( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( xΦx)xΦx)xΦx) hrrrrrrkkkkkk
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(@EΦEj let's eat mum, mum[i]![/i]
( LΦ`) You ate Mum years ago.
( LΦ`) Some of you did. They're probably long dead now.
( LΦ`) Poor Mumsy.
( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!
( EΦE)EΦE)EΦE)EΦE)EΦE) Hello everyone! Our name is Clonepa!
In other news, Star of the hit show "Everybody Loves Clonepa" Dropped his beloved partner and sidekick Beady Eyes this morning under the the claims that he was "Old" And "Stinky" Later that night a Drunken Beady Eyes was spotted urinating on Clonepa's Furni-
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( EΦE) I need a new summer sausage.
( EΦE) That much is clear. But where...
But little did they know, it was winter in Italy
( EΦE) Here we are in beeeeyoutiful Italy!
( EΦE) Look over there, it's the Eiffel Tower!
( EΦE) Right there, under all the snow and discarded Domino's Pizza boxes!
( EΦE) Wait a minute, this isn't Verona, Italy; it's Verona, Indiana!
( EΦE) Everybody back onboard the Puce Moose!
---cue travel montage again---
( EΦE) Well, we're finally here in beautiful Muncie, Italy!
( (#)ΦE) I don't think pasta's all it's cracked out to be, anyways.
(EΦE) Now for Clonepa with the weather.
(EΦE) Omega storms all afternoon
(EΆE) fuck
( ʖ ) Hola Clonemigo! I am stereotypical Italy Personage, here to converse in stereotypical Italy Personage ways with youse.
(E-E) Fuck off.
( EΦE) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.
( EΦE) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.
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(@EΦEjAnother one is repeating itself? Do we need to get the liquifier running again?
( LΦ`) The liquifiers ran day and night. We were this close to snuffing it out when he arrived.
( LΦ`) He looked around and left, and then we snuffed it out.
( EΦE) BROTHER!
A team of scientists announced today in the wake of Applefs latest technological offerings that ganyone still a fan of this shit must be clinically retardedh.
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(|||ΦEjHello everybody! My name is Ringupa!
(|||ΦEjYou all die in a week now!
(|||ΦEjYou are already dead. You got liquified alive a while back.
(|||ΦEjYou were tasty.
(|||ΦEjIn any case, the rest of you viewers at home should get your affairs in order before September 9156, 1993.
(|||ΦEjBecause you'll die then when I crawl out of your monitor or TV or smartphone or tablet or other display device and kill you on that date.
( EΦE) I know how this goes. It's time for the appropriate countermeasures.
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( EΦE)Π I'm pointing at you!
( EΦE)Π Yeah, you!
( E-E) No, you.
( EΦE)Π Not you, bubblebutt. The guy next to you!
( EΦE)Π It's actually you, you're pointing at yourself!
( E-E) Can we please go to commercial and end this stupidity?
( EΦE)Π ( EΦE)Π You shut your mouth, complainypants.
( E-E) Put the lowercase sigma back inside your pants where it belongs, you deviants. There are children watching.
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₍₍(ง˘Φ˘)ว⁾⁾ Think I'll dance instead.
( EΦE) It aired. Lowest ratings ever.
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( EΦE) Even lower than when we accidentally left the cameras on while they were in a storage locker.
( E-E) But I'm still writing it!
(EΝE) Never mind that hack scriptwriter. Is that RANTA CLAUS I see?!
R(LxM)Ι Can anyone explain the EVA reference in the new Star Wars
(╭ರ_⌣́) Ethylene-vinyl acetate is used as padding in Stormtroopers' costumes.
(EΝE) They say two weeks, but I heard the quarantine is going to last until the end of the month.
( EΦE) If someone sneezes near you, that's assault and you can use deadly force to defend yourself!
(EΝE) Wait, are we talking about the coronavirus or about Text Art formatting?