CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

2 Name: vc:rat : 1993-09-9648 10:45

Organization Development Group

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 16:40

eq

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 22:43

While we're at it: I

captcha: we

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 11:53

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6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 17:57

SPHIOFACUARTJUDGYOW

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 08:26

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 10:12

seferaga

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 10:38

ボンバーミンミ

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 02:31

Acts 9:5–6

KJV: 5 And he [Paul] said, 'Who art thou Lord?' and the Lord said, 'I am Jesus whom
thou persecutest. It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.'

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 21:10

12 Name: Fidget Spinner : 1993-09-9653 12:32

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13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 16:15

The seized hard drives also included sexually explicit images of minors in a folder labeled "BAD STUFF," according to prosecutors.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 16:24

13. On February 17, 2012, and February 28, 2012, Affiant previewed the eight gigabyte flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL. During the Affiant's review, numerous images and videos of real children engaged in sexually explicit conduct including, but not limited to, the lascivious display of the genitals and pubic area of any person, were located in the following directories:

      a.   \things\don't click
b. \things\don't click\teens
c. \things\don't click\cp
d. \things\don't click\cp\cp

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 03:02

Literature - English-translated Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in dungeon (Danmachi) - Light Novel - Volume 01-14 - PDF

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 04:30

“I’m an artist,” Potok said. “Any publicity for myself is good publicity.”

Potok will appear at the Ontario Court of Justice in Brampton on Monday, March 9th.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 20:06

we've gotten young impressionable people to feel uncomfortable with looking good and cultivating healthy mentalities! we've fixed discrimination forever!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 03:59

Most New Hampshire Democrats would rather see a meteor 'extinguish all human life' than Trump re-elected, poll finds

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 19:10

>>19 they're soooooo pissy these days. wonder why.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 00:47

16938052

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 06:43

address sizes : 39 bits physical, 48 bits virtual

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 06:31

His nipples appear to have been cut, perhaps as an attempt to make him ineligible for the throne. Suckling a king’s nipples was a medieval gesture of submission that may have extended as far back as the Late Bronze Age, Kelly says. (Other experts argue that the bog itself was responsible for this nipple damage, as well as the immaculate condition of his hands.)

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 12:08

Beaw witnyess to the undenyiabwe powew of youw Wawchief ^w^ Be wifted by the wawwying cwy of youw dwagon swayews ^w^

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 13:45

value_comp compares the key values, not the value values. Because that's how C++ rolls.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9664 02:07

Sir Eric Pickles and Ed Balls appointed as co-chairs of the UK Holocaust Memorial Foundation Advisory Board

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9665 01:27

[imageid=5232188]

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 12:26

chloroform (1,801)

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 05:25

kuhahahahaha...nyan

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 11:11

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 15:37

Must not run away... Must not turn your back on him. He comes for people who have been driven into a corner and have nowhere to go... Must not talk about him... Must not think about him... Rumors help him grow... Imagination... Paranoia nurtures him! Nowhere to go...

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 09:50

Feminists Furious As Sonic's Success Proves Gamers Right

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 19:36

"O most gracious reader, wash your hands and touch the book only like this: turn the pages softly and keep your finger far away from the text".

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 10:31

Ancient Japanese gods and monsters are unleashed on modern-day London in this first book of an epic trilogy from acclaimed fantasy writer Zoë Marriott.

When Mio sneaks the family’s katana — a priceless ancestral sword —from her parents’ attic, she just wants to spice up a costume. But the katana is much more than a dusty antique. Awakening the power within the sword unleashes a terrible, ancient evil onto the streets of unsuspecting London. But it also releases Shinobu, a fearless warrior boy, from the depths of time. He helps to protect Mio — and steals her heart. With creatures straight out of Japanese myths stalking her and her friends, Mio realizes that if she cannot keep the sword safe and learn to control its legendary powers, she will lose not only her own life . . . but the love of a lifetime.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 05:32

Nobody called you "cute" and "childlike" on godddd

38 Name: vc: pure : 1993-09-9676 05:44

Pope to Catholics: For Lent, give up trolling

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 00:04

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 10:11

don't EVER let a brahmin-privileged turmeric monster lecture you about POC, colonialism, cultural appropriation, or representation. remind them that when the lord indra arrived on the ganges in his chariot to slaughter 6 million dasyu aboriginals, the first word he said was 'namaste'

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 15:28

By elementary school he was already tired of trying to win all the time and never winning.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 11:04

he Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of Tongzhou district in Beijing clarified that farts, normally, do not constitute another transmission route of COVID-19, unless someone takes a good and rather close sniff of gas from a pantless patient.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 17:51

POST hxxps://www.instagram.com/logging/falco
POST hxxps://www.instagram.com/logging/arwing

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 03:32

イケメン♂パラダイス

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 02:21

Ataru, powered by his lust, was able to pass traps similar to the ones of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade through the use of a lecherous 6th sense. Also to be noted from this movie is his ability to draw out his h-chi/h-ki (hentai chi/ki) to create a powerful lust aura similar to that of Happosai from Ranma ½. In the series, there was a time (through Ten's idiot ideas) when Sakura was haunted by a dream Ataru made originally for Lum. In the dream world where one's power is only limited to one's imagination, Ataru demonstrated powers similar to Neo from The Matrix, including stopping projectiles with a wave of his hand.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 04:29

is paper mario a fetish

47 Name: vc: revufe : 1993-09-9682 00:58

🔒ALL RISE FOR THE🔒
🔒NATIONAL ANTHEM🔒
🔒OF THE PEOPLE WHO🔒
🔒ARE BAD AT TWITTER🔒

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 04:58

2010/11/dried-meat.html

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 19:26

KYM Collector Bot has no friends.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9685 20:57

An expert has quality equal to your current crew Tier +1. Their scale is always
zero (1 person). Your experts increase in quality when your crew moves up in Tier

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 21:09

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 01:12

Firefighters in North Yorkshire have tackled a blaze that broke out after a pig swallowed a pedometer which then combusted in its pen after excretion.

The fire crews were called to a blaze covering 75 square metres at four pigpens in Bramham, near Leeds, on Saturday afternoon.

The North Yorkshire fire and rescue service said the fire was caused by “nature taking its course” and copper from the pedometer battery reacting with dry hay and the pigpen’s contents.

The pedometer was being used to prove the animal was free range and had been taken off one of its fellow pigs.

No animals were harmed as a result of the fire.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 04:19

バス席

55 Name: vc: meatment : 1993-09-9687 05:44

"I mean hey, I like Nethack, but come on...."
"Your tone is quasi-facetious, but you do not realize that POSIX was only standard to survive the OS wars."
"So?"
"'So,' now all OSes are POSIX."
"... no way."

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 02:02

#Coronavirus | Désinfox
❌ Non, La cocaïne NE protège PAS contre le #COVID19 .
✅ C’est une drogue addictive provoquant de graves effets indésirables et nocifs pour la santé des personnes.
👉 http://ow.ly/cHLd50yFFyb

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 15:18

His name is often recorded in the Bible as "Nebuchadrezzar" (in Ezekiel and parts of Jeremiah[e]), but more commonly as "Nebuchadnezzar". The form Nebuchadrezzar is more consistent with the original Akkadian, and some scholars believe that Nebuchadnezzar may be a derogatory pun used by the Israelites, meaning "Nabu, protect my jackass".[24]

58 Name: vc: how : 1993-09-9689 04:15

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 06:18

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 21:56

ブズーブズービチービチーブベベベベベピーゴゴゴゴゴ (ジャンジャンダダッダドコスカバーンミックス)

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 18:59

$ sudo apt-get purge love

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 19:04

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 23:19

This just in, retard: Outside of the Something Awful Forums, "yaoi and dickgirlz" are a not major feature of 2ch, or even anime. 4chan is not part of the anime community, it is part of the wanking-off "community".

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9693 00:18

> Show concept: Nazis are really not cool
> Show itself: a Nazi in hiding for 30+ years, suddenly exposed by someone shrieking like a pod person, spins around while shooting seven people including his wife and kids with perfect accuracy and no hesitation before delivering a speech in a suddenly German accent and shooting the annoying shrieker

What did Amazon Prime Video mean by this?

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 05:56

Posted by u/FURRlES
1 hour ago
SANDERS VS. BIDEN "FULL DEBATE"

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 11:13

NTR Underground Live A Big Tits Idol Gets Gang Bang Fucked By Her Creepy Fans But She Enjoys These Depressing Orgasms Of Ecstasy

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 19:25

In a small, otherwise normal discussion about the Sonic franchise, one user claims autism does not exist.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 20:38

Mix_Music *musique = Mix_LoadMUS("../Resources/Mr. Trololo original upload.mp3");

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 16:07


185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 06:39

( ・-・) ضربة بها مؤخرتك
186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 19:32

( ・ω・)) what language is that you're speaking beady?
187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 21:08
( ・-・) It's French.
188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:00

( ・-・) In about forty years, that won't be a joke.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 02:31

The prime minister in the Netherlands has offered reassurances amid the global coronavirus outbreak: telling citizens on Thursday there is no shortage of toilet paper.

“Yes, I have enough,” Mark Rutte told a shopper in an informal exchange while visiting a supermarket to show support for workers. “They have it (on shelves) again.”

“But there’s enough in the whole country for the coming 10 years,” he said. “We can all poop for 10 years.”

Dutch supermarkets shelves have mostly refilled following a stockpiling episode last week.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 08:21

🎸BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! X Baby Shark Collaboration🦈

It has been decided! BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! X Baby Shark Collaboration will be coming to the English version soon on Late March‼️

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 15:04

National Audubon Society Field Guide to Insects and Spiders

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 18:16

reißen

76 Name: vc: soyedge : 1993-09-9698 22:25

Werner Herzog praised the film and spoke of being especially moved by the bacon taped to the wall during the bathtub scene.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 20:35

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 20:37

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79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 05:11

*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my meat huge*

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 22:55

In the descriptive catalogue of a zoological collection made in Sumatra, Sir T. S. Raffles states that the Bruh is very common in the vicinity of Bencoolen, where the inhabitants train it to a useful domestic purpose. A brief summary of what is known of the habits of this species ia given in the following extract from Mr. Ogilby's " Natural History of Monkeys," Sc. p. 377. " The Bruh," Mr. Ogilby states, " is both good-natured and intelligent. These qualities have procured it a high degree of respect among the natives of Sumatra, who are fond of domesticating the Bruh. and have even contrived to turn its intelligence and docility to a better account than we find authentically recorded of any other monkey. Sir T. S. Raffles informs us that they teach it to climb the cocoa palms for the purpose of procuring the fruit, and that it selects the ripe from the unripe nuts with admirable discrimination, and plucks no more than its master desires."

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 17:52

Why is the advice to leave not helpful?
Anyone in an abusive relationship is already trying to leave. It's not through lack of will. The abusive bond has deep hooks into your psyche, and you can't just rip them out. If you try, it causes real damage.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 02:07

The barbecue had been sniffed out by officers on patrol who were shocked to find a toddler and older people "freely mingling and standing shoulder to shoulder round a buffet", West Midlands Police said.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 19:55

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 20:45

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 23:35

BREAKING: Joe Biden Seeking Perfect Waifu

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 01:13

destructive anal prolapse of robert macnamara, exploding into feces shower of fetus cock

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 03:06

<3 Pwime Ministew Bowis Johnson tests positive fow cowonaviwus (;ω;)
― Weutews

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 04:22

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 06:53

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 09:31

After Complaints, TLC's 'My 600-lb Life' Halts Filming

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 17:51

brynhildr's beloved = BENIS 🅱️IZE :DDDD

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 17:43

He was showing off his Ruger pistol. In an effort to prove something he thought he had read on the internet, he took the magazine out of the gun and, knowing there was a bullet in the chamber, held it up to his head, believing that if he pulled the trigger it would not fire. He was wrong. Maldonado died before the first responders arrived. He was 23 years old.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 19:35

>>91
calamity jane has the biggest dick in FGO, followed by mysterious heroine XX

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 14:09

Since this take is really bad, I have no moral obligation not to advertise

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:50

HardSub

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 21:29

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 02:34

don't post, all your ideas are stupid, nobody likes you, everyone is laughing, i've already thought of any idea you've had but dismissed it as irrelevant and inane, you should feel ashamed, get out

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 09:45

This reminds me of one of my old friends I used to go to the bar with (I don't drink, I just hang out), he got drunk, slept with a lesbian who was also drunk and thought he was a girl, they did it, realized the next morning and laughed it off, starting hanging out and 2 years later got married. They don't have children yet, but they do it often. She still insists she isn't into guys. lmao.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 15:49

I met a lot of people in gamedev with mental issues thanks to reddit. Gamedev seems to attract escapist personalities like cow dung attracts flies, to be blunt.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 20:45

>>7
A picture of Barack Obama's head on the body of Archer (from Fate/stay night).

>>11
Single page from a manga chapter by Tsugumi Ohba, creator of Death Note. On this page, the shinigami Ryuk hands the Death Note to U.S. President Donald Trump.

>>15
Animated GIF of text on an abstract background, perhaps water. The GIF reads "IS THAT A SQUID? OH GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND! HELP ME NIGGERMAN"

>>21
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The concern is prompted by Brazil's border with French Guyana.

>>27
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The concern is prompted by an annual sales tax holiday in Tennessee.

>>32
Twitter account of a Japanese artist. They mainly draw Touhou fanart.

>>39
YouTube video of "The Internationale(Japanese Version)".

>>49
News article. URL is self-descriptive. Comments occurred on a news program about the ‘upside’ of the corona virus.

>>52
Picture of billionaire Michael Bloomberg holding a katana. The caption says "Heh... Not bad... You made me use 0.005% of my wealth..." A reference to Bloomberg's self-funded candidacy in the 2020 Democratic primaries.

>>56
French government website about COVID-19

>>59
An electro-style cover version of the Azumanga Daioh opening song, "Soramimi Cake," by vocalist Nanahira.

>>61
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>63
Lyrics to a song, consisting almost exclusively the word "nigga" and other racial slurs. The sidebar explains, "This is a song published by the YouTube user UndeadAnimeLover in October 24, 2012."

>>69
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>77
Screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The character Blathers is asking the player, "Now, might I interest you in a few fascinating facts about your pale chub?"

>>83
Article titled "28 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!) For Wild, Orgasmic Sex."

>>84
Photograph of a piece of plywood on a wall. A handwritten message in marker on it reads, "Glory hole shut due to coronavirus. Apologies for any inconvenience."

>>88
YouTube video of the background music track "Cyber Dance" from the game Disgaea 2.

>>89
YouTube video of the opening song and animation of the anime Working!!.

>>98
Official Twitter page of The Nigerian Air Force.

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