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My grandson said they take triple AAA batteries. Undo the little screw on the back.
Also, whether "getting raw dogged by strangers until you get aids" is in fact straight is dependent upon the gender of both you and the strangers, and whether trans women are women has no logical relation to this, though it may affect the "straightness" of each individual encounter if there is a trans women involved.
I could shit, piss, and cum in a mug and run that in your district as a Democrat and would still beat the Republican opponent by +30 points.
I am 38 years old. When I was a teenager, getting pornography was a real battle. You had to bribe people, you had a lot of embarrassment at video stores, it was not easy.
Today I see young people stop masturbating because of ideology preached by racist and anti-Semitic websites. How can zoomers be so stupid? This is unbelievable.
you: worry ineffectually about super PACs, think 'dark money' is just a metaphor
me: worry about megabats and troglophilic interests, descend deep into the subsurface to the gallery where true brokers of power bathe echolessly in the milky water of a Miocene gypsum aquifer
Don’t Let Your Millions of Dollars Prevent You from Living Like a Peasant
>>183
Yes, the number of times he was sweet and nice are far lesser than the number of times he was mean to others. But we should also consider how important those events were. Giving a quarter of your profits or taking an explosive container, driving penny to Hospital despite not knowing how to drive aren't small.
When he is mean, they are only with words, rarely he is harmful. But when he is nice, he outshines everyone.
He is loyal to the core. He actually wants to live with Leonard forever without realizing that he is an interference in Lenny's relationship. When Lenny Broke up for the first time, he actually tried his best to maintain his friendship with Penny without risking his relation with Leonard.
Infact, he is really too innocent (or childlike or whatever term you prefer) to realize that he hurts others when he says mean things. He is the guy who feels ashamed and low because he has collected all his items from childhood. If anyone has any doubt how innocent (or dumb) he is when it comes to such things, they can watch episodes where penny used trains to manipulate him into advising her about her career (even a 12 year old can figure that out) or when Girls extracted the contents of the letter from Howard's dad.
He is the guy who doesn't even know the meaning of "Friends with benefits" or "How do you get a 12 year old excited"
Like Bernadette says, when Sheldon is mean to others, he doesn't realize it. But when he realizes it, he tries his best to amend. Like he tried when Leonard's name wasn't published along with his name on a research paper.
I am not saying that he isn't annoying and a pleasure always. If we just see clips or only those moments, we would find him to be a jerk but on a bigger picture, I think he is a very good human who is un-intentionally mean.
No doubt there are time when he is actually annoying. I particularly hated his behavior of trying to take the credit of the app, all 4 of them were trying to make and a few others.
He is annoying and jerk but as he doesn't do it intentionally I don't think he deserves all the hate he gets. Nor do any other character from the series. They all have their own positive and negative traits. Sheldon is just an extreme in both but doesn't get to show his positive side as much as negative side.
However, with the latest episodes and him embracing his human side and feelings, I think he will be understood and loved more. We should judge based on Intentions as well as actions.
Some of you (if anyone actually reads it) might think I have nothing else to do going by the length of the post. I do have. I have exams in 2 days and can't focus at all coz I am obsessed with this show. Watched it two times in less than a week.
Thank you for letting me vent out my feelings here. Have a good day everyone.
How the fuck am I supposed to wear cute latex one piece bunny suits when I have a huge cock??
This is bullshit!!
You know, I thought my ecological apocalypse was gonna have a more...I dunno heavy metal soundtrack w/ a bunch of gorgeous, buxom women wearing strategically placed scarves &/or morphs into bike-riding aunties in hand-cured leathers.
I secretly watch this when my girlfriend is at work.
When you go up to a mathematician at a bar and you say "check it out, I can express a parabola in the form y = ax^2 + bx + c...here, lemme graph three random parabolas for you on this napkin", she'll be like, "yeah, so?" And you'll blow it because not only is that not mathematically interesting to anyone of drinking age worth talking to, what kind of pickup line is that, anyway?
Universal Rule of Video Games: If there is a creative system a dick and swastika will be built.
>>190 in the game industry, there is a metric known as "TtP" based on this exact phenomenon.
Please note that November 21 is a Saturday and not a Sunday. We apologize sincerely for this error.
I saw a video once of this guy fucking a carp in the mouth. I thought that was kinda mean to rape the fish like that. Then I found out carp have a pharyngeal jaw that can crush sedimentary rocks to extract algae. That means the fish was a willing participant in the act of oral sex. I don't know how to deal with the realization there are fish out there hungry to suck dick but I can't even get a girl to kiss me.
i’ve had intercourse in the same room as my phantom thieves edition of p5r and my joker amiibo
If the last five years have taught me one thing, it's that white people are ludicrously easy to scare and manipulate.
If the last five years have taught me two things, the first is that white people are ludicrously easy to scare and manipulate, the second is that USA will NEVER cancel WWe.
In September 2015, a 45-year-old dalit woman was allegedly stripped naked and was forced to drink urine by perpetrators in Madhya Pradesh
forums will function basically as online nursing homes for internet sub cultural hangers on
You know about the Sonic Hedgehog protein in the human body, right? Well, I don't want to alarm y'all but it turns out a lack of Sonic Hedgehog causes erectile dysfunction. And the cure is to get more Sonic Hedgehog in your penis.
The disrespect paid to SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated will not be forgotten anytime soon by this faithful gamer.
Pretty masturbatory that there's a historical period called the Enlightenment lol imagine if Plutarch just called the founding of Rome the"Big Dick Muscle Chad period."
Genocide vs. Genocide. Well ... I have to honestly admit that, if the choice is between our genocide or their genocide, I'll always pick their genocide. ^_^
Actually, by the logic of people who throw tantrums when people correctly pronounce it /jif/, JPEG should be pronounced /jay-Feg/, but then I guess people who insist on being wrong are hypocritical and not ones for consistency. ¬_¬
In europe everyone is assigned male at birth and can only claim womanhood after 12 tasks.
(This is how himcules became hercules)
We have not had a woman in 147 years.
Full penetration. A lot of it. Graphic scenes of the protag really going to town on this hot young eggplant. All of the hits. Then back to action for more sakuga fight scenes then back to Chaldea for more full penetration. Back and forth, sakuga to full penetration to sakuga to full penetration, on and on for about 90 minutes and then the panel just sort of ends.
Andy sometimes visits his neighborhood library, which uses RFID smart labels, or radio frequency identification, allowing it to know where all its books are at all times.
Meanwhile, the Air Force, which has a $156 billion annual budget, still doesn’t always use serial numbers. It has no idea how much of almost anything it has at any given time. Nuclear weapons are the exception, and it started electronically tagging those only after two extraordinary mistakes, in 2006 and 2007. In the first, the Air Force accidentally loaded six nuclear weapons in a B-52 and flew them across the country, unbeknownst to the crew. In the other, the services sent nuclear nose cones by mistake to Taiwan, which had asked for helicopter batteries.
Anything with 'whitelist' or 'blacklist' in the policy name was deprecated by Google today because of "racism". They say that the deprecated policy is still working, but judging from what happened to our shipping/receiving centers across the globe, that's not the case. So if you're like us, and were using these policies to control kiosk systems, that control is now, likely, gone. You'll need to get the new templates and re-build your policies with the "not racist" names.
>>208
did stuff break because of certain code sites getting rid of the whole master slave thing?
>>209
I googled around some but couldn't find anyone complaining that a change away from master/slave actually broke their shit, only that it shouldn't have been done in the first place.
There were a few complaints based on hypotheticals, such as that GitHub renaming the master branch to the main branch "breaks git tutorials."
Turning down the volume quality helps, but even then it's still nearly unplayable.
It also has nothing to do with rectums, so this is garbage.
I wish I lived in the Europe American libs imagine exists.
I just love good sex. Just wanted to enjoy something new but since not much is visible(never understand japs don't want show pussy but no problem with buttholes and shitting. Weird. cultures differ.) It would have been great without censoring and I think it probably is not the real deal here. I don't think this dude is with tribe. Damn. Would've like to see the real thing in detail. Black, White, Brown, Yellow, Alien- hell yes to sex. I'm kinda with a bunch of you though. If you just wanted to make rascist shit out of it, what the hell you watch it for. Ah-h-h, secret cracker desire but s-s-sh-h-not let white brothers know about secret desire to look at dark meat-lol. By the way, I'm 100% white irish cracker. I just love good sex. Pound that yummy pussy you Watusi motherfuckers. I love it.
If you don look like a Masters of the Universe/Fist of the Northstar character then GET OFF THE STAGE--you're making your cause look hideous and infantile, which it probably is.
ななひ大好き❤️
if you think these psych ward socks got some grip wait til u see this pussy
>>214
The way this person uses hyphens annoys me and I don’t know why
>>218 I know what you mean, but it makes more sense if you read it in an Irish accent
Stunningly un-user-friendly, impossible to navigate, lacking in anything to indicate to a new player where to go, what to do, or why to continue wasting their time with an atrocious command system that is neither coherent nor consistent. I honestly cannot imagine why anyone would bother.
Weed is not that great, stick with stimulants or psychadelics!!
“Real women don’t wear that much makeup.”
I’m not trying to look like a “real woman”, Grant. I’m trying to look like a Great Fairy from Ocarina of Time. Fuck off.
Thank God I was born in the Republic of Macedonia and not some third world shithole banana republic like the USA where I would have been diagnosed with ADHD and given METH at 7 years old for doodling in English class.
>>223
Macedonia and Albania are some of those countries that euros always talk so much shit about but you never see on the English internet.
Given the fact it's in perfect English, I have to guess that this is like the fake proxy Albanians on /int/.
Also mostly done with a possible replacement for GWND?0 that looks less... phallic? The current sprite appears to curve up and even has not-so-subtle veins... in wood. Even if it's mythology is that it was the chopped-off genitalia of an ent, I'd rather not take the role of someone waving it around at people. 😂
But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.
You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.
But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.
I mean, it's hard at the moment. In order to sell the Corona lie we have to stay at home, meaning all the weekly school shootings (the ones we fake in order to repeal the Second Amendment and emasculate all straight white American men by taking their guns) got canceled, and I used to make some serious cash as a crisis actor. These people have no idea how tough it is to be a pawn of the judeo-bolshevik New World Order.
This has to be the most fascinating, relaxing, and informative snuff video on the internet.
the guy who donates large sum of money every month so that Lazy has to say Expand Dong in every video is my hero
gaming forums are so trash
Re: Trying to explain the difference between a jig, reel and hornpipe.
yhaalhouse -
That was the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Thanks for that.
Listen, I normally have a level of respect for men who shamelessly insert their fetishes without regard for the consequences. The blue skin mindbreak guy from Blizzard is not one of them.
out of control art student rogue blurted out that the monster we were fighting was a fag and rolled a 20 on it
so the DM had to RP the monster losing his confidence and retreating
cat on a table... how did it get there?
it's very sick how even human beings can instantly identify undesirables from one sentence
machines however do nothing at all not good with this : )
in 5 years your phone will hear you cough at 9:34:06 and will know from that that you have the wrong opinions, a fully automated death van will pull up on the street next to you and you will be dead by 9:35:06
Interesting question on a test, since there are no proven explanations about where the rings came from (National Geographic published the latest theory in 2010)
I want to live in a group marriage with talking animals as well as conventional humans. This isn't an idle sex fantasy. It'll happen within my lifetime. We'll share this world with other species. And love will be quite different.
You can't prove Saturn isn't a single lady! Maybe GAWD like her very much! YOU MUST TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!
Am I gay because I am attracted to Elliot Page? I mean, he kinda looks girly in this picture.
Why do you dumbfucks demand conversation? You must understand i'm here to cum, not make a sewing circle with lonely fags who seek their sole human connections on an atlantean genealogical debate forum.
So unless you have a cute asshole, and wanna see my cock on discord, you should just fap and move on.
i was desperately in search of this comment, my brow was absolutely caked in sweat like a newborn is caked in its mother's juice with worry that i would never see this again. thank you
those "people of color" don't count, being further left than liberals actually makes melanin disappear from your body, it's hard to believe but thats just how it is
Straight Black Men Are the White People of Black People.
As a black man, it's true and I'm gonna get myself a nice snow bunny to impregnate multiple, multiple times.
vc:quaiss
>>252
Look as long as you don't have off-topic pissing contests on who has it worse on forums do what you want
They're just piling more charges on themselves. The trials for this are going make the Nuremberg Trials look like a day in Traffic Court.
It's my fetish, in that a woman who is also partially a cat and a horse has a gigantic dick that's also in the shape of a horse beat people to death with it.
DO NOT get good at video games. (An X-box controller is like vagina kryptonite. Don't even pick one up.)
All that tough guy shit but you know inside his pants theres a shrivelled circumcised penis. I cant take an American seriously ever knowing they have a mutilated penis. Imagine driving around in your automatic car with a circumcised penis between your legs, staring through your windshield with your fluoride eyes, daily life of an American, ultimate cucks.
>>257
The first part of this post has really homoerotic undertones. It could have been kami if it went with it but eh
Update 02:
Found out that this tablet is not 64GB, it is 16GB and is multiplying data by 4.
I put a 4GB file on it and lost 16GB of space. I also think it only has 2GB of RAM at most.
>>259
How the fuck does that even happen? What sort of cheap Chinese knockoff hardware is this man buying?
Unless she's a nice girl with a nice cock, I don't want to see her.
>>260
some no brand chink tablet off ebay, found that post on xda forums. I'm not sure if it's real or if the guy is just retarded.
I pray the rosary with candy beads. Crack one between my teeth after each prayer. Life is a candy rosary. Sweet and transient. Progressed through prayer. Gone too soon?
the Philadelphia Experiment ended with several still-living crewmen fused to the hull and the entire deck encased in the opaque colloidal substance that would be reverse-engineered by DuPont and marketed as PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese
thinking about how there was a successful late-'90s adaptation of Kafka's 'The Metamorphosis' renowned both for fidelity to the original matter and the grotesqueness of its special effects but am now being told that I am misremembering 'A Bug's Life'(1998)
The electoral college was created to capture the votes of the symbiotic mycorrhizae living within the dirt. Biden and co are subverting a centuries old symbiosis with the original inhabitants of America. The spirit of America lives on as long as the mycorrhizae vote is counted. You can see the war against our fungal brethren through the urban/rural divide. Blue districts are where the mycorrhizae has been driven out/disrupted, and demonic influence is allowed through. Many parallels between sickness of modernity, and sickness of soil.
Lol my guinea pigs love weed too, they literally come right up to your mouth so you can blow the smoke in their face, i dont give it to them often though, like a couple times a year.
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No he sat there is complete silence for 90 minutes, fucked her for 7 minutes, without making a peep, and then listened to her thank super chats and chat with everyone for another 30 minutes, like a supportive boyfriend should.
I had a laughter attack when I read the thread title, thought "this sounds like ajora" and then instantly got it confirmed.
How does it feel when they make personalized porn just for you?
“According to a report, Georgia Republican legislators fear ANTIFA and BLM will burn down Atlanta if they don’t allow Biden’s fraudulent win to stand.”
Don’t they know Atlanta gets burned down every few decades? It’s a time honored tradition at this point.
her dirzain and stage freight. f*ck you. slipknot is kick ass. and yes, coq roq is a piece of sh*t look alike of slipknot, and yes, slipknot has 9 members, but they sound better than most other bands with less. the more the marrier mother f*cker. i think slipknot has all the right in the world to press charges. coq rock is gay as f*ck.
Wasn’t me but my Dad use to download animal porn, he spent days downloading one, anyways I played dumb and waited for that sucker to hit 97% and deleted, next morning he was having a bitch fit asking me why I deleted his downloads and said “because it’s animal porn” he went off into a rage and then my mum started screaming at me, bare in mind at time I’m only 13/14, remembering the whole incident ending with questioning is fucking animals normal? - it ain’t but to each there own. Few years later they got a big dog.