sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

>>510
mao's red guard never touched mao
mao's red guard believed that they were getting rid of powerful and rich people -- sure, maybe they were... but only certain ones
elites want you to be against other elites
after all, it's not as if all billionaires get along
people in power want to take power from other people in power

and at the end of the day, antifa thugs are more likely to beat up impoverished rednecks than billionaires

and similarly, poor rednecks worried about diminishing wages and increased competition for labor are more likely to beat up poor antifa thugs (who are probably drowning in student loan debt and probably work in retail or something) than elites who are advocating for mass immigration

and nothing changes

>>510
Or news media collectively advocating an ideology that wants a single state-run media?
Or universities collectively advocating an ideology that calls for more uneducated labor?
Or how this person has gone to great lengths to profess their Christianity when Christ isn't exactly notable for being pro-rich or very on board with having people use religion to sell their goods and ideology?

But if you group all the people you don't like and all the current events you don't like together you too can be in politics.

>>514
Have you been to a university lately, buddy? I'm in university right now, and let me tell you -- SJWs are everywhere here. Yes, they really do exist. If you actually go outside, you'll find them. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere. Or maybe you just don't go out much.

And you gotta be out of your fucking mind if you think media isn't biased.

As a kid I would put Nutella on toilet paper when we didn't have any bread left.

Recently my social life has been falling apart due to life changes. Lost all my friends, and I never talk to anyone in my college classes, and there are no clubs in the summer for meeting people, which drove these latent urges of mouse torture to resurface after years of dormancy. Torturing mice to death is the best stress reliever for me. For the week after I do it, I feel rejuvenated and able to stop procrastinating on my homework.

Mice are the perfect torture subjects, too. They are obviously intelligent enough to suffer (I can see their intellect when they try to escape me in creative ways) but people don't care about animals regarded as "vermin" as much as other animals. Very disposable and cheap, a live feeder mouse is just $3. It's legal because Mus musculus aren't protected in the animal welfare act.

In the past 2 weeks I have tortured 4 mice to death. Here's how I did it:

Mouse #1: Suffocated to death by squeezing its head with tongs. Got satisfaction from seeing it squirm around trying to escape, but died too quickly (30 seconds), and not as satisfying since I didn't get to hear it squeak or mutilate it

Mouse #2: The most satisfying one yet. I tormented it by holding it by the tail for minutes by end, and taunting it by hanging a pen in front of it and watching it try to grab on. Trapped it in a cup and watched it jumping around trying to escape. Pinched its tail with a pencil and watched it squeak and pace around and lick its tail in pain. Then the grand finale: Used scissors to rip off all 4 arms and legs, bled everywhere and squeaked so loud, until it was just a terrified head and torso with no way to run away when I scared it, LOL. Died in 15 seconds from blood loss and shock.

Mouse #3: Stupid. Kept it in the car too long, died after 4 hours of heat exhaustion. It suffered a lot but never got to see it

Mouse #4: Held it by the tail and pinched the tip of the tail and ripped it off to watch the mouse squirm around while hanging. Submerged it in a pot of boiling water, squeaked for a few seconds and quickly died from internal burns.

I have many many ideas. Injecting 10 cc of water with a hypodermic needle to induce severe water intoxication. Dropping in sulfuric acid. Razor blade.

It's actually really energizing for me and helps me do homework. But it's really addicting, I can't stop. People say I need to get help, what does that mean? Search for "psychologist" on google maps and call them up for an appointment? I know I'm not a budding serial killer because I do not feel this way at all towards any other animals or humans. Only Mus musculus.

>>517
What the fuck? Report this person.

THERE IS AN ALL OUT WAR GOING ON TOWARDS MY ANIME TITTIES! WE MUST UNITE AND SHOW OUR LOVE FOR LOLI TITS! GIVE ME SEXY 2D GIRLS OR GIVE ME DEATH! JOIN ME AND WE SHALL MARCH ON SONY HEADQUARTERS ON JULY 4TH, A DAY SIGNIFYING OUR FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE! BRING YOUR PROTEST SIGNS AND MAKE SURE TO PUT ANIME TITTIES ALL OVER THEM! SEE YOU SOON.

True. Japan is similar to Detroit in its savagery but they choose to not make accurate statistics. There are very many Yakuza drive-by shootings on innocents, violent/fatal bank and 7eleven robberies, deadly personal disputes, and police shootouts that simply are ignored by everyone on the daily. Dont be fooled by the overall social harmony when you're in Japan, it is an illusion and many people are harboring murderous rage under the surface. Yes, even those salarymen reading cute manga on the subway and the very considerate and almost too polite teenagers.... you have no idea what evil they are capable of. It is an absolute bloodbath in Japan and its time that the government acknowledges this.

Imagine Andropov playing Dota

Snow Den

So this guy just sent me a picture of his dick, and it was wearing glasses.

I'm not kink shaming here, there's nothing wrong about this, but like this dudes dick had fucking spectacles. It caught me off guard and I won't lie I had a giggle or two.

Dr John M Paolella says

December 22, 2017 at 6:42 pm

Thanks so much for the roasted red pepper recipe. I am an Italian-American gentleman who has fond memories of my grandmothers roasting these peppers by hand over an open flame on the old gas stoves. Your approach is so much easier (and less painful) and produces a wonderful result. The peppers are delicious and also bring back wonderful childhood memories of celebrating family dinners in my grandparents’ homes. Grazie Mille.

python is low level compared to my preferred business application development environment, ScratchJr (though i dabble in mine craft)

Dismantling the government is a weird way to become a dictator.

>>519
FLAT IS JUSTICE!

well nobody wants the frothy byproduct of his milky tits, so it's no surprise he's trying to push a trade war based on his failure to sell his own chest cream.

I don't enjoy that veiny neck.

Here is the best illustration of how an inferiority complex marks a face. Homeliness and rejection by beautiful girls has made him a victim of hurt ego in his formative years. I refer to these types as the backstairs brooders or future revolutionaries (pronounced haters of Mankind).

This is the tied-into-knots visage of a non-personality; a typical English sitter on chairs in a side-saddle manner, unsure of anything, least of himself.

Being trembling uncertain of everything around him and unable to come to any conclusion as to what Does and Does Not matter, he turned to mathematics in order to prove to those who could not tell automatically, what was Right. He is a specimen of the Anglosex INDEFINITENESS. As a mathematical philosopher, not a WISE human he was able to solve the profound question of What is it that makes 2 + 2=4?

Non-historic nations (the English and Anglomericans) never seem to need Patriotism. Grown to national maturity while being protected from calamities by surrounding seas or oceans, they have had no invasions or conquests, never faced total extermination by the predatory nations. When suddenly (and it always is sudden, for non-historic nations never ACT first before the foes of Mankind, but only REACT in self-defense) they have to meet the mortal dilemma, they do not react automatically with wise instinct, but turn to crank their electronic computers and push dozens of buttons so to ask For God's sake, what do we do? The answer is precisely what has been fed into the buzzing machine; a trite response that diminishes their state of being and the possibility for SURVIVAL. They are then led into the future as a cowardly mass of befuddled nincompoops.

Here you see the type of intellectual leader that the Anglo race has produced within the last few generations. A sniveling weakling, totally devoid of the instinct for Survival. Supreme nobility evolves in each normal Human by means of attraction of the opposite sex, hence it is sexual capacity that makes nations Honorable, Ethical and Moral, while the lack of normal sexual urges makes such queer-ducks as this specimen . The homosexual can not be patriotic, because that instinct is the sublimated feeling of the father for the security of his beloved family. I would NEVER give any political, pedagogic or military trust in the hands of a sterile creature who has lost the INSTINCTS of a social being. I would never place a person burdened with the malady of Anglosex, in a position of responsibility or trust.

Russell strived to bait Providence by going to Russia and offering his services. He baited the English nation by urging to give up common sense and emulate Russian ways. Eventually he was such a good Providence baiter that he became universally regarded as the Master Baiter of the British Empire.

Say what you like about Karl Marx, but the man helped kill a lot of commies.

In fact, drinking mushroom-urine is the preferred way to do it in some places. Eating the mushrooms yourself can have unpleasant side effects. So in parts of siberia, the standard method is to have reindeer eat the mushrooms (because reindeer like to trip balls too I guess), then the shaman drinks the reindeer piss, then everybody else drinks the shaman's piss. Each pass-through dilutes the effect a little more.

First they came for the Blacks, and I didn't speak up ...
Then the came for the Hispanics, and I didn't speak up ...
Then they came for the mohammedans, and I didn't speak up ...
Then everything was so peaceful that nobody came for anybody, and we all lived happily ever after.

tebe ih zhalko? mne net

Dude a fetus was my favorite childhood toy you missed out.

Is this Hell? Can you imagine a cotton candy universe where there is nothing but you surrounded by a claustrophobic tunnel of more cotton candy? The more you eat or burn away, there is still only more cotton candy, gravity of the ostensible cotton candy realm pulling you deeper down into its sweet depths to a place where even light no longer reaches, leaving only you in the pillowy darkness of hubris to engorge yourself in attempt to escape or sink into it and forever become one with the cotton candy as your final friend and coffin?

i've never posted here but i had to draw this bc i wanted people to know...my love for this beautiful egyptian man knows no limits. and that i genuinely wake up everyday thinking about when he blushed that one time in camelot.....thank you fgo i will never forget what you gave me..

The Shire is blatantly "Flyover country".

If a woman “acts like a man” we don’t say she is a man. We just say she is a manly woman or she’s British. But she’s still a she. A woman is not a man just because she has the curves of a tombstone, smokes, curses, and smells like a hitchhiker. That’s their culture. And it’s not ALL British women. Some of them even brush their teeth like Americans or wear make up like mainland Europeans. Sone even pee sitting down like California men.

They were 24 episodes, 23.59 minutes each. 575.6 minutes or 9.593 hours total. I could've jacked off 38.3733 times straight and it would've been a better use of my time.

Buy any product and when it asks for a promotional code paste in: ActuallyMomShesA7000YearOldLoliVampire And you'll get 50% off your subscription fee for life Enjoy

What a stache/paunch combo... He can't be older than 22 and already he looks like an old Greek man at a diner

found out AB has my fav hentai parade parade no iso of it maybe one day i should buy the disc and make it happen

>anon kicks open the door to his local gay bar and shouts, "yo, why you faggots doing so much talking in here?"

church of pigmhall

Digg combines the depressing virginity of slashdot with the horrifying retardation of somethingawful

Q: How to stop being a cult film director?
A: Accept an offer from Hollywood

it's either cash/fame or art and cult following

Hate to be the pedant but printf ("Hello World") is very poor form in C as well, if "Hello World" is really just a variable that'll decay to a char* and that char* happens to point to a c string that happens to contain a format specifier then ub is invoked. Also, printf is significantly faster than cin, and I personally think that it's totally fine to use it in C++ code. And lastly, "I have books that don't even teach cout and just add classes and objects, etc to plain c", you should really take a look at http://stackoverflow.com/questions/388242/the-definitive-c-book-guide-and-list

Well is you were a little girl and you got VAPE with a thing that size would you throw up?

So I pop out the old VCR, popped in my copies of Eva, and I showed my nephew and his friend what good cartoons look like. I would loan my nephew the VCR and tapes, but he doesn't have a CRT at home and wouldn't be able to appreciate them. Can't loan him mine because I need to be able to play my famicon how it was intended.

Vapes

For those of you saying The USN ought to use this, This song was thought by the navy to be a way of recruiting people. Thats the reason why the Navy lent the ship to these people. Of course this song was never officially endorsed by the Navy because they figured out how gay it was and during the time the military was having allot of problems with figuring out what to do with gays in the military.

mom, it's a guy

>>547
It's a question of timing, really.

It is inexcusable to kill a sentient being just following it's instincts. It violates the definition of vegan, as it is both practical and possible to not kill mosquitoes.

Let's see why.

Disease is not a reason to kill. If you feel it sucking your blood you are already likely infected, so let it finish it's meal. Nudge it away if you must. Catch and release somewhere else. Contain it until it can be released.

It may sting a bit but it's hardly harmful or life threatening, and certainly not enough to justify murder.

You can make heave use of repellent spray. Put it on every day, thickly, as often as it takes. That is both possible and practical.

i really can't figure out what my feelings are on the cavalcade of politically engaged transvestites protesting trump in london. it's a mixture of pity, disgust and fascination

Need help on defeating Isis

>>556
Begin by summoning Set and commanding him to slay and dismember Osiris, as he did in ages yonder. Isis will be paralyzed with grief at the death of her brother-husband. Then she will fuck his corpse and get preggo with Horus, making her slow and vulnerable.

есть ли хорошие гуманитарии?

да, у которых 5 по математике в школьном аттестате.

Ronald Graham, Donald Knuth, and Oren Patashnik

>>553 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55VPMpcgcvk

The origins of that are ... mentally deficient blacks who think that, when talking on a (monitored, of course) jail or prison phone, if they replace the last two syllables of a word with "izzle," that turns the conversation into some sort of unbreakable code, which can't be used against them for charges and conviction on further crimes.

On the other hand "Bitches be crazy" is the essence of eloquence.

>>561 I thought this had roots in carny

>>561

>when talking on a (monitored, of course) jail or prison phone, if they replace the last two syllables of a word with "izzle," that turns the conversation into some sort of unbreakable code

I don't know how can anyone believe this and not be mentally challenged themselves. izzle is obviously slang invented as a crutch for rhyming, later adopted in normal aave parlance. I don't even need to research it.

university niggas be like oops i came out even more fucking retarded than before

1488

14 = The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

88= HH, Hulk Hogan.

There will be an announcement in mid-July and the Minister will say "Ontario's first Government for the People has done an extensive review of the sex-ed curriculum and we have eliminated the 'try being gay for a week' practical exercise from the Grade 1 lessons. We have also removed the live anal sex demonstration in Grade 3. Our Grade 5 children will no longer be taught the S&M unit (the dom/sub dynamic will still be taught but at the more appropriate age of Grade 8). We have also removed the 'choose your gender' dartboard from all classrooms."

LGBTとは洗脳教育である

omg
http://www.mk.ru/incident/2018/07/17/zaderzhanie-drymanova-obuslovila-voyna-klanov.html

I see two benefits to moving to Japan. Firstly, because of my continual exposure of it through media, Japan makes me feel comfortable. Secondly, I can fully cut myself off from my family. Once I have enough money, I'm going to move out and never talk to my family again. I'm not obligated to stay anywhere, so I might as well live in Japan. I'm already learning Japanese because of hentai and I'm already in Asia, so moving to Japan won't be a big culture shock.

The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.

I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.

I can get down with the weak ass handshakes because it’s like they are taking the piss out of the whole idea. What you gotta watch out for is those lukewarm medium-pressure handshakes. Those fuckers are weird and definitely up to something.

I hadn't expected to ever read the sentence "get sudo on the vacuum cleaner and use it for Bitcoin mining"

Anime girls lay eggs

You're a random tower in Asia.

As always, a little bit of existential dread goes hand-in-hand with poop jokes.

source: i was in 7th grade when it happened and had cable and parents and a trampoline. only 90s kids can remember

And the mothers will say, no, I jumped up and down and shouted that Trump was a Nazi while dressed as a giant twat.

foreigners who teach themselves english from videogames are the most powerful race

i may think two consenting adults wearing diapers in the bedroom is pretty fucking goofy but i can't imagine trying to pretend it's morally wrong

i hate that the internet has brought me to such a low point that i need to type this sentence

It's clearly a message on Japanese marine animal abuse and how it is received by the rest of the world. The girl represents the world, similar to the Japanese but foreign, hence the wings and ears. The girl is clearly not into what the man is doing, that being stuffing eels in her anus. However, while the girl seems shocked and horrified, her civilization also likely abuses animals of all kind, hence her horrified expression when she realizes this arouses her.

Alright so, this anime was great and all, but I think the manga was way better. It was way more descriptive and the art was better. But anyways, let’s talk about the actual anime.
I did enjoy the sound, I loved the beautiful sounds of Pingu and his friends. Nice sounds for fight scenes as well. They did a great job with those.
The romance never got to the next level, but the friendships were everlasting and unforgettable!! Also, the perverted content appealed to the boys I shared it with, and they loved how the girls didn’t wear clothes. Last but not least, it had amazing plot twists. I definitely recommend this anime.

Yeah, [Vice] kind of went from “here’s raw footage of an underreported conflict” to “meet the drag queens using anal prolapse to fight Trump”.

Why is so much of Hollywood obsessed with pedophilia jokes? I’ve never even seen any on 4chan. Normal people know it’s sick and not funny

I look at your bulge
Notice it throbbing
While my guitar
Gently OwOs

It is obvious that this is one of many, many pictures from the middle ages or renaissance of this subject. It has been scanned and put on the internet by someone, who is not credited on the site this was received from. This same image appears more than once on the first page in Google's image search under "hermes trismegistus". Seeing as the author, being mortal, certainly died centuries ago, there should be no problem with copyright infringement.

Sun Tzu was a master at appealing to the common public basically by making them feel smart for buying his products, unfortunately not many are aware of this side of him as his other book The Art of Marketing has been lost to history.

>Like stumbling on a tribe of busty amazons that evolved differently out on an island and they need your seed to keep their civilization going.

or in this case a group of bitter alcoholics who need pictures of your dick (preferably while you wear womens clothing) to keep their boards from stagnating

The complete lack of insight is what leftists have in common with mentally ill people. This is why it is reasonable to describe leftists as mentally ill.

>>589
imagine smugly posting this because you unironically disagree with it

do you have any self-awareness?

liberal hubris cost you the last election and it'll cost you the next one too

>>590
You seem to be misinformed, Justin Trudeau and the Liberals won the last election quite solidly because the NDP abandoned their socialist & labor roots and tried to appeal to moderates

Pretty disappointed that he abandoned the electoral reform promise though

>>591
canada is irrelevant and is basically china 2: electric boogaloo at this point

I'm talking about 'murrica

also justin trudeau is a sex offender

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/06/americas/justin-trudeau-groping-allegations/index.html

also "Justin Trudeau and the Liberals" sounds like the worst band name ever

> also justin trudeau is a sex offender

Doesn't that just put him on par with for Donnie "grab her by the pussy" Trump?

>>594
Not at all. In America we don't consider glib conversation sexual assault.

>>>/usa/

onyl tru 2009 weebs wil get dis!! like if ur a tru 2009 weeb!!!

Da industwiawl wevowution and its consewqwences has been a disastow foh da hooman wace

the uwubomber

We know that Mikael loves ABBA, so probably he likes queen and America needs a queen cover by Opeth. If you disagree your IQ must be below 2 digits

Took a University class titled "Communism and Class in America" in the 80's.. The instructor asked the class to tell him what the goal of "the women's movement" was. Hands went up spouting the usual: "equality", "fairness", "equal rights", "protection from discrimination" etc.

Instructor: "Every one of those answers is wrong. None of you are correct. Their goal, like any other political movement, is power. They want to be in charge."

Could have heard a pin drop.

That professor's name? Albert Einstein.

it's free software, as in free will, aka not really free but you won't notice

People underestimate the amount of Americans whose lives revolve around an unholy trinity of cheap processed foods, intoxicants, and digital entertainment. And that the only way these people would mobilize politically is if access to those three things were threatened.

The kindest thing that I can say about this translation is that it's not Hitler.

The next journalist who implies a $250k per annum salary is normal for millennials should just walk straight into the goddamn sea.

i met regex once hes really cool

All characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified.

ALL CHARACTERS FEATURED IN THIS STORY ARE AGE 18+
MATURE CONTENT FOLLOWS. ALL CHARACTERS PROBABLY FICTIONAL
IF CONTENT OFFENDS YOU STOP READING

A Catholic priest and a very Jewish Shii were hiding in the bushes outside of the local middle school, when the final class bell rang, and the kids were coming outside to wait for the bus.

Priest: "Aren't these kids something?"
Shii: "You're telling me. I keep getting older and older, but they stay the same age.

both laughing

The priest points at a young 18-year-old boy wandering toward the bushes, away from the other middle school students.

Priest: "Hey, there's a good one. Let's screw him! "
Shii: "Hmmm.... do you really need to ask me that Father..."

The priest lures the boy to the bushes, and, when the moment of truth occurs, Shii knocks the boy out with a chloroform rag. The age 18 junior high school student boy's pants are down around his ankles when the priest climbs on top of the kid, and starts pumping away. At this point, Shii's fly is down to reveal his 3" midchub.

Priest: "Ungh.... unghh... oh, sweet Mary!"
Shii: "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU"
Priest: "..... .......ngghhh...."
Shii: "LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOONG"

This goes on for about 2 minutes, but the priest's concentration wears thin and the autistic memery makes the Father grow limp.

Priest: "I think there's something wrong with your head, there, kike."
Shii: "Shut up Jesus freak, it's my turn."

Shii's midchub grew half an inch more before slowly inserting it into the quivering student's anus. After a lengthy 29.9 seconds of fornication, Shii cums while screaming "JAPAN!!!!!"

~ fin ~

I still know SEVERAL people who have gotten jumped by a bunch of homophones when they exited a gay club. Things like THAT are why the Yankees need Pride night.