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701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 18:56

There is no point in anything.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 19:08

Practise more often at the shooting range

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 20:01

Caffeinated out of equilibrium.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 20:36

I think Google knows that I'm a crossdresser.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 23:03

Now we know too.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 00:00

He knows how to serpentine! I can't keep a bead on him!

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 03:45

I've been finding nightmares thrilling and exciting as of late. Is real life that shitty?

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 04:07

Oh shit, I'm sorry

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 06:21

help i ned to slep

710 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8379 06:38

It's not unusual to plant corn at any time

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 17:03

"I'm a pillow," she whispers into your ear.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 18:32

Baguette? More like faguette.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 21:19

I hate the SJW people and I disagree with a lot of the anti-SJW people's politics. So I guess I'll just sit out here in the woods and build a log cabin and live outside of society

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 03:39

I hope I don't cause a flame war by saying this, but I'm a tranny and I feel the same way.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 05:26

Tragically, it doesn't promote muscle growth.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 06:36

You want Soviet Union back... How I relate to this, comrade!

Or, rather, idealistic global communism as in the Noon Universe of Strugatsky brothers novels.

717 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8380 07:22

The worst thing about rapists is the hypocrisy

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 07:38

Sure, that, why not.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 17:24

I'm one of the people SJWs claim to "fight" for and I wish for this as well.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 18:56

Speaking of, Bernie just dropped $600,000 on a new house. That puts the Socialist Democratic People's Politician at 3 big fat houses so far.

Seems wrong somehow.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 18:57

What's so bad about small jedi warriors? I thought Yoda was a pretty cool guy.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 02:30

xmobar is bugging out thinking the battery is fully charged. i wonder why. probably haskell. acpi gives me a plausible reading of 66%.

I want some beer so I can feel hiteish.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 08:16

Sorry kiddo.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 12:04

An anime about an irc channel called The Idlemaster

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 21:41

Sam Hyde is not funny. At all.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 21:59

Almost done. Then I can run away!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 22:15

An irc channel about the anime idolm@ster.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 22:28

Emailing your idol audition to theidolm@ster.jp

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 23:53

You mean the heavily armed anti-establishment religious terrorists who killed about a million on the first Death Star alone?..

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 02:53

No thoughts at the moment, but I'll keep you updated.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 04:15


732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 08:45

There's loads of Japanese smartphone games with cute/lewd girls but all of them seem to rely on gacha and in-app-purchases. Are there any that don't have IAP and instead you just pay a one-time fee for the app?

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 12:04

Checking my email about the audition while playing the idolm@ster game on my phone.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 14:15


735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 14:28

I replied to a job offer from Google from my non-gmail e-mail and I feel like a fucking superstar for that.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 15:05

Whoa how do you get a job offer from Google in the first place? You'd probably have to be a superstar for that to begin with.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 16:26

Idolm@ster cow costume

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 19:06

Either life is worthless, or life has an objective worth in which case it can be bought like anything else. It feels so wrong! Life should be invaluable, but it simply isn't.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 22:54

Life is... priceless. But of course you can put a pricetag on a person whenever as a trafficker or as an economist.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 00:12

Listening to songs by Takane Shijou & Chihaya Kisaragi from idolm@ster

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 11:07

They sent me a message on linkedin, probably because of my previous work experience.

Honestly, there's no way I will ever pass a Google interview. I'm just your slightly-above-average programmer. I'll try to enjoy this by slipping jokes in future e-mails or something.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 13:59

Some things are best left unsaid.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 14:34

>tfw very much caspa man

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 15:10

Do older trannies suffer male-pattern baldness?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 15:30




746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 16:41

Your life is in danger!

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 16:53

Interviews at the big few tech companies are unnecessarily grueling.
Also Google have underhanded recruitment tactics like pretending multiple staff from different departments just happened to notice you at the same time, and they're honestly not just one person trying to make you feel special. See >>745
Sure, if you get a job out of it (6+ months down the line, mind) you get the prestige of working for Google (an image generated by themselves to farm employees), but that's about it until you get poached by another of the big few, and I don't think that's worth it.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 17:42

that video featured in those NND parodies of the guy shouting "vault" or something, commonly depicted by some MMD touhou girl pole vaulting. i wonder what the original is pls respond

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 17:56

A group of women cosplaying as Poison from Capcom games while wearing strap-ons. All of them are playing "Nothing But a Good Time" and "Talk Dirty To Me."

750 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8383 19:32

Dogs with robot parts

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 19:48

I wish I was above-average programmer... How do I do that?..

752 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8383 21:35

Funny thing is I had kebab for lunch in the center Akihabara once.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 23:10

That's problematic because I don't have 6 months to go.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 02:03

I just really wish u were someone else.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 03:33

Fake it till you make it?

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 04:11

Yes if under the influence of testosterone for long enough that it occurs. Estrogen won't grow it back. Otherwise, no; if they still have testes, they're typically on estrogen and an anti-androgen (typically spironolactone in USA or i think cyproterone acetate sometimes elsewhere). Otherwise just estrogen.

I should have got some work done tonight. Instead I just watched famous economists yak at undergrads on Youtube...

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 11:26


758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 16:23

Throwing a surprise birthday party for an anime fan by getting all his friends to cosplay as NGE characters and surround him clapping and saying "omedetou" in turn.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 17:04

Break his ring finger, make him gay.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 19:48

Well, you might pass a single Google interview, but you will probably tap out before you pass all of them.

(I'm probably being unnecessarily cynical here.)

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8385 00:29


762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8385 06:21

Sometimes I imagine myself explaining the modern world to Benjamin Franklin. "Yeah, we've been busy, man. We have a west coast now. It's great."

763 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8386 00:36


764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 05:48

I'm an american but my keyboard is british and that confuses me a lot even though I've been using it for 3 years.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 05:52

Make a scene at cousin jack's, leave him to put the bottle back, lenses glasses that are cracked well it was up to me.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 16:12

My keyboard is unnecessarily over-engineered, with mechanical keys and individually adjustable backlights in the keys. I have the lights set to a low blue-grey, but when I press a key, it changes to bright yellow and then fades back down to blue grey over time. The key tops are sculpted to actually make my typing more accurate.

I may never buy a normal keyboard again.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 17:17

Happiness is just around the corner.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 17:38

Some bits of the UK layout are better than US, like \ being between Z and Shift instead of making Return the size of a gnat's penis, but some bits are weird, like " being shift of 2 instead of '

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 22:06

I wish I had more cute girls in my life.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 22:47

If you happen to have Yik Yak stock, now is the time to dump it.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 06:32

I'm waiting to take another shot of vodka, but my girlfriend is playing Don't Starve Together. My stomach is starved for vodka. What about my needs???

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 16:41

Man, Kafka had some serious daddy issues.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 16:44

And Cisco

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 17:27

This sounds absolutely spoiled and hedonistic. I like it.

No, stop it. Gross. If you use right-side Shift, it might be okay. But cutting into the left one? Gross and unacceptable. I wouldn't bother with punctuation and capitalisation if I couldn't press Left Shift comfortably.
My keyboard has a full size Return key, /\ are together. Ironically, Dvorak has Z on the right, so \ is between Z and Shift for me too.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 23:39

we go through this like once every three months gaben maybe you wouldnt have to keep resetting my password if steam didnt have inane password-creation rules like "must contain at least one uppercase and lowercase letter, at least two digits, four kana and one emoji"

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 02:48

It truly is the best. It's technically a gaming keyboard, but it's wasted on those fools.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 03:21

I cleaned my keyboard the other day. Next time I'm just going to throw it away because it is way faster to just buy another one on Amazon.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 13:42

Let's settle this with our fists, hando a hando.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 18:22

I don't know how you operate your left shift key, but it's in the perfect position for my little finger and makes a good anchor point being right at the edge. Plus it makes | a breeze, which is nice for shell pipelines.
If I had it my way, I'd cut into right shift too; on this keyboard it's almost three keys wide. I could do with a dedicated pair of keys for unshifted (), {} or $ or a meta leader or something.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 20:55

I've had a really bad day. I hope I don't die today. What a shitty last day to experience.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 20:59

Cleopatra was so heartbroken that she had her beloved but socially inept servant bite her.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 21:07

saw an old woman pushing a little pomeranian around in a baby carriage on the bike path

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 03:16

I brushed my bangs to the other side before sleep. I feel like a renegade. I was a space pirate in my dream too.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 20:55

whyy does newegg checkout have to reload every time i click something
I just want my neckbeardpad

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 21:01

>Your Visa card has been activated in Verified by Visa to help protect against unauthorized use online -- at no additional cost.
How fucking gracious of you to let me type in my name, email address, and social security number for free.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 00:59

...And just to think of it, if anyone saw me, they would see me the way I usually see myself in the mirror. So handsome and attractive. Current reflection looks a bit like a nerd...

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 01:12

With my fingers on the home row, index finger rubbing that little knob on F (Dvorak: U), my pinky can comfortably be on A or move down to the right third of Left Shift. Moving it to the side further creates an uncomfortable tension in my hand, which is also the reason I'm not so keen on using Right Shift.

One other thing about Dvorak, is that it moves {} even further up, replacing -=. There is a version called "programmer Dvorak" but I refuse to learn it. It switches number keys around, making symbols unshifted (and brackets more comfortable) — which sounds like something you want — but it also makes a complete mess of digits: http://www.kaufmann.no/roland/dvorak/ It's logical, yet, somehow, beyond perverted.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 09:50

Cute things are cute.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 13:13

Huh. I don't rest on the home row as it results in increased effort to stretch my fingers to reach other rows, compared to my relaxed position: with my index on F, where my middle finger can comfortably rest on W or E; my useless finger A or S, and my little finger Shift or \.

Sounds to me like I wouldn't mind {} on -=. The worst is () on shifted 90 due to their frequency of use, but I have some keys rebound and so () and [] are swapped. I could just

Now I have to go and do something else, as I have some bizarre self-aware feeling about discussing the minutiae of keyboard preferences in such depth.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 13:59

Who is this John Rambo?

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 17:11

Ugh, I have an urge to play a game where I get to manage a bunch of characters. But Dwarf Fortress scares me.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 17:30

I wish it was 1990 again

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 02:14

something something 絶好調で褒められていた

794 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8391 02:39

Make more YouTube videos Jacy

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 08:35

What, so I could be just a wet dream again? You make me sick.

796 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8391 21:44

Poating from nwq compirwe

atill nor ua3eed ro the new keyboaRED

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 00:38

What kemborat makes u type like this?

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 00:56

Given that (almost?) all the typos are spread towards the edges of the standard qwerty layout, I would assume that it's smaller than >>796 is used to. The odd-ball is the t->r typo, repeated in ro' and compirwe', but perhaps >>796 types `t's with the right hand? I can think of two significant possibilities:

- The new kemborat is attached to one of these new-fangled more-portable-than-others.
- The new kemborat is actually larger (e.g. >>796 is moving from a kemborat without a numpad to one with), but the individual keys are smaller.

I don't believe the second option is probable, given the e->3 slur, which is distinctly vertical. It's certainly not a CrOS device, since those don't have Caps Lock keys. The probability space is too wide to be confident in anything else.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 01:05

Thank you for the deep insight. >>796 does seem to miss a column on the left hand side often.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 02:00

Deaf people are cute.

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