( EƒÖE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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( EƒÖE) I lost my hat.
( EƒÖE) Wait, have I never had one?
( E-E) That's what you think, is it?
( EƒÖE) Do you remember the 21st night of September?
( ß ƒŽß) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!
( ß ƒŽß) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!
( EƒÖE) What's that?
( E-E) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.
( E-E) I can hardly wait.
( EƒÖE) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?
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( ß ƒŽß) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.
( EƒÖE) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?
( EƒÖE) Oh, so you don't have to go to court every time you kill somebody, right?
( EƒÖE) Did you know? The counter at the front page is the number of deceased Beady Eyes.
( E-E) The wickwheat is winnowed, and under the harrow, the earth is prepared for planting. The n'wah must die, and their flesh serve to sweeten the soil.
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your address and meet them at home first, where it's safe!
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( EƒÖE) I'm just glad that god is finally dead.
( LƒÖ`) Clonepa, for the last time, that wasn't God, that was the smoke detector.
( EƒÖE) What's the difference?
( LƒÖ`) You don't have an abdomen.
( EƒÖE) Oh, it wasn't a uturus after all. It was just a water balloon.
( EƒÖE) And that wasn't a live human fetus inside it after all, either! It was just a dead human fetus.
( EƒÖE) Our Christmas special was a wet bag of LIES!!!
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( EƒÖE) Wow, I sure fucked that post up.
( EƒÖE) They should make a statue!
( E-E) My mistake, it was actually a Freemason.
(EÍE) Ooh! Ooh! My first guess is the letter 'E'!
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( EƒÖE) I'm trying to grow a Clonepa in Easter hay.
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Later, on today's very special episode of Everybody
Loves Clonepa:
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Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa
Early yin de Mjorningge!
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( E-E) Why are they using the Norwegian cast?
( EƒÖE) We liquified the local cast a while ago, to contain an outbreak of the clone flu.
( E-E) A Clønepå once bit my sister...
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( E-E) Elvis-Aska is utterly irrelevant outside Japan, so shut up about that idiot.
( EƒÖE) You're utterly irrelevant outside 4-ch, so how's about we shut up about you!
( E-E) I'm actually a pretty big deal on tumblr.com.
( LƒÖ`) It's fun to watch the girls who imitate you, trying to get a piece of your fame. They suck on the milkshake, wait to spontaneously fall asleep, and then look sooooo disappointed when they just get fatter.
( LƒÖ`) or even better, get infected with prion disease.
( E-E)@300get!
Next up, we reluctantly let Beady Eyes have another show.
We wouldn't be too upset if you changed the channel now.
"Hey! What is the DEAL with all these fucking cats and ladles anyway?"
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( EƒÖE) He has a mom? News to me!
( LƒÖ`) Someone has to sign his permission slips.
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( E-E) Okay, seriously, what the hell is that noise? Not that noise, the other one.
( EƒÖE) I've been informed that you are listening to your mama's bean enchilada farts.
( EƒÖE) If you listen carefully, you can hear the jiggling as her fat pendulous butt cheeks resonate with the airflow.