[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

411 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9010 13:04

So sad how they didn't make a "Back to the Future" reference, but instead called it "88 MPH."

412 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9013 09:15

You know how in just about every math class, there are a few sly tricks you come across every once in a while, where you have to take a weird little leap of logic because the universe just happens to work out that way, and certain problems you're presented with are basically unsolvable unless you remember that trick, so you just have to learn it?

This class is comprised entirely of those tricks. It's like a patchbay of tricks, where if you hook stuff up just right and blindly stumble just far enough into the math, you'll open your eyes and the answer will be there. But if you don't remember every aspect of every single thing you've learned, you've just spent two or three hours combing the book and lecture notes trying to figure out what could possibly apply, because the problem and solution are completely abstract and sometimes poorly expressed, the abbreviations and symbols are all maddeningly similar, the notation isn't always consistent, there are loads of special cases, and it is completely unforgiving of even minor errors.

413 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9014 12:25

PLEASE someone prove to me he bites his nails in the toilet

414 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9016 04:09

As a participant in Rust Community and a proponent of eugenics, your use of Rust Community Team hat makes me uncomfortable. Was it necessary? Are you really speaking for Rust Community Team here? I hope my eugenics advocacy wonft affect my Rust participation.

415 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9017 00:50

It looks good at first look, but actually the game is not good at all.... let me tell you why

First of all, the character drawings are actually so poor in story line, its discusting to be honest. they could've done alot better, i mean what does that Commander have in her chest, cant even recognize it.

Second of all, it is a game where you'll have to run around like little gay boy go there, oh wait go there, play this game a bit and you'll understand.

Third of all, it takes f*cking 10 minutes yes "TEN" minutes to launch the game... my computer is decent.

Fourth of all, personally i don't like the way the game glitches the characters sometimes, for example this girl who gives characters missions, she put hand in her pocket but i still saw the hand.

Fifth of all, the game has no point at all, really... you'll just grind and grind fighting the same minions or monsters over and over again, which serves no purpose in my opinion.

That is it, i don't suggest you play this game, well if you decide to play this game. i wish you best of luck, i love anime, but this game is just trash, please improve.

416 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9017 01:13

I believe that autism is the main problem here.

417 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9017 07:00

In my house we have a dry piece of Velveeta that someone didn't store properly, we call this a "God fucking dammit, stop smoking yourself stupid"

418 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9017 16:23

this but the book is mein kampf adapted into the my little pony universe

419 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9017 21:38

do computers have no smell interface on purpose since people would just send farts to each other and nobody wants that

420 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9018 03:20

Destroyer - Chinatown
I feel like vomiting when I hear her disgusting churka-voice

421 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9020 23:00

Doomguy is actually Link from the Zelda series, just far in the future and many cycles later.

  • Silent Protagonists.
  • Reincarnates whenever there is evil to fight, with the appropriate prophesy and legends to go with.
  • Always wears green garb/armour.
  • Both are blonde.
  • Both are left handed until recent games.
  • The Doom enemies are physically similar to common Zelda enemies, could easily be evolved/corrupted descendants.
  • Zelda fights Ganon, who is the reincarnation of Demise, The Demon King whose main deal was invading Earth with a force of demons. Its exactly what Doomguy is dealing with except now its happening on Mars.
  • The Union Aerospace Corporation is always the one going about opening these portals to hell and letting demons into the world, just look at their logo over time, near all feature a triangle of some kind, with it most often being split into three segments. A reference to the Triforce now made redundant by technology or truly lost to time?
  • Both have tended to wake up on stone slabs as of late.

422 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9023 22:53

>I can't believe I'm using Twitter as my primary news source now

Welcome to 2018 grampa.

423 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9025 08:19

why are you people so fucking weird all the time? I wish most of you dead, most of the time. I hate feeling like that.

424 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9026 10:19

oh c'mon black folks, you're making it too easy. You don't see Chinese babies posing with calculators

425 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9027 03:22

hey my diabetic step mom who is half retarded and 65 eats these

426 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9027 05:10

they say they are overpopulated, but i visited last year and it was just bamboo everywhere. they need to clear some of that shit

427 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9027 13:07

Telling people to fuck off isn't hard. Most people actually will just fuck off. You're right, think of this in the real world. If they're getting paid to do a job, chances are they aren't getting paid enough to do their job and deal with ass holes. If they're a suburban mother, they will go home and facebook blog about it. Either way, they still fucked off. If you like my grit then try it. I tell people to fuck off all the time, have been for nearly 35 years and no one has every actually confronted me about it. I have never been in a fight or have had negative consequences because I told someone to fuck off.

428 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9027 13:23

I'm a little surprised that the SJWs aren't out in force protesting Disney's shockingly racist characterization of the only black man in space as a sexual freak who will attempt to molest pretty much anything within reach:

429 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9027 22:06

An artificial satellite is what the moon is with terrorists miles long exhaust vents Miles High miles in diameter structures artificial generators On the Dark Side of the Moon crustacean miles in diameter I guess for vulnerability purposes a protection Outpost 4 malevolent beans

430 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 09:34

COMING TO A JIZZ STAINED MONITOR IN A DARK ROOM NEAR YOU: "HOW CAN THE ÆSIR BE THIS CUTE? RAGNAROK MY LIFE"

FEATURING ALL YOUR FAVOURITE PAGAN GODS GENDERBENT INTO JAILBAIT LITTLE GIRLS AND CRAMMED FULL OF FORCED "PERSONALITY" TROPES SUCH AS: STUDENT PRESIDENT ODIN, AIRHEAD BIMBO THOR, AND TSUNDERE LOKI - JOIN OUR HERO KIRYUU SEF AS HE LEARNS TO LIVE WITH THESE DARK GODS OF A FORGOTTEN TIME WHO'RE ALL INCREDIBLY CUTE GIRLS!!!

431 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 09:58

>>430 sounds better than the Marvel version where they're all strong beautiful trans POC with a club foot and autism who don't need no man at least

432 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 10:41

don't talk to strangers on internet, it's dangerous

433 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 11:57

YOU CAN SKYDRIVE WITH A PARACHUTE, BUT ONLY ONCE.

434 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 17:23

>>431 I resent the implication that loli norse gods is somehow a subpar idea

435 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 01:08

>>431, >>434
https://vndb.org/v5153/chars#chars

436 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 04:32

>>435
I like how Njord and Nerthus are literally just the same drawing with different colors.

437 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 12:23

I fucking hate it. Good work.

438 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 18:48

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https://www.svoboda.org/a/29240214.html

439 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 18:51

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440 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 18:52

SVO_boda

441 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 01:36

This is a divisive suggestion, with 60% in favour of it, while the other 60% disagree because math is important.

442 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 03:14

I like my women like a like my governments, small and limited power

443 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 04:02

I'm naming my AR-15s "MS13s" so the Democrats will protect them.

444 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 12:43

444GET

445 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 15:57

The first time my roommate and I walked into a modern game store and saw them playing SW Armada I said "that Star Destroyer looks cool! how much?" and when I saw how much i said... "why don't you just cut an isosceles triangle out of piece of cardboard and write 'Star Destroyer' on it"

We were asked never to return

446 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9032 16:13

gHow are we different from red China again?h

Red China is nationalist and doesnft promote faggotry.

447 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9032 16:45

His Excellency
Kim Jong Un
Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democractic People's Republic of Korea
Pyongyang

Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that i pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.
Sincerely yours,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America

448 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9032 20:28

Once your are Tanasinn you will never go back to being normal ever again!!

449 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9033 19:10

heh heh heh

450 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9033 19:31

If you talk about

451 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 16:55

you jerk off to your tranny cousin?
bro that's awesome

452 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 19:44

You've just described the new parody movie called "Weekend at Dougies" where Doug Ford manages to carry a corpse to several nomination meetings where it votes for his preferred candidate. Originally this was going to be called "The Kinga and I" but Doug didn't want to shave his head for the part.

453 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 21:06

9/11 ultimately served many purposes but it was primarily a mass ritual to create an enormous amount of loosh energy to be harvested by the Archons (parasites). The towers were specifically built to be destroyed in this ritual and they have a lot of symbolism surrounding them. They represent Boaz and Jachin, the two pillars of entrance to the Temple of Solomon. Consider verse 9:11 of Revelation: gThey had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).h They also represent the number 11, which is an important number to them. Ifm not exactly certain what the significance of 11 is but it may have to do with the 1-1 duality that generates conflict and destruction.

The fact that this tragedy was a ritual is just disgusting. Whatfs even worse is that these entities have manipulated humanity so that theyfve done it to themselves.

454 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9035 05:50

>>451
That does sound pretty awesome, but I donft want to google that in quotes.

455 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9036 03:57

I love playing basketball there but there are to many ghetto people

456 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9036 07:59

"hey you wanna fuck?" "No sorry I use Linux."

457 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9036 12:06

Müsste eigentlich im deutschen TV laufen.
Aber wir haben conchita Wurst.

458 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9036 13:39

Just a fucking idi.. sorry, I mean SJW

459 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9037 01:39

"If Jordan Peterson were a... African Ancestor Worshipper"

And so we see that ancestry worship is (almost by definition) the only truly meaningful religious practise. For one thing its deeply humanistic... I mean the Westerners they started off okay with paganism which is at least tied to the natural world, but then they went way off the deep end with the Abrahamic religions, while in the East the religious practices are just completely cosmic. I mean like Nirvana, what is that man? So when someone talks about their ancestors telling them to do something, its believable that someone's ancestors might take an interest in how they clean their room, or how they sit. I mean your mother does, so why wouldn't her great great grandmother too?... Ancestor Worship - and this is really tricky - it works because... let's see how would I put it... it imbues the everyday, human level with divine significance for Being. Like its right there on the line because its the human being, the Known, culture - your great great grandfather - but its also the Divine, the Unknown the voice speaking to you from beyond this plane. I mean if the voice of your ancestors tells you to clean your room you better well clean your damn room. But who would seriously believe a cosmic God cares whether you clean your room?

The second thing is that through the persons of the ancestors we find all the archetypes - your ancient great great great great grandmother might appear to you as a young girl, that's your animus. Your grandfather, the one you remember, that's the Wise Old Man speaking to you. And the great thing is you can actually now go and speak about these dreams you have to people in plain language, without having to contort yourself into philosophical knots about angels and demons... See that's the thing about the West isn't it? Great culture, yeah, but they get way ahead of themselves by anchoring their center of Being to really metaphysical structures. Like, what's an Angel man? That's why they get into these huge philosophical problems and existential wars... their religions become oppressive because I mean hey if its God Almighty telling you to oppress someone then of course you have to do it, but in African Civilizations I mean you're not gonna have much luck saying your 3rd great grandmother wants you to oppress the next guy because his great grandmother says the opposite thing.

And that's why it's really important for us to resist the influence of these damn cultural neo-colonialist who are trying to convince Africans to abandon the core of their beliefs. I mean if it were just about updating and modernizing that would be fine - so long as the underlying psychological substrate is there its fine. But these people, in the name of 'Western Civilization' they call it want to convince you to adopt a system of metaphysical reasoning which is anchored not in the realistic representation of archetypes by human beings - your ancestors - but in meaningless abstractions like 'God' and 'Angels'. It makes you easy to manipulate. And what's democratic about an omnipotent, omniscient God...? It's antithetical to progress because what progress can there be in the face of omniscient decree?! It ends debate and discussion and it controls thought. And that's not good. Absolute knowledge, even in the virtual sense of God, is not good.

So... there's that. I mean... it's really tough man but if you want to get a good handle on it, you should read Achebe. He's a deeply nuanced writer but I think he got to the core of the problem. And if you want to know what happens to your society when you abandon realistic, human-based, democratic systems of metaphysical reasoning - ancestor worship - in favour of metaphysical structures... go check out Things Fall Apart. How's that for a title? It's a really moving book, really deep. But maybe when you get through it you'll be able to get some kind of handle on things and make a start, and begin to organize yourself in alignment with Being just like your ancestors have been doing for thousands of years.

460 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9037 15:06

I personally use 80 grit sandpaper for a whorl effect, I like to think it acts like rifling for my turds on the way out.

461 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9037 20:30

Your pee could reach escape velocity on a sub-2km asteroid. These are things I know.

462 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9038 09:51

About 80k words in to a 120k word fic I realized that the author had some sort of clown makeup fetish.

463 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9040 17:16

School girls use that cooter to stop a school shooter

464 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9041 19:22

I really like picking my nose. I just do. It's not an obsession of mine, but I quite enjoy digging around in my nostrils and pulling out some gold. Usually I roll my treasures around between my fingers until they form a dry little ball, then I smush it flat and roll again until it falls apart. Today I took that ball and wiped it under my big toenail. I don't know why, I just figured I would try it out. Now I'm walking around with a booger under my toenail and it's kind of fun. I don't think I'll do it again but you gotta keep life exciting, know what I mean?

465 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9042 22:32

My true understanding of human existence was earned on a battlefield not smoking medical Marijuana in my moms basement playing Play Station. I shot an 8 year old boy in Iraq in '90 right after the boy shot and killed 4 of my friends. I have seen 4 year olds digging Cadmium out of the dirt with their hands while their sisters were herded up in brothels until they were 14 and used up, just so California can have their electric cars. I saw a woman sell her 6 year old daughter to a French UN worker in the Philippines not for drugs or booze but to buy her boyfriend an IPhone. So no I could give a raving rats ass if my message is well received. You don't want the truth or even world peace you just want your next emotion and newest toy. I gave up on the human race long time before most of you were even born. So the next time you drive your electric car or tap on your iPhones just remember somewhere in the dirt in Africa is a dead 10 year old girl that couldn't handle being raped twenty or thirty times a day to give you those toys. I know I watched the peacekeepers bury her.

466 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 03:22

I like thin, slightly charred crust, sweet basil red sauce, anchovies and buffalo motz.

I have homosexual proclivities, mostly just men participating in masturbating, but not actually touching each other.

Meat lovers is pretty solid, no pun intended.

467 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 17:01

is this more footwork or ghettotech ?

468 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 21:00

I have been lurking here since the fall of 1991, and only posted
rarely in the past 3 years to avoid problems. But there are 2 things that
have prompted me to finally speak my mind here: The first has been this
thread about what is right/wrong with furrydom, and the second was
attending a small furry party at the home of Peter Stoller this past
weekend.

469 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9046 01:45

Some say that global warming is a hoax perpestrated by the Chinese.

But I say, show me the receipts.

Because why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement? Rust my Bowflex? To what end?

To what end?

470 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9046 07:02

I still say an owner doesn't own something until he has at least shoved part of it up his ass.

471 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9047 09:51

I like Tom Green, it may seem different, but he really stands for family values. He had a lot of performances with his own parents.

472 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9047 22:12

It's not FPTP just because some of the mechanics are kinda similar. Say you're voting on where to eat with a group of 10 friends. The choices are Chinese, Italian, or the Shit-Sandwich Shack. 3 of your friends love Chinese and 3 love Italian, the remaining 4 friends are dung beetles.

In FPTP you're all going to be eating shit sandwiches. Someone might get clever once in awhile and try to guess the choice of the other people but since you can't fully discuss the choice before hand you are at some point going to be eating crap.

In PR either the group splits up and each bit goes to it's own restaurant. Or, you order from each, spending more on delivery fees, still now have to figure out where to go, and you get to smell shit-sandwiches while you eat.

In IRV you maybe don't get the wonton soup you wanted but you do at least get a non-shit meal inside a restaurant. And when the group starts getting tired of Italian they aren't going to just keep voting for Italian to avoid having to eat shit.

473 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9047 22:46

If your cum tastes like vinegar please see a doctor.

474 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 20:54

You're trying to engage on Twitch chat. You're going to lose.

475 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 21:56

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

476 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 07:41

I am a refined, perfectly marbled slab of Wagyu and you are a cheap McDonalds hamburger patty that someone dropped on the floor and brushed the hair off as best they could before slopping it out to whatever fat piece of shit ordered it.

477 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 08:07

Would Kim Jong OOn rust my doorknob?

478 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 09:34

cant spell American dream without eric andre

479 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 17:01

Salieri is like Wile E. Coyote except that he clearly admires and envies Mozart. I like that twist.

480 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 03:11

The Parkland shooting was almost 4 months ago. Paul Manafortfs initial indictment was unsealed October 30 last year. Just over a year ago Trump withdrew from the Paris Agreement. Itfs the Trump-Time Warp. Itfs like Trump is a giant celestial body of immense gravitational mass and the closer to his mass you get, the more time seems to slow on a scandal-per-day basis. I wouldnft say hefs like a black hole because the only thing that goes in is Fox News and fast food. And itfs All a part of the spacetimetrump alternate continuum we warped into, initially in 2012 with the Mayan destruction of regular spacetime

481 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 20:37

Yeah idk why Portland thinks they're so weird. The only notable things they have are street poop and degeneracy, and SF is smellier and more degenerate than Portland.

482 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 07:07

Imagine being this selfish. I can't, I'm not a woman.

483 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 15:50

The media doesn't spread public opinion, it generates public opinion.

484 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 20:34

If you want a vision of the future, imagine tedious bad-faith arguments with children on imageboards where nobody ever wins or loses, on repeat, FOREVER.

485 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 21:43

All truth is emotional but also extremely hierarchical. Retards with low empathy have low level truths they are unable to assert socially. There is no elooking for truthf you have always already found it. What you are really looking for is the power to assert your truth.

486 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 21:44

Speculative vision of a future where the only two ways to die are euthanized by the state following a lengthy bureaucratic procedure or shot by a cute incel at school

487 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 21:45

A metaphysical reading of inceldom as a movement that redefines the very role of man in the universe. Incel will be taught at school. The things we do. Wrt western civilization. Yesc I am an incel. Everything i say is an incel confession. Made under duress of some sort.

488 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 20:41

Does retard sadness exist? I know what itfs like to sperg out in total lack of hope. I know what itfs like to want to go out and shoot up normies by the triple digits. I know what itfs like to want to smear the feces in my diapers over my cut up arms. I know what itfs like to long to be shoved into a gas chamber. For my existence, my personhood to be annulled in a second and turned into a statistic. Tard existence is oh so fickle. But something so passive, wise and lachrymose as sadness will never be understood to someone like me. Sadness implies a mourning for a loss of value, and nothing about my existence ever had any value in the first place. If you ever experienced any value, you wouldnft understand my happiness. By any means, Ifm a pretty happy retard.

489 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 19:37

It's gotten to the point that if somebody doesn't have an expressly Anglo last name, I immediately don't trust them.

490 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 22:56

I have played Battlefield since BF1942, and I have studied World War 2 since I was 5 years old. I majored in Economics at UCLA with a minor in German Studies, with a heavy focus on the Second World War. To call me guneducatedh because I want a reasonablly authentic game is completely uncalled for. Women DID NOT serve for the Wehrmacht or the Waffen SS. I am by no means a sexist, but any quick search online of female roles during the Third Reich will reveal that Hitlerfs ambition for women was to reproduce as many children as possible, in order to create more gAryanh people and keep the German military full of new soldiers. Having women on the frontlines was the LAST thing that Hitler and the Nazis wanted. You know what Patrick, maybe YOU are uneducated. Maybe you should do some research on WW2 and realize that the game you are creating is a joke. I call on all of you, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. We as a community should not be subjected to comments from EA degrading us as uneducated bigots, simply for wanting a game that feels like a World War 2 shooter. Disgusted.

Edit: Yes, as many people have pointed out, I did lie about my background in this post. This post was an attempt to put pressure on EA and raise awareness to this issue. I believe if enough pressure is put on DICE and EA, they will create a setting that disables customization and allows for player models that look similar to Battlefield 1 (different silhouettes for each class, somewhat proper uniforms for each faction, correct helmets). I honestly believe that no one wants to take away someone's ability to choose what gender and race their soldier is. However, I also believe that this shouldn't take away someone's ability to choose to play the most accurate representation of World War 2 that the game offers. More choice is a good thing, and to want a historically presentable viewing experience should not be seen as "uneducated."

491 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 04:17

HE WAS BORN WITH GAYSONITIS , HE TROWS UP EVERY TIME HE EATS A BLACK COCK .

492 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 10:29

Someone said "I feel bad for Hellen Keller, she cant hear this..."
She's also dead, so. There's that.

493 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 18:38

In Missoula, run by the friggin' Green Party, cops would round up bums and give them one-way Greyhound tickets to Seattle on a regular basis.

494 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 19:31

Maximilian i hope you kmow that this guy is a communist. He's admitted it on public televisions and proudly. Democracy is far from communism. He hides behid the name of democracy to pedal communist propaganda. Your frustration with the world is because of corporate fascism, not free market capitalism. Free market capitalism and true democracy were designed to compliment one another. What's happened is that major corporations have gamed the system through corruption of government and eliminated competition where by they've become monopolies (that is corporate fascism). Like communism, fascism is a totalitarian regime which always leads to misery. Don't by this guys bologna, he's a disgraceful liar and should know better.

495 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9055 14:30

I was going to make a comment complaining about how the -punk suffix has been stripped of any deeper meaning or pathos and diminished into a word-add-on to indicate that a fictional world includes something, but then I realized that being diminished from a meaningful thing to a shallow aesthetic indicator makes it a decent metaphor for the punk movement itself.

496 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9058 00:43

But on the other hand they got enough torque to pull a priest off a choirboy

497 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9058 01:01

When I was in high school, I had a potted plant in my room that looked a little like a mini palm tree (it had a bare stem and a head of stringy leaves at the top). At some point I decided that the soil in the pot was a convenient place to jizz whenever I masturbated.

This went on happily for a few weeks, but eventually, it seems the ants found it. For several days there was a constant stream of ants going to my cumplant. Of course during this time I made sure to deposit more fresh loads for them to eat.

Eventually, it seems they decided that it was such a good location, they would move in. I noticed that they started carrying in these little white pellets that I assume were probably eggs. There were also a lot of winged ants that showed up and they would hang around uselessly at the base of the plant. I kept the ant colony well fed with jizz for some months, and sometimes if I had some spare time I would just sit and stare at them busily running around with their little white egg pods or whatever they were.

Unfortunately I don't remember how this story ended. I think my mom probably noticed the ants and sprayed everything and killed them all, but at least for a little while I had this wonderful motherly feeling of protecting my little colony and nourishing it with my nut-milk.

498 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9058 19:35

These are preliterate, superstitious savages we're dealing with, and they really believe that the computer they're furiously typing "OIL IS AIDS!!!!" into runs on magic.

499 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9059 00:42

some hope? why do you retards hope and wish so much about blockchain? jesus. nothing is going to fill up the emptiness in you. shut the fuck up about blockchain. good god dude. you people are fucking pathetic. you need a fuckin jesus-like figure and you found it in blockchain. pathetic ass bitch.

500 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9059 01:48

>>499
I don't know where you found that comment from but it's excellent

501 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9059 02:11

>>500
/r/buttcoin

502 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9059 04:54

•sˆΣ

503 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9059 06:31

Oh God, itfs the SF Debris skit where Wookiepedia and Memory Alpha battle it out over who has the best articles on boobs.

504 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9059 14:00

Hard to believe that Zoe Quinn getting caught sucking dick to get reviews for her shitty indie game completely altered the course of western civilization forever.

505 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9059 20:41

Nobody has any problem with LGBT people anymore[citation needed]!!! which is why I'm having an extended meltdown about how I don't want to see LGBT people anywhere or be reminded of their existence or the fact they want equal rights! I'm just a PERFECTLY NON HOMOPHOBIC HUMAN[citation needed] who for COMPLETELY RATIONAL REASONS has an absolutely disproportionate averse reaction to symbols of the LGBT community and go into REASONABLE DISCOURSE regarding "leeches" who want to destroy everything I love.

506 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9060 10:32

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507 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9061 16:17

You know you can watch impossible things, like a functioning socialist society, and not have to believe in them. It's called science fiction for a reason.

508 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 03:17

This isnft the eighties anymore sweetheart, bringing out MADD and OMM like theyfre even relevant anymore. The odds of any of you recently having ever had a personal experience w one of those groups is astronomically low, while American youth hears the outrage from Marxists on a daily basis in their universities and in news media, both of which have more influence than 1000 MADD groups could ever have. We see BLM, March for our Lives and Womenfs marches every damn day, and the people funding those groups sure as shit are not Christians, theyfre hard leftists, many of them openly proclaiming themselves Marxists, post modernists, etc.

Anyone who knows anything about Marxist history knows top members meeting in secret is exactly how they conducted themselves, whether it be Trotsky in New York, Luxembourg in Germany or Lenin while in exile. Itfs absolutely astonishing the internal contradictions of a movement led and funded by ultra wealthy oligarchs, the same kind of people Trotsky was begging for money from while he was in New York for the purpose of financing the Russian revolution, which later brought us the second most murderous dictator in human history and a mass genocide of Russian Christians only dwarfed by Maofs China. Itfs always been a movement led by blood and power thirsty authoritarians using half baked philosophy purposely meant to appeal to the idealism of stupid young people.

509 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 04:20

>>508
Are you posting that because you disagree with it?

510 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 05:36

>>509
I guess I don't see the logic of ultra wealthy oligarchs funding an ideology that explicitly advocates for class warfare against ultra wealthy oligarchs

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