You just pissed your dream away!
"hell is other people" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has a normal time with other people. Sartre, who lived in france & had to live with thousands of french people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Well name my dick adulting cause this bitch can suck it, Ifll ever give her Heinz as a casher afterwords so shefll swallow.
closest my college got to this was someone wrote a full-throated idelogical defense of having sex with animals, printed it, and left it anonymously in a big pile in the cafeteria
Transmasc AFAB Jewish Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is doubly marginalized, but his authenticity, and commitment to truth, are, in fact, what are needed to help light the path to liberation.
I would contend that Scooby Doo villains are generally more intelligent than Andrew Tate.
The replies here are just a clusterfuck of derailed cum trains. I donft care about your anecdotal stories about how you and your farm fuck cousin at the gangbang mill love bookmarks. Youfre all just aspy gas huffers who donft understand how to look up research papers.
Honestly, this is an equally empty argument.
"People are just squinting and imagining a cornucopia!"
"It's a printing aberration!"
"Maybe a handful of shirts had an ink smudge!"
It doesn't at all explain the album art. Or the other pieces of residue.
Also, it makes no sense. Why would kids in the 90s be actively seeking out and looking at the 60s/early 70s logo design? The internet didn't exist. It just doesn't line up with the statements of "I saw it on a shirt at k-mart"
bear hugging women
London as i have said before was chikan paradise until the fucking chinese invented and spread horrid covid 19 around the world.
Years ago some celebrity was shopping in Top Shop in Oxford circus fuck knows who the celeb was frankly i do not care. This drew crowds of people including young girls outside the entrance of top shop.
I was hunting in oxford circus that day and noticed loads of people congregating around the top shop entrance. I immersed myself into the crowd behind a group of teenage girls all wearing denim skirts. One brunette had long dark hair i got close and pushed my face into her hair. Corrr it smelled so good freshly washed corrrr. I managed to twist my tongue into her hair corrr.
The crowds began to get thicker and thicker i began to plaster myself onto the backside of the teenage girl she was so busy looking out for this celebrity she ignored me pressing on her.
I opened my legs and placed my chin on her shoulder and began sniffing her neck coorrrr this babe was mine all mine corrrr. My cock was already erect and pressing into her crack corrrrr corrrrr.
Then the celebrity came out of the shop everyone started cheering and screaming i pressed harder into the bitch and she shouted "i cannot see".
I whispered in her ear letme lift you up. She giggled and said no its ok i said I insist you have to see.
I put my arms around her waist and pulled her between my legs and then picked her up. What a feeling man this piece of meat was mine corrrrr corrrrr.
She said thankyou and began giggling and taking photos i felt sweat pouring from my head. I was breathing heavily i wanted to kiss this bitch on her neck and in her hair she was mine corrrr.
It was like owning my own sex doll ahahah. Suddenly i exploded and began to get dizzy i let go of her and backed off the cum was spilling through my pants.
The girl said thankyou and kept giggling.
I saw two police man approaching the crowd i got scared and decided to escape it would be a nightmare if they saw the wet cum marks on my jogging pants.
Managed to get out of the crowd and to oxford station and make a get away on the central line. On the carriage people were staring at my cum marks.
One girl laughed and said to her friend ohhh i think he has pissed himself ahahahah.
I think the worst part was calling coffeezilla the eKeemstar of cryptof.
That was a low blow. Thatfs worse than calling someone Hitler. I would never want to wish being called Keemstar on my worst enemies.
In fact, if Logan Paul called me that, I would probably sue him.
The way Americans celebrate the rich getting richer just because they can throw a ball is hilarious.
"Generational wealth" isn't a good thing, you fucktards
Things were better when they were worse.
Very quickly my Pokemon catching dreams were obliterated by the unfortunate reality that exist for a Black Man in America. I realized that if I keep playing this game, it could literally kill me.
Reddit is old, Reddit goes back to Gibbon and Voltaire. Wherever there are midwit takes and smug, lame jokes, Reddit is there.
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You are not edgy! you are not crazy! you are not revolutionary! STOP POSTING " simpsons, wtf , is it just me or ... " NO ITS NOT JUST YOU DO YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING CAVE !? every single fucking thread having to do with any show or tv or cartoons or the colour yellow is HIJACKED BY PEOPLE SAYING " simpsons was crap this week" we all know it! now stop damnit stop!!!!!!!
You sick fucks that girl used to be an infant many years ago. How can you date an adult female when she was in fact at some point in her life a child before she was a grown woman.
My penis is very soggy when I soak it in cereal for 9 hours.
Brazil: Put aside your politics. You can no longer afford to take Bolsonaro back. He is uninsured receiving medical care in the US, your nation cannot bear the cost of his treatment. It doesn't matter what the cause is, even something simple he might recover from on his own given time could be billed in excess of $50,000 USD. That's if nothing is wrong. If this is cancer, your entire country will be broke and he will probably die anyway. Every day they spend diagnosing the problem is more expensive than housing him in a palace.
If he dies alone, the hospital must eat the cost. If you bring him back and say he represents you, an army of debt collectors will clog every phone circuit in your country until every penny is reclaimed. Catastrophic economic damage will ensue.
Cut him loose, Brazil. Life as he knew it has already ended. He is a drowning man who could bring you all down with him.
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Knowing people in the Akron/Canton area, I can tell you some things that probably won't come as much of a surprise:
1) The infamous opioid epidemic hit that county hard as fuck.
2) Mental health services are woefully inadequate and underfunded in comparison to just how many people have problems there, and courts often have to move people out of the county for quality care. I've heard stories of people who were clearly distressed turned away from 72-hour holds literally because the hospital needed a bed.
3) The police are overwhelmed with bullshit, crime is rampant in West Akron and the shittier, more ghetto-y parts of town.
4) The town is pretty poor. Lebron James raised it from "crippling poverty" to "moderate poverty." What you might call "lower middle class." It's certainly not as bad as it used to be, but it really just went from Fallout to a sad indie movie town.
Dick Kern is brilliance in this terrible 80s flick. I mean, this writer/director/joke would be better off killing himself with a guillotine than making anymore movies. His audience would be happier if he just put his head in a vice and tightened it a few cranks. I recommend this movie to no one who appreciates life or no one who doesn't appreciate it. No one should ever see this again. It is terrible.
finally, my dick and balls will unexpectedly mow down a pedestrian and explode
Look at that proud haughty whore. If I could work my will I would bust in there and tear her clothing off and belt whip her. I would then lock the lips of my proud male anus to her cunt and proceed to deposit a lengthy girth of my superior male shit deep into her womb where it would grow into an African child. Truly break her will.
Are there spells to give me friends?
I need need need more fatties eating uncontrollably gaining weight uncontrollable just geting fatter and fattr in there vortex of unrestrained gluttuny!! If they puke it sucks on one hand that they lose the fat but on the other hand they prove there sserious about being fatty eaters! best would be to see girls sucking down gallons of swetened heavy cream puke then eat that puke + get drugs to not puke and instead put fat on faster........
I NEED HIS CREATED AS FEMALE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhbHTjMLN5c CAN SOME NERD PLZ AI THIS TO HOT N SEXY WOMAN LIKE BIG CUTIE SKYLER? I CUM FOREVER IF YOU DO AND HANK YOU BUT MAKE SURE TO AI VOICE TO HERS TO.. MIGHT KILL BONER TO STILL HAVE HIS MAN VOICE EVEN IF HE LOOKS LIKE SEXY FAT BITCH
EVEN BETTER IF REAL FATTY (FEMALE) RECRATEATS IT
a huge slice of TSA employees are perfectly nice people working a shit job because someone they knew could get them in. but between shit like this and the countless times Ifve had my genitalia egregiously felt up and down, there needs to be severe narrowing of their powers
Someone making Deathcamps & Dragons under the OGL has very little (if any) impact on D&D as a brand. They are not allowed to use anything considered "Product Identity" so it's not like they can add a Nazi revolution to the Forgotten Realms or anything. They would just be allowed to describe Hit Dice using the same language as 100 other games.
Furthermore, having an arbitrary "we don't like it" clause just means that they can revoke anyone's license at any time -- they are just using Nazis and Klansmen as a boogeyman to give them cover.
With any kind of open license, you have to accept the fact that someone may choose to use it in a way you don't like.
Why would anyone waste money on a Mac? everything is counter intuitive, higher rates of crashing, and you just end up running every program by using a windows emulator making it even slower why not just use windows? Not to mention preinstalled Mac is much more expensive than a computer with windows preinstalled
very upset tonight. i am in a group where people were talking about breeding pigs. i'm just there because i like looking at the little piglets, but i accidentally learned that someone did a study about how long pigs ejaculate, and one pig ejaculated continuously for 31 minutes
Why are you so embarrassed to admit you're a racist? You always wear your 'I hate Asians' tshirt, even though you're half Asian yourself
Thank God that in the midst of worldwide economic and political crisis the Tories are dealing with the real problem: Scottish trans teenagers
There's ants literally breaking pieces of silicone off the sealing of my ten gallon fish tank, what the fuck do I do?!? THE ANT TRAPS AREN'T WORKING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?
AAAA, u will love new track SOOO much1111
it's the one of de most 3 S' things that i made in my fucking life!11!!!
guitars, breaks, anime girlz, piano & depression, what can be better?
february 7, death exists?
The boobs on the right one are lower than my self esteem
Putting Hitler behind a paywall was definitely a conscious monetization strategy from the developers. "Unlock Adolf Hitler for 500 coins" is quite the sentence. Just absolutely priceless UX work here.
tab one: ending theme to the turn-a gundam film
tab two: pixiv animation of girl from blue archive using a urinal
tab three: wikipedia article on how the moon landing flag was made
Proof That Male Is THE Superior Sex
Before I begin, I want to say that I'm not trying to spread sexist propaganda, I'm just observing the facts. Okay, now that this is clear, I'll begin:
Females have vaginas. Males have penises. Now let's see what can be made out of that.
If you put two females in an empty room, they can't **** each other because they don't have anything to **** (i.e. penetrate) each other with.
If you put two males in an empty room, they can **** each other because they have a penis to **** each other with.
I know that the second example was an unpleasant one for probably most of you (including me), but it proves my point.
Even in lesbian porn, the females use a dildo (which is a fake penis) to satisfy each other, which also proves my point.
From that, we can conclude that a male is SEXUALLY superior over a female, PHYSICALLY superior over a female, and mentally equal (?). We have three factors: sexual, physical and mental. Since mental factor is supposedly equal for both sexes, we can drop it from the equation. That leaves us with 2/2 score for male sex over 0 score for female sex.
Therefore, males ARE superior to women.
Anyone agree or disagree? Why?
Demons actually make sense itfs humans that are bonkers
Ifm a board-certified internal medicine physician and I can personally assure you that obese purple M&Ms are not one of the major issues facing our nation.
If you told Twitter the sky was blue someone would post a picture of a sunset and say you're wrong
Like, why the FUCK else would I or anyone continue to post on this account and field such undeserved hate and malice. Anyone else sane or not would make an alt and try again. But me, (name removed), who changed from a triple major in honors chem, bio, and psych - on a pre-med track - I changed my major to Philosophy and left the other 3 90% done... because truth is all I care about.
It's my entire life from top to bottom. Sapere Aude. Have Courage to Use Your OWN Reason
thanks latin and Kant for opening my eyes to a world where my life is about more than making money and having a respected career.
furthermore, define boypussy. Gay men are most CERTAINLY interested in vaginas, the entire idea of anal sex is simulacrum. They just want the vagina to also come with a dick for role reversal if they feel like it. That's why it's a perversion and so laughable. Same for lesbos. "We don't need NO MAN and NO DICKS!" and then moments later they are fucking themselves with a plastic phallus...
Like I said though, everyone can do what they want with their own life. And we certainly shouldn't deny gays any human right that heteros get under the law, that's bullshit and still a real issue. But there's no such thing as the right to be safe from dissenting opinions. You have yours and I have mine.
I just really like cute girls eating oversized junk food
Like not in a kinky way or anything, I just think it's endearing
I really want to take a shit right now. I like looking at pictures of cute girls when I shit. It reminds me of how much I hate them and want to shit on them.
> And we certainly shouldn't deny gays any human right that heteros get under the law, that's bullshit
Wrong we should sentence them to capital punishment. Ae need some discipline and order in society. And fuck Kant he was retarded.
look I just want my ulthwe warhost to be competitive again I don't actually care about what "a croatian" is
I thick itfs a very cool concept despite the huge dick and balls amogus
The sheer commerce power contained in such a small space will force spawn a capitalist-themed amusement park dungeon
quirked up transsexed tradcath crytofash catgirls cyberheroin stored on the blockchain fisher-price baby's first stock market digital wormhole between bedrooms makeup hauls and mukbangs burned into corneas heteroflexible post-lesbian platonic intimacy indoor palm tree bimbofied bap-pilled sword guy who needs a personally assigned nsa agent when you have kiwifarms gorpcore coquette wet brain red scare the future is algorithmically generated humans speaking nothings to each other dennis cooper/ryan trecartin convo youtube video the dissolution of any kind of identity i'm nobody sonic oc inflation character model in second life
THE HUG BEFORE THEY BOTH KILLED THEMSELVES WAS THE CUTEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
There's only one thing you need lad, and thats a russell hobbs 23910 adventure brushed stainless steel electric kettle.
gentle reminder to all black splatoon players, if u pick team white chocolate you will have titles like "white fiend" and "white defender" on black history month
We've got a similar device in my home town and some scientists have it stuck in the testing phase with some diseased field mice. Well, less a device and more a sledge hammer...and It's a group of scientists and moreso just me. And it's less field mice and more hobos. And it's less a testing phase and more I haven't been caught yet.
Every square micrometer of the human body has been tortured for sexual pleasure at some point in the past 8000 years of modern human civilization. Across eras and generations, whether it be the lowly nipple or the exalted ear lobe, someone, somewhere, has asked for a voluptuous woman to carve at it with a knife; and that someone then came.
Before I played [game] i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
During a model shoot all this black ooze shot from my skeleton vagina, anyway, where can I sell some hot anime?
Maybe it's a trick just to get him inside his house. Or Wario is a freak and just wants to make Mario smells his shit for a quick laugh.
Donft listen to that guy, holding up a cinder block and dropping it on your head is not likely to kill you and suicide by shotgun only has a 70% success rate.
I can think of no more offensive thing to say to a woman than "you look human".
Can't explain, perhaps, but it's a nasty thing to say.
You're not allowed to make jokes and references on the internet anymore. Regardless of how obvious you make it, someone will always use their confirmation bias and lack of media literacy to play you for the fool.
Empress broke Denuvo DRM on Hogwarts Legacy, but published the torrent with a message supporting J. K. Rowling, calling modern men sissies, and denouncing trannies and wokeness.
One day soon someone will input all of this scam content into an off-the-shelf "AI" package and sell "Grift as a Service" (GaaS). You click on the "Carnivore" button and the software creates a fake influencer who posts about their diet and links viewers to your scam supplements
OP likes to think his mind is strong enough to regulate its own emotions 😂
The truth of the matter is chemicals in your Brian affects how you feel and think. Thus of course taking supplements would trigger specific emotional statesC it's a no brainer...I don't know how anyone could criticise people for that.
Supplements affect people differently, it's best for individuals to tests it empirically and find things that chemically affects your emotions in the way that feels right. Instead of trying to "regulate" it, which is much harder than what OP likes to trick themselves into thinking.
For example, I spent 2 weeks taking melatonin and I was soooo depressed without realising it was the melatonin. I tried meditation, cold showers etc... I was still depressed and anxious, nothing worked... And then I realised the cause is from taking melatonin, I stopped taking it and I felt much better afterwards.
I know the carnivore freaks exist and are real and I know some of them go crazy for the raw meat thing, but, like, this whole thing where he's just eating testicles like multiple times a day has to be a bit or just a lie, right? How does he even source so much testicles?
This is a good thing. It means something made her think of you or she saw your name & thought to text you. If you're working, don't respond. You're work is always more important than girls. If its weekend, don't respond. You're too busy having a good weekend & she might be checking to see if you're out with other girls. I don't recommend being 'to-the-point' with girls you're texting/dating. Woman respond best to guys who make them feel good. Thats most likely the reason you get a random "hey," she likes the feeling she gets when interacting with you. Keeping the conversation fun & light will give her this sensation. Kind of like when you where a kid you learned to wait till your parents where in a good mood before you asked them for a new toy... Next time you get a "hey." Reply with something like 'what, is dinner ready?' Her >"yes" (you get dinner, fuck ya!) "no" ('Well kitten, looks like we're eating out for dinner then') If she still says no/doesn't reschedule, fuck it. Date her sister.
You know this character. His name is Pepe the Frog. He went from a character that became popular for peeing with his pants down around his ankles, to a symbol of hate
There are ten million things I'll never forgive the alt-right for doing and this is one of them.
Yeah, I know it's an incredibly insignificant thing compared to all the downright vile shit they do, but it still makes me really sad. Pepe didn't deserve this.
>>893
worth noting this post was from 2009 and might have made more sense in that era
>>932
Boot Camp was a thing and I don't recall anyone I knew from those days who didn't use it.
A report by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) stated that the October 2022 Riyadh International Book Fair included exhibitors selling more than two dozen notoriously anti-Semitic books. The ADL noted that the presence of these anti-Semitic books at the largest book fair in the country gseem[s] at odds with some positive Saudi trends.h
The meaning of 'stan' in K-POP is quite scary.
Eminem wrote a song called 'Stan' back in 2017 (I believe.) It's about an obsessive fan. Scary, right? Wait until I give you the lyrics!
thank you all for coming along on a journey. i truly appreciate this community, music fans, gamers, students, DJs, shrek ravers. class acts, amazing!
Opposition leaders, media, and civil society groups criticized a law passed in 2020 on forced religious conversion by marriage as violating constitutional protections on freedom of religion and reinforcing derogatory stereotypes of Muslim men using marriage to coerce Hindu women into religious conversions, often referred to as glove jihad.h
Although the law prohibits ethnic and religious discrimination, racial discrimination is enshrined in the constitution, which restricts citizenship and land ownership to those of gNegro descent.h While persons of Lebanese and Asian descent who were born or who had lived most of their lives in the country may not by law attain citizenship or own land, there are some exceptions.
The ideal poop knife:
> great posts everyone, really funny stuff going around the website today
i didn't post
but thank you v much :)
edit: is this stolen valor?
So I did the math, if you were to force the state of Wyoming to eat the entire stockpile of government cheese, the average weight would increase by more than 125 pounds.
I see a beautiful future where ALL of our entertainment comes from unmedicated schizophrenia.
I don't care about the universal declaration of human rights, and neither should you.
I really wanted to ask, but i was afraid of outing myself as being connected to the giant pink anime thing that they have to stare at for the next two months
Love doesn't bloom on the battlefield, but war crimes do.
Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time
aawww shit your thread just got paleoschizo'd
I'd pay good money to see Elon get locked into a punishment stockade and smacked in the face with a giant floppy rotten sea bass non stop for days until he literally went insane. I can just imagine him struggling violently to free himself and his screaming being interrupted with each smack of the fish.
That would fill me with incomprehensible joy.
I was there when Google killed Geocities and the other free hosts.
Okay, killed is a bit strong, but it was the beginning of the end for Geocities.
I was a member of a large webmaster/SEO forum. The web was becoming rapidly commercialized and Google was quickly becoming the number 1 search engine.
There were complaints from both corporations and SEO's about the best Geocities sites taking up to many of the top spots in Google. "Googleguy" was the Google rep to that forum and he announced that Google would be downranking all free host sites. This would effectively move them back to like page 20 of the Google returns. The kiss of death.
Eventually banner ad revenue declined with the loss of traffic and Geocities had to shut down.
Think about it: The Geocities sites were older than Google. They came from a time when search engines were really bad. People surfed the web to find websites and webmasters fearlessly linked out to whatever they liked, so just about all those early sites had link pages which is how we surfed. Some of those Geocities sites were written by experts, they attracted a lot of links from other free sites and had been doing so for many years. Many of those sites were listed in the important directories like Yahoo! and Dmoz which gave them added weight. For a search engine like Google with their PageRank algo which counted heavily on link popularity, these Geocities sites naturally ranked really well on Google often crowding out commercial sites from the first or second pages.
BTW: the death of Geocities helped pave the way for Wikipedia. Before Wikipedia people built sites to share their knowledge and expertise. They were the decentralized encyclopedia of their day. Once they were gone or un-findable it made sense to make something like Wikipedia.
Hi , i dont know who you guys are , you seem like a weird forum.
A guy i know left his backpack at my house and it had a cd full of really bad taste images and stuff with silly stupid photoshopped images , im never talking to him again ,at least you convince me this is not a bad internet community , he knows i have his cd it had disgusting cp or wathever you call it....
I think you guys just destroyed wathever chances this guy had with me , i hope your happy...
the image is one of the images i found on the cd... aids is not "kool" fuck off and die faggots...
Just to add that a 10 dB increase is a ten fold increase in energy, which is effectively a doubling in loudness. This means that the 300 dB headphones are about 8200 times louder than the 170 dB gunshot, releasing 10 trillion times as much energy. Thatfs about as much energy as the largest volcanic eruptions ever recorded (Krakatoa for example, could be heard from about 5000 miles away) and would not only vapourise the listener instantly but probably also a large part of the town that they were in.
Went to my parents recently... I work in a hospital and know the smell of death. I was so worried.... but apparently my dad just farted a bunch that day and it lingered
Ohh, its initials. I was wondering what Gross Domestic Product has to do with porn
The New Testament is one of those books I used to see nuns reading on the subway
Ahh; after a long day of ricing ubuntu time to have some IRC sex
Not half bad
I had no idea why the girl was cutting up her fingers at the very beginning. If anything, that made it easier to laugh at her as that guy molested her, as she doesn't seem to care anything about pain. At first, I thought this was going to be something really violent, but it was instead something sexual. The funniest part was probably how stupid the girl's voice sounded. You guys did live up to the title and description. I have an even dirtier mind than I thought, I swore he was giving her a golden shower.
saw an ad saying that human trafficking is an ongoing occurrence but it didnt tell me where i can buy these supposed sex slaves
I was once speaking to a good friend of mine here, in English.
"Do you want to go out for yakitori?"
"Go fuck yourself!"
"... switches to Japanese Have I recently done anything very major to offend you?"
"No, of course not."
"Oh, OK, I was worried. So that phrase, that's something you would only say under extreme distress when you had maximal desire to offend me, or I suppose you could use it jokingly between friends, but neither you nor I generally talk that way."
"I learned it from a movie. I thought it meant eNo.f"
"You might want to not repeat it ever again."
Cats fully understand Arabic and are, as evidenced in this video, more than capable of engaging with a sermon on Ramadan virtues.