CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 20:59

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 13:09

cuò

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 19:02

glad i pay taxes to the state so it can call me a faggot on twitter dot com

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 21:37

lolis-are-so-cute
279 points ·
9 hours ago

I don't agree with every one of Angela's politics, but there's no woman I admire more than I admire her (aside from my own mom, of course).

She is able to keep her cool in stressful situations, and she knows how to navigate a difficult situation.

I'm very happy living in the EU with her as our quasi-leader.

Super_Saiyan_Autism
169 points ·
9 hours ago

Meanwhile over here in America, we have people saying a woman canft be president because women are too emotional and might start World War III. Some of these people are also other women.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 00:05

this guy is literally top 20 in the whole world and he's teaching this absolute pepega lmao

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 01:58

She is an eight-year-old strawberry milk sea slug and made her debut on twitter, on March 7th, 2018.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 05:15

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 05:27

Over the course of a few matches, furry-bots 10, 23, and 27 repeatedly declared that they were nuzzle wuzzling everyone in the chat. As far as I can tell, these bots just spam Discord links, though I could be wrong. (Even if that's all they do, being glomped does cause a certain amount of psychic damage, and I highly advise against joining Discord servers advertised by TF2 bots.)

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 19:58

"Commander," one of the founders of the international neo-Nazi terror organization Feuerkrieg Division, is identified by the Estonian journalist Mikk Salu as a 13 year old! #FuKD

Read his newly published article here:

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 17:06

they refer to in their native language as guin'xacan ("delightful") or kia's gio' ("iguana lard");

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 20:05

Thai Tiger loves having sex with her daughter

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 06:44

܌

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 19:22

washed up overwatch player probably stacking with other washed up overwatch players and losing to washed up csgo players what an incredible

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 22:49

a poster confesses to giving a blowjob for Animal Crossing currency.

115 Name: vc: bo : 1993-09-9721 23:20

Oops! All Buttholes

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 23:48

Pound cake survives Easter tornado

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 01:01

Shockingly though the adults were...offended? Nearly every Slytherin was mad because their asses just think it means gbad guysh and forget to realize that Lenin was a Slytherin, itfs for sure NOT an insult! Even the people who read Harry Potter wanted to argue over how they should have been Gryffindor.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 03:09

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119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 23:40

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 18:05

%/((n - 1)*(n - 2)*(n - 3)*(n - 4)*(n - 5)*(n - 6)*(n - 7)*(n - 8))

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 11:38

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122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 20:57

Dear members of the Silver Elite:

In this update, we present another piece of Sephiroth
trivia--the secrets to his beautiful long hair.
The hair products he uses are of the highest grade,
made and supplied by the Shinra Company.
He seems to use one whole bottle of both shampoo
and conditioner every time he washes his hair.
They are scented with thirteen kinds of perfumes,
including Rose and Vanilla.
Apparently, the scent in the air after
Sephiroth tosses his hair changes daily!

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 03:05

Having been informed that Solon was employed to draw up a code of laws for the Athenians, Anacharsis described his occupation, saying:

"Laws are spider-webs, which catch the little flies, but cannot hold the big ones."[13]

124 Name: vc: hizzode : 1993-09-9728 10:07

Get a Pepe Hands mug for your bunkmate Helena.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 18:35

Garen was prepared to die in Otosan Uchi, but Jigoku had other plans. A wraithlike hand appeared from the shadows, drawing the undead gaijin screaming into the darkness.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 04:20

The mysterious person says that his name is Zelgadis Greywords. He is a mixture of human, golem and demon; a creation of utter evil. He offers to buy Lina's booty, but Lina asks for an outrageous price which drives him away. Not giving up, Zelgadis comes back to take Lina's booty by force.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 19:59

!!oI3er5KKetj

128 Name: vc: unvot : 1993-09-9730 21:03

GOP Texas lieutenant governor says we need to take risk to get back to work: "There are more important things than living"

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 02:08

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 02:52

Lizzo's "Juice" pulled from Rock Band for making players sing the N-word

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 03:01

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 04:55

It is unclear if such findings have clinical relevance, as most drugs will cause serious adverse events or death in rodents at very high doses.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 00:21

It may surprise you to know that North Korea would love to carry out your artistic commissions. How about a mural, a tapestry, or a "jewel painting" coloured with powdered semi-precious stones?

Or something a bit more imposing, like a giant bronze statue of that dictator or liberator close to your heart? The Mansudae Art Studio is keen to hear from you.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 01:02

"one of the brightest stars"

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 06:03

Yuki Yuna is a Hero

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 07:16

why is there no real date? only 1993-09 etc?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 07:43

Eternal September
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Eternal September or the September that never ended[1] is Usenet slang for a period beginning in September 1993,[2][3] the month that Internet service provider America Online (AOL) began offering Usenet access to its many users, overwhelming the existing culture for online forums.

Before then, Usenet was largely restricted to colleges, universities, and other research institutions. Every September, many incoming students would acquire access to Usenet for the first time, taking time to become accustomed to Usenet's standards of conduct and "netiquette". After a month or so, these new users would either learn to comply with the networks' social norms or tire of using the service.

Whereas the regular September student influx would quickly settle down, the influx of new users from AOL did not end and Usenet's existing culture did not have the capacity to integrate the sheer number of new users.[4][5] The influx was exacerbated by the aggressive direct mailing campaign by AOL Chief Marketing Officer Jan Brandt, which most notably involved distributing millions of floppy disks and CD-ROMs with free trials of AOL.[6]

Since then the popularity of the Internet has led to a constant stream of new users. Hence, from the point of view of the early Usenet, the influx of new users in September 1993 never ended.

Dave Fischer appears to have coined the term in a January 1994 post to alt.folklore.computers: "It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net history as the September that never ended."[7]
Legacy

A tongue-in-cheek program called sdate outputs the current date, formatted using the Eternal September calendar (September X, 1993, with X an unbounded counter for days since that epoch).[8] This is not the identically named sdate, one of the sixty commands that comes with the First Edition of Unix, that is used to set the system clock.[9]

The term is alluded to in Thomas Pynchon's 2013 novel Bleeding Edge, set largely in dot-com era Silicon Alley, where a "disused techies' saloon" is named 'Eternal September'.[10]

AOL discontinued Usenet service on January 25, 2005.[11]

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 12:21

How to decode the original date? Is it possible?

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 12:35

No, it's impossible. Stop wasting this thread.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:30

it's already wasted tho

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:49

HAJIMARU YO!!!

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:03

IM WASTED >>>>>>>>>>.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:38

post me

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:08

eat me

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:22

shit me

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 18:34

One of them is asymmetrical. I always loved the idea of asymmetrical dresses, but until now I could never find one that I liked the look of.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:00

flush me

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 11:03

Ž_

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 11:47

Rolle aufnehmen

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 13:36

^

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 21:55

Nyaa

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 22:50

Orlando's Caribbean BBQ

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 23:42

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 00:14

Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?)

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 10:03

>>154 i wonder what you're talking about.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 10:14

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 17:33

🤠✋ 💫💫💫💫 w o a h t h e r e 💫💫💫💫

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 18:33

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 20:59

𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓈,

We're streaming the Chipotle Challenger Series Finale ft. @CallofDuty Warzone w/ @Nadeshot, @CouRageJD, @TSM_Myth, @scump, @timthetatman & more. Tune in Thursday @ 12pm PT/3pm ET on our Twitch: http://chip.tl/chiptwitch

𝒮𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎,
𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓅𝑜𝓉𝓁𝑒

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 22:08

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 04:09

Some people do not care for surströmming.[12]

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 04:19

בlבlCHoI

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9744 02:59

Turtle Poop Scene [Nami yo Kiitekure]

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 00:34

It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know [my wife]'s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope [my wife] will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 06:35

Covid-19 found in sperm

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 17:59

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169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:17

skunkgirl.net

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 06:11

It is a yellow or green liquid with an intensely buttery flavor.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 20:09

Troll's seed, channer's greed,
textboards starving, >>1-san bleeds,
Nothing he posts, he really reads,
21st Century DQN Man

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 20:27

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 10:42

Poughkeepsie

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 11:13

An improperly handled human defecation resulted in a tomato plant taking root which was also destroyed.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 20:58

Buttplug is an open-source standards and software project for controlling intimate hardware, including sex toys, fucking machines, electrostim hardware, and more.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 16:49

The Netherlands Society of Gastroenterology drew up an award for outstanding work in the field, and the first Dicke Medal was given to Dicke. But he was almost awarded a greater honor: the Nobel Prize for Medicine. The committee discussed a Nobel for Dicke in 1962.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 22:19

cum

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 03:41

A Plague of Delicious Purple Urchins is Taking Over the California Coast and Itfs Our Duty to Eat Them

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 21:10

XANADU IS THE BEAUTIFUL PROG ANTHEM! HEY GUYS! LISTEN MAN! I DID TAPE AN EPISODE OF ADULT SWIM WELL.. 3 SHOWS FROM ADULT SWIM.. FAMILY GUY. FUTURAMA AND THE NEW SHOW FLCL. I SEEN AN EPISODE WHEN THOSE 3 KIDS LIVE IN JAPAN THEN THE GIRL WALKED INTO THE ALLEY AT NIGHT HAS A PET THAT ALMOST EATS ANYTHING! THEN IN THE MORNING ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! I'M NOT FUCKING SHITTING YOU! IT DOES! THEN A BOY AND THE VESPA RIDING GUITAR BABE COME TO THE RESCUE! THE NAMES ARE TAKUN. A SMALL KID WHO GOT WHACKED UPSIDE DA HEAD BY A GUITAR BABE NAMED HARUKO LIKE I MENTIONED. THE TWO AVOID A DETECTIVE THEN AGAIN ALL HELL BREAKS WHEN SHE HITS HIM WITH A GUITAR THEN THE SHAPE FORMING MUTANT ATE HIM BUT HEY IT DID NOT SWALLOW HIM! BUT IN HIS BELLY TAKUN IS FOUND! BUT THERE IS MORE CRAZINESS A ROBOT GRABS THAT BIG MOUNTAIN AND BLASTS THE RED LIGHT THEN HE IS A MUTATED VERSION OF HIM WITH A RED BODY AND GUITAR THEN THE TWO DUKE IT OUT IN A HYPERKENITC WAY! THEN JUST WHEN IT 'S ALL INSANITY TAKUN JOLTS DOWN BUT DID NOT CRASH THEN THE TWO KISS! AWWWWWWW SWEEET! LOVE ELECTRIC LOVE! BUT FINALLY SOMETHING SPROUTS HIS HEAD A DRAGON AND THE MUTANT IS DESTROYED LEAVING HALF THE CITY IN SHAMBLES ! FUCKED UP AND FUCKIN' COOL! THE VESPA CHICK IS MY FAVORITE. I RELATE TO THE CHARACTER IF ANY OF YA'LL SEE IT LET ME KNOW CAUSE I TAPED IT ! YAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ITOO TAPED THE XANADU SONG AS A BATTLE THEME IN MY CASSETTE MY HOME MOVIE IS THE BRAIN OPERA! ANYHOW HARUKO ROCKS! MOTHERFUCKERS! GUITARS GUITARS! GUITARS! WHOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU! CIAO!

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 00:55

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 01:30

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 13:40

V

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 18:43

esoteric spiritual guides

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:24

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a roguelike, is in fact, a proc-runner, or as I've recently taken to calling it, a runner plus procedural generation. Proc-runners aren't roguelikes, but rather another style of game which has only a few of the high-value factors comprising a full roguelike as defined by the Berlin Interpretation.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 04:30

Furry Concentration Camp

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 20:15

Ohrmuzd as a trap for Ahriman

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9761 13:41

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190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 05:47

Chinese state media has called Australia "A giant kangaroo that acts like a dog to the US" after Australia called for an independent investigation into the origins of COVID-19

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 04:00

The factory of the future is going to be one person manning 1,000 robots and a second person cleaning the floor. And eventually the guy cleaning the floor is going to be replaced by a Roomba because a Roomba doesnft ask for benefits or bathroom breaks or get sick and can work 24-7.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 07:08

Fortune of Dung (Tojo, named by Hantei XVI and forgotten)

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 07:30

Usted no puede conducir si no tiene licensia

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 11:10

Noon rings out. A wasp, making an ominous sound, a sound akin to a klaxon or a tocsin, flits about. Augustus, who has had a bad night, sits up blinking and purblind. Oh what was that word (is his thought) that ran through my brain all night, that idiotic word that, hard as I'd try to pun it down, was always just an inch or two out of my grasp - fowl or foul or Vow or Voyal? - a word which, by association, brought into play an incongruous mass and magma of nouns, idioms, slogans and sayings, a confusing, amorphous outpouring which I sought in vain to control or turn off but which wound around my mind a whirlwind of a cord, a whiplash of a cord, a cord that would split again and again, would knit again and again, of words without communication or any possibility of combination, words without pronunciation, signification or transcription but out of which, notwithstanding, was brought forth a flux, a continuous, compact and lucid flow: an intuition, a vacillating frisson of illumination as if caught in a flash of lightning or in a mist abruptly rising to unshroud an obvious sign - but a sign, alas, that would last an instant only to vanish for good.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 17:00

ttps://eternal.dragonchain.com/transaction/686c684e-3ff6-453a-9e14-1e16d1b1b1e9

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 06:28

the actual details of the incident having been that Thomas and his wife, Nina Thomas, got into a fight (allegedly) over Thomas' alcoholism. Earl leaves the house with his brother, Seth Thomas, but forgets to turn off the location services on Snapchat, allowing Nina to track his location via Snap Map. Nina arrives at Earl's tracked location to find Earl and Seth in delicto flagrante at an orgy, surrounded by naked women. Nina flies into a furious rage and pulls out a loaded gun, and forces Earl to exit the site of the orgy, at which point she chases him around with a knife. Following the TMZ leak, Thomas posts a video update on Instagram, wherein he says "these things happen", and asks that fans pray for him and his wife in this trying time.

198 Name: vc: shock : 1993-09-9774 05:29

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INCIDENT REPORT: Libtard destroyed with Facts and Logic

DATE/TIME: Right now

VICTIM: Libtard

OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled

ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style 😎

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199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 15:17

The temptation to comment this line is great, but please don't, it's for your own good. The choice is yours.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 02:57

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