[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 03:32

And QA teams who make sure the dick cages are being made to spec, and dick cage salesmen who convince retailers that Guangdong Industrial Concern Happy Life Co. make the best dick cages in China, and forklift drivers who spent all day shunting palletloads of dick cages around.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 15:46

>>72
I thought for a moment this was about typesetting.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 17:58

I care about the nipple bear a hell of a lot more than any other character on this show, tbf

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 22:21

No,No,I Knew It Was A "Joke" The Whole TIme,What I Was Gonna Say Is....I Was Saying A Joke Aswell

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 23:40

National Coming out Day should be Halloween, the day we all make believe.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 00:06

There is nothing fake about dolphin dicks, they are very real.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 21:53

Fun game: when people start talking about bestiality, watch who spells it correctly and who adds an extraneous A. 9 times out of 10 people who spell it correctly are into it in some form.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 00:35

Hitler did nothing wrong, but Stalin did it better.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 07:35

You literally just said that liking boys isn't gay as long as they're cute. It's the same thing. Traps are still dudes.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 12:02

Yeah you laugh now but guess who you're coming to to beg for knowledge on medicinal herbs and spider venom when your society collapses due to Islam

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 15:02

Seriously why don't any of you people have any of you people have any of you people?

It's any of you people. It's any of you people. It's Why don't any of you. It's of you people have any. It's got Why don't any of you people. It has Why don't any of you people have any of you people. It has no people. It has a Why don't any dedicated to of you people. It could be the Why game you've all been whining for, and yet

none of you people have you people.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:14

Honestly, I am actually pro-EU. By the skin of my fucking teeth, I am there. But having witnessed them do fuck all in the face of these human rights abuses I am left wondering what the fuck is actually the point in the European Union. Because it's no longer even intellectually anti-fascist, it's just a shit version of NATO with tits and a common market.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:27

And this is how you get that plastic foil of your game case and that really good so good in fact water bottles cum palm trees till there headphones are dry!

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 13:29

Why is that eicon "rapebeast" it looks like he's stoned off his balls.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 13:38

I cooked half a pack of beans with some veggies and meat, thinking it'd make a nice lunch.
It's been 4 days, there is no end in sight. When are those beans going to run out, I'm tired of eating beans every day, god damn it.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 07:02

Wait overwatch is set around 2070 right? By then muslims will be majority of the british population. As far as I know homosexuality or women who are not covered are not acceptable in islam. So I'm very surprised that tracer is an open homosexual in her own country as it wouldn't make realistic sense given the current demographic data at our current disposal. She would be stoned or imprisoned hands down in 2070 England. Maybe tracer fled her country to join overwatch due to persecution. I mean lets be realistic here. TBH im surprised tracer is even white british as they would probably be blended out of existence by 2070 all things considered now that i think about it.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 13:39

The Devil is bored and wants to have an orgy. Oh, and Calderoni gets molested by a giant spider. You'll be bored too.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 17:04

Who else farts under the covers in bed then purposely suffocates them self with the noxious stench?

92 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8812 22:01

I don't know about J&J, but pure baby powder is made from ground babies (knock-off varieties are made with sky babies).

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 02:48

>>89
Sinusoidal growth is much more common than exponential, especially when it comes to population. It's much more likely than Muslims become liberal than vice versa, because Western secular democratic capitalism gets things done better than whatever the fuck Pakistan is doing.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 10:39

Why must I expose my kids to all these sexy trains?

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 11:16

Your family would though, your estranged aunt and uncle would come forward, mourning the loss of your fat ass. :(

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 16:23

Too much drinking transparent milk tea will turn your milk into transparent. Once you get transparent milk, you never be able to make your babies. Be careful.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 21:15

Mediocre intellects sometimes long to be considered great intellects. We have an entire pseudopolitics which teaches the mediocre they can become smarter if they just become neurotically hysterical about every damn thing.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 02:50

Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.

There, I said it. I hate even writing those words. It's like uttering a mutating blasphemy against the righteous solidity of what we take to be reality.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 03:55

KYS: kill yourself, used by trolls who are somewhat shy and do not want to spell out the entire words out

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 17:20

"Cum fume sniffer liked your tweet"

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 08:13

bloody jews man, cant find good help here anymore without some waschowski this or that lawyer, le sigh these pyramids dont build themselves

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 08:17

Are you actually raising money or are you just raising awareness? Last I checked everyone was already aware of breast cancer. It has both tits and death in it. It's the medical equivalent of game of thrones.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 21:51

Star Trek should be all "PSHHHHHH" and "B'YUUuuu", none of this "gwib gwib gwib gwib" amiright?

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 00:57

hell yeah, this is super transcendent anf sheeit! I deny any inherent values and only live thru experiencec of drinking beer! Since there is no inherent values I make my own: drinking beer and masturbating in kfc are the noblest ideals of man!!

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 00:59

sex download virus

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 13:55

Who wants to watch faggots man handles each other. WWE calls it a wrestling match, what it really is is gay foreplay.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 13:58

5 GOOD REASONS I AM GLAD I AM NOT A PENIS

  1. You're bald your whole life.
  2. You have a hole in your head.
  3. Your neighbors are nuts.
  4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
  5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 15:57

If humans can't see air but can see water, can fish see air but can't see water?

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 00:02

That'll get rid of 'em. There is nothing gypsies respect more than international treaties and the rule of law.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 01:18

>>106 It's funny because they don't call it a wrestling match. Even though it's "World Wrestling Entertainment", the word "wrestling" is banned in the WWE, so are other wrestlingy words like calling a title a "belt".

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 00:38

The This is one of those words that comes to us from the Yiddish language. Like in your example, it means butt or bottom. As for spelling, I find several in different sources, including tuckus, tuchas, tuches, tokhes, tochus, tuchis, and toches. Tokhes seems to be the most common in Yiddish sources, with tuckus seemingly more frequent in goyim references.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 05:39

He plays a gay guy in an episode of Frasier. I was really jealous. I admit it, I'm gay for Patrick Stewart.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 00:26

Maybe he's despondent that no game can offer him a challenge, to help him know his limits. Travelling the globe and hitting every machine, no matter the game or condition of the cabinet, hoping to find one that will put up a fight. Game after game, location after location, he is doomed to succeed, expressing his grief and anguish in the only way he knows how: AAA.
What resolve this player has, to carry this burden and yet still continue the hunt.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 17:49

It's called Moronto for a reason.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 20:52

we're a bunch of retards that can't maintain one single serious thread without bullshittin or insults you fag

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 04:40

A global catastrophe has broken dreams, git format patch binary files and lives of many who were far away from their native lands. Learn how your time at CCIS will allow you to work with top researchers.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 04:47

>>116 I think I recognize this bot

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:19

Hentai anatomy strikes back.

But hey, maybe getting a dick shoved into your lungs feels good. Who knows?

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 05:28

OrdinayNight w/ Mutahar (18+) It was a normal Wednesday night I was sitting in my room reading when I felt something touch my shoulder. I looked over and saw Mutahar from my favorite Youtube channel SomeOrdinayGamers. "M-muta! What are you doing here?" "shh," Mutahar said in a quiet voice, "I'm here to fuck your anus" I was shocked. Mutahar, my favorite Youtuber, is in my house and he wants to fuck me in the ass! This is an opportunity that I simply can't say no to. "Yes Muta fuck me in the asshole" "ohh boi" he said excitedly. He then fucked me in the anus for 1.5 hours, he fucked me so hard my anus was split into two. Just before he came inside my ass he shouts "I'M MUTAHAR ANUS!". My dad then busted into my room and saw Mutahar. Mutahar then flew out of my window and was never seen again. I am now pregnant with his child. THE END

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 07:22

I want to butter your bald chin with my cum. Is that ok?

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 13:34

Itfs historical fiction but overall the events are accurate.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 16:28

>So...with Greece at 92 IQ, my country is screwed...right?

Nah, that's probably just the IQ they're reporting to the tax office

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 22:14

I have no idea what this video is about, but I comment swiftly because I don't get enough attention from Jesus.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 09:08

I remember when someone requested In The End by Linkin Park at a karaoke bar and then proceeded to sing All Star over it while cracking up constantly it was the best thing to happen in a bar ever

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 01:13

Now Andy Dick is accused of sexual harassment?? Wow, it's always the guy you'd least expect

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 22:36

How about remix/cover/rearrangement/etc?
Cover and remix are avaliable on yutube and no one in hurry to delete it and give ban with subpoena to uploader.
But sometime I find videe with annotations like "Audio track "Paganini-Caprice no.24" was deleted due the right holder's request". Who is that mystery right holder?
Violinist which play it?
Sound studio which record it?
Relative of Paganini?
Paganini itself in the, a little rotten, flesh?

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 13:30

"A long time ago in a suspiciously Mexican-Japanese town, two strangers came to trade lead, samurai steel, and a whole lot of death.."

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 17:37

If childrenfs movies arenft traumatizing they are no good.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 02:35

Thanks for the medical advice, random guy on a masturbation website.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 20:12

My folks didn't tolerate that kind of shit either and it baffles me when I see couples just let the kids run around like raped apes without so much as a word of discipline.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 12:26

People want to believe the government is all powerful so they can blame their life on something else out of their control.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 16:38

A great solution for gun control: let's take all the guns away from the good guys!
Do you see the problem or do you want me to keep going?!
Logic... destroyed.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 20:49

>>132 ??? There are no good guys

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 21:29

Your penis is a hidden swastika.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8835 18:54

When you go to the dentist to get your teeth cleaned, does it feel like someone just raped your mouth? It was weird having someone else poking through your mouth, their gloved hands holding strange metallic tools that looks mildly sinister. Having someone else's hands in your mouth in weird enough but in this case they are in control and you are in a submissive position. Maybe it was because I haven't been to the dentist for around 4 years, I dunno.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 12:54

Whats so wrong with saying Nebraska?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 12:59

I think you're confused, nigger is a word, racism is a now-incoherent Marxist concept which mostly describes ordinary human behavior. This has not caused a rise in something the left has insured no longer has a sensible definition.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 13:09

>>137 *ensured, dunderheads trying to sound smart are the funniest!

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 18:07

Lies, based on my source (TMNT) ninjas were trained murdering teenage turtles that love pizzas

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 21:30

Whenever I see a celebrity name trending, I play a little game: Dead or Rapist?

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 22:05

how Belgian it is to have a statue of a naked boy as its most famous landmark

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 22:46

Lol. God forbid a guy tells you about his new book on a platform designed from the ground up for self promotion

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 15:16

Absolutely agreed, I stumbled across several volumes of this series earlier this year, looking for some Lovecraft audiobooks for road trips, and, while theyfre generally excellent, gRats in the Wallsh had me beating my head every time time gMr. Blackmanh was mentioned. If youfre not familiar with the story you would not notice the change to the catfs name, but if youfre familiar with this story, as I am, it really grates on you after a while.

Although there is plenty of evidence for Lovecraft as a racist, the name of the cat is really not the smoking gun in the matter. The cat in this story was named after a cat Lovecraft had as a child in the 1890fs, when the name, although still racist, would have been much less unusual than it seems today. It is important to take it in that context, and as a product of the time, and should not have been censored from the recording.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 19:30

I have the rumbling tummy to.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 23:50

We all know that the moment you cross the M25 boundary, the area transforms into a colourful hellscape, with Sharia law thugs patrolling outside Tescos mugging anyone who buys non-halal meat, BLM protests blocking every street, South Asians cooking curry on top of wheelie bin fires, and no seats on the tube only prayer carpets. Breitbart tells me they're even renovating Big Ben and Westminster Palace into Mosques.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 19:32

Go get bit on the dick by a radioactive spider, become spider dick & choke everyone with your spider silk.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 16:51

Wouldn't be a New York Times story without the cultural-Marxist sex-and-race bean counting.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 19:14

It was a great morning revelation for his heir though. The best part of waking up was seeing Fjölnir in his cup.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 20:54

>>145
They're actually renaming it "Massive Mohammed"

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 04:06

To improve your venture I would suggest investing in razors, and introducing them to your models.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 15:30

These family dinners tend to be hosted by conservatives because we took out mortgages, not student loans.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 01:03

Yeah slightly taller Jawa and Blue Snaggle Tooth from Sears Catalog Exclusive playset are GREAT STUFF.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 22:26

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Do You Like My Car?
Deja vu

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 21:56

Reminds me of the old joke about the nigger who got diarrhea for the first time and thought he was melting.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 14:54

I testify by the power invested in me by the governor of california that this site is no longer alive

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 15:47

Not enough yodel. Bart, we are on a similar plane. Not the same but similar. I think the difference is this is your job where I have a different job but need yodeling to keep me going. I really love your posts....I am so envious that you find them before me. But thankful. I think you are my adversary and friend in finding yodels.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 16:59

>>Chanukah is not the Jewish Christmas.

Sorry, I know you're a rabbi and all, but we have been informed differently by every single post-1990 television show ever broadcast.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:30

>>i am a deadly weapon

Breath doesnft count.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 23:44

If there are two things all Brits are sorry about, it's Piers Morgan and Belgium.

captcha: spain

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 09:26

  1. Satire.
  2. Peter Dinklage was like 12 when this song was released.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 20:50

This reminds me a lot of an anecdotal story one of my professors told me from his time working at NASA.

His team was working on running simulations of long-distance manned spaceflight. In particular, the goal of their simulations was to determine an algorithm that would optimally allocate food, water, and electricity to 3 crew members. The decided they would try running a genetic algorithm with the success criteria being that one or more crew members would survive for as many days as possible before resources ran out.

It started off fairly predictably– 300 days, 350 days, 375 days of survival. Then fairly abruptly, the algorithm shot up to around 900 days of survival. The team couldnft believe it! They were fairly pleased at the 375 day survival results as it was.

As they started digging into how this new algorithm worked, they discovered a small problem. The algorithm had arrived at a solution wherein it would immediately withhold food and water from two of the crew mates, causing them to die from starvation and dehydration. From there, it would simply provide the surplus remaining resources to the surviving crew member.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:10

  1. Library that returns nothing on success and throws an exception on error (Java)
  2. Library that returns #t on success and (values #f error-message) on error (Go)
  3. Library that returns #t on success and #f on error with an extra get-last-error function (faggot)
  4. Library that lets you choose from the first or second options using a parameter or #:error-mode option (overkill)

Rubber ducking helped me choose, thanks dokyuns!

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:11

>>162
Shit, I thought this was the current thoughts thread

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 12:53

Even though they used the very same 32~32 pixel grid and black and white colour scheme, they were far cry from subtlety and elegance of Macintosh icons.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 16:34

Nations are people. Nations are genetic. Nations are tribes. Nations are neither propositions nor geography nor political constructs.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 13:20

Fuck you faggot. The crab walk let's you maneuver around your enemy and keep him in your sight at all times. It is an unbeatable defensive stance that gives you total mastery of the terrain which you'll find out when I go to your house and use it to kick your ass.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 18:17

>>162
Library that aborts core system programs on failure due to fundamentally wrong OS design choices (glibc on malloc failure due to overcommit)

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 18:29

As I said similarly elsewhere, they are welcome to marry an anemic midget if they want to strike a blow for equality.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 21:03

Dayorder NPR 2017.11.30 ++ungood. Ref unperson. rewrite fullwise.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 20:54

It's a little known fact that deer "freeze" in headlights because their pathfinding bugs out and the animation system stops updating until the process times out and resets. Fainting goats have a bug in their 'surprise' logic that just falls through to their equivalent of a T pose. Cats queue their wandering algorithm while pooping, so they run really fast to catch up to where they're supposed to be afterwards.

Also the universe is very compressible because you really only need to store the chain of causality, and most of that can just be simulated in the aggregate when needed. A curious consciousness with the ability to travel and observe really spikes storage requirements, though, so the sim discourages that behavior in increasingly strict ways. Ultimately anti-intellectualism is the cosmic equivalent of a cap on the size of your network storage.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 21:54

>>170
Foggy days are just the result of a reduced draw distance

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 23:23

One of the things I've been noticing a lot of people saying is that there are things in Canada called "ethnic enclaves" where old stock Canadians feel like they are being pushed out by a minority group. Some have gone so far as to claim that they cannot even get service their own language in places like Richmond, Brampton, Saskatoon and Whitehorse.

I decided to spend a week in Canada's largest and most prominent ethnic enclave.

The first striking thing is that the minute in entered this place, not only did the street signs change languages, they actually changed in design as well. You knew when you entered into this ethnic enclave for sure. Often times, the street name was changed to something else entirely which didn't even resemble the native language.

I spoke with some people in the area and learned that through certain legal loopholes, many people in the area are able to send their kids to schools that exclusively educate them in their mother tongue. And it goes to as high as university because while they are a minority, in universities they make up the defacto majority and are able to get the schools to accommodate them. Whenever I entered a restaurant they'd greet me in their own language first, assuming that I spoke it. Sometimes I couldn't even get well known Canadian staples like pork. There were some restaurants that were entirely free of meat entirely! Clearly, living in the Toronto bubble has blinded me to the scourge of multiculturalism. I didn't realize how the white English minority of Montreal had carved out such a large ethnic enclave for themselves in Westmount to the exclusion of the rest of Quebec. As I walked out and saw Dorchester sign turn into Rene Levesque, I collapsed onto my knees and wept for the future of Canada.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 11:11

>>172
Actually thatfs horrible.

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