[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8859 11:55

>>173
Sounds more like a joke

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8859 18:57

>>173
It's a joke, he's talking about Quebec, the Provence where the first language is French since it was settled by France in the colonial era.

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8859 21:18

UPDATE ON THIS

PART OF MY BEDROOM CEILING CAVED IN AND A KITTEN FELL OUT OF IT AND WE’RE KEEPING HIM WE’VE NAMED HIM ASBESTOS

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8859 21:54

>>175
Oh.

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8860 01:17

Canada does seem to be uniformly horrible these days.

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8860 19:25

Never underestimate the raw destructive power of a butterfly.

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8860 22:38

no the only appropriate engine swap for a pt cruiser is a hand grenade.

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8861 10:39

It's strange, but I think de facto comments elevate the video in a way. We live in a strangely empathetic cyberdystopia where people willingly watch other people consume media (film commentary, video game let's plays). Probably the greatest contribution to the Western canon America ever made was in the form of sitcom laughing tracks--"canned laughter". You probably know what I'm talking about. In a way, it's relieving, the canned laughter. Why? Because the audience laughs on your behalf. It let's you experience that piece of media passively as though you were actively involved; the interplay between audience and media is consummate. YouTube comments are just a logical continuation of that in which that aspect of American media is crowdsourced.

Don't follow? Think about it this way: you watch a video and you see something that you disagree with like a political opinion. You go into the comments and you give your own perspective. Don't you feel relieved afterwards? Doesn't it feel good? Most people are satisfied if someone else does it on their behalf--the key word there is some people. You think all those people writing duplicate comments don't see that their own opinion is echoed in one of the top comments? They do, but they need that relief. And other people will respond to that comment feigning ignorance because they themselves want to reenact the conversation and feel that same release. It's an unspoken but ever-present cycle of continued gratification.

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8861 18:48

There’s always that “rent is too damn high” guy.

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8862 18:54

The egg is really a marvel of evolution.

Did you know that while we all think of egg shells as brittle things that are prone to breakage, it is in fact impossible to crush an egg with the strength of just one hand when your hand is extended directly over your head? Because of the shape, putting an egg in your hand and then lifting your hand so that the egg is right over your head makes it impossible to crush a raw egg. Seriously. Set up a camera and film yourself trying it.

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8862 19:58

Just remember: "Pasteurized process cheese food" isn't for people. It is intended to be fed to cheese.

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8862 23:35

Cool city girl from COOLSVILLE USA where the sun never sets.

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 11:25

Cute futa girl who looks oddly like Nico gets molested by a bunch of shitposters and then bangs her mom.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8865 04:21

I remember being in jr. high listening to this and beating off in my bed on a Friday night. Now years later I'm old, and I'm listening to this beating off in my bed on a Friday night.

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8866 03:55

That audio of when they were crashing. That was pretty creepy. I bet it was scary for them too. Great narration bro XD

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8866 16:49

Instructions unclear, got shot dead by an angry cop.

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8867 10:25

As a member of the Colonel's Club, you can feast your eyes on our bangin’ new bucket GIFs before anyone else.

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8868 18:13

Well, this guy was turned into hamburger helper pretty quickly....

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8869 04:45

What's the point of calling it Senna if you don't die driving it?

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8869 19:34

If black college students want segregation it must be good for all blacks.

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8870 09:58

Communists wrong marx john locke mises libertarianism. Test for bot.

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8871 00:59

so update since i posted this i became friends with the person who made it and yesterday i was like ‘i stole a meme from you that ended up getting like 90k notes on tumblr sorry’ and she just shot back ‘it’s all good memes are communist and should be shared with the masses’ and honestly? iconic

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8871 04:30

e: also the DBZ shit about Last Order is what makes Last Order totally fuckin' rule, it has cyberpunk vampires who do Vampire Karate for fuck's sake

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8871 05:13

The phylactery is all that remains of the master of Goodburger. Your better judgment dictates that you destroy the phylactery, preventing the lich from ever reforming. Thankfully, you seldom listen to that internal voice of reason.

Someone at Nickelodeon will pay you hugely for this artifact. Who cares if Kel'Thuzad regenerates to full power?

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8872 00:20

Depends. If they were both virgin,
"Aw heck honey, let's just wait until we get married. Nothing to it."

If at least one of them is NOT a virgin.
"Please, just touch it!"
"No!"
"Just one time... See how you like it."
"I said no!"

If both of them are non-practicing virgins.
thump
thump
thump

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8872 01:47

Craig A. Hunter, a mechanical/aerospace engineer now running an iOS/Mac app development company, writes, “The nearest comparable shipping 27-inch iMac I configured was $3699 but with a greatly inferior CPU and graphics chipset, four fewer cores, and other disadvantages across the board. So in that context, spending another $1300 to get into an iMac Pro is a no brainer.”

200 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8872 02:43

Further to this thread, I just did my plod gimp mask course and a question bubbles to the surface.

When I was a lickle squaddy, the nice man waved some gubbins around the outside of my mask and told me if I could smell peardrops, I was told to tighten the straps. This was in S6 and S10 days, I now drive an Avon FM10 I think, looks like an S10...

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8872 12:56

Being able to stretch and squish things is rather nice

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8872 15:33

they said that in order to get a promotion, he'd have to see caesar in the afterlife, but then they said caesar approved the war academy... is caesar alive or dead?

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8872 15:57

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8872 17:13

I don't worry about net neutrality because I already died when Trump pulled out of the Paris accords and because of tax reform.

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8872 21:50

I'm a genius, but only ironically
whenever I try to use my powers for anything other than shitposting or arguing against net neutrality it's like my IQ drops 50 points

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8872 23:22

i hope he gets bullied to the day of his death about the shut up wesley thing

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 13:41

In an effort to comfort disturbed minors, eyeballs do not pop like soap bubble. It's tougher than skin and it takes a knife to open it.

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 18:59

The humourous fact is, when looked at from an objective perspective, you want to root for the First Order. They are organized, disciplined, fit, and civilized. The Rebels, by contrast, are a rag-tag bunch of disorganized whiny buffoons with whiny leadership that can barely win a single battle.

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 21:19

>>208

>my opinions are objective fact

It's very rare for audiences in general not to root for the rag-tag bunch, and if you value discipline over whininess then I can't wait for you to see Kylo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEn. (Not necessarily you, but whoever posted it originally)

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8874 08:15

"You aren't Americans either." His voice grew angry and a little deeper. "There isn't one of you, not a God-damned one, that owns a designer sheet. Or a set of matched towels. You don't wear anybody's jeans, and you don't jog. You're shit. You're just shit."

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8875 00:40

#metoo is pronounced "pound me too"

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8876 01:58

-Snoke was a joke

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8876 03:44

One Thai ladyboy hooker doesnt make you queer.

10 or 12 maybe.

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 07:21

Maybe next time consider not mounting the camera on a paint shaker. A brilliant lecture nonetheless.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 10:50

mindless shitposting is having a tantrum when something doesn't go your way and flooding a thread with pictures of your fat hands stabbing phone books

chefs choice is quite a bit better than the average pull thru device and cooks illustrated rated it very highly

it's not something I'd buy for myself but 98% of home cooks would be far better served with a CC than with bench stones. you obviously have lots of phone books attacking you IRL and I am sure you need daily reprofiliing on your Battle Ready CPM M1911 Crucible Assault Tanto but most people are just chopping onions and shit, so they only need to sharpen every once in a while

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 15:15

tfw you'll never feel froppy's tongue down your esophagus

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8878 22:50

Those 8-track tapeworms were the worst!

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8878 22:59

If Trump wants to decimate North Korea he should cut their taxes.

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8879 10:53

it happens to explain both why people don't buy wards and why we can't address climate change

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8879 11:06

I don't think I can fully represent all 3.5 billion owners of testes, but I'll do my best.
Firstly testes only produce sperm, which is a small percentage of the total volume of ejaculant
IIRC 4 organs contribute to the fluid with the seminal vesicle making up about 3/4 of the total.
So there aren't great volumes of liquid sloshing about, like milk in a churn being turned into butter.

In writing it is mostly used to indicate virility, much like excessive cum or excessive viscosity of cum.
It may also be used to indicate response to stimuli if the subject is being uncommunicative [as gentlemen are want to be] or as a prelude to orgasm
You could consider it analogous to cervical tenting

This brings me on to the one sliver of truth that can be found in this. If rather than the contents of the testes churning it is viewed that they are moving around in the scrotum this does occur, if rarely.
During ejaculation the scrotum can experience a series of contractions in time with the muscle contraction that cause each spurt. Prior to this there can occasionally be a number of preparatory spasms, the status of the prostate preventing these becoming an ejaculation. But even if you are trying to keep the guy on the edge this will not last long and will have the level of coordination of a death spasm.

There is one more technique that may produce this, don't try this at home as you will get punched.
When the testes are particularly low hanging [ they like to be 2C cooler than the body so move away to cool off]
Tap the cremaster muscle which controls the distance from the body it will spasm and you can get the testes to do a little dance.
Having been on the receiving end I can confirm it is very annoying and will lead to an ache that lasts for hours.

Hopefully you will have found this the first useful piece of mansplaining you have received.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8879 16:57

I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm just trying to be old fashioned

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8879 17:13

WORSE than communism?

Did I miss the hundreds of millions of dead people piling up out here in flyover country somewhere?

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8879 22:11

The full list of actions that Boba Fett took in the original trilogy that had an effect on the plot:

x made a phonecall
x fedexed the hansicle to jabba
x fell in a sand butthole and died

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8880 10:35

It’s been postulated that this universe is a simulation, running somewhere on an ultra-powerful computer, and we’re objects inside of it, reacting endlessly to stimuli, interacting in unpredictable ways to create emergent behavior surprising or entertaining to those running the simulation. Shine a bright light on an amoeba, and it moves. Let humans develop the technology to turn oil into plastic, and we create Bratz, and heart valves, and CigarzUp, and seatbelts, and dildos, and Nintendos. They’re taking screenshots of us, getting run over by buses, sucking the cherry from a combination weed-pipe-coffee-mug into our lungs, thrashing around as we scream. At least someone, somewhere, is getting something out of all of this.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8880 12:14

>>224 I have thought about this a lot for a long time, and getting a job at a game studio making small changes and regenerating game worlds a thousand times convinces me more

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8880 17:35

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8880 18:09

I’m always amused that whenever I come across a post that critiques Tumblr on Tumblr, there’s always that reply by somebody about it’s common for autistic people to do this or a reply by someone who thinks it’s a good idea to list autism listed on their profile.

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8880 22:26

Back in my day, God was a watchmaker.

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8881 01:34

Hard to take someone like that seriously. I mean everyone knows that dragons are reptiles and frogs are amphibians. Sheesh.

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8881 04:19

I knew a girl like that in college ;)

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8882 19:42

The continuing saga of those plucky guys that buckled down and went along with whatever the purple haired people wanted

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8883 20:45

before the great leap forward people thought it was actually impossible to have a famine in all of china at once

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8883 20:51

I know none of you fuckers have a job. Go step outside and take a breath of fresh air every now and then.

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8884 12:46

Remove wire racks and place aluminum pan on bottom of oven and then preheat to 150ºF.

Hold head inside oven for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown. Take care to not touch sides of oven.

Liquid wax should pour from ears and collect in pan.

Make festive sculpture from wax and sell on eBay or give as gift.

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8886 06:32

I don't even know what order the months go in.

#NEET
#floorshitter

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8886 15:26

Just die already white man, but fix my car first.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8886 21:56

I think rape has gotten a bad reputation because nowadays, it's mainly immigrants who do it. Most people find that undesirable, so it kinda ruins the whole experience.

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8887 02:04

i wish the internet was still weird

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8887 20:57

shit just got hyperreal

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8888 01:38

Dude what the fuck you can't just post this masterpiece at 7 AM, I haven't even had my breakfast yet

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8889 03:35

Wow! This sounds just like something you'de fine in DDR! I dig this!

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8889 04:49

Didja hear about the guy who tried a do-it-yourself sex change?

He couldn't pull it off.

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8889 15:14

I've been thinking about diversifying so I can profit from both sides of the aisle.

ConAgra (Orville Redenbacher's) for the people being entertained.

Pfizer (Preparation H) for the people dealing with perpetual butthurt.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8890 23:09

I can speak from experience when I say you don't NEED to get your stomach pumped when consuming glowstick liquid

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8891 21:17

There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8892 20:02

Oh, i forgot.... What happened to mules used in the wars? And the donkeys? And guard dogs as a support regiment for MP? Please also add some skinpack for german shepards.

I'm kinda glad I haven't bought this game yet, despite the huge discount. I'll still wait for the $1 bundle in a couple of months, and a good mod that removes all this nonsense...

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8892 21:41

Obongo go back to Congo

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 04:54

soundtrack for a lazy sunday summer evening in your scruffy room drinking something lukewarm browsing pixiv and thinking this is the best your life will ever get and being fine with it

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 07:01

Why is your entire feed unforgivable pervert porn?

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 13:08

You have the shittiest taste of anyone who has ever walked this planet. You deserve to swim in this shit lake forever.

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 15:51

Obama go back to Alabama

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 16:00

If you die i'm gonna punch you really hard in the tummy.

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8896 11:04

“Think” less, runs the slouching new sign of the times. “Feel” more.

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8896 13:18

in spite of learnning English every day, my dream that watching american movies without subtitle are long way to go.
and the saddest thing is that speaking in English is much more diffcult than listenning or reading english.
everytime i try to speak and make sentenses in english, words are running away from my head.
it's like i'm a butterfly catcher and words are flying away from me in to the blue sky.
and English grammar is also my nightmare which is completly different from japanese one.
the hardest part is how to deal with the time. past tense, future tense, present tense, confusing me.
when i talk about some story to someone, my characters break time barrier easly. like time traveler.
so that even the easy storys like my grandma going shopping to supermarket turn into a Science Fiction

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8896 19:01

I dunno man, reading some of the stuff that's come out since then makes me think, yeah, he was definitely a chomo.

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8897 22:16

No, I don't think we'll be revising history to make you look better.

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8898 17:02

spray-painting [DQN] on the interstate overpass

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8899 08:07

If it weren't for jazzy nonsense words I would have killed myself in 2013.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8901 11:33

Some folk have poop knives, some folk have piss jars, some folk have cum boxes. Takes all kinds to make the world go round.

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8901 19:33

Donald Trump ‘shithole’ talk dey make people ginger

Plenty reactions up and down dey follow US President Donald Trump talk wey im refer to Haiti, and El Salvador and Africa as shithole countries.

Washington Post, CNN, Politico and other tori people bin broadcast say for inside private meeting wey im do with lawmakers on Thursday on top migration mata, im say “why we dey allow all dis people from shithole country to come here?”

But Trump don deny say im talk dat kain thing.

Dis talk generate plenty reaction as some Africa people talk dia mind for di mata on top social media.

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8902 05:20

>Why the fuck did Admiral Bitchface not tell him her plan? Did she think he was a spy?

I was expecting there to be a "there's a spy on board" subplot. I even thought they were suggesting it by the way the camera focused in on on of the bridge crew's face. But the film conjured up all genius of the current year and cleverly subverted my expectations that characters would have reasons for doing things.

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8903 16:07

i can not remember the last time when i accidentally stepped on some solid waste, either of animals or of humans.
the older i get, the more often i look downwards when walking/jogging outside.
that is why i can manage to avoid stepping on it but on the other hand,
i feel i need to be more confident about myself and look forward all the time.

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8903 17:26

[Julian] Assange's life sounds like mine and I haven't even committed a crime.

Cry me a river.

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8903 20:42

Alas, the soft power dividend went unmilked.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 01:00

Australiandebtclock gdp 21:59 $1,720,212,220,000 gdp rise $111,427,000 for the last 24hrs,ADC population 24,750,794 rose 1,167 in 24hrs

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 11:35

It's time to seriously consider eugenics again, surely mankind deserves better than the current crop of laundry detergent munching retards.

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 13:05

I got your topic right here!
grabs dick

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 20:47

I checked my privilege. Turned out it was my IQ.

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 17:36

what a bout tripcodes

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 19:02

I'm 31. My 30 year old roommate uses this shit IRL and it is really embarrassing. I mean, I get it, we're wayward, unmarried losers renting an apartment together, but is talking like a radical teenager really the best way to overcompensate for this? It's just depressing.

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 00:59

I could probably cook a side dish out of the overflowing bitterness of this article.

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 22:31

mopping up cum is below her pay grade, she's an officer, a trained soldier in starfleet and she can wrestle you into submission with her strong negroid arms

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 16:38

I wouldn't be surprised if Metallica saw this and got real pissed off 'cause they got their asses kicked by a naked white dog strumming a guitar whose strings he can't even reach.

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