I got a chance to play Fallout 4 for a little bit at a friend's house. I made my character as fat and ugly as I could, and put almost all my points in Strength and Endurance. I swore to blindly whack everything I could with whatever melee weapons the game threw at me.

When I got out of the vault, I turned around and went opposite the direction of the quest marker. Eventually I came across a merchant, who I promptly bludgeoned to death. I took everything he had.

After more wandering, I came across somebody looking for a vault. I bludgeoned him to death. A nearby mercenary noticed, so I bludgeoned her to death too. By this point my friend was giving me strange looks. Then I found a cat in what I presume was the mercenary's house and began bludgeoning that too. I was about to finish the job, but my friend burst out, "Don't kill the cat you sick fuck!" I then realised why I should play games in the privacy of my own home.