There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.
>>202
An English-language haiku about electric blackouts posted on a personal blog. It has an unusual 4-7-7 syllable structure and no seasonal reference.
>>204
Post 218 in the thread "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5]". Incidentally, my captcha is faspition.
>>205
News article. URL is self-descriptive.
>>216
Chinese-language article on academic dishonesty "as defined in America." Appears to be promoting some kind of consultation service to help international students accused of academic dishonesty avoid consequences.
>>217
A picture of the top half of a banana with an uncanny resemblance to a duck's head and bill.
>>219
YouTube video titled "Man avoids gay stairs." After shaking his head, a man climbs up steep concrete blocks, with some difficulty, rather than taking the adjacent set of rainbow stairs with pro-LGTB slogans painted on them.
>>232
Video of a group of people launching fireworks at each other in a park. The audio has been replaced with the BGM 竹取飛翔 〜 Lunatic Princess from 東方永夜抄 〜 Imperishable Night, and Touhou danmaku SFX are synced to the fireworks. Other Touhou SFX like the item collection sound are also present.
>>236
Dead link from a deleted Reddit post in /r/mildlyinteresting titled "Paste eater's grave in Goldfield, Nevada." Based on the title, it was likely an image of a gravestone reading "UNKNOWN MAN DIED EATING LIBRARY PASTE JULY 14 1908".
>>240
Legal complaint in a court case titled "Erik Estavillo vs. Twitch (of Amazon Inc.)" The plaintiff, representing himself, claims that Twitch has deliberately exacerbated his sex addiction by "displaying many sexually suggestive woman streamers" to him and seeks $25 million in punitive damages. The filing includes numerous pictoral examples of the behavior found objectionable.
His bases for claiming damages are that female streamers have caused him to overuse his fleshlight and suffer penile infections, he has suffered retinal damage by staring at the breasts of girl streamers for hours, and he once ejaculated on his gaming monitor which caused a short circuit and small fire in his apartment.
>>255
News article titled "Man Suffers 4-Hour Erection From Blood Clots Due to Coronavirus."
>>256
English translation of "Lemon," a famous 1925 short story by the author Kajii Motojirou. The story is about a man who spontaneously purchases a lemon, than carries it into a department store and leaves it atop a pile of books.
>>260
Link to an "episode guide" for the anime Haibane Renmei. Each subpage breaks down every episode in detail from cut to cut and includes extensive analysis by the website creator.
>>262
Article about avoiding "incompatible food combining," which is thought to cause indigestion and other ailments under Ayurvedic principles.
>>263
A list of links to software, utilities and other useful information for those running Windows 3.1.
>>265
Minimalist file uploader.
>>269
ROM hack of Super Mario Bros titled "Super Balls." The description states "This hack changes Mario into Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse."
>>270
Radio Alhara, a pan-Arab web radio station. Its relation to anime director Yamamoto "Yamakan" Yutaka is unclear, though Yamakan is known to have made anti-Semitic comments in the past.
>>302
BBS post whose author stupidly selected Text Art formatting for no reason.
>>301 I love goldfield, NV. A sad, ironic place which destroyed itself. Now it is almost a ghost town but it used to be the biggest city in Nevada because a bunch of people moved there for the gold. Then they dug up all the gold and sold it and everyone was sad that the gold was gone and left. Why did they sell the gold!!
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The isopropyl alcohol usually used in hand sanitizer is not as toxic as methanol but the FDA doesn't recommend eating or drinking hand sanitizer.
'figs11': new Node(game, this, {
'pos': [ 3, -5 ],
'cost': 6,
'text': {
'en': '+2 🍊 on respec'
},
'area': 'figs',
'shape': 'lump',
'unlocks': ['figs13'],
'onactivate': function(game){
game.current_character().onrespec.resources.figs += 2
}
}),The Goro believe horses to be perfect beings, and each male and female, upon their coming of age, is married to a horse of the opposite sex. Reproductive mates are chosen by lots.
I used to write code, but then they changed what code was. Now what I write isn't code and what's code seems weird and scary to me. Code'll crappen on you!
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Picking up sluts in a bar
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
[Chorus:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Fuck Yeah!
You said you're eighteen but you're only twelve
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You pay my bar tab with your parents card
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You work all day while I fuck other chicks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
[Repeat Chorus:]
You invite us over to cum in your face
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Tons of sluts fighting over my cum
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
[Repeat Chorus:]
I can't believe a probabilistic model would ever generate something in the space of everything wow
Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap
Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap
Note
Despite the title of the game, Dungeons & Dolls, there is only ONE dungeon and ONE doll.
if (diff > Math.PI) diff -= Math.PI*2#SaveSpongeBobAnime
capitalism is bad therefore you should send me money
That on the men being stripped, it shall be the duty of the seconds to examine their drawers, and if any objection arise as to insertion of improper substances therein, they shall appeal to their umpires, who, with the concurrence of the referee, shall direct what alterations shall be made.
Nobuyuki Takagi
The mayor of the Brazilian city of Itajaí, Volnei Morastoni, said Monday the city would offer rectal ozone therapy for patients with Covid-19.
When I consider the short duration of my life,
swallowed up in an eternity before and after,
the little space I fill engulfed in the infinite immensity
of spaces whereof I know nothing,
and which know nothing of me,
I am terrified.
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me.
I miss phpBB forums where everyone would post with colorful glowing text
c (cum): "with", usually found in medical shorthand.
The Chromodoris reticulata sea slug has the peculiar ability to discard its penis after copulation. But what makes this soft-bodied marine mollusk particularly different is its ability to grow a new penis within 24 hours. Sea slugs are "simultaneous hermaphrodites," meaning they possess both male and female genitals and use both during intercourse. Once the slugs complete copulation, they "crawl away with their elongated penises still dangling," and then the organs suddenly sever from their bodies and float away. Within 24 hours, the slugs regenerate the penises and are ready to do it all over again.
Picture the lymph nodes as bars full of grizzled T-cell mercenaries, each of which has just one type of target they’re prepared to fight. The messenger cell bursts in with a grainy photo, showing it to each mercenary in turn, asking: Is this your guy? When a match is found, the relevant merc arms up and clones itself into an entire battalion, which marches off to the airways.
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lᴏʀᴅ.
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
>>74018620
He should also have known that realistically, giving every normal human soldier a hot-shot lasgun would have more impact than all space marine legions combined
But he had to have his hypno-indoctrinated giant muscle men
That's right
The Emperor was into himbofication
🦍
A girl....AND a gamer? Hoo mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooing! eyes and train chimney pop out of skull ARRRROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops all the way to the ground tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of mouth uncontrollably licking everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwuwblwublrrlrlrl tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady.... heart beats so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery in the background spilling creamy white liquid and dough BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the truck gas tank HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA masturbates furiously uguuuuuuuuuu~
母校買収というパワーワード
people don’t fully comprehend the parallels between horror manga and your first blowjob
Noticing that Hana Uzaki's body has triggered pedophilia accusations against the titular character's fans shortly after the anime television series premiere, I was thinking of putting that in the Reception heading. My source is right here - ROBLOXGamingDavid
鮫吉が居なかったら、
スク水モブロリエルフと延長戦＞＜目ハツネちゃんは見れなかった。
鮫吉の勇士よ永遠に。
Public Toilet Erected on Former Site of Razed Xinjiang Village Mosque
My life up here is very boring, it must be said. Truth be told, I hardly can be said to have a life. I have one assistant with me at all times (minions, I call them). The assistants do two-week shifts, and have to stay in quarantine at home before starting a shift. Everyone morning I wake up and go straight to the computer, where my minion brings me coffee (I am utterly useless and incoherent without my morning coffee) and juice, and sometimes a light breakfast. Then I start to write. Sometimes I stay at it until dark. Other days I break off in late afternoon to answer emails or return urgent phone calls. My assistant brings me food and drink from time to time. When I finally break off for the day, usually around sunset, there’s dinner. Then we watch television or screen a movie.
Despite the advertising push’s lack of success with propelling Bloomberg into candidacy, Meme 2020 is back with a new campaign, once again helmed by Jerry Media (Fuck Jerry) CEO Mick Purzycki. As a self-described “collective of creatives, designers, videographers, political operatives, influencers, writers and strategists,” Meme 2020 is gearing up for the incoming 2020 U.S. presidential election with a mission to “make memes that matter.”
With the backing of some of social media’s most-followed accounts, such as Tank Sinatra, Shitheadsteve and Fuck Jerry, the individuals involved in the campaign have an undeniable reach and influence online, with tens of millions of followers between the participants of the collective.
This is something where 40~50-something Japanese liberals and certain Westerners who have it drilled in "You don't joke about that! You don't put it in entertainment!" will not see eye to eye.
Inhaling or sniffing wasabi vapor has an effect like smelling salts, a property exploited by researchers attempting to create a smoke alarm for the deaf. One deaf subject participating in a test of the prototype awoke within 10 seconds of wasabi vapor sprayed into his sleeping chamber.
What better way to commemorate the emancipation of slaves than by pointing out that the Black Power symbol resembles a fried chicken drumstick? Thank you KFC Trinidad for this powerful gesture of solidarity. ✊🏾🐔 pic.twitter.com/u1iwn4xYsB
Look at a typical portfolio of a professional 3D sculptor and you will often find the ugliest images the human mind has ever been able to mass produce in history. I don’t know what is going on with the 3D industry, but there is some kind of unholy consensus that being able to add more detail means an obligation to make it more disgusting.
The source of his reluctance was a programmer—name withheld—who worked on the first floor of Blizzard’s main building. Taciturn and gruff, he reminded Rob of a fairytale troll, dwelling in his programmer’s cave and only emerging to hunt down programmers feckless enough to submit code that broke StarCraft’s latest build. The build was his bridge, and woe to anyone who compromised it.
“He was famous for being a threatening presence,” Huebner recalled. “If you break the build, he will get you, like the boogeyman. He was a big street hockey player, too, so he was a big guy to begin with. Then his gruff demeanor made him a feared presence. Nobody wanted to break the build. A lot of companies now will have sandboxes and automated tests, but it really wasn’t quite that [structured], so you could easily check in something that would take the whole team down for a day or two if you weren’t careful.”
However, I would have liked a jump action that was a little less stiff. Your Power Pigg just sort of flops around instead of gracefully jumping from platform to platform.
They’re both in robes but you have to admit she looks far sexier. She’s feathered and elegant and all kinds of hot. She deserves to be fucked and her asshole is craving a cock invasion that only this young man can provide. His hard dick wants to penetrate her poop hole and it’s nice and clean so he can bang her with impunity. He can fuck his dong right up there and make her scream in pleasure.
Parsons used his "magical wand" to whip up a vortex of energy so the elemental would be summoned. Translated into plain English, Parsons jerked off in the name of spiritual advancement whilst Hubbard (referred to as "The Scribe" in the diary of the event) scanned the astral plane for signs and visions.
Denis Johnson’s beautiful description, in his short story “Emergency,” of the main character Fuckhead, blazed out of his mind on psychedelics, mistaking the abandoned screen at a drive-in for something far more celestial:
On the farther side of the field, just beyond the curtains of snow, the sky was torn away and the angels were descending out of a brilliant blue summer, their huge faces streaked with light and full of pity. The sight of them cut through my heart and down the knuckles of my spine, and if there’d been anything in my bowels I would have messed my pants from fear.
Georgie opened his arms and cried out, “It’s the drive-in, man!”
ahri no_panties
Computational processes are abstract beings that inhabit computers. As they evolve, processes manipulate other abstract things called data. The evolution of a process is directed by a pattern of rules called a program. People create programs to direct processes. In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells. A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells. They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages that prescribe the tasks we want our processes to perform.
Unless otherwise documented, the NPC is missing, and presumed dead, from the Calamity.
NPCs determined to have survived should be updated using the ARR Infobox NPC template.
The exact date of this holiday is difficult to predict precisely; this is just an approximation.
banned from entering Sweden for two years as he tried to come here yesterday for the expressed purpose of burning a Quran (wrapped in bacon)
If you put your love to use the masturbator, there will be fairy hidden in it.
We concentrate our all sincerity to produced it for proofing the fairy tale is true.
It made from "Safe Skin" material which has well reputation for durability.
After you used several times, you can feel it gredually changed fit to you.
We produced the shape based on every body's imagenation.
Entrance features "fitted wrinkle"
"Belly Dots" for creating realistic excitement.
Fairy's erogenous point is "Y" spot
We aimed to reproduce the fairy masturbator realistic.
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
##ALICE## - ladies night
発展的解消
Guy: My son’s dying
Subtitles guy: My Son! Bla bla bla
The Spellbook is a MaxforLive device inspired by sacred geometry. It converts esoteric symbols into LFO signals, enabling you to weave the fabric of nature into your projects.
CAL FIRE Law Enforcement has determined the El Dorado Fire, burning near Oak Glen in San Bernardino County, was caused by a smoke generating pyrotechnic device, used during a gender reveal party. The fire began at 10:23 am on September 5, 2020 in the El Dorado Ranch Park in Yucaipa. The fire spread from the park to the north on to Yucaipa Ridge that separates Mountain Home Village and Forest Falls from the City of Yucaipa.
You can use these textures to make spider webs, vines, bushes, ice sickles, trees, etc.
The /nuke switch destroys the post office, erasing all @mail everywhere. It may only be used by God.
Homer notices that he is sitting in a veritable sea of thick white luscious puke. The stench reminds him of school.
He gets up, blue trousers sodden and stained. He suddenly spots a paragraph in the vomit, glistening with knowledge. He kneels down, shoves his face in the mess, and begins to read.
Then, the Jews will hide behind rocks and trees, and the rocks and trees will cry out: 'O Moslem, there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him.' (Article 7)
As a side note – consider all those papers from over 60 years ago. 60 years ago they had computer science problems they were solving on punch cards, and writing about in academic papers. And here we are in 2017 with 2017 JavaScript frameworks, fighting about who can have sex with whom in Drupal’s community and trying to redefine the word Facade over and over again. While we’re arguing about the rocket science of “stuff goes into a box, stuff comes out of a box” that is modern web development, those people back then shaped the entire world by translating the analog environments they found themselves in into digital, by essentially tricking a little bit of sand into remembering numbers.
Dyr Schwiz laaufft dyr abher in n Kampf um dein Broot, hinst däßst zruggkeerst zo n Bodm, denn daa dyrvon bist ja gnummen. Ayn Staaub bist, und zo n Staaub muesst wider zrugg.
The aircraft was returning from crop-spraying at Malmyzh when the pilots, who were drunk, performed stunts at low altitude. The aircraft was "hopping" over trees when it lost airspeed, banked, crashed in a forest and caught fire.
I feel like I'm in a wasteland. A desert. I see the threads have shifted position, but it's only a mirage. The oasis I thought I saw was only "Top lel."
I continue to roam this barren place. The survivor's colony at DQN shuns people such as myself, the "other-boarders." The creatures I come across are few and far between, and I can not call them posters. You are one of the better ones. Not spam.
This hell was created by idealists such as this: http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1308515293/
This may be my last entry, or just another of many. If there are any others using this site, hello. I hope this finds you before the servers are no longer online.
No matter the man, we all wear masks...
Either on our faces or over our hearts.
As with most of the races of Mer, their split with the Mer Precursor "Aldmer" was over religious differences, though in the case of the Orcs, it was not voluntary. They were originally the worshipers of the Aldmeri spirit Trinimac, but Trinimac was "eaten" by the Daedric Prince Boethia and later excreted. Trinimac's remains became the Daedric Prince Malacath, while his Aldmeri followers were transformed into the Orcs. (Malacath is the central figure and patron deity in Orcish religion.)
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PC/mobile only: naming your character using an internal object ID number in brackets will give you the item that corresponds with the number whenever an NPC mentions you by your name. For example, entering [645][499][163] will give you an Iridium Sprinkler, Ancient Seeds, and a Legend. (This exploit also works with naming children and animals.)
Hundreds of Japanese children surrered from epileptic seizures while watching Pokémon. It was the infamous episode titled Electric Hero Porygon. The children were rushed to the hospital after viewing flashing lights of one of Pikachu's dumb attacks. Guess what? This could've been prevented if the stupid company that draws the cartoon would've known it would happen. They know that flashing lights causes seizures. I think this happened in '96...I dunno, I don't give a shit anyway since I don't watch the show or care about what happens.
Robert J. Brazier was one of the victims of Pokémon when a Pokémon Power Bouncer got lodged in his throat. The doctors couldn't save him because of the size of the toy. The reason Hasbro made it so small was because of greed. Greed for money, greed for more profits. They could've made the 1.5 inch balls smaller, but no, they didn't. Because of them there were more than 60 Pokémon Power Bouncer related deaths. In 1997, Hasbro's Dino Bouncer ball took the life of a 6-year old child.
Another kind of Pokémon death was of children who sufflicated by the Burger King Poké Balls. You probably heard about this enough, so I don't have to explain.
Some injuries caused by Pokémon are of school kids fighting over cards. When a kid gets a "bad trade", he or she may fight the person they traded the card with in order to get it back. Some injuries got children in the hospital. For god sakes, its a piece of cardboard!
I swear by Apollo the physician, and Asclepius, and Hygieia and Panacea and all the gods and goddesses as my witnesses, that, according to my ability and judgement, I will keep this Oath and this contract:
To hold him who taught me this art equally dear to me as my parents, to be a partner in life with him, and to fulfill his needs when required; to look upon his offspring as equals to my own siblings, and to teach them this art, if they shall wish to learn it, without fee or contract; and that by the set rules, lectures, and every other mode of instruction, I will impart a knowledge of the art to my own sons, and those of my teachers, and to students bound by this contract and having sworn this Oath to the law of medicine, but to no others.
I will use those dietary regimens which will benefit my patients according to my greatest ability and judgement, and I will do no harm or injustice to them.
I will not give a lethal drug to anyone if I am asked, nor will I advise such a plan; and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion.
In purity and according to divine law will I carry out my life and my art.
I will not use the knife, even upon those suffering from stones, but I will leave this to those who are trained in this craft.
Into whatever homes I go, I will enter them for the benefit of the sick, avoiding any voluntary act of impropriety or corruption, including the seduction of women or men, whether they are free men or slaves.
Whatever I see or hear in the lives of my patients, whether in connection with my professional practice or not, which ought not to be spoken of outside, I will keep secret, as considering all such things to be private.
So long as I maintain this Oath faithfully and without corruption, may it be granted to me to partake of life fully and the practice of my art, gaining the respect of all men for all time. However, should I transgress this Oath and violate it, may the opposite be my fate.
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This is a dedicated channel for "Yukie Sakura"!
It's a man's daughter!
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9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels[b] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin[c] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”
14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”
15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”
Penus
Verb.
The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.
Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.
Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.
I will say this, though... they've completely run out of originality. It used to be YTMND going to 4chan looking for material, back when everything was all bubbly looking and white, but now they're here, looking for fads to exploit back on their stupid site. YTMND, on the other hand, is a hub of creativity and innovation, and this makes /b/tards jealous, and all they can say in response is N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R unto eternity.
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Well, the man who saw the Night of Power and so received three wishes straight from Allah, no stupid genie tricks, and used them all to adjust his ding-dong--well, that wasn't based on a historical figure, but that's what would happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What if sonic was pregnant
Strike witches but they fly by farting
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