[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (567)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:48 [No]

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:49 [No]

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:49 [No]

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:52 [No]

( ・ω・) I need a job.

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 17:00 [No]

In other news, the Pervocolypse continues as annoying
comic foil Beady Eyes takes over children's programming
for DQN TV after their flagship show Everybody L-
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6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 22:32 [No]

PREVIOUSLY, ON EVERYBODY LOVES CLONEPA...
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137650290/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1268174692/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1365955937/

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 02:57 [No]

( ・ω・) I should do that hanging on a palm tree bit again, that was good.

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 05:30 [No]

( ・ω・) Also were never doing a cold open again

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 12:58 [No]

( ・ω・) Hmm, it seems oddly quiet in here... as though someone or something were missing...

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8864 18:49 [No]

(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・) ....

( ・ω・) Where are the other clones?

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8865 03:44 [No]

( ・ω・) Where's my pants?

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8865 16:43 [No]

( ・ω・) WHERE'S MY SUMMER SAUSAGE???

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8868 22:26 [No]

( ・-・) Hahaha! Just as I planned!

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8869 21:47 [No]

( ・ω・) Yay! Your plan worked!

( ・ω・) I'm so happy for you!

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 01:51 [No]

( ・ω・) Welp, time to die!

( xωx)

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 17:24 [No]

( ・-・) YES!!!!!!!

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8873 23:31 [No]

( ・ω・) Woohoo!

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8875 23:39 [No]

( ・ω・) Now it's your turn!

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 02:08 [No]

( ・-・) Yep! Time to start my new super-fun kids shows!
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Didn't you just die?

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8880 21:58 [No]

( ・ω・) No, that was me.

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8884 21:51 [No]

( ・ω・) Anyway, as I was saying, now it's your turn to die!

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8885 19:59 [No]

( ・-・) The whole recurring "Beady Dies" subplot is startlingly formulaic.
( ・-・) In fact,
( ・m・) you might say,
（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole "not being alive" thing.

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8885 20:51 [No]

( ・ω・) It's easy! Just put Xs over your eyes like this.
( xωx)
( ・ω・) And then cease all metabolic functions. You can do it!

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8890 20:34 [No]

( ・ω・) Go on, I believe in you!

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8890 20:58 [No]

( ・-・) NO!
( ・-・) Anyway, I have to create a new awesome kid show to replace your totally lame one that even though it was hugely popular I never met a single person who watched it not even me.

( ・-・)
( ・-・) You suck.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8890 23:01 [No]

( ・ω・) Not even a little bit? C'mon, it's not like you're using those metabolic functions for anything important anyway.

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8891 19:52 [No]

( ・ω・) Like this.
( xωx)
( ・ω・) Come on, you can do it!

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8891 21:19 [No]

( ・-・) God, alright, fine, if it'll shut you up already.

( x-x)

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8891 23:31 [No]

| ･ิω･ิ) Check his pulse.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8892 19:03 [No]

( x-x) No, there's no need to do that. I'm definitely dead.

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8892 19:20 [No]

( x-x) That wasn't me talking, by the way. That was gas leaking out of my bloated, rotting corpse.

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 20:51 [No]

( x-・)
( x-x) pfssssssssssssssssssssssssss

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8893 20:58 [No]

| ･ิω･ิ) Well his eyes are x's. As a doctor I know that means he's dead.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8894 15:31 [No]

| ･ิω･ิ) Throw him in the liquifier.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8894 17:50 [No]

( ・ω・) Right away, sir!

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8894 22:13 [No]

Heave ho!
Wait! I'm not dblurblbeblurbleblrublebubrbrbl
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37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8901 23:35 [No]

( ・ω・) Ahh, I'll miss Beady Eyes...

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8901 23:49 [No]

( ・ω・) Right after we drink him.

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8902 22:16 [No]

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8904 06:21 [No]

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