[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:50

nigger

550 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 16:51

The entire feminist movement is really a femcel movement. Ugly women trying to ruin life for those happier and more fortunate than themselves.

551 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 22:46

>>549
Theres a squid that has the second largest penis in the animal kingdom when erect. Feels like anything goes with inverts.

552 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 01:37

>Unironically calling someone a "boomer" in any context other than a literal "baby boomer"

LOL. Could have as well written "I am a hyperfaggot" and the message would stay the same.

553 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 02:12

I like that your statement implies there's a alternate universe where Vladimir Nabokov is the grand wizard of the KKK.

554 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 16:57

>some faggots doxxed her

she's asian. how the fuck does she get recognised?

555 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 18:52

They need to have a sign at the entrance that says whether or not the volcano will blow that day. As someone who suffers from anxiety, it would be helpful.

556 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 21:38

i thought it [a limited hangout] meant "exclusive treehouse club" but it actually means "let just a limited amount of your genitals hang out of your basketball shorts"

557 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 00:26

Idea: humans are bad and distinguishing 256 bit hex strings. Humans are good at distinguishing pictures of people.

So, let's convert Ethereum addresses to Anime characters "for security".

https://github.com/nagolinc/notebooks/blob/main/Safety_Waifu.ipynb

558 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 16:51

i like u and it's nice being contrarian when you say "if you do x unfollow me immediately" because i do x every time but i never unfollow

559 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 17:48

I had one of these until the snow. It's just black mush now.

560 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 20:33

I went to walmart and there was a fucking deku cosplayer in the pasta aisle I hate oklahoma

561 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 02:51

Guys I my dire urges to have sex with little girls is seriously crippling my day-to-day mental health at this point and I'm not sure how much more of this I can take. I'm seriously at my limit and I have no idea what to do, all I want to do is fondle cute little girls all the time and I can't even focus on my real life anymore because these fantasies take up all my time. What do I do? This isn't natural, I know its degenerate but I can't help it, I feel like I'm going insane.

562 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 18:28

the Dusting sounds like Thanos used the gauntlet to fart in everyone's face simultaneously

563 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 20:20

Working titles:

  • The Soymarillion
  • The Inclusive Fellowship of the Ring Minus Any non-Southrons
  • The Spectrum of Towers
  • Return of the Kang

564 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 22:12

every bit of information takes up real space in your brain,, make priorities,, live the consequence

565 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 22:42

That was your plan. You did it on purpose. You've done it wrong, you've been racist against RUSSIANS!
You could be at home banging hot Russian chicks and writing AAA games but instead you find yourself in a jail with Anus the moroccan migrant. Soon you'll be forcefed the antiracist pill.
I told you the hamster would have the last laugh.

566 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10039 03:49

I'm kinda freaked out right now. I mean, people have added such tags as "penis", "mouth_open", "short_hair", "twintails", "looking_down" and oh God, the motherfucking "sweatdrop", but have completely forgotten about such imho important tags as "ass", "vagina" and "sex". The FUCK is wrong with you?!

567 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10039 04:39

Rip and Tear your guts! You are chocolate, that means you have chocolate guts!

568 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10040 00:47

In the late 1940s after finishing my paper round, i would take, for he princely sum of 2/6 an old ladys dog
for a walk around Kensington gardens, on my return i would receive payment and a large bowl of ice cream. Eeating, wilst being told the repetitive stories of her time as a young woman at the palace . Mentioning that when she did hear the Queen speak certain words had an accent, particularity if annoyed.

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10040 02:14

It occurs to me that fish-lipped, buck-toothed, blue-skinned creatures that attack on sight may not be particularly competent at, you know, the basic concept of being a succubus. Maybe Nemesis runs some sort of remedial school for succubi?

570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10040 08:07

The only trans issue you should be concerned about is transferring $2,000 into my bank account.

571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10040 14:21

Indeed. Who would have thought a crazy near 30 year old game about a man running at the speed of a car somehow carrying enough munitions to level a small country fighting demons would lead to a forum with such intelligence discourse and a distinct lack of the usual online idiocy?

572 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10040 17:06

The madman sees more devils than all hell could hold

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10040 23:01

I've smelled a lot of poops in my days, and all I can say is her poops were foul enough to recognize.

574 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10041 07:55

your honor, i only committed the war crimes ironically

575 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10041 08:17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdIJ6P2FcM

I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.

I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.

I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...

I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.

Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.

Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.

576 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10041 13:26

Searched for a flossing video only to find comments simping for a pretty dentist

577 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10042 04:44

my lil sister is hooked on this one. every day she comes to me asking "mana can we watch the cray cray aligator video?" and then what ensues is a whole afternoon of agressive NOMNOMNOM's echoeing through the house. i might have created a monster.....

578 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10042 05:07

It takes guts to bite an alligators mouth even if you are a magic flying skull.

579 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10042 05:17

moon bed

580 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 01:07

One of these days doing nothing is going to get me somewhere

581 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 01:31

No, I can't do your job, I can't be anti-Russian for you.

I have my own life goddamnit. My own tragedy to gloom over.

Also, Russia is far away from Brazil.

582 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 16:38

Potato plants produce hermaphroditic flowers, so you could argue that the toy should be Mr and Mrs Potatohead simultaneously.

583 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 16:55

Didn't like the sky under Doomguy's feet.Made me want to pee.

584 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 17:07

I NEED to shit in one of these

585 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 23:14

aww then ig higher I just don't know whether i should call people friend or not sometimes on the internet

586 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10044 03:27

It’s very funny to me that over the past ~15 years, internet libertarianism has moved from “copyright is obsolete, information wants to be free” to recreating copyright from first principles, except the copyright registry sets the planet on fire.

587 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10044 04:53

Fio screams in fear as she is being ravaged by Mars pipul" Fio: Yamete! Pls no mo- Mars pipul shoves tentacle in her mouth to shut her up Fio: gurrk.. gulp... shlooop..

588 Name: vc: fap : 1993-09-10044 10:56

I never thought fuck around & find out could be this literal

589 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10044 17:43

This text is totally not from german translated. This can one say from the kind of the words that used have been, but also from the grammatics. Both are designated not German. BTW, Germany has been using Euros for years now, not Deutschmark.

Furthermore I'd like to like to use your device on my dick.

590 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10044 19:10

I mean this is literally just what Twitter is. Inventing a dude in your head, tricking yourself into believing he exists and getting real mad at him.

591 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10045 23:55

The one-time use Gx Sweat Patch uses lab-based sweat testing protocol to create a unique sweat profile for athletes in order to provide personalized hydration strategies.

592 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 03:50

I have no sympathy for modern Indian Muslims, the animosity between Islamic amd Dharmic followers goes back to ancient times and is not going to be suddenly solved by debate or democracy. This was the only way.
Despite the unfortunate circumstances that happened, Muslims who knowingly stayed in India post-Pakistan are either not as serious about their faith as they would have you believe and use it as a political affliation more than anything or are simply agitators. Communists often push the blame onto them when terrorism happens so that may be something to consider as well.
This sounds very familiar to mainland Chinese communists trying to change opinion regarding their party by moving populations to Taiwan, dont you think?

593 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 08:45

Remember when the CIA tried to do black wojaks and we all forgot about the estrogen in the tapwater for a week

594 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 09:44

It pleases me that humanity has transcended to this level of intellectual discourse

595 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 10:50

he's a fuckin muscian

596 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 15:04

>>592
If they're not Lily Singh-tier westernized Desis always sound like JRPG villains when they talk about politics.

597 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 15:52

The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the ”action” and “cool looks” and all that, Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!

[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.

Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.
All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well!

Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, Kun and Zap Note in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw!

598 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 15:54

Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!
I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.

Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!

Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.

I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!

Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.

#ContinueMLPG4!

CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !

Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.

Please, Heed Our Warning!

Thank You.

599 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 18:37

A friend of mine who is also a pastor said those people have an "inflateable jesus". Just inflate when you need'im

600 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 19:25

as a side note since " The meaning of the name "Dn" is whatever you wish it to be. " I like to believe that it's officially "Deez nuts famitracker" which is the only way I remember the name of the fork

601 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 21:47

We're in quite a situation where some random guy yelling obscenities on the internet is a voice of reason

602 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10047 07:41

600,000 babies in heaven: “Man I’m so glad we got aborted. Earth is so ridiculous rn”

603 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10047 14:45

そういうアニメだから嫌いなら見るなクソサボテン野郎

604 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10047 21:10

you realize they think it's ok to fuck baby Yoda because he's actually 50 years old.

605 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10047 23:22

And we swear to God, if anyone comes in here and starts spouting off QAnon bullshit about COVID-19 or literally anything else, you are going to get permabanned so thoroughly that your grandchildren won't be allowed to post here.

606 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10047 23:41

The next time you're fellating your gun while jerking off, do us a favor and pull the trigger.

607 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10049 05:09

Why did they put the pastor's remains in jail? Personally, I would not want to be in jail with a dead body.

608 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10049 08:37

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You added omorashi tag on an art of a girl casually urinating. Prepare to die.

vc: pow

609 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10049 10:10

Agree. The thought of seeing the seams of Mario's pants stretching, practically begging for help as his veiny Italian treasure shifts and pulses behind them during combat with Solid Snake and Pikachu

610 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10049 16:40

Hiss, hiss*

*Oh no babe my humongous xeno penis is to big to impregnate your human womb. I cannot insert my humongous xeno penis inside your vagina and push gallons upon gallons of alien seed inside your belly, babe

611 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10050 10:25

i'm so tired of "why do JRPGs keep fucking putting yggdrasil in their games it's so tired" yeah well maybe they'll stop doing it when massive trees that extend into the atmosphere stop being the sickest shit (they never will)

612 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10050 10:30

guy who learned english by watching law and order svu and thinks it’s normal to greet people by saying “i found three different semen samples in her anus”

613 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10050 20:31

If you're really keen on this notion, then any hero with ST 14 has to be represented as two hexes and then he gets to trample.

614 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10050 22:24

My wife used to warn me when she was little spoon and I’d roll away. Now I’m so lazy I’m like “that’s cool, just fart on me”.

615 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10050 22:36

I see that pepe Le pew has been canceled for his disregard for the notion of consent, which is kind of interesting because it was always my assumption that he was canceled about 60 years ago for that very reason.

616 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10050 22:54

The plastic is too thin. I use gas cans. I have a couple 10 gallon plastic gas cans. Each one takes about 2 weeks to fill with piss. I rotate out using each one, so those two gas cans can hold a whole month or more of my urine.

617 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10051 05:53

Serious answer: you couldn’t stand above a caldera with a pool of magma in it, but there are videos of scientists standing to beside flowing rivers of lava and scooping it up to take samples, so if you were far enough away from the eruption you could piss into flowing lava for sure, and the urine might even evaporate before hitting it!

618 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10051 22:09

really wish there was a translation for 兼 that wasn't latin, I legit had "cum factory" on my screen for a whole second before smashing backspace

619 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10052 01:15

He can't be hurt by horses. He's neigh invulnerable.

620 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10052 11:50

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621 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10052 18:46

>Registering WinRAR in 2021 is a pretty fun thing to do I suppose

Bruh what are we doing with our lives?

622 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10052 21:22

> NFTs have completely made me into the joker

honestly like, the amount of americans who refused to wear masks made me into the joker. im like ss joker 2 by this point

623 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10052 22:26

I'm black, so technically, I'm white.

624 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10053 09:40

it's just a special "you own this" certificate like the ones they give you for naming stars, except instead of being made of paper and ink it's made of gajillions of wasted energy units and massive co2 footprints

625 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10053 17:10

Hey, loser. I’ve been jerking off to porn for over two decades. I’m 34 & still look at tons of porn. & guess what?! I have an amazing, healthy, balanced sex life w my partner! & she knows I look at porn! & she likes it! Wow!

626 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10053 18:12

Corona-Schrecksekunde! Ich habe ein Bier getrunken und nichts geschmeckt!
Entwarnung: es war Feldschlösschen.

627 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10053 22:14

the urge to convert to islam, take an old ak, and run into the woods with a guitar grows with every chechen war song i listen to

628 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10054 02:31

bong waters good for your gut bioms

629 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10054 09:51

Poopin' Party!

630 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10054 09:52

>>629
sorry that was meant for the current thoughts thread. but someone has probably said it on some other site at some point

631 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10054 12:11

Cracky is killing me

632 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 04:38

its not even an official account its just some pervert role playing as joe biden's dog. sick.

633 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 11:25

Pepe Le Pew is important anti-French propaganda. We must continue highlighting toxicity from France, whether it be machismo or whether it be forcing liberated slave colonies to pay you reparations so the could trade internationally

634 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 15:34

Every time I see a snake when I browse for memes on my toilet, my butthole feels funny...

635 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 23:55

Anon was probably the best composer of the 13-14th centuries.

Edit: at the time of writing I didn't know what anon meant.

636 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10057 01:36

a little less than 16 cm

637 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10057 04:40

>Can I say the N word here?

No. Grow up.

638 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10057 17:24

What the hell is it with living organisms and their weird need to squirt fluids everywhere?

639 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10058 00:10

but it's the most fun part of receiving a message

640 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 07:13

"Think Different"
"Increase the child tax credit"
"No, DIFFERENT"
"Jews rule the world"
"What?"
"Lamarck was right"
"No like think clean water for all"
"The earth is flat"
"Oh god"
"I'd like to be a cat girl's slave"
"STOP"
"With free weed tho"

641 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 15:08

im trying to curl but some retard keeps doing some weird gay leg exercise in the curl rack lol

642 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 21:32

Im truly disappointed, my favourite animals were koalas and platypus when I was a child. I was fascinated by them and didn’t see the lie. With most lies, I have a clue before the truth is revealed. I was truly hellywood fooled with the koala and platypus. . ..Sloths though, that’s another story. I didn’t learn about sloths tell about 12 yrs ago. Sloths didn’t exist in my childhood. I knew something was up with them when I first heard about the strange animal. When visiting my local aquarium a few years back, I sensed the sloths had no life force. It was an eery feeling. I couldn’t pin the lie down even though I felt it.

643 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 23:13

Breaking news: imgurians love to punch elderly men

644 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 01:39

aim right here lassie

645 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 02:38

The shift in burger culture from tits worship to ass worship is a result of ethnic demographic shifting. In the 80s to even the mid 2000s the ideal was a white blonde woman with a small ass and big titties, some Michelle Pfeiffer/Jenna Jameson/Britney Spears looking chick. With the rise in popularity in hip-hop and shifting demographics, women having a large ass, as seen more with black/latina women is seen as desirable as well as other non white-european centric beauty ideals.

646 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 02:41

>>645
Its unfortunate because fake tits can look good, but fake asses almost always look disgusting

647 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 03:08

Humans don't live in Arkansas, just neanderthals wearing pants.

648 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 22:51

>>645
Whoever this fag is should stop thinking EITHER...OR... and learn the beauty of BOTH...AND...

649 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10063 02:17

I speak Arabic to God, Russian to men, English to my horse, and I don't talk to women.

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