Death to big data!
Previously:
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#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
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穢土時代
Actual names of malware:
Mirai botnet
Hajime worm
Rust beats Haskell just by letting you implement a trait for a type in a completely unrelated file
Both Youtube and Facebook think I like trains even though I have never searched for trains before on either site. In fact, I don't think I've ever searched for trains before. Why is this happening? I keep getting train suggestions.
At one point Facebook got the impression that I was very interested in the politics and sports of India. I'm still puzzled about that one.
I hate ``nerd'' culture.
Self-congratulatory assholes celebrate basic tech literacy and participating in mass consumerism. Wow, you know how to use a computer. Such a nerd! Wow, you bought something. Such a nerd! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Congratulations on wasting time on dumb shit like video games. That makes you smart, somehow. At least according to self-proclaimed nerds. Yikes.
《faggot》
「What about these quotes?」
``LaTeX'' or go home, sheeple!
>>240
I watched a train derailment one time at random. All trains since. It overpowers all other interests somehow. Like a salad with hard boiled egg tastes only like hard boiled egg.
All suggestions have been trains. Haven't watched them. It still hasn't learned.
Maybe they don't care that you don't like trains. Perhaps the suggestions are what it WANTS you to watch, not what it thinks you're interested in watching.
I just thought about an idea for kopipe/creepypasta/whatever you want to call it, where your suggested videos are for things like "How to make a noose" and other morbid stuff. Spooky social media suggestions and weird targeted ads.
I have assiduously removed all suggested news stories involving either sports or celebrity drama for several months now. It still appears not to have learned.
>>240,248-251
I don't believe in lizard/pod people but got damn, stuff like that isn't exactly helping my case.
what happens if you play one of those "<song> but it's playing in another room" videos and listen to it from another room
“Quotation marks” he said... “It'll be awesome” he said...
Free me from this posting prison.
Google's captcha started spitting out weirdly pixely images recently, then I realized that they were DQN generated images. So now they use their DQN to create cars/roads/whatever instead of having a set number of set images that are used to check answers.
Python 2: DUDE MOVE ON LMAO
Python 3: DUDE INDENTATION LMAO
Ruby: DUDE DEAD LANGUAGE LMAO
Perl5: DUDE HARD TO READ LMAO
Perl6: DUDE NO ONE USES IT LMAO
C: DUDE PROCEDURAL PROGRAMMING LMAO
C++: DUDE POINTERS LMAO
RPG Maker, Game Maker, Unity, Dreamweaver: DUDE YOU'RE NOT A REAL DEVELOPER LMAO
Markdown: DUDE THIS ISN'T PROGRAMMING LMAO
R: DUDE MACHINE LEARNING LMAO
Adobe Flash/ActionScript: DUDE USE-AFTER-FREE 0-DAYS DELIVERING RANSOMWARE PAYLOADS LMAO
Java: DUDE CLASSES LMAO
Kotlin: DUDE GOOGLE LMAO
Objective-C: DUDE APPLE ABANDONED YOU LMAO
Swift: DUDE OPTIONALS LMAO, DUDE ARGUMENT LABELS LMAO
Haskell: DUDE MONADS LMAO
HTML5: DUDE MOBILE LMAO
Javascript: DUDE FRAMEWORKS LMAO
SQL: SELECT * FROM dude_table WHERE LMAO='true';
NoSQL: DUDE JSON LMAO
LaTeX: \begin{LMAO} DUDE YOU NEED A COMPILER FOR WORD DOCUMENTS \end{LMAO}
Bootstrap: DUDE COOKIE CUTTER RESPONSIVE DESIGN SITES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME LMAO
CSS3: DUDE PREPROCESSORS LMAO
Node: DUDE PACKAGES LMAO
Express: DUDE ROUTERS LMAO
Angular: DUDE SINGLE PAGE LMAO
PugJS: DUDE TEMPLATES LMAO
Lisp: DUDE PARENTHESES LMAO
Clojure: DUDE PARENTHESES & JAVA LMAO
Rust: DUDE MEMORY SAFETY LMAO
Bash: DUDE PIPES LMAO
zsh: DUDE PLUGINS LMAO
fish: DUDE AUTOCOMPLETE LMAO
PowerShell: DUDE MIMIKATZ LMAO
Assembly: DUDE REGISTERS LMAO
COBOL or Fortran: DUDE OLD PEOPLE MAINTAINING LEGACY CODE LMAO
PHP: shell_exec(echo "DUDE PLEASE HACK ME LMAO");
git: git commit -m "DUDE BRANCHES LMAO"
UML: DUDE ACCESS MODIFIERS LMAO
Tech startups: DUDE FOOSBALL TABLES AND OPEN FLOOR PLANS LMAO
>>257
I don't understand what the point of that would be. If they're trying to block bots, it doesn't make sense to put up challenge imagery created exactly to be recognizable by their image recognition network. It's not as if they're short on data, anyway. They have petabytes and petabytes of that stuff lying around from the constant updates they do to maps.
I think it's much more probable that they're taking genuine input data and applying adversarial perturbations to it. That would block current bots and give them some insight into what a perturbation-resistant network looks like.
>>258
But C is all about pointers, even more so than C++; C++ would be: DUDE, OO ISN'T A JOKE, FOR REAL THIS TIME, protected abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructors LMAO
>>262
well, parts of that are painfully on point, and some aren't, but looking at the whole thing, it seems like the main goal is to annoy, seeing as it does so by highlighting various shallow ways to dismiss technologies that are useful in some niche or other.
>>264
I always get called an impure heathen by truLISPers but Clojure is a really nice language.
I just want to disappear.
en pointe
Language fanboyism just shows you have a way to go before truly understanding what it is to be one with the machine at all levels of abstraction.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
I thought her a botanist or something; there were flowers in the background.
There was cum on the piano.
What have been your experiences with public speaking? For example, in a communications class.
I had to do a presentation today and I know I sounded very nervous. Now I'm agonizing over how it could have gone better. I practiced it beforehand and it was fine. But when it came time to actually present in front of the class, my heart rate skyrocketed and I had a hard time breathing, so my voice quivered.
The entire thing was 45 minutes (I was in a group) and it seemed like it would never end. It got better by the end of it (because I got more used to it), but the beginning was really bad.
Think about how professors have to do this every single day. Every lecture is public speaking.
>>273
I always let the presentation itself be the first time I ever present whatever it is I prepared. Always works out well because I'm too busy trying to get interpret and present the info on the fly to be nervous.
>>273
I study the information and then ad lib it for the most part. Having to memorize a set speech or script would only make me more nervous of messing up so I just come up with a general flowchart of what points I want to make and in what order. Also I never look the audience in the eye, I always look at the top of their heads.
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I hit reply instead of preview by accident. Oh well. And when I tried to post this same post the first time my shitty VPN disconnected so it didn’t submit.
I miss BBcode. WakabaMark is lame.
> What have been your experiences with public speaking? For example, in a communications class.
I have been in a communications class. Informally, it seems a majority of people in the Western mold have a reticence or fear of public speaking. I am firmly in the minority: It is so much easier for me to regard an audience as impersonal for the duration of a formal-ish presentation, damn the consequences (I suppose there is a "nervousness" in my case, but to me it is more accurately "excitement"). In contrast (maybe this combination is a bit abnormal), basic interpersonal stuff really fucks me up, possibly with the exception of very close friends.
Granted, I am not dealing with hecklers at an open mic session or something, and have always been a regular target of emotional abuse in my own family. And I might be ever so slightly autistic, just sayin'.
> Think about how professors have to do this every single day. Every lecture is public speaking.
Some professors are natural instructors and have no problem with giving lecture. Others (researchers, which is a professor proper in some institutions) don't have any business being in front of a classroom, but are obligated to, and nobody in those classrooms is happy. I generalize, of course.
"Self-care is part of creativity" means "I don't have to feel guilty about binge watching TV shows in bed all day"
Though now I look again, I should perhaps have clarified that I have been in school plays, done musical performances in various contexts... I knew from a young age that yes, I don't have a problem with this strange thing that lots of adults sheepishly admitted they could not do without fear. Perhaps a part of me was (is) an attention whore, heh.
I had the deepest sympathy for this one fellow in my communications class who was (is) a marine, but asked us not to begrudge him should he show up the day of the presentation smelling like a bar.
I am a professional musician and rarely have issues with nerves in a musical context, but just about anything else involving performance causes me to forget everything I know, with almost complete disregard of how much I try to prepare. Even if I'm reading a script.
/shrug
When you go to a porn site intending to jerk it to hardcore gay porn but end up finishing to Hegreart vanilla solo female. That. I imagine that's how a recovering alcoholic feels when he wanders into the liquor store out of habit, realizes where he is, purchases nothing but a Coke and leaves.
I miss the old internet. IRC, desktop computers, BBSes, web forums. It was all so new and experimental. No one had any idea what they were doing. Nowadays social media seems to polished but simultaneously sterile. You can’t just post for fun. Everyone’s timeline is like self-promotion/marketing for their own personal brand to make them look as good as possible for when they inevitably job hop because apparently that’s the beast way to increase your salary (staying at a company for a maximum of two years). And because everyone is expected to post with their real name and photo, you have a permanent internet record. So if you mess up, it’s eternal.
Or maybe this is all just rose-tinted glasses. Maybe it was always bad.
SO polished*
It was always bad, but it's even worse now.
I'll never understand people who never leave their hometown. Isn't moving a part of growing up?
>>289
Did you move from a small town to a big city? Big city to a smaller town or a rural setting? Was it a lateral move to an equally-sized community elsewhere?
Just trying to understand where you're coming from.
Sometime you just have to leave.
>>290
I'm lived in big cities (millions of people) and small towns (between 10,000 and 20,000). It's less about population or rural vs. urban (though I've always been in suburban or urban places) and more about better economic opportunities, or just exploring somewhere new if you think the place you were at last wasn't a good fit for you (culturally). And if I ever have a family, I'll make another move... to a place that has good schools.
>>291
It's not solely about boredom, but that's one aspect of it. See the above text in my post. But I have noticed that I appreciate life more when I'm in a new place. It's cool and exciting. Once you know about all the local places, it's boring. There's nothing new to discover.
I'm still sore about DOGGY COOL getting shafted in that election.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again
>small towns (between 10,000 and 20,000)
Woah, those are big towns to me. The biggest town in my local area maybe has 20,000 people. My hometown had about 4-5000 people, and I moved to the city because the small-town mentality really drags you down. Nobody has much interesting to say and that's something to be proud of. "Hurr you read books for pleasure and wear nice clothes, want me to smash your face in? I want to smash your face in". It's a lovely town with lots of nice people, but the ratio of nice people to nincompoops was too high.
My girl is having an event in a couple hours, don't forget to go to it dummy!
>>297
DADDY COOL is dead. DOGGY COOL represents a better order, a return to the old ways, reformation to the party line, DOWN WITH MAMA.
I have 80HD and my favorite annie may is U U Hockey Show.
Where is the best place to put a NAS
I have 4HP and my favorite spell is Tenser's Floating Disk.
Dammit there's a fingernail shard under my Q key and I can't get it out.
Breakaholics
Real tracker shit!
>>310
Outside of dweeb circles, loud mechanical keyboards are not socially acceptable. Quiet ones that don't annoy other people (such as a chiclet macbook keyboard) are better. Ghosting doesn't matter. Tactile feedback doesn't matter. Being compact and quiet are what really matter.
I'm sure this opinion won't be popular in "nerd" communities, but it's what people in the real world agree with.
Apple has always had the best trackpads and the worst mice. Generally their keyboards have been good, although the original iMac keyboard and consumer-grade beige keyboards were pretty trash. The //c's keyboard, the Extended I and II, the iBook/PBG4 keyboards, and the Magic Keyboard are my personal favorites.
>>313
Yeah, like I said, the worst mice. I will gladly take a $10 Microsoft Basic from 15 years ago over that garbage; actually until a couple weeks ago that's exactly what I used.
>>311
Dare you diss the mech? Good thing I work remotely. Enjoy your carpal-tunnel fgt.
>>308
Touchscreens are probably the worst tech meme of the past 10 years, I'm glad Microsoft has wised up and stopped putting their monopoly force behind the trend. Stupid sweaty balls Steve Balmer, stupid, stupid, stupid.
I have a mechanical keyboard and I write faster and with more precision on the chiclet keyboard on my work's MacbookPro.
Go fucking figure.
My ideal keyboard is silent with short travel, easy action, and clear tactile feedback. Typing should be as effortless as thinking. I own a Model M and while the quality is undeniable it's basically the opposite of how I like to interact with a computer. I mostly bring it out to either show off or annoy people.
I remember hearing about some experimental new tech that dynamically shapes the screen to make buttons and keyboards more tactile. In another 20 years once the patent is expired we might see it actually being used and touchscreens would have more potential at true keyboard equivalence, maybe?
Even the best keyboard is still significantly slower than talking. And even talking is slower than reading.
Direct brain-to-brain communication when?
>>320
Good luck finding someone who can consistently speak at 120 words per minute.
Well, I don't like when a flatscreen is used in a car stereo or climate control, rather than the usual knobs and switches.
>>321
I'm not that guy, but that's really not that hard. In conversation or lecture, people usually speak slower to convey nuances, but when dictating to convey solely textual content, 120 WPM is quite easy; I just timed myself dictating and 200 WPM is a pretty conservative estimate.
Even when speaking slowly and clearly, it's not hard. I just looked up an audiobook of Moby Dick (read by a volunteer, not a professional, and pauses for breath are left in). Chapters 4 through 7 (inclusive) run about 4100 words and are read in 27 minutes. That's ~150 WPM.
People who can type 120 WPM are in the top 1-2% of typists (at least, according to 30 seconds with a search engine). Considering the length of time that most people input text to computers, someone who couldn't speak that at 120 WPM would probably have a medical condition.
That said, there's no way in hell I'd take a voice-only system over a keyboard-only system. The systems that have grown up around the assumption that a user can input homophones correctly, press multiple keys at once, use modifier keys, etc. are too useful to give up.
>>320
If you mean "a cable coming out of your head that allows you to give commands like a keyboard and/or mouse", I've wanted that for the past twenty years at least. Unfortunately, today we'd probably get "a implanted microprocessor running a proprietary OS, bootstrapping a technically open-source OS, using a byzantine collection of libraries allowing you to write javascript functions to interact with APIs from up to four(!) major corporations, and it needs an internet connection to a central server to work".
>>323
I'm now concerned about slowing my stupid bran and myself down by a lot of typing with little spoken communication in the past few years. I'm typing at 80-90 WPM, but that's lower when I stop to think the thoughts.
>>323
Consistently means speaking and evaluating whether you were properly understood. No dictation program exists that can handle that sort of natural speech at a pace faster than typing. A lot of what you type to work with a computer is not easily expressed in speech anyway. Programming via dictation sounds tortuous.
Could you live if you had all your bones surgically removed? Like you’d heal and just be a bag of skin and muscle and organs. You might need a breathing machine and some help eating but maybe you could live, even as an amorphous blob? I mean, there’d be no point, but it’s just a thought.
Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani
You know you’re truly an adult when you’re tired all the time and constantly worry about money and discuss health problems with your coworkers. You get good at pretending to laugh at people’s jokes in an attempt to sound more personable. You get better with fake smiles and strong handshakes. You feel good when you have a new sponge in the sink. Your ideal weekend is one where you catch up on sleep. You stop caring about your old hobbies. You care less about being cool or wearing nice clothes, just as long as they’re clean. You give up on your hopes and dreams and come up with boring goals like paying off debt or increasing your credit score or surviving through the week.
>>328
I have tons of health problems and still like my hobbies and wearing nice clothes. I don't have many coworkers though, thankfully.
How was the MRI?
>>330
No tumor so I have no idea what is wrong with me. Gonna make another appointment with a different doctor to see what else the problem could be.
>>331 What kind of problems are you having? How old are you? Last year I was seriously convinced I had a brain tumor or something and wanted to go to the hospital, I was having awful headaches on the left side only, jaw and facial swelling, neck and shoulder pain, that kind of thing. Turns out to be an impacted wisdom tooth.
>>326 What if they removed your skin and muscles too and you were just a blob of organs and nerves and a spinal cord floating in a tank of saline?
For dumb people, about smart people: Big Bang Theory
For smart people, about dumb people: Trailer Park Boys
For smart people, about smart people: Star Trek: TNG
For dumb people, about dumb people: any MTV reality show
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What if you removed everything except the bones, and were just a bones man, made of bones,
