified into a common language. They need to in order to alleviate brain space for more important things. It will happen naturally over time, and the most optimal language won't win. Like languages today we'll probably see a merger of other languages into a single one. But, it will happen over time. And it's much needed.
I heard an African American lady on the radio ripping into the Black Lives Matter people about wasting their time protesting Trump while a few miles away, black kids were shooting and killing other black kids over the right to sell illegal drugs on street corners.
Chick-fil-A is fried chicken for white people. Pricier but better quality just like the white labor force.
Socialism is NOT this warm-and-fuzzy, happy little fluffy utopia where everyone shares everything and we all braid each other’s hair and sing happy campfire songs. Socialism advocates stealing – and that cannot be done without instilling a certain amount of fear in those who are being stolen from.
>>581 this is true. Chick-fil-A is basically the opposite of Church's Chicken.
>>583
This hurts as I had Church's for dinner last night
Lol, why is she showing her armpits?
what if your mom is a terrible women filled with cocks
oh wait it's true
Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, 'The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats'
>>582
This comment bothers me, as if capitalism didn't advocate stealing (by appropiating the surplus value of labor, or "profitting"), and didn't need the use of force in order to legitimize private ownership through fear of reprehension. I guess capitalism is so taken as a given, you can describe it to a T as something foreign and scary and still not realize that which you fear is right in front of you.
I stayed out of the Republican nomination voting process simply because there was no candidate I could fully get behind. The being said, if Trump does get the nomination, I will not hesitate to vote for him over Hillary or Sanders. The fact that his Presidency might send a bunch of whiny little cunts into epileptic trigger fits would just be a side-perk.
they were hoping the artsy sex and violence would bring normies. and it did... for as long as they could get away with it. As every time they showed a bit of violence, gore, and/or sex, the FCC got an ocean of complaints about the violence, gore, and/or sex, meaning the loophole that allowed NBC to show that bit of violence, gore, and/or sex was closed, further restricting what could be shown on broadcast.
So by the third season all they could show was subtextual male/male homolust. Which strangely does not draw normies.
When men pop up saying “I’ve been falsely accused of rape/sexual assault” all I hear is “I refuse to consider that I did violate boundaries while relying on non-verbal cues for consent, I refuse to believe that I actually hurt someone, and I clearly know better than the person who’s boundaries I crossed.”
And the other is "Socrates the demon Cat From HELL! Buwahahaha! You are All DOOMED!"
Yes, I would be glad about that! I wish I would meet a girl who shares that tilt with me... I am dreaming of sucking snot and boogers of a pretty girl's nose...
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-humping, raggedy-ass bastards with you!"
Wednesday.
Wed-ding
Nes-tle
Day
That's how I remember how to spell it.
I am not a smart man.
I never have trouble remembering the 'n' because I am aware of the etymology (Woden's day).
Top of the list for me are the toilets that have tongues and rim you clean. Gets all the way up in there. Pretty refreshing once you get used to it, apparently.
PJ O'Rourke had it right.
> as frightening as terrorism is, it's the weapon of losers. The minute somebody sets off a suicide bomb, you can be sure that person doesn't have 'career prospects.' And no matter how horrendous a terrorist attack is, it's still conducted by losers. Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an Air Force.
Because he was a man of the people, a man of simple pleasures. Do you think some fake ass nigga like Obama would smoke crack with local black guys? Fuck no. Rob Ford was an everyman in politics and that is why the Jews hated him.
With one vote for Trump I can vote against Ryan, Pelosi, Mitch, Harry, Boehner, Bill & Hillary, Obama, Mittens, Kerry and the Republican Elite.
Who could pass that up?
I'm not gay nigga I'm just open minded.
You best be careful talking to me like that you finna get yo toes sucked
In Albuquerque, the flow of time is distorted. The flow of time itself is convoluted; with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.
Butchered, huh? Makes sense. It is the religion of pieces...
bands like Disturbed, Godsmack, and Drowning Pool own compared to this shit...ur missing out check them out
It’s important to remember that neurotypical physically disabled people need to actively confront their ableism towards neurodivergent people and that ablebodied neurodivergent people need to actively confront their ableism towards physically disabled people. Being disabled in one way does not mean that we cannot be ableist towards other groups of disabled people.
That we will get to see Sausage Party but not The Goon is fucking heartbreaking.
Although it's 2016[9]
The eco-friendly, pro-Green, pro-Sustainability black guy: a fantasy of the White Liberal Mind.
The real black wants an Escalade or 300 (if he can’t swing a Bentley); and you could fit 10,000 of those Smart Growth houses into his ideal “crib”.
Pure BS.
meaning by wnker-6969420
So on a scale of 1-10 I give this a 151. As in the 151 OG Pokemon! Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree, Weedle, Kakuna, Beedrill, Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pidgeot, Rattata, Raticate, Spearow, Fearow, Ekans, Arbok, Pikachu, Raichu, Sandshrew, Sandslash, Nidoran, Nidorina, Nidoqueen, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking, Clefairy, Clefable, Vulpix, Ninetales, Jigglepuff, Wigglytuff, Zubat, Golbat, Oddish, Gloom, Vileplume, Paras, Parasect, Venonat, Venomoth, Diglett, Dugtrio, Meowth, Persian, Psyduck, Golduck, Mankey, Primeape, Growlithe, Arcanine, Poliwag, Poliwhirl, Poliwrath, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Machop, Machoke, Machamp, Bellsprout, Weepingbell, Victreebell, Tentacool, Tentacruel, Geodude, Graveler, Golem, Ponyta, Rapidash, Slowpoke, Slowbro, Magnemite, Magneton, Farfetch'd, Doduo, Dodrio, Seel, Dewgong, Grimer, Muk, Shellder, Cloyster, Gastly, Haunter, Gengar, Onix, Drowzee, Hypno, Krabby, Kingler, Voltorb, Electrode, Exeggcute, Exeggutor, Cubone, Marowak. Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Lickitung, Koffing, Weezing, Rhyhorn, Rhydon, Chansey, Tangela, Kangaskhan, Horsea, Seadra, Goldeen, Seaking, Staryu, Starmie, Mr. Mime, Scyther, Jynx, Electabuzz, Magmar, Pinsir, Tauros, Magikarp, Gyarados, Lapras, Ditto, Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Porygon, Omanyte, Omastar, Kabuto, Kabutops, Aerodactyl, Snorlax, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Dratini, Dragonair, Drogonite, Mewtwo, Mew
Vlad Tepes did what leftists want us to do, elevate moslems above his own people. He used pikes, but rope/lamppost would be more efficient.
>not keeping a microSD snug and secure in your urethra
Absolute cowboys. Extremely unhelpful and rude. Avoid like the plaque.
KAYIHURA YOU ARE ANOTHER HITLER. VERY EVIL AND INHUMANE!! YOU BELONG TO THE CELLS OF CRIMINALS THAT BREACH HUMAN RIGHTS. ONCE YOUR BALD HEADED USELESS EMPTY HEAD LEAVES THE FACE OF UGANDA, YOU WILL PAY ALONE. BARE THAT IN MIND WITH YOUR SORRY ARSE SLAVES LIKE KAWEESA AND ENNANGA.
Yesterday when I voted, the lady said "thank you for voting" and I said "it's funny, because as an anarchist I don't believe in any of this, I'm just voting to help make sure Donald Trump doesn't win" and she stared at me for a couple of seconds and said "okay." xD
Re: shipping, Anakin is the only Star Wars character who ever had sex, and we all know how that turned out for him.
I can’t help but think… if Social Justice was like Buddism how would karma translate? “The patriachy is oppressing you because you oppressed the patriachy in an earlier life”?
this it incredibly stupid because the equation references itself without a base case, so it's impossible to solve
f(x) = 1 + f(x)/2
f(x) = 1 + f(x)/2 + f(x)/4
and on and on and on
it will infinitely approach $2, but never reach it ever
this problem is stupid and you are stupid
There are many people lacking health insurance, and
when they are hospitalized, the hospitals transfer the
cost of their care to paying customers, so why not
force everyone to purchase health insurance?
Imagine the future, where a human face is crushed by a fatty in a Doc Johnson, forever.
Twas the Night Before Christmas
and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse...
When what to delighted eyes should appear,
But a fab pair of stockings,
For someone to wear!
They were beautifully made,
From their heel to the hip,
Which fitted quite snugly and didn't let slip.
They were soft to the touch,
And they looked quite amazing.
They were red, white and stripey
Great hold-up creations...
They weren't pricey or cheap,
They were tasteful and useful...
My other half loved them and felt they weren't wasteful.
They stretched over skin,
Like a hand in a glove...
And the white washed up well too,
As white as a dove.
So if you are wondering,
Is Santa quite real...?
Then purchase these stockings...
And the magic, you'll feel!
it is a personal affront to me that anyone could believe that revolutionary leader whose whole family got blown up and the drug dealer who lives out of his van with his dog bro wouldn't succeed at settling down and finding a townhouse in a nice school district, despite their having bonded over getting abducted and blowing up government officials
I heard he broke his arm in Hollywood, but refused treatment because of the white cast.
Those are brick layers who have left humanity behind.
Keep my 1k and dama with 5m. Will chii 6p with 78 if kamicha throws it. Will riichi upon drawing 4p (with 8p) or 6p (if not too late). Since the dora are out, it's our dealer turn and it's only East 1, I don't feel any remorse pushing a mangan/haneman tenpai...
I can't get over how perfectly it's recreated. It's simultaneously the off-white, deliciously chunky 1970s-looking three foot studio model, and a mile-long immaculately-detailed 2016-vintage spaceship. The windows are all incandescent-bulb yellow, but also sell the scale perfectly. It's blowing my mind. I want to read a dissertation by everyone involved in how they made it, because it can't be as straightforward as it seems, or else things would look that perfect all the time.
This is good for many reasons.
The machine will not make false rape allegations.
The machine cannot get pregnant.
The machine cannot assault you then call the cops resulting in your arrest.
The machine can satisfy your needs without providing cash and prizes to it.
The machine can be utilized at your convenience.
The music is awesome.
>>626
But just think of how many brick layers it'll put out of business!
Shouts out to NoName players
Always getting impossible waits
Always 一発 ツモ
Always leaving the match halfway if they aren't in 1st place
Always making me want to die
Also shouts out to ranked tenhou driving me bonkers
Wait, since Aiden is in the game, does that mean we can get SFM porn of him???
I am 25, and for the last seven or so years I've believed that Gensokyo exists and that somehow it's possible to go there (without dying). I don't know what it says about me that I still cling to this belief, even though deep down I understand that it's impossible. I just can't let go of it, because I find the idea of it to be beautiful, and my life is completely empty and directionless. So after such a long time my belief has expanded to the point where I have a physical location for Gensokyo, where it used to be when it was still part of this world, and I've developed a rudimentary understanding of the boundaries. The key to everything lies "between". Between life and death, waking and sleeping, night and day, fantasy and reality. And the colours are connected to this idea. The red and the blue. I've started to believe that it is possible to learn Yukari's power. I have fallen in love with the colour purple, I believe it is the way out of this world. I think that if other people knew about this they would diagnose me with something.
I've been yearning for a way out of this existence ever since I can remember, definitely at least from age 5, probably longer, since I was shunned by humans even at age 3 when first placed among them. I still kind of believe that I wasn't supposed to exist in the first place.
>>630
holy shit i think you quoted a good friend of mine . is that skyscraper?
>>631
If you must know, it's from http://tohno-chan.com/so/res/20397.html#21655.
In my defense, all I wanted to do was kill the unicorns.
Every time I see SpongeBob with his underwear on his head, all I can think is, "BONER!" I never gave it much thought as a child. The things that go over our heads as kids.
I agree, but sex with 12 year olds is way underrated
This is a very serious problem. Ever since I could walk I have been unable to put on pants. I have always been outcasted and chided for not being able to wear anything other than shorts. I am now moving to Massachusetts where it will be very cold and I don't think I will be able to continue to wear shorts. Please give me any tips or tricks that you use to put on pants. Thank you.
I don't know why this is on Pornhub, but Jojo is fucking rad
Baby Boomers, Generation X, Millinials, Generation Snowflakes
i normally dont fight Childs or old grandpas
"Capitalism" isn't a "system," it's a word made up by an 1860's hipster dipshit to whine about people voluntarily buying & selling stuff.
Is that Arnold swartsenegger
The origin? Who the fuck are you, King Cuck, holder of all knowledge Cuck?
Fuck you, i hope you die in a car accident caused by a drunk driver!
i see a huge risk & flaw in this design & adding the device in the between the sperm passage raises the question what happens if sperms are not passed and if new sperms are not generated at all... looks to me like a new growth of a new side effect to body or evolution of a new disease..... Over on top if u add the device what happens if there is a accident or if the device comes off !!! dID U THINK ABOUT CONCUSSIONS ???? MISHANDLING DURING TURNING ON/OFF THE SWITCH BY AN USER & ITS IMPACTS? .... I WOULD SUGGEST TURN OFF THE CRAP DEVICE & THINK DIFFERENT ....
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Wye eye man ave ya seen the size of tha vicars kipper ave always wanted to catch a bit of that off a clergyman al after change me ook..
This comment bothers me, as if capitalism didn't advocate stealing (by appropiating the surplus value of labor, or "profitting"), and didn't need the use of force in order to legitimize private ownership through fear of reprehension. I guess capitalism is so taken as a given, you can describe it to a T as something foreign and scary and still not realize that which you fear is right in front of you.
I like when girls swim in things with higher drag coefficients. It makes them easier to catch.
People also jerked off to nude scenes of people who are skeletons now, to be fair.
I'm having a hard time not only telling whether some old posts are mine or not, but also whether I'm getting reposted too. What a troublesome sensation.