nigger
It's a portmanteau of iPod and broadcast.
And no. I doubt if anyone under 30 realizes this.
It's called frostbite and you don't want a rectal one. There's basically no medical records for it, but i can assume it leads to nasty opportunistic infections. Also, normally hypotermia is measured by taking the temperature rectally so it might spur unnecessary treatment if you won't admit you wanted to feel like Frosty the snowman was rawdogging you.
Same, and I was like “no I don’t think they get any respect actually”
Mark Sophavandy
Trump is john kreese and supporters are the cobra kai students. totally brainwashed.
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The evolution of Star Wars and Harry Potter political allegories
I'm glad this sexually excites even one person on the gods green earth.
people don't want to believe it but "new age Q healing crystal sandy hook truther antivax hippy national socialist whole foods schizo-patriotism" is going to be the next global mass movement
John McCain is in a tiny cage in hell listening to this on loop
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Dude prepped us for liberal republic's slide to fascism through forever-war and we bitched about Jar Jar
Where's that Nazi quote saying always accuse the enemy of doing what you were doing? Can't remember the guys name, something Gerbils?
My favorite reason for the spinning bow ties this week:
The people of action on the right have appeared--and they appear to not wear bow ties.
Dear the newspapers. I didn’t “battle” Covid. I lay on my bed reading a book till it went away
The election was stolen from us. Giant Meteor should have won, but orbital mechanics and gravitational physics cheated us out of it.
The Left naturally prefers lies to truth, ugliness to beauty, chaos to order, tyranny to freedom, and human suffering to human flourishing. For they are the culture of death, the children of darkness. They are spiteful mutants who want revenge for being born. They wont rest until the entire world is as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.
My grandma keeps chickens. They feed them fried chicken sometimes. They love it.
For the last time, the clown is not the rapist.
Never forget Stalin’s famous words. “By clicking accept. We can sell your browsing history to paid advertisers for the GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIA”
Ladies, I want you to imagine your boyfriend giving it to you from behind. Then you turn around and he's making the racist Chinese face at you where he slants his eyelids with his fingers
can you please post shotgun Saturday night episodes. if not. I understand.
Trump nuking DC would be proof that he wants to destroy our nation's enemies.
don't worry, there are plenty of other frogs around, sad that we killed dinosaurs and neanderthals though, I wish more people were vegan.
god hates us
I have been fighting a silent battle against cuckold bulls for 14 years now
i find the genders connected to sound and color easiest to understand (maybe that's cause those are the ones i feel lol) for example my gender can feel like a color (huegender/colorgender), i think it might be black right now?.. usually it stays around blue/purple/pink but it was gray a couple days ago.. it can also feel like its quiet or loud (voluflux), usually its muffled and quiet (mufflegender) a couple days ago i felt like my gender was like if you were listening to something with broken earbuds and one of the ears was very quiet and the other was very loud, yes very specific i thought it was kinda funny
introducing... DOUGACORE
an aesthetic that is an amalgamation of animecore and webcore! it is also highly based on 2channel, futaba and nico nico douga. basically japanese internet stuff lolz
dougacore things include..
That's cultural appropriation. Leave the Nazi's be. These are our own homegrown fucktards. These are MAGA.
Parrot S. Vinosa (?)
Move your body real closer
sorry serb but in real life the bošnjak gets the girl
So cleaver yet so naive....
I was downloading porn on my gateway computer, playing baldur's gate 2 while cartoon network played in the background. Simpler times
1453 was an inside job! Ottoman cannons cannot breach byzantine walls! Wake up sheeple!
pretty cool how you used the piano as a green screen
For me it was seeing the videos she made before she was famous, when she was still in school. Those are even more concerning than her current ones. I mean they were REALLY like a psycho person.
In all honesty, I think she is clinically ill. But it's not to a point where she's unable to function in society. More like a rather severe personality disorder, similar to turret syndrome or something. But hey, it makes her unique among other idols. When did we ever see a popular idol with an obvious psychological knack? I think it's cool as long as she doesn't get depressed over it when she gets older. Maybe it's just a temporary thing too.
Neither am I, but then again I don't think I've ever tweeted her to begin with.
The tears look like sperm. Now you can't unsee it.
Outright communism. This isn't likely to happen. Not in the short-term. But, suppose it did. Well, the starving times come earlier. I doubt it though - oil and alternative energy is so abundant we can live in that weird cambion explosion time when all manner of idiotic creatures survived.
Seriously cannot imagine what some of you expect. Do you think he is going to show his hand to his enemies just to help you unbunch your panties?
No my deodorant does smell good Spartan ad guy
Been getting a few new followers apparently looking for accounts regarding the YFI cryptocurrency. I wonder how many cuckold and bestiality captions I can post before they realize they made a mistake.
Or... maybe it isn't a mistake. Who am I to judge?
Telling mommy "Lasch would spit on you" next time she burns the chicken nuggies
Similar thing I've always done: the dick mic. Stick a 57 in the middle of the kit aimed at the drummers crotch and smash it. Same thing really
Play monke but instead of being a large ape hes a small hamster inside a giant mechanical ball
I’m watching this clip, yelling at the cops, “Testudo! Testudo!” That’s Latin for ‘turtle’, a common battle formation since ancient freaking Rome! And these cops just stood there not knowing what to do. Talk about a lack of proper training.
A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks
"What would you like sir?"
He squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order
"Coffee. Black."
A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero.
The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far better human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee.
do I really want to "gore" the like button and be on the know about everything "concerning edge"?
Princess Zelda’s self-determination helped me come to terms with my bisexual identity
It really made me realize how messed up this all is. It's pushed me almost completely off the ledge, but I was always going to lay out the trash bags and put one ear to ear anyway. This guy has a family, and accomplishments, and memories. He should taking vitamin D, then going to parades with his grandkids and playing cards with his old work buddies. Not scraping for human contact by asking a washed-up loser to debug his TeX. over Skype.
"Sesshomaru is a GROWN MAN marrying Rin!" wrong, Sesshomaru is a 500-year-old dog that makes himself look like a human because he feels like it. If we're gonna have any conversation, it should be about how Rin is a furry
It’s a show about furries okay. That’s all it is. And if you like it, I don’t know how to break it to you, but you’re probably a demon-furry too. It’s okay. Embrace your fate
It's kinda sad and epic at the same time
I Drink a can of monster energy drink every day in hopes to grow a giant kidney stone that needs surgical removal so when its removed I'll ask to keep it and then eat it infront of the doctor
this is my life goal
おにいさんスクリレックス
じゃあワシこれから飛行機のセックスの画像 (へのリンク) 投下しますね
Some of the Affected Mattresses contain a removable outer cover which may be removed by a zipper2. Each day in America, millions of individuals use zippers to open pants, jackets, coats, shoes, backpacks, luggage, mattress covers, etc. Given how widely people in our society use zippers, attaching one to an object invites opening that object
bear? Why not? Press the spacebar.
ah yes, the climate is known for accepting envoys
it receives them in its throne room on the sun
Rowling would have talked about the easiness of going to the bathroom with no panties, and how Tacos is half-Mexican.
jesus...this guy was gold on the stick
The Graphics Interchange Format is not intended as a platform for
animation, even though it can be done in a limited way.
Something very depressing abt the netflix winx show being apparently homophobic, fatphobic and racist to top it off but on another hand, "The fairies are homophobic" is a hysterical sentence to type out
one of my rapists died lmfaooooo
Ukraine’s Elite Combat Dolphins Will Serve Under Russia
And the children become cringe suboptimal humans
these keys are on the board but i cant skate on it??
“A professor says, Trump’s support from minorities is due to ‘multiracial whiteness,’ meaning ‘White’ as a skin color is out, and ‘white’ is now a ‘political color.’”
Honk
Ohh I see. I guess I do this most of the time, except when I'm wearing my short shorts and look like a fag :b
I wonder how Tolkien must feel when he looks down on Varg and sees him post this crap
I once listened to a arcade fire. a small lapse in judgement, yet my cruel punishment is to eternally lurk on forum sites, endlessly arguing the merits of weezer with people who like zack snyder films and star wars
is this some crazy new sport where you use your genitals or some shit? how the fuck are reproductive organs relevant in athletics pls
That’s supposed to be, ‘Boob armor’? As boob armor goes this is pretty tame. If you get worked up over this you must find the scandalous glimpse of a stocking to be grounds for a riot.
To me zionism means love and acceptance, the ethnic cleansing is only a small part of it.
shirt that says “everything is subject to change” on the front and “nothing is final” on the back
Be careful!
It's my buttocks!
Oh shit!!!
You are bad guys!
A 😺 comparing a 🐺 to a 🦊
I have obviously already stolen a child, of course we switch vehicles and take the cash too.
Well I wouldn't say nothing... but the interpretation was definitely looser than a $20 hooker
War is the default state of existence. What are you, some kind of faggot?
it always bothered me why rock isn't around anymore. What happened to rebellious teens and what not? You listen to songs now and it's all about just doing drugs and being chill, there isn't any more anger. Then I realized this has to be the result of the record label industry having a tighter grip on who gets to be famous and what their songs are about more than ever before, so rather than hearing the voice of the people, we hear commercialized noise of songs written by community. This seems to be happening in other media industries as well. But surely on outlets like youtube that should be the place where current generation expression thrives, but nothing. Then I realized, in the past, people didn't have a real way to express themselves so they did it through the arts, now you can just record real life and that speaks for you. Why write a song about oppression when you can just share a video of a guy being beaten by cops
As a result of living such a corrupt life, I was obliged to wear a cervical collar from today. I will try to heal quickly.
"We can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent"
im kind of dissapointed that you didn't understand most of pappu frank's jokes :'(
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Every time Toots dies, Hell kicks him back out.
"Drive" establishes Kayden Kross as the most adventurous Adult Cinema filmmaker of our day, with several firsts established by this erotic thriller.
It's the first major feature that successfully integrates previously segregated niches of porn, as Kayden includes XXX scenes of not merely boy/girl and girl/girl variety but adds in the currently trendy transsexual content (via a three-way involving TS superstar Aubrey Kate) and even crosses the line by having boy/boy homosexual explicit sex too. Featuring Gay Porn stars Pierce Paris and Dante Colle, this last-named subject matter is artfully presented as part of an hour-long group-sex extravaganza involving the film's star Angela White.
And for good measure, Angela and Joanna Angel also don strap-on dildos for some pegging of Wolf Hudson, another sort of fetish porn rarely included in so-called "straight" shows.
Last breakthrough is the crucial casting of statuesque Maitland Ward in the mysterious role of Angela's alter ego, as we encounter Maitland first as a fortune teller (dressing in fetish-gear), then a dominatrix and later a fantasy nurse. Her acting performance, as well as Angela's, is magnificent, matched by unbridled sexuality from both of them. Much to my surprise, after watching the film I was apprised in Ward's IMDb bio that she was a successful mainstream actress both in TV and on film two decades ago, her recent crossover into Adult roles somewhat groundbreaking.
Without spoiling the suspenseful feature, note that Angela's character is leading a controlled life married to co-worker Manuel Ferrara, but after meeting Maitland she ventures into unknown erotic territory, her sexual drive eventually getting the better of her.
Kross, after packing in a ton of sexual content featuring a vast cast of players, leaves us hanging at the end as to how much of Angela's experiences were real and how much was merely in her mind, perhaps simply erotic dreams. There are hints, as in her frequent X-rated nightmares as well as a trip to the shrink (played by Frank Bukkwyd), but the cleverly pre-telegraphed finale lets the viewer come to his or her own conclusions.
>Something is rotten in Denmark.
We conquered you with kartoffel and øl while you were sleeping.
It’s like a vampire complaining about mosquitoes giving their food malaria.
I called them and they answered "Gamestop, no you can't buy stock here." He sounded relieved when I was like "yeah no shit, people are seriously calling about that?" Then I asked if they had Battletoads.
Body of a Fox
Legs of a Deer
Roar of a Demon
Scent of a college dropout
My dad legitimately flew international with weed in his suitcase.
We got to Punta Cana and he opened his suitcase and said "oh, my bag got searched" as he pulled out the TSA piece of paper and set it aside. Then he said "good thing they didn't find this" and pulled out his container of weed.
Just like, goddamnit, Dad. We're on a beach in Punta Cana. People literally walk up to you and ask if you want it, without the risk of being arrested for traveling internationally with drugs.
I have made every post on this forum, and I think it's time to come clean. I'm sorry to all the lurkers for ruining this great charade, but I've finally worked out all my numerous psychological and mental problems. Thank you for bearing with me all these years.
What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.
"You go to the concession stand... is anyone's every been there.. They go-I go-the other day I go see a movie and I go to the concession stand and the guy goes, or the girl behind the-I say uh can I get a Coke? and the girl there says to me, can I-This bitch behind the counter goes... can I.. We only got Pepsi. So I go well - She said so there Pepsi O-I Can-Is Pepsi ok-she say-I say-and I go... No, if I wanted pepsi I would have ordered pepsi... so..."
I want a DD mod where the narrator said "lol" and "lmao" when your character dies.
Ikr? As a Christian I can't believe this country gives free food the way Jesus gave free fish & bread to al those peo-...ahem Never mind.