>>766
This sounds absolutely spoiled and hedonistic. I like it.

>>768
No, stop it. Gross. If you use right-side Shift, it might be okay. But cutting into the left one? Gross and unacceptable. I wouldn't bother with punctuation and capitalisation if I couldn't press Left Shift comfortably.
My keyboard has a full size Return key, /\ are together. Ironically, Dvorak has Z on the right, so \ is between Z and Shift for me too.