nigger
I'm going to say this once, get a life. You obviously aren't the real Honeydew.
What is the body if not horny jail for the soul?
i could do with a lot less of white guy commentary. not what i want to hear while watching porn
I've been looksmaxxing for a year now with decent results here's some tips I can give
>Sunstares with Swarovski binoculars slc 10x42 4x week at 12-3 PM for maximum Vitamin C gains and ensuring you darken your irises (if it's boring brown it'll turn hazel)
>Facepunches supersetted with neckhangs to failure to get a stronger lowe third and massive neck
>Daily mirror screams to lower inhibtion, practice talking to people, and also good for voicemaxxing. Not technically a looksmax but it's good if you're non NT.
>Invest in a medieval rack or create a makeshift one and periodically get a trusted friend to stretch you until you hear the bones pop out of their socket. If you do that means it works and it'll realign itself habitually making you taller, warning not for the faint of heart. Over if you don't do this while under 6'0.
>Chew ice cubes
>Three houe microscalping and immediately washing hair with vodka afterwards instead of shampoo works to strengthen the follicles and should replace Nizoral if baldfag with Fin and Min.
>Weekly self flaying to really clean and scrub away the dirt and get nice glowing skin. Gives plus +2 PSL if you have shitskin pheno. If experienced, consider facial flaying and clipping off a piece of your nose. Saves money instead of getting rhinoplasty and if well executed looks massively dark triad.
Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27Jq8brPs0 [Embed] everyday as motivation to ascend and Godspeed OP, we're all gonna make it.
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Hahahaha I feel so sorry for all of you GAYstation owning losers
NINTENDO 64 is HERE and is KICKING EVERY OTHER CONSOLE IN THE ASS!!!!
And if you don't believe me, you're either a retard or a NIGGER
THE PLAYSTATION NATION IS NO MORE!!!! NINTENDO WINS AGAIN!!!!
It's not your question that got your PM ability removed. After you sent it I set the forum to log your actions and I saw a bunch of PM's go out right after that. As soon as I saw that, I put a stop to it right away. You asked if it was alright, and then before even getting an "ok" you just went and did it.
Do NOT mass PM users for an issue that is better posted in the forum publicly.
Your PM ability stays turned off, for now. I'll have a discussion with staff before we consider turning it back on for you.
Keep in mind, we in staff do have friends too - and you happened to message one of those friends, so I saw exactly what you PM'd him. I can only imagine the rest were exactly identical. And considering the content of that message ... yeah, I think it's best not to let you loose on that right now.
I went and saw Affleck's Dare Devil during a period when I was extremely depressed and seriously considering suicide. I decided to be more outgoing and try to have more friends. A group of casual friends we going to see it and I went with them. After the movie I used the bathroom, as you do, and when I came out they had all forgotten I was there and left.
Just because your mom and dad are brother and sister doesnt mean you have to take your feelings of inadequacy out on the rest of the world.........get help
One group wants to force their lifestyle and sexual preferences on others. The other are trans.
I see “HE IS ALIVE” trending and I thought they was talking about DMX I click it and it’s about this nigga Jesus
Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to voluntarily insult my ice cream. I've learned a lot and will make adjustments next time.
Back in the good days kids dropped acid and listened to a social reject play acoustic while somebody spat half-truths about Buddhism. Oh, how times have changed!
How about Redneck Native American trying to tell white folks to go back where they came from if they hate America so much?
oversupply of NFTs? who could have ever predicted that there would be so much nothing that the price of nothing would plummet
You call that a compound word? My title in the military was "tietojärjestelmäasentaja-aliupseerioppilas" during NCO training.
Christians and Muslims: ♥️🤝
Israel: 😨😵
This is a PSA stating we need more FNF bbc porn if possible, so i'll get the ball rolling with this one
> Hey progeny from a nepali dick, son of cheap prostitute mother, sister’s penis, motherfucker... I’ll shove your englishness up yours, do you get it? ya daughter sex-trafficker. Moron, learn to read and write first, you’re talking about the same damn thing over and over, illiterate, asshole... post is highlighting how gender insecurity is being fed into young kids' mind at such a tender age and not tr@ns ph0bia... 4th grade failure, asshole, you know nothing about the world and nothing about sex, yet you want to fuck the Universe
Actually those last lines can be better translated as "you know nothing of your balls or your ass yet you'll fuck the knowledge of the universe"
It's kind of sad that it loses the poetry in translation.
How did Godzilla end up in China in recent movies? I understand wanting to destroy it, but isn't it a Japanese controlled franchise?
It's quite sickening to see so many people celebrating the 8 year anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death when she really should have died much sooner.
this is NOT WORKING, tried it with dosbox but it seems like it's one of those HACKED BY SOMEONE games, hacked by someone called hybrid so it seems it is in fact NOT an abandonware game....what a shame.
prince philip died doing what matters most to the royal family: creating a news story that isn’t about prince andrew & teenage girls
Youtube did it! Google is going to end racism with these videos!
If we were dating and I could only ever please you with my tongue, do you think it gives you free pass to have another bf?
All that money still won't make him an inch taller.
You know those ads in magazines that say "Buy a star!" and it's totally BS?
It's like that, but for every star you buy, they burn down a forest.
There is also "Monsteraffentittengeil", which roughly translates to "pretty good".
I also remember being surprised at a couple other quick odd changes in tone. The bee torture thing. The squirrels just let the wasps kill you over and over and I assume they don't know you're unkillable. In the snow level you're ice skating down this otherwise magical winter wonderland, and then you skate through a hollowed out whale carcass. Same deal in the garden level. Out of nowhere you start have to crouch walk through a hollowed out caterpillar. I liked these in an "Oh, what an odd choice" way, but if I was a Parent playing with their kid I may have been put off by any or all of these things.
"Finally," he said, "a chance to use my music production degree and maid outfit to make something truly sublime."
Bruh moment öyle bir andır ki ırkçılığa karşı yazdığın şarkıyı ırkçılık yüzünden kaybedersin
I CAN'T STAND EATING FEIJOADA ANYMORE!
Nice! Next exam i have I'll write god as every answer and will claim i got cancelled when i fail.
What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from
Taihen desu!
Oh wait... a second, what color is this mayor? Lemme go check....
Back now. Scratch that. The idea of "consequences" is obviously a bridge too far.
>>737
This person uses periods too much and would be incredibly awkward if this sentence was spoken
Maybe croc meat taste like shit? Probably wasn’t worth the energy to deal with but idk
Mark Zuckerberg is the uncanny valley.
Dumb game dumb concept dumb everything and here I am reading and commenting on it
Haha love these ants! Their bite hurts SO MUCH! 🖤🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
As a long time high school substitute teacher, I wish they still taught sex ed.
The year they stopped teaching it, there were 12 pregnancies.
Well, as they say Jesus loves the little children (even if they're illegitimate and unvaccinated. )
I would totally show the kids that part of this video, not that that would make a difference.
I once had a kid tell me there was guano in the Monster energy drink he was happily consuming. ( there isn’t)
I asked him if he knew what guano was?
He proudly said “bird poop”.
So I asked if he thought it had bird poop in it, why was he still drinking.?
I increasingly have no illusion about the future of our species.
In fact I wish we would just get it over with before we take everything else with us.
anubis is just the grim reaper with a $6,000 fursuit
Fucking excellent impersonating there mate, airline pilots well known for sitting in the local park in their uniform with a few cans of Special Brew. No idea how your neighbour worked it out honestly.
If this game were realistic, unhappy guests would fight the entertainers, and the security guards would run over and escort them to the park exit.
middle aged women love thinking their mid 20s loser son is secretly a genius sex god
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“Welcome to Mini Golf 1! Here’s your golf club, your golf ball, and your golf vest!”
“Uh, what’s the vest for?”
“It explodes if you step off the course! We’ll take it off for you once you return your club and ball at the exit! Have fun!”
Racism: has continually progressed since 1980s with understanding of historical genetics à la African ghost DNA, new haplogroups discovered, DNA sequencing, miniscule sample size evopsych studies.
Anti-racism: based on the same book since 1980s
WHO are the progressives here?
had the absolutely horrific and terrible thought that people being horny for menhera is just the anime version of "SuicideGirls"
Capitalist Discourses: Semiotic subdialectic theory and the subcultural
paradigm of reality
Jean-Jean S'en Brule d’Erlette
Department of Sexual Politics, Misanthropicallisticism University, Montreuil, France.
Semiotic subdialectic theory and Foucaultist phallic power relations In the works of a Pseudo-Madonna figure, a predominant concept is the concept of prestructural consciousness and it's inherent wankability. The subject is contextualised into a subcultural paradigm of reality that includes 'STURBANDOnation to the ABSURD as a paradox.
HOWEVER, the primary theme of such lofty works of Onanistic reiterations to a Madonna figure is not narrative per se, but postnarrative. La Tournier[1] suggests that we have to choose between semiotic (I can hear YOUR sniggering FROM HERE that YES the word is derived from SEMEN, as are YOU) subdialectic theory and Batailleist "powerful communication".
Thus, Lacan uses the term ‘Foucaultist phallic power relations’ to denote the absurdity, and some would say the collapse, of neotextual society that any FIFTHEENTH-EDUCATED-IMBECILLE should grasp their own tumescent member most vigourously when faced with MOST SUBLIMIMIEST OF HOLIES CRACKY_CHAN. Many such theories concerning the empirical subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality may be revealed by judiciously peeling back the layers of the pseudointellectual foreskin that you SO BLATANTLY seem to be burdened with.
2. Cracky-Madonna and semiotic subdialectic theory
If one examines Foucaultist power relations, one is faced with a choice:
either reject constructivist desublimation of the libido or conclude that sexuality serves to
exploit the underprivileged and marginalized BETA-CUCK. Therefore, Marx uses the term ‘the subcultural
paradigm of masturbo-reality’ to denote the common ground between the total lack of any semblance of class and civil society. The premise of Foucaultist phallic power relations holds that class, perhaps paradoxically,
has NO SIGNIFICANCE.
The characteristic theme of la Fournier’s[2] analysis of
SEXTUAL objectivism is the role of the artiste as poet (YOU KNOW IT). However, if the Foucaultist phallic power relations holds, we have to choose between semiotic subdialectic theory and the neostructuralist horny police narrative. Sartre uses the term ‘Foucaultist phallic power relations’ to denote the VAST difference between society and sexual masturbo-identity.
“Class is used in the service of sexism,” says Marx; however, according to Parry[3] , it is not so much class that is used in the service of sexism, but rather the futility, and hence the failure, of class. Thus, Werther[4] suggests that the works of Madonna are reminiscent of Koons. If postcapitalist deconstruction holds, we have to choose between Foucaultist power relations and semioticist theory.
It could be said that in the 7 Days set the Psuedo-Madonna Cracky-Chan, deconstructs semiotic subdialectic theory; in the act of witholding sexual-gratifiction she analyses the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality while sitting on the crapper. Debord uses the term ‘predialectic misappropriation’ to denote not, in fact, dematerialism, but the obsession of other men's PENISES by horny police postdematerialists seeking to gatekeep adulation of the HOLIEST OF HOLIES CRACKY-CHAN, who would be better served by severing their own accursed member as Saint Thomas Aquinas so oft threatened to do, (FAPOCRITE) but never actually got around to doing the aforementioned deed, YOU CAN DO IT.
Thus, Derrida promotes the use of the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality to deconstruct a SANCTIMONIOUS, FAPOCRICTICAL, PYGMALIONIST, DUMMY-HUMPING hierarchy. Drucker[5] implies that we have to choose between merciful Foucaultist phallic power relations and such Sartreist absurdities.
However, the subject is interpolated into a semiotic subdialectic theory that includes language as a sextual masturbo-reality. Many such discourses concerning the defining characteristic of a post-OnlyFans-capitalist society exist. Very sad.
Thus, Debord uses the term ‘neomaterial nihilism’ to denote the common ground between sexual masturbo-identity and truth. Lyotard suggests the use of the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality to modify and challenge society's willingness to fap to pseudo-divine beings. (unlike Miss Stephanie Turner, who akchually IS divinity INCARNATE, the truest of the TRUE SISTERS OF MERCY.)
If your gay sex is so good that even the lions are saying "damn dude, we oughta try that" then reconsidering options is a necessity.
Elie Wiesel, the supreme king of virtue signalling
I think you're right. All the foreshadowing seems to be pointing toward the psychiatrist making Yui his deceased wife's replacement as revenge for raping her and driving her to suicide.
Conservatism is, by definition, antagonistic towards humanity. Opposing progress is misanthropy.
The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.
Awesome! If you finish either of the orcs or that zombie soldier you showed in the spriting carnival thread, I'll circumcise my children in your holy name. 😁
I am a beaver. I chew trees down with my incisors, which by the way never stop growing.
I notch the tree with never a care in the world. Try it some time.
>be me
>tranny mental freak
>bored AF
>decide to post in a north korean gay forum about transphobia
>"why people are so mean about us trannies"
maybe if you post your bullshit in reddit, you get results.
here your are nothing but a faggot
go dilate and watch james charles
Bullshit.
Strength and weakness are necessarily components of every human being as we are mortal and incomplete.
There is no human of only strength, nor only weakness.
For every strength one has, there is also a fault, a lack. Beauty breeds vanity. Hardness breeds cruelty. Power breeds hubris. Success breeds excess.
What makes hard times is bad leadership, yours or that of others.
True however, is that weak men create hard dicks.
Ahh portugual.... the Brazilian speaking part of Spain
Tbh. I used to hate children. Then I finally found a good recipe. Proper reasoning.
Of course downtrodden people don't look or act 'respectable'. Why would they act like the people that victimize them?
Coulter is relatively intelligent, she's just a hateful bitch. Lahren is little more than a Nazi Markov chain stuffed into a Barbie doll.
I slowly pull the shiv out of the stranger's back. I rifle through his pockets and find two burger ration tickets. I head towards the McDonald's, humming "im lovin it"
man had some fuckin demons and none of us could've ever predicted hearing an anime girl say "sus" would've released them all at once like Pandora's box
>>2 fuck sea shepherd and fuck you. get cancer. i hope all dolphins get cancer too.
Doomguy actually wears gloves and does not have super thick wrinkly hands like I thought before
Ya me and my 5 year old gon blaze up together thats joint custody
you said furry then showed a brony
you need to put down the japanese textbooks and study the different sub-categories of degenerates
there is no greater destructive force on this earth than a middle class white liberal with good intentions
ask a straight guy how many dudes he’s slept with and see how gender neutral it is then.
I am an anglophile, and I'm not ashamed of it.
Every day, I wish that the glorious british empire had conquered and anglicized my shitty inferior nation. My life as a non-anglo is barely worth living except for the fact that there are still so many achievements of the ANGLO man left to marvel at that I couldn't ever hope to experience them all in one hundred years.
My nation is landlocked but I dream of the wide open sea, and of the mighty British ships that conquered her. I imagine myself at the side of Lord Horatio Nelson (possibly one of the greatest military commanders of all time) on an 80 cannon ship of the line. Our broadsides are tearing through filthy fr*ch scum when a cowardly frog shoots him. I look into his dying eyes and suddenly I'm in Africa, the heart of darkness, on a paddle steamer. My expedition is making it's way upstream of a river when the thick foliage suddenly clears out, making way for a seemingly endless body of water. We did it. We discovered Lake Victoria. Then, I'm in a factory where powerful beasts of steel powered by steam and fire are working tamely for the ANGLO man. The steam turns into gunpowder smoke. I'm in a line battle. We're moving down hordes of Zulus, Frenchmen, Germans, Americans, Russians, Turks and Chinese but they just keep coming, for Britain's enemies are many but equals are few. They are about to overrun us when I find myself in the seat of a Supermarine Spitfire, the best multirole propeller fighter ever built. I know I must defend our skies from the invading huns. I fire a salvo into the side of a g*rmanic bomber. It catches fire and falls out of the sky, a victim of superior ANGLO engineering. Now, we take our fight to the invaders. Lancaster bombers are raining fire on g*rman cities. I look up into the night sky and see Bomber Harris himself smiling down at me. Finally, I arrive at the falklands. My SAS squad is surrounded on all sides by argie scum, without escape. I'm out of ammo, ready to die for the Queen.
You know, this may actually pose issues for future hikers, as many of the dead bodies had become trail landmarks.
Yep, uncles are more of the “society owes us sex why are women not giving us any” variety.
All mighty protector of the #Lewd and #Ecchi I beg of thee, please heed my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. I beseech thee, grace our humble game but first I shall call out thy name: EMPUSA!!! Find me #waifu related profiles to follow!
>American Blacks may reject the idea sorcerers can remotely shrink or erase their penises and then turn into goats to evade capture, they don't believe in mermaids, they know guns aren't advanced white man magic, and they aren't killing bald men on the rumor there's gold in their heads.
Have you ever seen an African-in-America react to a magic trick?
They're like cats with cucumbers.
These fucking flannel bands are killing us!
Have you tried digging your nose by putting your hand behind your head and come from the other way round? Don't try it: you may sprain your hand or poke your eye. That was how I felt after I tried the Sous Vide process. I will not bother with the oven either.
Yeah when I think of the most atrocious problems of the USSR universal daycare is right at the top.
You're not intended to read this as a Blade Runner reference, but I guess I can't stop you, much as I wish I could. I wish I could do a lot of things.
Tus días como persona normal están contados. Tus días de ser BASADISIMO acaban de comenzar.
A man who raided a McDonald's brandishing a fake gun and demanding nuggets has been jailed, after fleeing with a McMuffin and cash from the till.
Rock: 3 chords played in front of 10,000 people
Jazz: 10,000 chords played in fron of 3 people
woman dedicating her entire life to academic japanese queer studies because she was bullied for liking yaoi and was too afraid to say "yeah I find it hot, fuck you". many such cases!
We was sittin' there watchin' the stage. Waitin' for the man they called Coltrane to come out and do his thing. It was me and my four droogs. Them bein' Peter, Georgio and Dim; Dim being really Dim.
'Round an hour'd passed and the place was packed straight through to the back. I'd just dropped some dollars for 'Trane's Giant Steps six months back. Now was the time, this was the place. The Village Vanguard. New York City. 1961.
I was only there for the first night, see, but them cats at Impulse! just made my life complete. They put out four CDs of all that sound 'Trane put out those nights. But you know my type, man. Can't afford to eat, let alone spend some heavy cash on music. So I only got the essential. Live at the Village Vanguard: The Master Takes is one disc, makin' it one-fourth the cost of the box set. And you only get the best stuff.
Man, the opening beauty of "Spiritual..." It's like a dream I had: I floated on the River Nile, smokin' some fresh weed, relaxin'. But I ain't ever gonna see the Nile anyhow. This track's as close as I come, and it's close enough. Best of the best, though, has gotta be "India." It's only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. 'Trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man. Some richness, daddy. It's a sad thing his life was cut short by them jaws o' death.
Shit, cat. It don't make a difference. The man produced enough good music to last me a lifetime. This Village Vanguard thing's just another example of the genius of Coltrane.
I am a house
I feel like I have lots of small little sofas inside me.
Also I have a basement full of ice cream and steak in me.
It is day 3 of being a small family house with a king size bed.
Can anyone relate?
Thanks.
I'm going to take a wild guess here, but are you feeling a bit frustrated because no one is listening to your noise? If so, don't be; that's how it used to be before people started sharing their distorted farts online, and maybe that's how it should have stayed. If you're making a racket for recognition or having your ego fed; stop making a racket 😉
I AM NOT PISSED ABOUT PEOPLE NOT LIKING OR ANYONE LISTENING TO MY SHIT I JUST WANT TO FUCKING NOT EXIST ANYMORE BECAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD IS FUCKING GARBAGE NOBODY IS WORTH A FUCKING THING TO ME ANYMORE AND FUCK MONEY
ALL PEOPLE ARE IS MONEY
FUCK EM
NOBODY HAS KINDNESS, DECENCY OR RESPECT
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FUCKING ANGUISH WITHOUT HARD WORK AND I HAVE WORKED ENOUGH
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF PEOPLE THINK IT'S EDGY
I just want to go out and walk to a new country but I got a fucked up toe
nu(t) a shulny = no I shall not
if you don't have this release then get it ASAP, the artist i worked with has come out as a full fat TERF (self identifying)
it will be deleted at 10pm GMT tonight (4th May.)