sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
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The true hero of Watchmen was the comic book industry pretending Alan Moore didn't murder the superhero genre with a brick and reviving it by reprinting the same stories but now with cuss words
so did nazies.
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Salvador Dalí was legendary for jiggling his dirlywanger in front of models and guests, and Diogenes made a cottage industry out of spanking his spanakopita in the marketplace (according to legend, when challenged on his public pud-thumping, the famed “cynic” replied, “If only it were so easy to soothe hunger by rubbing an empty belly.” That’s some good old-fashioned ancient Greek logic right there).
After life has burned away from the surface, one final android walks the Earth malfunctioning and believing he is Rodney Dangerfield. "My mother, she didn't write my name in my underwear," he says as his circuitboard finally melts away, "She wrote 'do not resuscitate."
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woke: at least people having relationships with a 2D body pillow don't breed
bespoke: we're all just 3D body pillows for 4D lifeforms anyway
A female anus generally smells substantially better than a males hairy anus, both it itself and what emanates from it. There, I said it.
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ITT: Arbitrary definitions of geopolitical boundaries and ethnic classifications made by people who can barely tie their shoes.
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Seeing other young girls meet Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr sends me into a blinding rage.
These little bitches think they're Beatles fans, but they're not. They're stupid ass posers who don't love them HALF as much as I do. Whenever I see a young girl up on stage with them, I want to reach through my computer screen and strangle that dumb bitch to death. Makes me absolutely SICK that these younger, prettier girls get to meet them, but me, a person who obsesses over them 24/7 and wants to be their friend more than anything in the world DOESN'T, just because I can't afford a front row seat to their concert and I'm not some obnoxious little attention whore like these tweens ant teens.
Seriously, they can go burn in hell. I hope they all perish in fiery car crashes on their way home from the concerts. They deserve nothing but a slow and painful death for taking stealing the affection of MY BABIES!!!! I seriously want to hurt myself over the thought of never meeting the Beatles. I'm so depressed and filled with self-hatred every day. I'm starting to think the only way I will ever get their attention is if I kill myself over them and then my story gets on the news, and in fact, death will be the ONLY way I could meet TWO of them!! That might be the only way they will understand how much I love them. I'm not even joking about this. I'm shaking as I'm typing and thinking about cutting my fucking wrists and then posting the picture to Twitter so Paul and Ringo see the emotional damage they cause me when they meet other girls.
all these people talking about horse porn and im like where is the horse porn
I'm not gonna lie I still have my dick in my hand but I just couldn't stay away from those a e s t h e t i c s
>>925 close, a certain well-known vaporwave song, uploaded to pornhub for some reason
i wonder what kind of porn you have to be looking at for it to show up in the related videos
Theres an odd situation that occurs when anime Avi says "nigga" where one cannot know their race and therefore it can be considered both racist and not racist at the same time. I have dubbed this phenomenon "Schrodinger's Nigga"
chelsea manning just personally told josh sawyer she liked fallout: new vegas, while a ticker informed that“COMRADE_MIKU”donated $4.20
but then also a hundred things like this are happening every minute
Sometimes you'll see a puddle of saliva dripping from an open vent above you, uh, don't walk under those.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand understand understand understand understand understand the concept of love
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I'm suddenly very aware of the lack of female cereal characters. Prolly Cheerios tho cuz I bet they tight af.
Gotta get that honey nut
Harry Potter fans: it’d be cool if we had some Harry Potter trivia
JK Rowling: dumbledore is gay
HPF: haha cool
JK: they often have mutual masturbation sessions in the hufflepuff dormitories HPF: what
JK: everyone used to shit themselves
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What if my dick is so long it touches my butthole and tickles it?
So the year is 1999. Star Wars 1 just came out and it was everywhere. As a garbage man in San Francisco in particular, I noticed a plethora of star wars themed trash. Nothing out of the ordinary, lots of toy boxes, plates and hats from kids birthdays, that kind of stuff. Well one day we're on the routine early morning pick up and we come across what looks like a body wrapped in black trash bags and duct tape next to the dumpster of a local night club. Me and this other guy pick it up together kind of cautiously and realize it's way too light to be an actual body and think it must be a mannequin or something. We unwrap it right there and realize holy shit! It's a life size Darth Maul mannequin. Score! However I look at my buddy and he has a horrified look on his face and just stares at Maul's Sith regions. There is a massive purple dildo glued to the front, and looks like they had drilled out a hole in his dark side buns to do their own trench run. And let's just say some proton torpedoes had definitely been fired in it. I gagged a bit and grabbed him by the boots and tossed him into the compactor. That was one I'll never forget
To paraphrase a crackhead "You made your bed, get fucked in it"
No one: .......
JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock
waiter: anything to drink?
JK Rowling: the sorting hat can fuck but chooses not to
Honestly I wish we could live in an ancap society so I could have bought you as a baby and had you work in the fields or whatever. Truly the utopia we both deserve.
Hey, newsflash OP, your personality is not made up of the actions you take
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Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent.
thats delusional. is it background gas? ambient worms? i am god and king. i am jesys christ. believe with me as i am or suffer and die by your own doings
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YouTube are apparently removing all conspiracy content. This means I need to defend the speech of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers.
Super.
Would be nice if someone who isn't mental could have their free speech attacked so people can stop being mad at me.
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global warming has gone full trans. It now identifies with winter
Roided up terminators wearing stuffed bras beating the fucking shit out of women in sports they trained their whole lives for is the funniest thing in the world to me and the best thing about diversity.
thinking about becoming an extremely obscure and opinionated cleric who issues a stream of bizarre fatwas about fairground rides
Don’t people who go on cruises realize that you can have severe diarrhea in the comfort of your own home?
We also miss one other thing: The animals are unable to have paper babies, which was a really good aspect of Mr. Shingu’s Paper Zoo. The baby animals always inherited the colours of the mother and the father animals, you basically had some awesome breeding possibilities.
chuck norris jokes celebrate outdated machismo and neoliberal settler bootstrapping, shaggy memes celebrate the disaffected, aimless proto-millennial layabout through retooling pop cultural signifiers
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An orc taking the red pill would just realize that he is an orc.
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It's the beauty of socialism: getting Rabbis to load the trains.
>>966
So is the alt-right in favor of socialism now because it makes the Jews turn on each other? I haven't been keeping up with politics.
I only voted for Donald Trump because I have submission fetish.
I've fantasized about being under the rule of a dictator ever since I can remember. Every relationship I've ever had has been a 24/7 dominance and submission lifestyle.
My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex.
Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night.
Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.
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so what i'm hearing is a group of fish > maroon 5
It's long been theorized that lesbians don't exist. Perhaps, most lesbians aren't genuinely attracted to the same sex like they claim, they're too ugly to get a man so they lean towards the same sex. Not to mention, studies have found that a large percentage of lesbians have had sex with multiple men before in their life. I will be doing more research on this subject in the coming days.
First of all, I'm still trying to figure out how Shaggy became a massive meme. I don't find it funny at all, but that my personal opinion. And the fact that people are still asking for it, even after the devs have confirmed that he won't be making it into MK11 annoys the hell out of me.
Secondly, Mortal Kombat is a violent fighting game. The characters/fighters in the game are unique, badass and they scream violence/gore. Shaggy is a fucking cartoon character ffs, instead of making petitions for Shaggy(and people signing for that shit), I don't see people asking for other characters that suit the MK universe so well, for example Doomguy, Duke Nukem, Pennywise, Hellraiser, Micheal Myers or any other worthy characters, instead of that fucking dipshit Shaggy.
Sorry everyone, no offence to Shaggy, Scooby Doo is part of my childhood, but this whole Shaggy shit has gone way too far. I hope he doesn't ever makes it into this or any other upcoming MK games. The last thing I don't want to see is a franchise being ruined because of some stupid suggestions.
I keep seeing this term "uwu" going around and nobody in the mainstream media covering it.
It means:
Ultimate
White
Unity
And it's being used as a dog-whistle for white supremacists. @splcenter @NAACP please expose these ppl! @MSNBC @CNN @HuffPost @nytimes
I will tell you guys what; I didn't used to believe in this stuff about reptilians. However, I am not just a believer, I know it exist.
It seems as though the reptilians are unable to keep their shape if they are experiencing extreme emotions. I worked for a big telecomm company and I had this boss that enjoyed on a Draconian level to make people suffer. She would target a new person every quarter, and just make their lives hell until they eventually quit. When they hired me, I noticed that she made several satanic gestures with her hands during meetings, etc. After having worked with her, and giving what she thought was the right response over time to her gestures, she thought I was one of them (at the very least a Satanist). So, she took me under her wing to train, and she started sharing with me some of her thought about people. They were extremely dark and draconian, but I had no idea how dark. One day, she offered me a promotion, to a management position. She like to put people in positions of power that she felt she could control, so that she could get away with some heinous, even illegal activity. I refused, and soon became the target of her evil deeds. She would always ask if I feared her, which I did not, and when I said no, she would get really angry.
Now, I digress, but here is something that I learned. It seems as though these reptilians shapeshift with something that is comparable to a refresh rate on a computer. So you know how you cannot see your computer or TV blinking but it is, it is just doing it at a much faster rate than the eye can see. I think their shapeshifting works that way, and with a well trained eye, just like you can train yourself to see a computer refresh blinking, you can see a reptilian shapeshift.
So, I went to get Lasik surgery. Shortly there after, I notice not only had I been able to see 20/10, but I could now see things I did not even know exist before. Also, I could focus on objects for a lot longer than the before. So after the surgery, she was moving in for the "kill" with me to fire me (which didn't work). However, I got her so upset during this meeting that she started to shapeshift before my eyes. First, it was just a skin color change. However, later it was also a texture change, and then a shape change. I was amazed at what I was seeing, and I made certain not to blink during the first 2 minutes or so while seeing it. I finally blinked, at least twice, but the shapeshifting was still occurring. I think then, she caught herself, realized that I had seen (I probably had a shocked look on my face), and she tried to stay calm with a smile on her face and she cut the meeting short. Needless to say, she never did get to fire me, however, after that meeting, she never met with me again. She barely said more than good morning to me after that. Her reptilian/draconian tactics did not stop, she just did it through the managers she had set in place.
After this, I became a true believer. I had never seen anything like this and I would not have believed it if I did not see it with my own eyes.
Why is there no proof? Well, I think that current day technology (i.e., cameras and video equipment) has too slow a refresh rate and/or shutter speed to catch the transition. However, if you know someone that may be a reptilian, get them really upset, and if you look very carefully, you will see a glitch in the matrix. The question is, do you want to blue pill or the red pill. Once you see it, you will never see the world in the same way again and they seem to all know that you are able to see them.
Knowledge is power!
Jay
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>>975
I think if you think back to Launchpad McQuack/Greatest Side-Kick poll that was on gamespot in 2011, you might find an answer. While I also don't believe the Shaggy thing is funny at all, neither did any of the people who were taking part in the pole. It seems like the same relative concept but I could also be way off.
Try explaining "the 2021 American Civil War started with a skirmish between furries and racist bodybuilders" to someone from 2005
>so gay Nazis are a thing?
I have to say, as a German, our Nazi teacher in school taught us that we lost due to the English betrayal and because Göring was dumb, but my own research convinced me that it was because Hitler (asexual) was not gay.
Frederic the Great was raised by his father to be a Spartan fag. He died childless but made a rural, piss-poor minor country - Prussia - into a great power. Even Napoleon trembled at his grave. This is the power of gay supremacy.
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I am going to drink iodine and hope I don't work at mcdonalds until I die.
I dunno, I think a perfectly-okay Jesus birthing himself triumphantly out of a lion's asshole would be pretty neat. Of course given the most common iconography, I guess it would be Jesus getting eaten by the lion in the first place.
I have a feeling the whole "this is my body" line might not be given such preeminence in the religion were that the case.
Or maybe it would?
This fucker came into my gym a couple of weeks ago dressed in that weird getup and I thought he had walked in by accident and gave him directions to the nearest leather club, but he got all fucking aggressive and tried to fight me.
We're not talking about computers or phones at the moment. We are talking about you having to euthanize your cat, because it is the vegan thing to do.
This has nothing to do with pretend pure veganism or competition or anything. Just the simple matter of your cat and what you know you should do. It is very easy to be vegan until the hard choices come up. Listen to yourself talk like people who eat meat talk to us every day. Give fake reasons, spew whataboutisms, it's nothing new.
Yes there are other issues and if you want to talk about them, we can do it separately.
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>homoerotic bullying
How very British
This song was funny in the nineties when people could actually find work that paid for things like housing and food, now it just seems kind of mean.
I am a Grammy nominated songwriter-producer with songs in movies like Rocky Balboa, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Expendables 2 and hundreds of TV shows. If I told up and coming artists and songwriters that working at MacDonalds would make you more money than my yearly royalties, they would think I am a huge liar. Foreign royalties that even pay theatrical royalties only adds up to pennies and under 50 dollars most times, and remember, I am talking the biggest grossing movies and most popular TV shows. ASCAP should be ashamed of itself and I should have my head examined to pursue this career for so long!
Raita designed Valkyria Chronicles 2 kilometers underground, inside SEGA’s maximum security, solitary confinement ward.
No less than fifteen men had high-powered assault weapons trained on his head the entire time, required by law to unload the whole clip should they feel even a fraction of Raita’s power above what was recommended by their top art directors.
The man himself was kept in the center of an empty room, a straitjacket and mask keeping him from any movement. He does not draw you see, he wills a design to life on the sheets of paper you bring near him, and so sheet after sheet was filled with the images of anime soldiers of all shapes and sizes, the lovable crew of Squad Seven.
But they underestimated Raita. Just because he was chained down like a dog did not mean he couldn’t find an outlet for the horny. A rookie soldier, the first day on their job, made the mistake of wandering into daydream; specifically a daydream of anime tiddies.
A drop of water in the desert. Raita’s eyes flashed. Lo and behold Selvaria grew torpedo tits larger than her head. The rookie’s eyes were set alight, the walls began to bleed rust, the screams of pain and lust echoing through the nightmares of all who witnessed this forever.
And yet they could not kill him. “Our contract remains intact. ” He protested behind delighted eyes, as the survivors leveled their weapons on his head. “I used none of my own desires to shape Selvaria. Rather, I was only fulfilling the wishes of our dearly departed little friend.”
One day, no soldiers came into the room. Instead, one man approached Raita in the center, a piece of paper in hand.
“Good afternoon. My name is Takashi Takeuchi. I’d like to hire you for our FGO project! ”
Raita watched him with curious eyes as Takeuchi began to undo the straitjacket’s belts.
“What are you doing? ”
“Well how are you supposed to draw anything without hands? ”
Raita smiled.
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So since I was 14, I have been attracted to nerdy men, but not because of their genitalia or I want to fuck their genitals, I'm specifically sexually aroused by their thighs after reading about nerds who strangled other men to death with their thighs. I get very aroused at these cases and stories, and 9 years later I feel exactly the same about nerds and their thighs.
I am not the only person to feel this way, there's a subreddit called r/Thighsexual which even has a Discord server dedicated to it. Thighsexual is named after the body part we're turned on by.
So recently I came out to my mother. My mom always thought I was gay and I told my mom I'm not gay so she asked me if I was interested in getting a wife, I said no. She seemed so disappointed and I told her, with tears in my eyes, that I am a Thighsexual. She paused for a moment, replying monotonously with ''what the fuck is that?'' and I explained to her that it means I basically want to fuck the thighs of nerdy men and get strangled by their thighs. She retched and started yelling at me and throwing coat hangers at me, storming out the room and calling me a freak.
i dont have autism but i have a friend who knows someone with autism and i guess thats kinda a compkiment right? being told you type like someone an age older than you. XD
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No excuses part: I'm not about to learn advanced algebra just to make somebody happy.
Indeed, nonsense is nonsense and yours is not welcome here. Thread locked.