nigger
(You!)
Soulja Boy, I tell 'em
Hey, I got a new dance for you all called the Soulja Boy
You!
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Ah, yeah!
Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman that whore
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Joking on them haters man
When I do that Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank that thang.
Now you
I'm joking on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass
You catch me at your local party
Yes, I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad 'cause
I got me some bathing apes
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
I'm bouncing on my toe
Watch me super soak that whore
I'm gonna pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna crank it up for sure
Haters wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it
Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man, that shit was ugly
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
I'm too fresh off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that whore
super soak that whore [9x]
I'm too fresh now watch me do it
Watch me shuffle
Watch me you
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Now Superman, Superman, Superman
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
gymcucks
30 SQ and a dream to get Gilgadick.
Ouch, the nostalgia hurt very hardly
I was in elementary school when it was released
I'm in highschool now ;w;
Programs I loaded from my TI-99/4A's cassette drive always ran warmer to me. Assembler instructions were a lot more natural back then, not at all like the cold, sanitized, machine-like instructions loaded from your modern SSD.
9927 - 9361 = 566
she aged 566 years in 20 seconds, which means she ages 566/20 = 28.3 years per second
9927 / 28.3 =~ 350 seconds = 5 minutes and 50 seconds
She's literally less than 6 minutes old.
hai mAn i licked ur old style betar when u did thos bison pics in teh cave walz but this ok 2
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1.
COLD FRIDGE BLUE ROOM OLD MEAT.
BIG BROWN BOWL BIG BROWN BOWL.
HOT.
2.
EVERY DAY THEY REPLACE THE JARS OF URINE.
JUNE, JULY, AUGUST.
LAST WEEK I WAS NOT VERY WELL I HAD A BAD REACTION.
RRRR.
3.
HITLER, PLAY THE DRUMS. PLAY THE DRUMS, HITLER.
I CAN HEAR CHICKENS.
WET BLANKET WET SHEETS.
CAN YOU HEAR CHICKENS TOO?
4.
I’M A BROKEN BURGER DUMMY.
I HOPE YOU ARE A BROKEN BURGER DUMMY, TOO.
5.
THEY ARE THE ROUNDEST OF ALL LESBIANS.
UP THE ROPE COME ON UP THE ROPE UP THE ROPE.
HER NAME IS JO.
WELL I’VE KNOWN HIM SINCE WE WERE KNEE HIGH TO A PENIS.
HELLO, JO.
6.
BEEP BEEP BEEP HORSIE HORSIE.
THAT’S HOW I MAKE-A DA MONEY.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
7.
I’M SHITTING LIKE A KING.
LOOK AT ME AGAIN AND I’LL HIT YOU.
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.
8.
TODAY FOR BREAKFAST I HAD BAD BEANS.
HARD PLASTIC.
IMAGINE THAT I’M AN ANUS.
9.
EGG SHAMPOO.
CINEMA ADVERT CINEMA ORGY.
INSERT COCKS TO CONTINUE.
10.
PIES ARE THE FOOD OF THE FUTURE.
I’M GOING TO GET ALL OF YOU.
The term "boy" is often used in sexual slang as a diminutive term for adult males. Because of the underage connotations, it is sometimes preferable to spell it as "boi", but that may have been lost in the translation. See Boi (sexual slang) for more information. HalJor (talk) 03:12, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
iq 80
>I love god, god is good
iq 100
>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE, DOG BLESS SCIENCERINOS
iq 120
>haha, low iq cucks don't even question the epistemology of research methods, do you even philosophy
iq 140
>honestly it all doesn't matter all that much, our understanding of everything is a social construct to some extent
<that being said, acknowledging something as a social construct does not invalidate it or make it false, but rather is an invitation to examine which parts of it are historically contingent and for what reasons
iq 160+
>nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>I'm 100% nigga
>nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>I'm 200% nigga
wake up sheeple
dude i don't give a shit what karl marx would think of my pronouns, i could open a twitch stream of a vtuber playing fall guys and his fucking brain would explode
I'm an Internet expert too. It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired.
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the last plate of authentic italian cuisine as its being fired into the sun: 👋
italians: 🤬
Right. I remember that the other Hobbits kept getting frustrated at Sean Astin for fucking up his costume and then the film itself getting messed up when they were doing the Grey Havens scene, so they had to keep crying over and over and over.
I love this song. The verse about the drywall hanger is my favorite part because I do drywall, thanks for the shout out fellas.
At which point does a poo stop being your property if it does not enter the sewage system!
Eg. If I were to do a dump in the middle of Boots, walked away, and they cleaned it up, but crucially, it was still in tact as it’s own entity, then refused to give it back me upon my request, are they breaking the law?
Please help asking for a friend!!
we’ll have to sit at home all day and watch TV—at least until the sheriff comes by and sets us out for nonpayment, at which point I guess we’ll have to sit outside.
What will we watch?
By “we” I of course mean the rest of you dumbasses. I’ll of course be watching prestige dramas on cable TV, like a true smart person. David Simon has a new one out next week, based on a book by Philip Roth. I’m glad they got that finished in time.
No but really, like many underachievers, I spend a lot of my free time reading books. It’s never done me any good, and I don’t recommend it.
I would very much like to go back to the life I used to live where I couldn't pick apart this one drum solo in every single song ever made
Song so black my speakers shot each other
All I know is leach didn’t let his children take off practices to go play social justice warrior. The they just kicked the reigning national champs in their dick in their house.
If y’all need me, I will be spending time doing shit on the weekends other than watching football. This Mickey Mouse bullshit is unbearable. Ole miss has removed everything except it’s name, allowed the ncaa to snip our balls off and used state to help and here we are,
>not employing catholics,used to be in scotland if you went for an interview the first question they asked you was what school did you go to,if it started with saint you had no chance,all started with a certain football club who never signed a catholic in over a hundred years,scum.
f*** Catholics. Fair-weather, cherry-picking rubes. ...the lot.
WOW, I watched this when I was a retarded little sapling. Can't believe this is here.
leftists will see another leftist with slightly different views than them and label them fascist and deplatform them, and homophobic wignats will see a horse cock dildo sucking Catboy in blackface and tweet "yo thats kinda based"
>>25 The "certain football club" is of course Rangers but the company he's talking about is DC Thomson, printers of the Beano, Dandy and other long-running newspapers and magazines.
>Local historical note: Gayle Anderson, the 2nd interviewee, was the pop editor of "Jackie" magazine at the time of the concert, published by D.C. Thomson & Co, who also publish The Courier, a publishing company who were infamous in Scotland for being anti-Catholic, and indeed never employed 'Papists' until they were basically forced to by law, well after the point when Ms Anderson worked there. í wonder if she found that 'deeply offensive' during her time as Pop Editor?
[the "deeply offensive" part relates to
>...Interviews with a few fans, with the attendant legally-required footnotes and apologies du jour {í am sure these people do disagree with whatever they believe to be his 'right-wing views', but there obviously is the thought that if you go public with any sort of Moz luv now, even in the 'nostalgia' section, to avoid the risk of on-line abuse in the wonderful world of 2020, you have to deliver such as the following ~ “I’m not a supporter in any way, shape or form of Morrissey’s controversial comments, quotes and opinions over the intervening years and find them deeply offensive” }
Fun fact: Life is political.
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Says who?
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People who have to fight for the right to be recognized as human beings. People who have to fight tooth and nail to ensure their "unalienable rights" aren't infringed on. But I'm sorry, that's political. And you just want to focus on Football.
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Welcome to the Fallout. Where a second Civil War is almost on the horizon depending on the debate tonight. Lots of characters will further divide the country.
The US is broken but a complete restoration and restart is necessary to flood out the corruption in our country. No one should feel safe.
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Oh yeah I think everyone can see the coming civil war. Sadder part is another country will come knock us out while we are at our weakest. Maybe then Americans can stand together at lease one more time.
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How the fuck is a disease political to you?
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Maybe because it’s became weaponized?
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Football itself has been weaponized and politicized. We still talk about it.
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The day the President made it political.....you know, instead of trying to save peoples lives.
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4 more years. Let that sink in.
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You are free to ignore this thread. No one is requiring you to participate.
I was a lifeguard for 2 years & nobody ever touched my leg hair.
What? How? You can make Terry Wads in Touhou Danmakufu?
Looks and feels really good until I put it in the microwave and it melted
you deserve to die for creating this
For the "right to be recognized as human beings" thing, there are some quotes I read in my local newspaper about why people are like this, because people feel like a lot of their causes are not political.
>I wish I could be shocked, but the reality is that anti-Blackness is at every level of our lives. The firing of this woman for a BLM mask illustrates the hypocrisy of franchise owners who are quick to support anti-Black, anti-LGBT and anti-woman causes ... on the basis of bigoted religious beliefs. I hope she sues,
>Over the summer, White wore homemade masks with the words “Black Lives Matter” and “Silence is Violence” to in-person training sessions at the school. She even made a few for teachers who asked her if she had extra. But at one point in the summer, the school's assistant principal texted her to say the school wanted her to stop wearing the masks because “parents will be coming around more and we don’t discuss the current political climate.”
>White continued to wear the masks.
>This is human rights and it should be something that is promoted at our school. It’s an excuse to not talk about it by saying this is politics, talk about it on your own time. It’s just an excuse because they’re uncomfortable with the conversation,
>This is a very straightforward, apolitical statement of something that has been made to be seemingly controversial but really isn’t
It colors everything for some people and they feel that it is involved in every topic, not just political ones and that the "no politics" thing is just an excuse to not discuss things that are uncomfortable for certain groups.
I personally feel like it's not worth discussing with people who feel like this, but it colors everything for some people.
Everything about this mass hysteria these past few weeks is probably the most retarded thing I've ever seen, how everyone just swallows the shit the media feeds them whole. Everyone believing in some racial discrimination conspiracy about genocidal white cops because the media only focuses on white-on-black violence to rile blacks up, while not caring for any other more common match-ups, police brutality and violence in general. To solve this "racism" we'll have rioting and destruction not only in the US but all over the world, even in Sweden where immigrants are treated like kings and the cops are afraid of them. Antifa and all kinds of dreck join in for free stuff and violence and to egg the blacks on, as well as larping with their autonomous zones.
And then you have whites all around the world, as if what's happening in the US is of any relevance to us, falling into some sick mass psychosis. Anti-racist demonstrations all over the world, no one cares about corona any more. Taking knees left and right and worshiping blacks as gods, washing black feet and enacting black supremacy as a religion to combat the bogeyman of "white supremacy". Every single company and brand posting the same message about standing with BLM, every single e-celeb doing the same while encouraging their audience to donate to BLM. You have fucking video game youtubers who never mentions politics, social justice or IRL shit at all, something I used to appreciate, suddenly posting black squares and long tirades about poor black people because white people bad also trump orange. Can't even turn on a video game or watch a presentation about new video games without being told that Black Lives Matter™ and also gays are oppressed. Yes I know that the western games industry is compromised and this is what I expected.
All these "peaceful protests" are retarded as well since this is a non-issue. Had it been about police brutality in general, okay, but protesting non-existent "systemic racism", when you where supposed to stay inside the day before, is retarded. Especially in Europe where "our" immigrant blacks, who aren't related to or have the same history as American blacks, get away with a hell of a lot more than any native.
People act as if this is the worst thing that has ever happened and the most horrible thing they've seen, a cop "killing" a criminal thug resisting arrest by taking a knee and the drug addict having a heart attack. I've seen far worse both from cops and from immigrants.
Two cases that get brought up as comparisons, Tony Timpa, who couldn't breathe under the cops either, and David Dorn who was a black life lost to a black looter, were both worse than the kneeling cop.
And for domestic cases, another case of police brutality that was far worse than the knee was when a man with Down syndrome was shot and killed by four cops who thought he posed a threat with his toy gun. Three of them charged and later acquitted and the fourth cop woman who emptied her magazine to put him down not even charged.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/03/eric-torell-swedish-court-acquits-police-who-killed-man-with-downs-syndrome
No riots, no demonstrations, no talking about police brutality or rights and justice for the mentally handicapped.
And immigrant violence and murder against whites happen all the time, but is hardly reported on by the media and never gets any reaction from the public except from the nationalists and the conservatives. But when a drugged up criminal black dies in America, being touted as a martyr and a Jesus figure, every white woman and the antifa faggots suddenly wake up and starts worshiping him and defends chimping out and immigrant violence because "white privilege racism whiteness". Outraged women can go live in Africa or do mass sudoku to honour the blacks if their whiteness is so horrible, and wannabe revolutionaries can get sent off to a Chinese re-education camp.
>>36 It's a really ignorant, blinkered view of the world, and it's clear the OP doesn't get out much and meet different people, but I don't think people like that are affected by calling them "racist", especially not in response to copypasta on an unrelated text board
It's one of those posts ITT where I can't tell if the person who posted it is mocking the stupid OP or holding it up as a valid point of view
You can get your average redditor midwit to believe anything if you first convince him thinking that way makes him better than some bible belt white trash christian caricature
Chris Johnson has provided several NFL insiders with the number on his yacht and is soliciting advice on the next Jets coach. Here's what he's gotten so far.
>Peyton Manning has provided Chris with another rousing endorsement of Adam's Gaze.
>Pete Carroll has praised Brian Schittyheimer as a coach who is taking football back 50 years.
>Russell Wilson has offered to pay Schittyheimers moving costs to get him out of Seattle.
>Rex Ryan told Johnson the only guy to lead this team is Rex Ryan.
>Korn Ferry suggested co-head coaches; Adam's Gaze should be the defensive coordinator because he can stop any offense. And Greg Williams should be offensive coordinator because he makes any offense look spectacular. And Chris Johnson will actually have the title of Head Coach and will have the final say on every play.
>Joe Douglas called with his list of potential coaches but Chris Johnson didn't take his call.
>Bill Belichick recommended every assistant coach who ever worked for him because they're all successful.
Lesbian Sex Audition is a video uploaded by Chris (as IMG 3207) on 31 May 2016, in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of For Julie's Eyes Only (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a blow-up doll, explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his dick is "five, seven inches long".
The video was previously mentioned in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.
The demonic Sonic Totem reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.
As of June 2, 2016, YouTube deleted the video due to it violating its policies on nudity and sexual content, earning Chris a strike on his channel.
what does this metaphor even mean? what would it mean for the trannies in your head to be paying rent?
>there anybody here that observes it?
It seems not.
>what do you or your family usually do on this special day?
I'm not Jewish.
>i would like to remind the non-observers that this is a board for taking it easy. so... whatever you do, try not to post rants here.
It doesn't seem fair to mention a topic like this and then write that it should be exempt from criticism. If I made a thread on Adolf Hitler's birthday, would it be fair for me to put a clause like this?
Judaism is, like Christianity and Islam, an evil religion dedicated to an evil god, and I want the world to be free from this evil god's malign influence.
I really enjoy it - but I can't stand the feeling of my eyes popping out of my skull and my intestines being pulled from my mouth through my esophagus.
Sáráhgká, the Water Grandmother godess of sex and gender, fertility and birth, puberty, sex and love sends you an ocean of love 💙💙💙💙 and reassures you that you are her child and she loves all her children, because we all feel, and cry, and burn with lust and desire, and we are all the same.
Juekesáhgká, the Sharing Grandmother Huntress shares her love ❤️❤️❤️❤️ too, apologizing for not matching your sex and gender. Every huntress sometimes misses, and she cries for the pain this has caused you, because when we miss, it's because of love. Her arrow missed you because she loves you, her most beloved. This is the true meaning of missing. Once, when we were all the same, you were the whole, the holiest; both male and female in one body you were the holy keeper of gender equality. You are the most-loved and most-gifted child of the Mothers, helping us remember that we are all the same.
Oksáhgká, the Shining Grandmother of the Door, the Change, sends you her love 💛💛💛💛 and warmth and will watch over your change as a mother watches her child. Like you contain both man and woman, she contains night and day, winter and summer, death and life. She reassures you that change is natural, change is inevitable. Everything, even mountains change, because we are all the children of the Earth so we are all the same.
Madtegháhgká, the 🌳🌍Mother of all sends you her love 💚💚💚💚 and whispers that we are all her little walking tree children and she loves us all equally. She reminds you that your roots are deep and many, many generations back, some of them belong to mothers who loved all the children of the earth, and knew that we are all the same.
He pulled the classic: "Told you I'll pay your monkey ass when I FEEL like it. Better suck my D**K!"
Yeah, some fringe Catholics believe that Truman was a Freemason higher-up who purposely chose to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki (the cities with the most Catholics) as some type of blood sacrifice ritual to usher in the new age of man. Most evidence points against this, though.
Western textboard menses are just a bunch of period blood.
>>47 I don't know what this means but it sounds amazing and I want some
When in doubt, add more kobolds.
When in doubt, lewd the kobolds.
Nobody will ever convince me that Finland exists, sorry if that makes me Hitler-adjacent.
Only freaks think football still has any meaning. The world has moved on freaks, you should too. Your numbers are so small they don’t even make a decent subscriber list on a youtube channel , and yet, somehow, you still think you are relevant. It’s amazing . Blind passion in the face of raw statistical data. Face it freaks, your religion is over. No more football. It’s gone and good riddance.
bro orange man drumpf the commander in cheeto said citric acid might help u against coronavirus so i drank hydrosulfuric acid and my insides melted, why would he do this to me
scat
farts
insect
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prolapse
unbirth
vore
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※I'm LoveLive! scat picture draw man.
it WOULD be hilarious to have a vtuber get swatted midstream, id tune in for that alone
id like to see how their software interprets several black clad officers and their firearms
That fly did more for the country in one minute than Trump and Pence have done over the past four years. That fly is a true American hero.
Reminds me of that one movie where Agatha Christie tried to kill off Hercule Poirot (her own fictional character) and he got so pissed that he manifested himself in the real world and argued with her about the implications of what she'd put him through by considering killing him off so callously.
freemans mind is like hlvrai but from likw what 2007 and much more lonely and cringey. god i want to fuckin blow him.
Actually a very bad call to light one up while sick with COVID... weed suppress your immune system. But if your high with pneumonia that is pretty poggers
This comment section is proably confusing af for actual Dean Martin fans
What an interesting question. I think dying from any cause takes only seconds or at the longest a couple of minutes. I think you mean how long does it take to do enough damage to kill you from drinking alcohol. There are many cases now of binge drinking killing young college students, who drink enough to kill them.
The young fellow I used to work for, on his father’s ranch, managed to do it in about 15 years. he crawled up on the beach one day after a swim and died. Then another friend walked out of a liquor store climbed into his pick up and died beside his wife. He was about 30. Another fell asleep with a candle burning and perished in a fire while passed out drunk.
One of times that bothered me most was an Irish friend with a lovely wife and young son. He had lost his job doing sheet metal work and began drinking heavily, his wife supported him and before long he was showing delirium tremors and his hands would shake until he had the first drink. He became a daily drinker and ended up in hospital with kidney failure. When he came home he was a yellow color and I asked him how he was doing, his reply was not too good. He was dead within a week at about 35.
I have often asked myself why, when I abused alcohol and drugs more than anyone I knew, I was still alive at 73.
I am currently in hospital for numerous problems like edema and an infection in my legs and spots in one lung, it seems I got lucky. This last time I came back in I thought I was havig a stroke. They have done brain scans, heart X ray, sono gram of my kidneys and yesterday of my heart. I had scar tissue removed from my uretha as a resuly of surgery to remove my prostate due to prostate cancer and might return home this weekend. It’s 3:21 am as the guy next to me snores and bubbles and pops and I share with you my unseen friends.
So, how long does it take to kill yourself depends on how much you wish to commit suicide, because that is what you are doing. Some just take longer than others, just don’t drink and drive and roll your car on it’s roof and burn to death hanging upside down in your seatbelt like I saw one 20 year old kid do, when I was driving cab. It was not a pleasant situation, as the fire was too hot to get him out and he perished. I had seen him earlier drunk as a skunk, young and mouthy as I picked up an earlier fair in the bar. He was over served and nobody cared enough to prevent him from driving and now he is dead. End of story!
You know you probably wouldn't like Mario. He'd be your landlord and be this obnoxious short guy that becomes 10 feet tall after taking drugs (mushrooms).
I know Shii in real life and he was pretty cool until he met my sister and he got all friendly with her and tried to give her a bunch of hugs and poo poo. She's 10. So I never let him come over to my house again.
There are different species of humans. This is made very clear by the Vedic texts of Sanatana Dharma. Some species of humans are more advanced than others which is made abundantly clear with just a passing glance at current events on the news. The truth is just the truth and has never been politically correct.
All those majestic creatures fought, to have their descendants - become your boner pills. Buy in bulk, and get that sausage stiff again..
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That's the first time I've seen a westerner cite the Vedas.
There is but one truth. If you avert your eyes from it,
you will always remain nothing more than a puppet.
JOHN ROMERO IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS Best friend and plays lot of Deathmatch with you!
Look, I could give a crap about contracts, standing and whatever else: this is, from all I’ve seen, a fine young man who put his body on the line and paid a hefty price.
That, of course, leads me to the ‘I wish football was what is used to be’ crowd. These guys have such a small window to make their money that it’s insane. Wishing for a ‘hometown’ discount is so silly. Do most of us put our livelihoods on the line when we go to work each day? Absolutely not.
These men are not gladiators and we are not Romans.
EDIT: I should add this as well. I used to think I was invincible. I served this country and did my thing. I’ve paid the price: no big deal. But I tell my kids now: “What you do now will echo throughout the rest of your life”, and that gives them pause. I’m glad it does. These men that we root for or against each game day should hear the same.
My childhood friend is working as a fox virtual vtuber who often dream about my 5th grade self that she's been unconsciously love for her entire lifetime
Nah. Its different. See in slavery, we brought the slaves across the atlantic from another continent. That was very wrong. Very wrong indeed. So now we just impose mental and financial hardships on everyone indiscriminately. You're not an 18th century slave, but a 21st century one. And your master isn't a person, but the entire elite class. It just works.
Frankly, if I want news about the USA, I watch Al-jazeera. Don’t have to worry about Dems or Republicans there
I got this and put it on my track, 2 busses and master and sent the track to the record label and they instantly made me CEO for life. previously I have used Soundtoys echoboy and it only got me VP.
Look it’s real simple here guys. I, as a white male, am not offended by my racist school song. But I AM offended that other people are offended.
I mean until today I didn’t even know it was racist. What am I supposed to do, take the time to learn about racism?!?
I mean, why can’t a bunch of unpaid black players suck it up and sing my special football Texas stalking song in front of thousands of white fans? It’s the only time my dad and I have any real emotional connection. OK!
What’s next? Thomas Jefferson? George Washington? Stephen F Austin? Grandpappy? You’re telling me I need to face the troubling racist elements that goes all the way back to the founding of this country?
What am I supposed to do? Look to find common ground, bridge the gap and heal old wounds. Even make small sacrifices to build a better country and quit kicking this can down the road.
I don’t think so. No special blackface football song. No America.
Damn. You got me. All of my feelings about “tradition” (dirty word by the way) are invalid because I left out a contraction.
I saw blood. It was just after the pus and it was mixed in making it creamy pink
Remember when Nazz wanted to go hiking with eddys brother lol
Furthermore, a natural consequence of people reading books is the revenge of the harvested tree flesh (demanding to be consumed so that it can return to the world-gut and reincarnate) and subsequent psychic/memetic possession
When you realize that books hate you for not letting them decompose, imagine what plastic feels like, and the subsequent scope and scale of its violence against life becomes clear. .
The argument could of course be made that even the most hikiko of moris requires the existence of a vast global system to bring them food, electricity, and of course, new vidya
That is one creepy ass looking horse.
The CD-i, like the 3DO, has solid games on it but people watch AVGN vids and take them seriously.
Tiktok is an occasion of sin. Tread carefully around that app. It’s a bait that has led to many a ruin.
The spiders cannot Wait
They are very busy causing Everything
In a world of sheep, I am a fox with seven legs, three tails and mange. Please kill me
"foxes pee on hedgehogs" listen, it's YOUR food, you season it however you want, but count me out lol
when the Buddha said "desire is the root of all suffering", he was talking about gacha games
Put aside your png of the cover art for "Rocket to Russia," the really weird thing about this is that punk and goth are both over 40 years old. This would be like if some 24 year old in 1976 recorded an 8mm film about how you can't like big band if you aren't voting for Jimmy Carter.
I have this idea for a VN. The protagonist is a jewish scientist obsesssed with the shoah. He builds a time machine and goes back in time with the intention to kill baby Hitler, but when the time comes, he decides to grab the baby out of the crib and takes it back to the future instead. He rationalizes his actions by thinking that it would be less traumatic for the mother if her baby just vanished. Back in his lab, he takes a moment to gather his thoughts. Then he realizes that all this time, the baby has been peacefully resting in his arms and gently cooing. As he looks at the baby, for a moment the image of the Hitler he knows - signature hair and mustache and all - replaces the baby's features. Filled with disgust, he's determined to go through with his plan. Nothing has changed. He can kill the baby in his lab and get rid of the remains without arousing any suspicion. Nobody will come looking for the baby. He wraps his hand around the baby's throat. This is Adolf Hitler. He had planned to convey a speech before the act. It seemed appropriate, given how important this moment is. And deep within he felt a growing guilt for having to murder someone long before they would do wrong. This is a baby. It isn't even accountable for its past actions, let alone future ones.
He began: "You are Adolf Hitler. Given the chance, you would have become the killer of many." The baby played with the hand that was loosely wrapped around its neck. "To spare so many innocent lives, I must now take yours." The last line of his speech was supposed to be "I WILL now take yours." He had imagined this moment in detail countless times, and for the last hundred times he hadn't changed anything. "I will now take yours", he corrected himself. He took a deep breath and tried to imagine the face of the Hitler he knew again, but could not. His anger was depleted. It seemed impossible to equate this tiny, curious being to the scourge of his people. He took another breath, closed his eyes and squeezed his hand. Immediately, the baby became distressed. As he closed his grip around the baby's neck, he felt his own throat constricting and his face contorted. Nothing was as he had imagined. He was supposed to kill Hitler in the past and come back to gauge the consequences. As far as the timeline was concerned, Hitler never happened. Did he need to kill this baby? What if it grew up to be a terrible person in the present? Surely the Hitler he knew was more than just the product of his environment.
Maybe this baby would become an animal abuser. Maybe it would become an antisemite. Maybe it would become a war criminal, regardless of how lovingly he cared for the baby. Care for the baby? Thoughts of raising a child raced through his mind. He was almost middle-aged now, but in his obsession to create a time machine, he'd never had any time for love. He had acquaintances, and he could rely on his family and other jews in time of need. He was liked and respected - not least for his extensive scientific affinity - and there were many who regretted his distant and preoccupied nature. For years, the only person on his mind was Hitler. The only person who evoked any emotion in him was Hitler. He opened his eyes. Hitler was crying. How long ago had he relaxed his grip on Hitler's throat? It doesn't matter anymore. But one thing is for sure. As Hitler matures, he will come to resemble that man he hates. It would be impossible to love him. Hitler will have to grow up as a girl.
Working title: Hit-her
My friend and I fed that cabbage patch doll cigarettes. we thought It was hilarious.
Any doll that mimicked a bodily function was always weird to me. Also, I feel Puppy Surprise misled a few children into thinking that you can rip open a dog and find puppies inside.
Performing bodily functions is natural for everyone, and idols like you are no exception to that inherent rule of nature, Moona. There is no need to feel ashamed. That doesn’t make us love you any less. Not at all. We Moonafics sincerely hope you’ll get better soon.
the hardest thing by slime girls is when their children have sex with her father to get semen to grow. but when the mother slime say no in that case i think the babyslime won`t doing it.
If you go skydiving there's at least a non-zero chance that you die, so you're spending $250 to risk your life. Nobody has ever died while rolling in a gacha (I don't have a source for this). So even though it's slightly more expensive, at least you're guaranteed to survive if you spend $400 for a character (probably).