You just pissed your dream away!
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I go to fight a cumt. Bit il do u apl a favour and leVe you all in peace. UTLR
Magic: The Gathering is a popular and famously complicated trading card game about magical combat. In this paper we show that optimal play in real-world Magic is at least as hard as the Halting Problem, solving a problem that has been open for a decade. To do this, we present a methodology for embedding an arbitrary Turing machine into a game of Magic such that the first player is guaranteed to win the game if and only if the Turing machine halts. Our result applies to how real Magic is played, can be achieved using standard-size tournament-legal decks, and does not rely on stochasticity or hidden information. Our result is also highly unusual in that all moves of both players are forced in the construction. This shows that even recognising who will win a game in which neither player has a non-trivial decision to make for the rest of the game is undecidable. We conclude with a discussion of the implications for a unified computational theory of games and remarks about the playability of such a board in a tournament setting.
Some things to consider here: 1. Trump had to go to a staffer and inform them that he was bleeding out of his butthole. 2. Upon getting him to the hospital some doc had to see Trump’s dumpy naked ass. 3. Same doc has to come to terms with his role in history as the doctor who probed the president’s disgusting butthole.
The SARS-COV 2 "vaccine" is the first product in history whose failure is blamed on people who don't use it.
I am beginning to get suspicious that Mark Rippetoe is QAnon.
Why DarkMilk is bad, an essay.
Dark Choco Cookie x Milk Cookie, better known as DarkMilk, is an incredibly popular ship between Milk Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie in the Cookie Run fandom, fueled by the story posted by the Devsisters Official Twitter and the in-game guild story.
However, I am here to explain why DarkMilk is an unhealthy and problematic ship, not to fuel the ship's flames. This was not created to start arguments, or call DarkMilk shippers gross and nasty, but simply my opinion on the ship.
ok we know darkmilk is bad but the new darkmilk aka milpsi milk and pepsi is actually totally based and redpilled NOT cringe it give the milk a nice bubble and fizz while maintaining the protein content and vitamin d for strong bones
as a person who've commited genocide I can agree👍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el8JJSJVepE&lc=UgzU5l8tE4Z88hX4_kZ4AaABAg.8mWOO5p68gg8wSMvNXjO0c
The one orchestrating this (Cranberry) is a much much older woman. Sister Nana, Top Speed, Weiss Winterprison, Ruler, and Calamity Mary were all adults. But you are right, a lot of the violence is perpetuated by children as the death game was engineered to turn a lot of these kids into killers. And Cranberry had been doing these kind of brutal death matches for years, usually with no survivors. But the ones that do make it are, understandably, fucked up. In the books, there's a reason why those that somehow managed to survive these 'tests' were often branded with the moniker "Children of Cranberry", and most other Magical Girls don't want anything to do with them out of fear. That's understandable, because of most of them weren't as fortunate as Snow White. Many had to kill to survive and would again if cornered. They're all child soldiers, with cynical outlooks, thousand-yard stares, broken home lives, barely-restrained emotions, and violent tendencies.
But even Snow White doesn't escape this without severe psychological trauma that wears on her personality. She has acute survivor's guilt, feeling personally responsible for all the deaths that happened here, especially those of Alice and La Pucelle, who she considered having died because she was too weak to fight for herself. So she trains to defeat other Magical Girls, then spends most of her nights taking down rouges (many of whom were other Children of Cranberry) in back alleys, fighting until her skin is torn, knuckles are busted open, bones broken, and uniform stained with blood. And even though she maintains a strict no-killing rule, it's very obvious the years (yes she does this for years after the events of arc 1 which this anime takes place in) of violence have taken their toll on her personality. She still hates fighting underneath it all, wants Magical Girls to actually behave the way they should, and is a good person, but she is also colder, angrier, and more stand-offish. This series doesn't shy away from the implications of what happens when you expose and force young children to partake in murder and suffering.
The devil went DOWN to georgia.
This implies that either:
The devil is a Northerner
Georgia is lower than hell
Thankfully most 40K fans and content contributors are wise to the act these days and have been taking measures to call out the shit heels trying to use the hobby as a recruiting ground.
Hell even in the last couple of years I have seen mini-painters start calling out companies like Scale 75 or AK Interactive for their fucked up products.
Scale 75 had a bunch of Nazi busts that you could purchase and paint including an Orc version of Hitler and a fem-nazi doctor with a big old syringe and scalpel.
AK interactive for whatever fucking reason thought that it was a good idea to release at best a pretentious as fuck book celebrating the art of genocide through a book showcasing dioramas built around the holocaust and Rwanda.
>>120
Honestly, the orc hitler sounds so absurd that it's funny
Journos: JESUS WAS NOT WHITE! Accuracy matters with something as important as religion
Also Journos: Eve and Mary could be considered trans and we are not just saying this because we know it pisses off religious folks
Wait. So, it’s all Elvis’s fault?!
"anime was a mistake"
To all the loyal supporters who have attended like myself over the last 35 years week in week out, I’m sorry to say but I’m bowing out and wish you all the best with this and up and coming seasons.
Reason being the dreadful experience I had forced upon me at home against Southampton.
let me explain if you will, over the many years in the Kippax and South stand, I upgraded to corporate in the 1894 suite. Now those who attend that suite will know it is what I would call at the bottom of the barrel corporate wise, looking more like a truckers diner. However it does have the best seats opposite the owners which make up for the shabby surrounds and awful food on offer.
So back to the match which was if you remember on what was the warmest day we’ve had in years, me and my business partner got dropped off as we were making a day of it and intended to drink a lot more etc. Everyone was happy and excited as we past security and entered the main entrance, that was until I saw this guy run like the clappers from the back wall to confront me. “Your not coming in here dressed like that” looking confused I asked whoever not ? “Shorts - no Shorts”. No don’t get me wrong I had no idea you couldn’t wear shorts as this was probably the first time ever I had wore any. These were cotton dress shorts not football or the cloth type, together with a shirt and loafers shoes.
I explained I hadn’t any idea and would never wear them again, but this guy a proper jobsworth was having none of it, I asked what were my option on which he replied get some tracksuit bottoms from Asda. I mean Asda tracky bottoms really .
As we were meeting up with people for a meal and wasnt getting anywhere with this guy, I set off to the supporters store to buy some from there if they had any to fit me. Being 5ft 5” my legs are not the longest and nothing ever fits me lol. I did however find a pair on the rack rather expensive by hey ho needs must. Off I walked to the changing rooms to try them on. Only to be told there are no changing rooms open today. What am I to do I asked, you’ll have to change outside was the reply.
much to the amusement of the 1000’s of fans outside City square I was down to my undies and put the Tracky bottoms on with my loafer, no those who can remember Max Wall will understand how I looked, and the looks and laughter from the aether fans never stopped. I felt like digging a hole and jumping in it.
We finally got into the suite although to late to get our meal, but just time for a pint. I spent 10 minutes explaining why I looked like I did, and everyone agreed Tracky bottoms look far worse than shorts. We made our way to the seats and got ready for the game, I looked around to see at least half a dozen fans with shorts on which made me fume as you can understand. I did manage to take a sneaky photo of one in Adidas shorts with stripes on the side, I could hardly walk round taking photos here and there without getting into trouble.
HT came and into the suite I went to confront our corporate manager who was nowhere to be seen, I found out later she was off on the day.
At full time I pointed out others in shorts walking out to the staff on the door, they apologised and said they must have got through on the quiet etc.
>>125
They said a memo should have been sent out on the day but someone forgot to send it.
Now it’s not the money I had to part with or the meal I missed, it’s just down to the embarrassing position I was put in by to me is a crazy rule. I’m 60 in a couple of months and can do without being made to look like a stupid clown for anyone.
Dress shorts are smart dress and worn by both men and women and should be allowed on such days, footy shorts and tracksuit bottoms are a no.
I see the state of some of the players guests heading towards their private boxes and they look a state. The update rule says no shorts or tracksuits which I presume excludes track suit bottoms. You couldn’t make it up honest. So it’s one rule for them and one rule for us, and on that note I will not put another penny in the clubs coffers, not that they need it. I will be giving my seat to friends to attend as the last thing we need is more empty seats. My complaint has been sent in to my corporate assistant, who’s hands are tied. Not that I blame her one bit, at the end of the day if half a dozen fans turned up in shorts and were told not to do it again would it really matter.
Take care all you City fans, love City and always will although from a distance from now on.
do you really expect.....me to read.....all this **** by:you.jpg
Through experimenting I've finally solved my biggest problems with my mickeys dick smasher map
Problem 1: if I make a platform for the players to get smashed the carts can get stuck
Problem 2: both karts dont always respawning at the same time, leading to misses
Solution 1: I made an air platform where you float but it doesnt affect the karts at all, a dick smashing zone if you will
Solution 2: I made an extra platform that goes overhead and holds the two karts in place for that brief second where the other kart hasnt spawned
Heres the map ID for now, I'll update it when there is disney music
Not a strip club. He was just at a bar with some friends and ended up flirting with some college girl. Just a nice picture of her grinding on him hit twitter.
Social Media sucks.
There was also a video of him putting his fingers up her butt.
I wish I was kidding. Dudes a joke. Lol.
Vertical integration, it's cheaper to make the cringe in house than have to go to other websites to source it.
who needs cringe when you can be based though
never have i ever seen a more redpilled post
the most unrealistic part of superman is the idea that a journalist would be a good person
i know theres a secret the comic industry does not want kids to know is that superman smokes kryptonight before bed. they kinda just sweep it under the rug because its very toxic for his health
love making $100k annually to look over indian code and chat up the girls in the copy room and driving home to my sydney penthouse suite in my porsche flipping one of my seven japanese wives and then loading up saovq to spam some pokemon smut
I must congratulate Gregg's on their pasties markings, I never really noticed before but it stops you buying the wrong one. I was wondering if the same thing could be applied to minge? We all have our own peccadilloes and by a simple vag badge could save time and bother, a lattice could construe a hirsute lady a sausage roll a Brazilian as for the fish tail I'll leave to your imagination.
minge hinge hirsute! lattice. pick a dilly!
guys this is the Dairy QueeN board, right
It's mainly because Boomers destroyed the world around millenials so we hold on for dear life the few fleeting moments of happiness we were allowed to have before becoming adults in this ***** wasteland of a planet.
its mainly bebuzz millenials are so based
Once upon a time there was a girl named annie she was worried about becoming good at everything including getting a four point o goa to prove her worth. her friend said to her "dont be such Annie Gur you are already the best you can be. "
Okay but does it work, and is there also a rectal version
Build your own nuclear reactor and live off the grid.
Threaten the government with a Chernobyl, if they try to shut it down.
I wasn't a big Andrew Yang fan but it would've been fun to watch him pardon a dog instead of a turkey on thanksgiving if he got elected
Hi fellow Genshin Impact follower, this account used to be GenshinImpactOOC & is use for crypto now. From now on, I will post about crypto but it is still NFA and you still need to DYOR. the account is not hacked, you can unfollow me if you disagree but please stay if you wanted
yikes :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing: thanks for the heads up. unfollowing now... did not know he baffled investigators for decades after a legendary series of grisly murders
Blowing past Sisyphus while rolling two enormous boulders up the hill instead of one and flipping him off
TIL Capslock is an anagram of cock slap.
say tuna sub backwards out loud
>>149 ...bus anooch?
uhh bub there is no c or h in tuna
>>151 There is when I say it out loud... you can tune a sub's engine to make it go faster
now say this out loud "im sofa king we tot did"
There's only one thing Redditors love more than abortion: Team Fortress 2
theres only one anime website redditors love more than rebbit. thats 4chunions
>>153 I get what you're saying but it's a freaky accent
>>156 thats it. im removing you from myspace top ten frenz
>>157 you do not use myspace in the year nineteen ninety three youre ahead of your time
>>158 This isn't time warp roleplay, time still passes and events still happen
David Lynchings were when southern whites would terrorize the local black population w/ meandering and confusing plotlines
every day i wake up and paint on another layer of clown makeup for continuing to play genshin impact
I learned the pronunciation of anal for the first time.
It's a very beautiful.
>>164 I remember one time a dude asked me if I wanted to have anal sex, but I misheard him and he actually said "nasal sex" and shoved his dick up my nostril. He came but I didn't
Non of us is going to heaven :)))
editing my bio to "all characters below 13" and posting milfs
Debate Argument: Should Furries Be Genocided?
I love that "character with ridiculously enlarged and veiny forehead" is such a recognizable format by now that this image, which would be utterly inscrutable to a normal human being, instantly tracks as being a picture of a man having sex with his own brain
Holly-SeaCreatureLover: Starfish can grip on tight an suck. Moon jellys same as starfish they just cant latch on. Sea cucumbers can swim but they can craw inside places. Crabs can pinch . Eels can swim and go inside tigh places and make everything slimy. Octopuses / squids can craw into any hole and they can latch on and suck and they can squeeze and restrain arms / legs
I love that when they travel back in time, everyone suddenly has Cockney accents....which were born of the heavy influx of Irish immigrants to London during the potato blight in the 1800s.
This is so far down the list of oddities with this game--I am aware. But it was arcane enough knowledge that I figured I would share. This is why I refer to myself as a font of useless but vaguely interesting lore. 🙃
I have been thinking about cloacas a lot.
I also wants girlfriend
Come on guys start interacting with my post I need that dopamine boost by you responding and liking my post. I don’t have all day
blanket ban on tubers
this teen garbage is killing the board
How does one person "drive out" a crowd without, you know, actually hitting someone. I'd take it as a badge of honor. Can you imagine being the guy in heaven who gets to say "Oh man, Jesus beat THE SHIT out of me".
the womens low cut jeans fad was a conspiracy to use less fabric and charge more plus it demeaned women having to walk around with their butt crack hanging out.
I used to carry some pennies around and drop one in there every once in while.
ive got horoscope girl and hyperborean anti modernity guys on my ass now this is hell
the word nig is killing tf2
The funniest part of this thread is how you guys are interpreting each other's arguments in a different way than intended and then say that argument is wrong.
Posted 6 years ago
god i love these replies. there are actual people in this world who think "😂" constitutes a legitimate rebuttal. i should've tried that back in my college philosophy courses, would've saved a lot of time wasted actually thinking about the ideas i had read
Discrimination against HIV-positive individuals is an ongoing issue in China. Various provinces have historically adopted different measures related to people with HIV, most of which restrict their equal access to the public sphere. In some provinces in municipalities in the early 2000s, people with HIV were prohibited from holding certain jobs, HIV mothers could be required to undergo an abortion, and an HIV-positive couple could be legally barred from marriage on medical grounds.
The 2006 Regulation on the Prevention and Treatment of HIV/AIDS formally barred legal discrimination against anyone based on the HIV status. While lauding the Regulation as a major step forward, the United Nations Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific in 2015 reported that local governments often functionally ignored its provisions A 2016 study in Guangzhou found that large numbers of healthcare providers also discriminated against HIV-positive patients, with over one-third refusing to treat such patients altogether.
My question has always been " fireworks cause so much trauma, it is honestly, selfish, inconsiderate & cruel."
As for the Fish Speaker army. Given how fond of “chemically fortified inspiration” Frank Herbert had become, he may well have thought he was having deep, spiritual conversations with his wife’s vagina.
The probably won't get to it in the movies but the books eventually involve BDSM nuns. Also you get literal Jews in space.
GEORGE WALLACE WAS RIGHT
to participate in military action during a formally declared war defending against an Axis power
In March 2017, YouTube personality Jon "JonTron" Jafari, who was set to voice a character in Yooka-Laylee, would have his voiceovers removed from the final game after making controversial comments on a Twitch livestream.[30][31][32][33][34] Jafari stated that although it was unfortunate his role had been removed, he understood Playtonic's reasoning and wished them success.[35]
That game was meh anyway, hat in time was better
is there a inflation hentai parody game called "fat in time"?
or a flat fetishist hentai game called "flat in time"?
With the metaverse here is there any reason people would still want a physical homeland for Palestinians? Other than stubborness.
>>191
Don never misses
This new age of vr will exist in two forms:
The clean, corporate and sanitized version that CEOs use to pretend they're still human
The dirty, wild and uncontrollable underground populated by roving gangs of femboy doomer ralseis and trans Twilight Sparkles (I will be making my home in the second one)
The old-school matrix-style assertions of leading a double life are no longer relevant.
Now its more like leading a TRIPLE life. You got irl, worksafe matrix, and actually cool matrix
>>193 Weird, I was just thinking about that
the DSM V is trash
Christ !! the mysterious man really gives me the chill down to my spines
You are calling people complaining about censorship bootlickers. Do you not see the issue there?
If Halloween actually involved smelling little girls feet in exchange for candy, well, I would be in Hallow-heaven!
>Chiller
初めて知ったけど酷すぎる・・・
日本のエロゲはレ○プを肯定してるとかって
欧米で問題視されてるそうだけど
他国より自国を何とかしろよって感じ
Forget doing well this is about IMMERSION
How is this game's casual environment not enough to keep you entertained by itself? There are sounds and colors guns going off people screaming for help funny ragdolls some dude saying thanks after every kill shiny projectiles hideous outfits
It makes me question whether we should forcefeed kids ritalin while restricting their access to media so they don't replicate the near inability to say anything at all without calling upon the word "like" or even enjoy a videogame of all things for what it is I keep seeing everywhere
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"Herro guys im ching chong jap slut. Do you rike anime? This yerrow gook wanna be real lifu anime!"
Standard copy/paste Gook face. Standard attempt to look cute, with one of the 4 or 5 typical Gook haircuts and photoshop filters. Tape on the eyelids and contacts to avoid your natural eye slits. Even your kinks are unoriginal and generic - wanting to be humiliated by a White man, getting your pussy stuffed with White cock, and being bred with White sperm, just like every other pathetic Gook slut.
Imagine... you're just wandering near the Amazon rainforest and you have this sudden urge to pluck a leaf. You do it and suddenly you hear Alexa's voice saying "Anti deforestation weaponry: Engage!"
A giant dick shaped rocket lands infront of you and an army of bald amazon branded robots come out of it.
Ask why Nigerians were expelled from Ghana and you will know how the Yorubas dominated Ghana trade which led to the expulsion.
Nigerians (majority are Yorubas) in Ghana then are traders, cocoa farmers, farm labourers and farm contractors, factory workers as well as menial workers in construction sites and there was a huge influx of Nigerians into Ghana between 1931 and 1960.
The present is always a key to the past and it is only a mentally deranged person that will say a Yoruba person will be doing begging as a tribal trade in Ghana in the 50s.
All those domination of Nigerians was why Ghana started the policie of “Aliens Compliance Order” of 18 November, 1969 . That order wasn’t only about Nigerians tho, it affected other countries like Togo, Ivory Coast and etc. but Nigerians are the majority of the victims and you have over 140,000 Yorubas expelled from Ghana out of 191,000 Nigerian immigrant in Ghana then.
All this info are online. But I know Agbari Ojuku people cannot comprehend.
i literally cannot go anywhere with a woman without her constantly stopping to gather edible plants
HP Lovecraft was like, "ooh I'm so scared of a mysterious vile island that rises out of the sea, is inhabited by fishlike, pallid-fleshed pseudohumans, follows a strange and horrible religion, and has an incomprehensible, inhuman tongue...but I love England."
You may think this is a shitpost and laugh hard about this, and I'd be glad. But what I now am going to inform you about, is a total truth, and happened less then 10 minutes ago.
So, I'm in the countryside house RN, and it's november, right? There are several apple trees around, and they give A LOT of fucking apples. I've been eating them and giving away to everyone since august or smth. My grandparrents collected all they could and now keep apples in boxes. However it all is not important. What is important is that there's a lot of apples still laying on the ground. Most of them are rotten, some are not.
So! I've got this one thing since I was a kid and visited this place. Sometimes I just go on a fucking frenzy, "KILLING" and "TORTURING" apples. I fucking THROW THEM on the bricks watching them SPLATTER over the area, I stab them with nails many-many times, I cut them with knives, I simply hit them fucking hard, I throw rocks at them and so on.
While I do so, I become fucking insane. I laugh, I do faces, I fucking roar, I scratch my teeth while KILLING apples. I feel myself like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac, basically.
And this is what happened now as well. I commited a fucking GENOCYDE of apples. I became their DOOM. Laughing and torturing everything I could find. I was so cynical, I was so inhumanely cruel and brutal to these apples, that my face had a horrible grin all the time. I blew apples apart and throwed the apple "guts" at other apples, saying something like "Do you like the intestants of your fellow apples? Kiss this shit, yeah, KISS IT, FUCKER!!!"
Then I've noticed there is an apple still on the tree. It was clear this was the Apple King, so I commenced the operation to overthrow his government. I declared, that I will spare life of an apple, which would be able to bring the king down the ground, and became throwing them at him. None were succesfull, so I brutally executed them at once. After a few minutes I found a wooden plank, and soon the king was overthtown!
For 10 or so minutes I brutally tortured and humiliated that fucker, showing all this to his "nation". Along this I've killed some of his lieges and stuffed his guts with their flesh. I won't describe all the torturing I've done, so I'll say it was really fucking disgraseful for the king and his apples. I executed the fucker and splattered all the tiny pieces of him over the ground.
After that I've executed some apples and marked the remaining ones with a knife, so they'd remember this nightmare till their soon death of rotting. Also I've totally genocyded a few apples which layed down in a little house nearby. After few more minutes disgracing the apples, I've left home.
Oof, that's about it. I'm 20 years old, and I despise violence IRL. But oh My God, what a fucking monster I was to these apples. And I probably will do this some time in the future. Jesus.
Guys I’m selling an NFT, it’s a picture of my balls. 80k not taking any less
"No one is normal anymore" "normal is overrated" are the most normalfags things you could say
