( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

₍₍(ง˘ω˘)ว⁾⁾ Think I'll dance instead.

( ・ω・) It aired. Lowest ratings ever.

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( ・ω・) Even lower than when we accidentally left the cameras on while they were in a storage locker.

( ・-・) But I'm still writing it!

(・∀・) Never mind that hack scriptwriter. Is that RANTA CLAUS I see?!

ヽ(´з｀)ﾉ Can anyone explain the EVA reference in the new Star Wars

(╭ರ_⌣́) Ethylene-vinyl acetate is used as padding in Stormtroopers' costumes.

(・∀・) They say two weeks, but I heard the quarantine is going to last until the end of the month.

( ・ω・) If someone sneezes near you, that's assault and you can use deadly force to defend yourself!

(・∀・) Wait, are we talking about the coronavirus or about Text Art formatting?

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( ・ω・) It's as easy as typing "sage" in the link field.

Hallo ich heiße Clonepa

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( ・ω・) Do you want to join my club? The Ku Klux Clonepa Club

( ・ω・) Is Gikopoi still around? We should carve out our own autonomous zone there and run out of food!

(・∀・) Dibs on being the gun-toting rapper who butts in, assaults people and brings the cops down on us!

(・∀・) Bjerk.

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　　　　　(　 ( ・ω・)　Hello Everyone! Our Halloween Special will not be shown
　　　　　｀u-｀u-u´　as everyone has been wearing masks for 7 months already.　

( ・ω・) Go be a faggot somewhere else, Beady.

( ・ω・) Instead of a Halloween special, we will be showing a best of Clonepa's Synchronized Extravaganzas, with a heartwarming tribute to our dear departed Ice Cream Clonepa.

( ・ω・) It's not even December yet.

( ・ω・)⚔(・-・ ) Have at you!

( ・ω・) We are all one.

( ・ω・) I’ll never forget the feeling of your cold skin against mine and the sight of those haunted blue eyes usually so full of mirth, as you slowly dragged me downward into the watery graveyard where the ruined home of your people lay.

( ・ω・) You should hire someone to dry that place out.

_**Clonepa: Crap Ass**_

Everybody Loves Clonepa will be back after these messages!

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|　･ิω･ิ) Sometimes, life is hard when you're too hard. Do you think that you or a loved one may have uncontrollable boner syndrome? Ask your doctor if Castrato™ is right for you. Sideeffectsmayincludeheadachedrowsinessmusclepainsexualdysfunctionblooderuptingviolentlyfromthepenisanddeath.

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|　･ิω･ิ) Castrato™. You deserve to relax.

( ✧≖ω≖) Are you feeling unwell? Have you been getting some strange looks recently? With Cosmepa™ you are prone to become a confident, more beautiful retard.
( ✧≖ω≖) Cosmepa™. For you ugly people out there.

.apenolC si eman yM !enoyreve olleH (・ω・ )

(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) The Shithouse Boys are back.

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　 c―――――――――――――――――――――（ ・ω・）　Long Clonepa is long.
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( ・-・) I use a trackpad, so I can just scroll sideways