( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

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( ・ω・) It's as easy as typing "sage" in the link field.

Hallo ich heiße Clonepa

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( ・ω・) Do you want to join my club? The Ku Klux Clonepa Club

( ・ω・) Is Gikopoi still around? We should carve out our own autonomous zone there and run out of food!

(・∀・) Dibs on being the gun-toting rapper who butts in, assaults people and brings the cops down on us!

(・∀・) Bjerk.

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　　　　　(　 ( ・ω・)　Hello Everyone! Our Halloween Special will not be shown
　　　　　｀u-｀u-u´　as everyone has been wearing masks for 7 months already.　

( ・ω・) Go be a faggot somewhere else, Beady.

( ・ω・) Instead of a Halloween special, we will be showing a best of Clonepa's Synchronized Extravaganzas, with a heartwarming tribute to our dear departed Ice Cream Clonepa.

( ・ω・) It's not even December yet.

( ・ω・)⚔(・-・ ) Have at you!

( ・ω・) We are all one.

( ・ω・) I’ll never forget the feeling of your cold skin against mine and the sight of those haunted blue eyes usually so full of mirth, as you slowly dragged me downward into the watery graveyard where the ruined home of your people lay.

( ・ω・) You should hire someone to dry that place out.

_**Clonepa: Crap Ass**_

Everybody Loves Clonepa will be back after these messages!

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|　･ิω･ิ) Sometimes, life is hard when you're too hard. Do you think that you or a loved one may have uncontrollable boner syndrome? Ask your doctor if Castrato™ is right for you. Sideeffectsmayincludeheadachedrowsinessmusclepainsexualdysfunctionblooderuptingviolentlyfromthepenisanddeath.

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|　･ิω･ิ) Castrato™. You deserve to relax.

( ✧≖ω≖) Are you feeling unwell? Have you been getting some strange looks recently? With Cosmepa™ you are prone to become a confident, more beautiful retard.
( ✧≖ω≖) Cosmepa™. For you ugly people out there.

.apenolC si eman yM !enoyreve olleH (・ω・ )

(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) The Shithouse Boys are back.

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( ・-・) I use a trackpad, so I can just scroll sideways

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( ・ω・) I lost my hat.
( ・ω・) Wait, have I never had one?

( ・-・) That's what you think, is it?

( ・ω・) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!

( ・ω・) What's that?

( ・-・) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.

( ・-・) I can hardly wait.

( ・ω・) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?

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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.

( ・ω・) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?

( ・ω・) Oh, so you don't have to go to court every time you kill somebody, right?