sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
HP simply romanticises the British private boarding school experience by giving it wands, for Americans who don't understand the cultural context, and British people who aspire for that level of elitism.
I wanna see the real Harry Potter experience, where Harry is put in a bin and rolled down a hill by Malfoy, and the school does nothing because his dad donates shitloads of cash to the school, or with Hagrid caught wanking outside the Griffendor girls dorm room window, but the school also does nothing because its just 'banter'.
The ride never ends. It's amazing how much has been written about one deranged autist from Virginia. Maybe he'll be some kind of weird folk legend in the future.
Yukari: -does something ridiculous and extra and makes everyone ask questions about it as she enjoys every minute-
Yuyuko: (puts fan to her face) god you dense morons it's so obvious what she's doing wow
>>811
I agree, except Harry wouldn't be the victim. Harry is a total jock that inherited a generous fortune and instant popularity from his family. He would be the one forcing less popular kids to play soggy biscuit.
cats are low int high cha
Sexually frustrated sarcastic assholes being smartasses anonymously and the rejects of society with no social skills or self-awareness but plenty of mental problems turn out to be not smart or cordial or fun people
I used to pretend to be frank and quote this scene with a girlfriend of mine......she left me! Haha
There was a time when appreciating Japanese culture meant more than eating maki rolls with a fork and learning Kanji just to translate pictures on Gelbooru
Phrases that have the most reduced use on Reddit over the last 10 years
I was able to come up with this as part of research that I've been doing on natural language processing, thought some other people might be interested.
'a pain in the ass', 'skeptic', 'gsl', 'xoom', 'iama', 'gospels', 'rapture', 'nasl', 'tsunami', 'interwebs', 'tardis', "qur'an", 'crtc', 'koran', 'mflb', 'torah', 'internets', 'dubstep', 'netbook', 'nook', 'awesomeness', 'wbc', 'kinect', 'urinal', 'idra', 'reddit alien', 'rage comics', 'palin', 'rage comic', 'spam filter', 'novelty account', 'existence of god', 'daily show', 'forever alone', 'ron paul', 'self post', 'derp', 'portal 2', 'tsa', 'scientific community', 'last panel', 'theist', 'patriot act', 'arab world', 'taliban', 'christian god', 'protoss', 'a redditor', 'bible and', 'friend zone', 'reddit community', 'theists', 'earthquake', 'wikipedia page', 'back yard', 'compiler', 'hivemind', 'bill of rights', 'cigar', 'iraq war', 'speed of light', 'nigger', 'strip club', 'tea party', "gov't", 'fapping', 'higher power', 'wikipedia article', 'ipod', 'droid', 'music industry', 'bible belt', 'cellphone', 'waitress', 'federal reserve', 'pentagon', 'nether', 'terran', 'cyclist', 'other thread', 'founding fathers', 'hipsters', 'right lane', 'hostel', 'side of the road', 'scientific method', 'circumcision', 'saddle', 'bookstore', 'movie theater', 'reactor', 'creeper', 'waiter', 'liquor store', 'sc2', 'two of you', 'education system', 'threesome', 'outside world', 'public sector'
So just ducktape a couple old iphones to my nuts until im sterile. Sounds pretty stupid now but can save you couple grand in the future.
VC: no
Seems like you were intoxicated when writing this post but that only makes your more credible on the subject I guess.
Hey, this is actually EsKEg! Not JERdk at all!
meta knight would have offered my foreskin a blade and a chance to defend itself
"If you get caught masturbating and you stop, then you're just the guy that got caught. But if you keep going, then the guys that caught you become gay for watching. Success is all about finding the hidden advantage in a negative situation."
-Dio Brando
Greetings, as the Daily Stormer's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to Minecraft, I'd be happy to discuss with you white nationalist recruitment in video games. It's our most important tool, behind Anime and Cartoon Frogs.
Ifs its brown, lay down. If its black, fight back.
Edit: bears, not people.
I'm just imagining him running down Kai as she's taking a dump behind the sandbags
Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because you drove it off a cliff.
shockin&cryin&pissin Å
YOU FUCKTARD DIDN'T HELP ME AND TELL AN ADVICE HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IN SIMPLEST WAY.
SO I WILL FUCK THIS SUBREDDIT.
HERE IS THE MESSAGE TO YOU, BOARD OWNER AND MODS.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET CRUSHED BY CONSTRUCTION TRUCK AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN DOWN INTO THE RIVER FROM THE HILLS AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH WHEN YOU ARE ALL COOKING DURING COOK YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH HOT PAN YOUR HANDS GET BURNED PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBER GET A CANCER AND DIE.
I HOPE YOU ALL GET GASSED AND DIE!
THERE IS EXTREME LIGHTING THAN EVER BEFORE DURING CLOUDY DAY AND RAIN. THANKS TO GLOBAL WARMING.
SO I WISH WHEN A STRONGEST LIGHTING COMES TO YOUR BODY YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ALL DIE PAINFULLY WHEN YOU SEAT IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR.
I WISH SOMEONE KIDNAPS YOU, FORCED YOU DRINK POISON AND LOCK YOU UP UNTIL YOU DIE!
I WISH YOU FALLEN DOWN FROM STAIR AND YOUR BACKBONE BROKEN PERMANENTLY SO YOU WILL BE BED RIDDEN FOREVER.
I WISH YOU LOSE IN FOREST WITH NO ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND POISON SNAKE BITES YOU. YOU WILL DIE AS THERE IS NO HOSPITAL IN FOREST.
I WISH STRONGEST LARGEST EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN MID NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE IN DEEP SLEEP THEN YOUR HOUSE WILL BE DESTROYED AND YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE BEATS YOU AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE CHOP YOUR FINGERS.
I WISH YOU ALL GET TORTURED BY SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
I WISH YOU SHOT YOURSELF ACCIDENTALLY WHILE YOU HOLD A GUN.
I WISH YOU ALL GET CHOKED AND DIE.
I WISH YOU ALL GET RAPED BY A SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
IT IS NOTHING WRONG FOR WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN.
I WISH SEXY WOMAN RAPE BY USING WOMAN ON TOP (COWGIRL SEX POSTITON) IN A TIGHT WAY THAT YOUR PENIS WILL BE BROKEN.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GETS EBOLA AND DIE!!!
I WISH SOMEONE THROW YOU FROM TALLER BUILDING AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE PUT YOUR HEAD TO ROPE SO THAT YOU DIE PAINFULLY
REDDIT WOULD BE FINISHED BY ME.
I WILL KEEP MESSING THIS BOARD UNTIL I GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
I AM SO SAD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
I AM ALONE.
MOST INDIAN PARENTS TELL THEIR DAUGHTER THAT DON'T INTERACT TO OPPOSITE SEX UNTIL THEY ARE FORCED MARRIED TO CONSERVATIVE STUPID MAN.
I HATE MARRIAGE AND IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP
We will win the war
We will do racism against Indian young woman.
THEY MUST SUFFER!!!!!!
Discriminate against them and replace them with Open Minded European/EAST Asian Women
Most Indian women especially young are closed minded and they don't want to hug opposite sex. They are over sensitive and defective.
I prefer my girlfriend to be European or Asian women.
I like Indian women or black women
But Indian women are defective so it is better to start radicial discrimination against them!!!!!
Indian women are defective!!!
We will replace Indian women population with beautiful european/asian women slowly without violence!!!!!!!!!!
My two forces will be mess this subreddit until I got girlfriend.
I have two force.
M5 - guards main area of my house.
M6 - guards other area of my house.
Powerful forces.
The force is powerful!!!!!!!! :) :)
THE FORCE IS ALWAYS THERE!!!
The force is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plug appliance wrong outlet, bad idea...yes much bad idea!
120VAC appliance go BOOM. Smoke.. maybe fire! Voltage potential too great for components. Electric arc maybe, yes danger!
sampled the fbi knocking on his door, absolute madman
On #InternationalMensDay let us remember that the suicide rate among men is unacceptably high, and that the leading cause of men's suicidal thoughts is people who won't STFU and go bother somebody else
Today I learned that a) Hebephilia is a thing and that b) it is not an unhealthy attraction to Sarah Silverman or Fran Druscher.
I'm not sure about fart but while defacation the rectal pressure is about 55mmHg ~ 1.06PSI Edit: the urge to defacation occurs at 18mmHg of rectal pressure Source: I'm a doctor
"A rootless minority that survives entirely through predatory, non-productive activities."
The government hates competition.
that's dumb, jesus can just slide his hand right off the dick and the cross, the ballsack should have been treated as the head of the nail, holding his hand against the post
I've lived in Japan for ten years and I can confirm that 'Omedetou gozaimasu' is JP for 'All gays must die'. The virtue signalling mistranslation is a conspiracy started by SJW Sailor Moon fans in an attempt to culturally whitewash the greatest and straightest nation in the world
15 USC 2614(1), 2615(b)(1) & 40 CFR 795.250(c)(6)(ii)(C)(8) make it a federal crime to refuse to check whether pregnant lab rats get diarrhea when testing the neurotoxicity of a chemical under the Toxic Substances Control Act.
Tickling is a pornagraphic fetish, but its usually consensual. The stuff going on in this documentary is fucked up even to the fetish enthusiasts, because it breaks a ton of ethics.
THOT = That Hoe Owes Taxes
AFAICT, buttplug-js and @buttplugio related node libraries and applications are not affected by the event-stream and flatmap-stream takeover issues on npm. That said, continue putting javascript in your butt at your own risk.
>Is anyone aware for what purpose leftists are pushing this global warming issue so hard? How does it benefits them?
having a habitable planet to continue living on i think
A world thatfs like dnd but magic is in the form of crushed up crystals that the wizards have to snort
Do what you will with this idea
at this juncture who hasnt killed hitler
>>849
I think this is the lore behind Mage Knight Board Game. Or maybe not, but it totally could be.
"If you want to see stars, look up at night" Black Science Man
who cares, james joyce was a pretentious hack
xdddd it's an entire book of nonsensical gibberish so quirky and avant garde
or let's not forget his magnum opus:
xdddd it's an entire book where half the words make no sense together and the other half are in latin to show how smart and cultured i am xddddddddddd im so fucking COOL have you seen my eyepatch
I saw these on 8ch Venezuela's board.
Literally right next to the "how to cook rat" thread.
Sooo
I can't roleplay hunting down gay people in fallout 76? Some of these people should check out new Vegas and Caesars legion....
> shocking homophobia attack
Everyone should have a mandatory year spent on 4chan.
I can see why they are called lost... They all support a false religion belief system in the guise of Christianity....
So, I can rate this 1 because my belief system, but it's put to get very well...So 5 for over all storytelling....
Fat-ass, lazy smoketards donft like being told to clean up theirs fucking act.
Get caught littering a cigarette butt and you ought to have to eat it, but these Homers would probably eat the plastic couple off of a wedding cake.
he's not gay, he'd just rather suck a dick than stay married to her
vc: boy
It's probably my favorite thing in my daughter's room (besides my daughter).
The show turns up its politics starting in Season 5, becoming pretty blatant neoliberal ecumenism.
MLP from S5 onwards is literally them visiting other lands/species and overthrowing or 'influencing' nations that don't follow the friendship ideology (coded as a free trade/liberal cosmopolitanism). They overthrow a town that is strawmanned Marxism, and help support a changeling dissident who ends up dethroning his queen and creating a govt that is amenable to the 'good' nation. There's no mass warfare in the latter situation either, despite the changelings having thousands of warriors trained to distrust outsiders. Seems like an idealised Iraq in the eyes of neocons.
Even in less major cases, there's a clear strain of 'uplifting' backwards and xenophobic nations by opening up trade and preaching your values to them, cf. the yaks and griffons.
And oh lord let's not forget the dragons (the ponies' dragon helps 'install' a dragon leader who is amenable to friendship and Equestria). Thorax is basically Spike & Ember elided into the same character and applied to a different species & that species' government. Both happened within the same season, so there's definitely a trend.
The show's ideology seems to elide religious missionaries and neoliberal trade-ecumenism.
EDIT: Re: the Marxism town, it's portrayed as wilting and desolate, whereas later on (after the change) it's prosperous and extending trade tendrils to the rest of Equestria. It'll be interesting to know what the show writers think about Iran and North Korea, hmm...
umineko really is just japanese homestuck, huh
"Turn in your guns, pass the cyber security act" - Justin Biebler
"I was going to call my dad to ask him a question about my bank account"
That was the most Jewish thing I've heard all month.
Racism is a relatively new concept that has no factual basis and will not be remembered in a few hundred years. Speakers like JonTron will be on the right side of history.
>>861
huh. not sure i like that idea.
i think of it more like adults having kid arguments.
Don't be too hard on parrot thingy. He had to let Harvey Weinstein fuck him in the mouth for his part. :[
Viper puts the G in LGBT.
every time my wifi goes out i rape someone, so i guess i see where he's coming from
i just observe the major holidays like sport and emotional repression
G3T 0WNED LINUX NERDS
RIP MY NIGGA TERRY DAVIS
LINUX IS FOR NIGGERS
Americans are Russians with more teeth.
disgusting HAIRY ARMPITCORE
...Although "dumb enough for me to rant about on twitter" is a much lower bar than "important enough to write and publish an article about", I will admit.
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 1996 11:28:22 -0400
Subject: ski free!
If this is the correct person, please tell me why the stupid fucking monster
comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy before he gets to the bottom of
the hill. Nothing personal, but this is Sunday morning & I really did not
like the idea of getting eaten by the monster this early. What I am really
trying to say is fix the program or stop making games for the likes of me,
who can't win. Actually, you ruined my day. Have a nice one,
THE WOODMAN
expanding on my precvious point, the earth may be insanely flat, as well as everything on it!
you see, if i were to draw a straight line, would it not be curved if i bend the paper on which it was drawn? similarly(i hate pronouncing that word! ) the earth is flat if the Universe it is contained in is of trapeziodal time-space dimensions. less than being flat, the distance between two points would be the fold-space of the Nav Guild. Of course, this would all be impossible without the melange.
The spice girls must flow! A zig-a-zig ah!
They worshiping God of Rat called Mickey Mouse
95% of comments in here is come from Kiniro Mosaic anime meme.
5% of comments in here is honestly like this finish metal song. Ummm
After scrolling through the wiki, I learned that Slog can only use his vomit missile if he's standing on some liquid. At first i was disappointed, but then I had an idea: "If all he needs is some liquid, why not puke it at him?" After testing, I have confirmed that Slog can and does use "slime" to power his phlegm hose. This means that the player can take beguile and slime glands (then 5 MP worth of other mutations), go to Golgotha, seduce Sloggy, then power his booger cannon with your slime glands. Sure if anyone's noticed this before, so I thought I'd share.
Ok let me just break this down in a way you can understand:
Greetings! Hey there. How are you? Light be with you. Kingfs honor, friend. Well met. Be careful! For the Alliance. Can I help you? I supply only the finest goods. Go with honor, friend.
It has been brought to our attention that this video is old, the lady HAD been identified BUT apparently there was no news of her being prosecuted or whatsoever.
See I know what you mean but now all I can imagine is a centurion covered in salt dabbing furiously over the ruins of Carthage
I'm 3 months old and I listen to death grips. guess I'm just mature for my age 0.o
In fact, if you are really looking for a private detective agency, then I can advise one pretty good agency. I addressed there myself when I needed to find one person, so I think they can help you there too. So, feel free to try. I think for you, this can be a great idea, here is a link to this agency https://infidelityprivateinvestigators.com.au/blog/. Good luck.
Sink pissers ruin the ecology of their sink drains.
Enjoy your piss gelatin.
Mmmm. Chocolate Saberface Loli MLK. Licks lips I have a dream indeed.
Apparently the new Spiderman: Into The Spider Verse movie was so good the kid in front of me got too excited and shat themselves in the middle of it.
Not sure what was worse, the smell or that I still stayed till the end (this was last night).
I'm a little worried about the logistics of the toy; in the past I've found Tenga eggs really unsatisfying and unnatural-feeling if they haven't been left in a hot water bath to warm up, so I'm thinking I might buy a self-contained fondue kit and use it to keep a few gallons of lube heated nicely, to be ladled into the Pussy portion of the dismembered 20lb of Pussy and Ass whenever it needs a little warmth or lubrication.
Can I sue my parents for birthing me without consent?
I didn't really choose to have this life (or body) and I don't really like it.
Occurred to me lately the difference between progressive facts and guardian facts.
Liberal/progressive facts: If enough of us feel a certain way, itfs a fact.
Conservative/guardian facts: Itfs a fact if you can walk it outside and hold it under sunlight, regardless how it makes you feel.
Learn #Gaelic with the Wu Tang Clan!
Named after one of Scotlandfs oldest clans the WTC have been exploring rapfs gritty roots in the Inner Hebrides.
Clann Wu Tang - Wu Tang Clan
Mortair Aodainn-Taibhse -Ghostface Killah
Thoir sùil air mo ghrothlach - check out my gravel pit
I looked up at him lovingly and whispered "What you thinking about sweetie?" and he responded "Abigail's jab doesnt seem like a consistent anti-air, I wonder what other normals I can use in those situations"
Abraham and Sarah fled to Egypt during a time of famine. Abraham knowing Sarah was a dime piece said "Look here Boo, you fine as hell, they prolly gon kill me and take you they find out you my ol lady. So, we just gonna say you're my sister." They went into Egypt. Pharoh caught a glimpse of Sarah and smashed. Then he got a disease and figured out she was Abe's girl and was like "Hey yo, Abe, why'd you lie bro? Got my dick burning and shit." Abe told him about his fear of being merc'd cause Sarah was fine as hell. Pharoh was pissed but not one to skimp on the bill of services rendered loaded Abe and ol girl up with loot. Like tons of it. Gold, and such, making Abe a very rich man. Now with his pockets full of dough and his wife used like a hoe Abe journeyed back to Isreal. Pimpin' ain't easy. A few years later when they were senior citizens and ready to settle down (they were like 90) they tried to start a family. No luck. So big pimpin' prayed on it. And the Lord came to Abe and said "Oh you gonna have a son. And I shall give him a Kingdom. Just have faith." So time went on, the two old people kept banging away to no avail and Sarah got pissed. "You said we were gonna have a baby. Where he at?" She gestured ghetto like. Abe just rubbed his temples, this wasn't the first time they've had this argument. "We ARE, you just have to have faith in God's plan." This was too much for Sarah, the last straw. "JuSt GoTtA hAvE fAiTh." She mocked. " Look, I'm old as shit, you definitely old as shit and I'm tired of waiting..." "What do you suggest I do!" Abe interrupted "he said we would have a son, and he would give him a kingdom! We just gotta wait!" Sarah looked at him in disbelief, "D-Did you just interrupt me? Oh hell naw, I tell you what, I'm tired of waiting. You gonna fuck Hagar." That caught Abe by surprise "Say what? Like hell I am." "Like hell you ain't. Remember Egypt? I've done things for you, it's time you do things for me!" Long story short Hagar got got. She gave birth to a son named Ishmeal. Abe loved him dearly. A few years later God popped back up "Hey man, sorry bout that, I've been busy, so where did we leave off? Oh yeah, the son and kingdom stuff, yeah, right so go bang Sarah and she will conceive." Abe went and dropped the D on Sarah, again, and indeed this time she became pregnant. She gave birth to Isaac. Now overtime Sarah became bitter and jealous of the attention Abe spent on Hagar and Ishmeal and demanded that Abe cast them out. "What do you mean tell them to leave? He's my son Sarah!" "He'S mY sOn..." Sarah mocked. "Get rid of 'em that skank and that kid ain't nothing but a distraction. We got our own family now." She hugged Isaac closer. "Get rid of 'em." Abe went to pray "My Lord what about Ishmeal? what should I do?" The Lord replied "Right, right the raped slaves kid. Yeah, ok, ok, umm... he gets a kingdom too. But he will be at war, with literally everyone. They will all hate him. But he gets taken care of too. No worries bro." So, under pressure from his wife and reassured by the Lord Abe took the Slave and his first born son and drove them from his home. The first recorded surrgate mother was a raped slave and her reward was being cast into the desert with a young child and no child support. A few years later God called upon Abe to sacrifice Isaac as an offering, just to see if he'd do it. Abe was just about to plunge the knife into Isaac's chest when God was like "LMAO fam, can't believe you where really gonna do it. Dude, take a parenting class or something. Here sacrifice this ram instead." That was probably an awkward father son moment no doubt. Anyway, Ishmeal went on to become the father of the Muslims and Isaac went on to be the father of the Jews, and Abe went on to be glorified as a great husband and father. So in my opinion this whole middle east drama over Isreal and who gets what is just nothing more than a fucking family squabble over who is entitled to the birthright. Is it the first born son Ishmeal or the younger brother Isaac? I say time share that shit and save us all a headache
would but looks kinda crazy, I remember dating a girl who looked like that and she broke up with me because I was shooting dope like it was her business. Anyways she looks hippie crazy tier but still would shag.
I'd read an article about a guy eating 18 chicken breasts. That would be more interesting that this garbage.
Who is listening in [C U R R E N T Y E A R]?
Who knew this song before [popular thing it was in]?
Man [Other version] of [Insert song here] was much better.
Who is here from [popular thing] that [this song was featured in]?
In my universe, people who consume too much drugs may end up "perma-baked" and sent to the fantastic High-earth. Soon after, they will find themselves with a "trip-rite", a special power inspired by whatever drug that got them there.
This world has existed for millennia, and as such has a very large population at this point. Procreation doesn't exist as they are merely a consciousness that resembles their physical self on Earth. They can still die, however. Animals also exist on this planet, but the vast majority are native to it.
Most people see this place as some sort of drug paradise, while others (the minority) want to return home, a feat that only the legendary Tom Dragonkief has said to have done.
EDIT: Keep in mind that the story I am writing in this universe is what I like to call stoner fantasy
>ride a caragor to a caragor-fearing captain's place
>I'M FINNA BOUTTA SKIN YOU AND BOIL YOU MANSWINE PINKSKIN
>close-up on him instantly cowering in fear right afterwards
So we bombed Japan and got anime, and we bombed the Serbs and got this. does that mean we should keep bombing in hopes of more art?
The joke, never quite funny, and already taken too far, now takes on a more sinister edge. We are now trapped in our bacon future. Everything smells dead, salty, crispy. Nothing is untainted by the scent, the texture, the colors of hog-drippings. The animals eat our trash, and we eat them, and we are the trash. gThrow us away,h we shout in unison, and history obliges.
They're too tiny for that games 😂😂😂 They should love there self, because they're already too small...
Here we go, expert on Javanese islamist fashion
I feel really sorry for anyone who stumbles across this video with no idea who these two artists are.
I was once in talks to join a game with an old acquaintance, and was invited to hang out and watch a session/meet the players before I made my own character and jumped in to play.
I was fine with this, and so I showed up to find your typical smattering of edgy and snowflake characters, but nothing too bad.
Except for the pedomancer who killed children then resurrected them as his slaves.
Everyone was fine with this. After about an hour I stood up and said I had to go. Never went back, never talked to that old acquaintance again.