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401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 15:31

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402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 20:56

Gardening sounds nice, but I think an even more satisfying pastime would be taking a hatchet and relieving my housemate of each of her limbs in turn.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 21:07

Kiss her, you fool!

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 22:01

Lenin's Tomb! Of all places!

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 05:08

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406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 07:42

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407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 19:42

I have lost interest in my own life.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 20:41

I wonder what Cardcaptor Sakura would look like at age 30.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 02:52

Setting fire to an existing flag is bad, but making a flag out of fire is fine.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 03:46

women are overrated

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 04:52

>>406
Wow, sorry! I thought I was posting in the ctrl+v thread for some reason.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 07:30

oh god im drink help me dokyuns

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 07:47

>>412
Drink plenty of water so that you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee. That is your penance.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 10:17

>>411 I thought this was 1 person spamming every place, but I only check that place anyways.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 17:20

It's easier to feel bad for not working out than it is to work out.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 18:48

>>412
Don't listen to >>413. Drink plenty of water before bed to lessen the effect of a hangover from dehydration. Totally different advice here.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 20:48

I hope they find a cure for existentialism some day.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 21:13

Drink plenty of water so your semen tastes better.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 03:35

Drink plenty of water because the elitist superstructure tells you to.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 12:48

present/future as parent/child
"I work all day so that you can have a roof over your head, a good looking body, and those video games you love so damn much. You'd better do what I say."

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 12:52

Drink plenty of existentialism because the loli tells you to.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 14:54

Drink plenty of water to swallow all that existentialism.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 21:07

I wonder how many people right now are thinking "I wish I were dead".

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 22:20

Big Fuckin Giant

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 00:35

I wish I were Fred.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 01:59

I don't know who you are, Andrew, but I hope you are having a good day.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 02:26

>>426
Thanks

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 04:02

Fuck the goddamn IRS it's not even my fault and i gotta have an extremely hostile customer service guy on the phone tell me no i don't owe anything because they finally got their shit sorted after i paid them in April

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 05:34

What's the big deal? I could lift 100x their body weight too.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 06:29

A lot of the people my granddad meets are jackasses. He's unlucky like that.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 18:58

Pretend to be John Oliver and say "It's 20X6 and Stinkoman still doesn't have an anime?"

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 20:11

Pretend to be Jamie Oliver and say "Just bosh a bit of olive oil all over it and it'll be pucka mate!"

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 20:24

I LOVE YOU GORESHIT

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 00:16

Fuck 'em. I owe them nothing.

435 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8347 01:07

So Ang Lee and John Woo are different people. Learn something new every day.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 03:56

The new Independence Day isn't that bad.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 04:58

Pokemon Go is really boring, I guess I should add some spice to it and try to capture pokemon while driving, now that sounds like real fun.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 05:05

>>437
DQN NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 05:53

You know those pornstars who aren't that attractive overall so they try to make up for it with feats of objective superiority like fitting the most dicks in their ass and you can't help but be proud of them?
Don't Hug Me I'll Scared does that with meta.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 11:28

Everyone's out having adventures in Pokemon Go and I'm just sitting here too poor to afford a data plan because of my cancer treatments.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 12:19

many slowpokes living in my kitchen

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 18:29

veechon creeachon new san

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 20:25

Nothing but bugs here. Which is cool, because I like bugs.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 00:05

I'm seeing italics everywhere

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 04:05

>>439
What

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 04:55

IT'S HAPPENING

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 04:58

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448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 05:02

>>445
It made sense at the time.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 17:48

You're going to die without ever knowing what it is to live, Onii-chan!

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 04:40

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- "No, YOU move.h

That's why I call it "U.S. Weekly".

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 04:59

I can't fathom how someone could be brilliant enough to make LOGINV but not enough to not make its users have to preprocess their data through LN.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 08:07

I can't tell you how happy I am.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 19:21

WHY WOULD YOU USE A LINE GRAPH IF YOUR X AXIS IS STATES
MARYLAND IS NOT ANY MORE THAN VIRGINIA

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 19:32

I can tell you how happy I am. Not very.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 19:33

moonman

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 21:55

So tired I'm feeling sick

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 02:48

this here combo washer-dryer

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 04:02

<blink><marquee>niggers

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 04:22

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 08:02

I want to squeeze her until she bursts.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 17:49

Flock of Undead Geese is a good name for an 80s revival gimmicky band.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 18:09

I suck at cycling.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 20:55

>>461 the thought of a horde of zombie Geese throwing reppukens at me is quite frightening.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 04:14

I wonder if I could just slowly travel from timezone to timezone and just avoid jet lag completely

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 04:52

Well obviously that would work. Jet lag is only caused by the abrupt change of timezones from flying

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 06:15

bps hasn't been here for days, I keep missing him when I try to whine at him in IRC to fix the board

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 06:50

pulchritudinous aspie bitches

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 07:40

Cute girl seeks other cute girls for cute purposes.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 11:00

It's just another overpriced, nostalgic souvenir.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 17:44

Everything's gigabytes these days

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 18:22

AND WE'RE CALLING IT FOR JOHN MAJOR, IT APPEARS JOHN MAJOR WILL WON THE 1992 ELECTION WITH A SMALL MAJORITY.
NOT ALL OF THE RESULTS ARE IN YET, BUT WE ARE PREDICTING A SLIM MAJORITY FOR JOHN MAJOR AND HIS CONSERVATIVE PARTY. THAT MEANS THAT THE CONSERVATIVES WILL GO ON TO FORM THE NEXT GOVERNMENT.

IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE FOR NEIL KINNOCK'S LABOUR PARTY TO FORM A GOVERNMENT AT THIS STAGE.

WE'RE ALSO GETTING REPORTS THAT ITN ARE ALSO PREDICTING A VICTORY FOR JOHN MAJOR.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 19:54

Bad faith.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 23:53

Touch my beloved's thought while her world's affluence crumbles at my feet

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 02:52

Kids are cruel, Jack. And I love touching children.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 05:02

>Too Long

Oh hey, I just got that!

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 06:36

come on cat you have one job, cant you catch the moth without tearing up my house

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 11:06

"Named in honor of a storied bike ride through Europe, FAT TIRE cruises with Belgian imagination and inspiration."

So pederasty, amphetamine abuse, and brutal abuse of Congolese?

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 11:06

tastes pretty good though

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 11:55

Honestly the silly video edits of cars sliding on ice etc set to eurobeat are much more entertaining than the actual Initial D anime was.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 12:57

They should have had the foresight not to call it "standard definition."

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 14:43

The success of Pokemon Go lies less on the entertainment value of the game itself and more on the fact that young adults wanted to indulge on a franchise for kids but looked silly doing so on a 3DS.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 19:15

We are the loli.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 19:59

I live in and own one house now

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 20:01

>>484
Forgot to mention I'm a "millenial" with 0 rich parents and a vaguely socialist mentality, suck it glass ceiling

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 06:28

>>478 hey man don't lump amphetamine abuse in with bad stuff

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 12:24

Boris Johnson? Really?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 13:08

Blisters are the worst

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 14:35

>>487
not Boris the spider?

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 15:06

>>480
I definitely agree, I wanted to enjoy Initial D but it was actually pretty boring.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 19:09

That's RINGMASTER Ned to you, punk.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 20:54

Boris the japanese doom metal band?

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 21:15

Gibu mii a kissu

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 11:53

a game named RAPE except it's a physics simulator and the full name is Realistic Algorithmically Programmed Environment

this is totally not stolen from Clarke

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 17:13

>>484
No mortgage? How did you manage that? All I've ever wanted is a small plot of land to myself.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 18:40

Today I remembered how much I want to die.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 01:42

But that wasn't nice at all!

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 10:37

The weight of existence crushes us all, Onii-chan!

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 13:06

"There's a pikachu in your yard, can I come in and catch it?" is gonna be this generation's "my baseball went into your yard, can I come in and get it?"

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 15:14

I don't really get what the "one holy catholic and apostolic church" part means in Anglicanism. Is it "there's one true church and it's the one we just made up," or "there's one true church and it includes those guys in Italy even if they say they're doing something else"?

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