[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

962 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10795 03:00

god i love it when phil brags about uploading tons and tons of shit like it means something
my brother in gout phil
viper made 2200+ albums since 2006
that's over 120 albums per year
do you think he's hot shit?

963 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10795 14:14

i think viper is hot shit

964 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10795 23:01

i blame martin luther

told people anyone could have a relationship with god and now people are praying on the toilet and dropping cheezy balls into the sea of galilee

965 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10796 09:34

>>963 me too, but it's worth noting a lot of those albums are the same songs he's released before but with slightly different titles. Lil B on the other hand, he's so hot, shit says "brrr shut the window"

966 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10796 13:43

Peace and love on planet earnth!!

967 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10798 00:12

IMAGINE grabbing all the chub and pulling and stretching it and moving it around and digging your face into that fuwafuwa mass of fat. Imagine.

968 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10798 06:40

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into , linux

969 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10798 18:03

My personal hypothesis on reality. First of all, I am very quick to use the axiom as above so below, or as within so without. I have found this to be extremely feasible and soothing in life. It does seem my interaction with spirit is somehow symbiotic. It seems we are two parts of a puzzle. Me Invoking. Them responding. Me loving. Them receiving the love. Many aspects of life I have perceived this way. Thus I think perhaps reality was created the same way a practicioner creates. Perhaps an intention was simply set, and we all spawned and continue to spawn from that intention. You can also refer to sacred geometry, patterns, and math as potential proof of this hypothesis. The tree of life is also in multiple mythologies. I think perhaps reality is a fractal, and we all continue on this beautiful journey forever, infinitely. With infinite new joys and possibilities :3

970 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10799 23:38

a noteworthy amount of developments into some of the most effective misinformation tools in history can be traced back to a project called "DeepCreamPy"

> Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks. Formerly named DeepMindBreak.
> A deep learning-based tool to automatically replace censored artwork in hentai with plausible reconstructions.
> The user colors cencored regions green in an image editing program like GIMP or Photoshop. A neural network fills in the censored regions.

971 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10803 18:29

you seriously thought i was gonna be able to resist Kilian-Eng-posting?

972 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10804 18:17

Sure, let's just hide behind "culture" as an excuse for discrimination.
Because cultural differences are a perfect excuse for treating people
unfairly and denying them their basic human rights, right? It's not like
culture is something that evolves and changes over time, or that
cultures can learn from each other and grow to become more accepting and
inclusive. No, let's just use culture as a justification for bigotry
and hate. How wonderfully progressive. I'm sure their staff must be so
proud of themselves for promoting such regressive and discriminatory
values.

973 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 03:13

ROFL! That was random!

Oh yeah? Well I fart perfume! Take a whiff, sister! XP

974 Name: vc: shoyg : 1993-09-10810 03:23

Finding this is like the explicitly evil version of being invited to a house that only watches tapes of religious cartoons

975 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 12:27

the anduril fanboys are on a whole other level compared to the ppl that reply to elon musk tweets, absolutely wild vibes - same "thank you sir", but with the addition of AI generated anime montages about a defense contractor, set to crystal castles music

976 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 12:47

>>975
I take it this is not about the sword from LoTR?

977 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 23:48

>>976
Aye, it is not.

978 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10811 00:01

全くクソウケるぅ〜^_^

979 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10811 05:53

Necrophilia and desecration are criminal because we have passed laws, based on social mores and ideas about public safety, that make them illegal. Not all crimes have victims, but if you want to think of the deceased as a victim, you can; what matters to the administration of justice, however, is only that there is a law, and not that there is a victim.

The consent of the deceased isn't a factor in those laws. In fact, even if you can prove that the decedent intended for you to have sex with their corpse, and gave consent, it's still illegal for you to do so.

980 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10811 08:05

awesome jerking off love your butt, BUT it didn't look clean enough and may not be smoothe enough but sexy none the less loved the vid of yu flabby bely and th brest like packs mm. soo god that cok i'd love o suck

981 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 09:40

Net.suicide is for suicides only. The only dead baby info that I want to see is if a baby actually takes his own life!

982 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 10:09

親を悲しませて楽しいかな

983 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 11:22

I went to get a pizza the other night, and, since I had six friends over, I asked that he cut it in seven pieces. The pizzaman said he couldn't do it exactly with just straight-edge and compass (it was a greek pizzeria), and I asked him why. He started talking about automorphisms and algebraic fields and other things I don't understand - can anybody explain this in plain english? Is there a general rule?

984 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 19:44

私は3年以上にわたって、英語を教えてきたし、私の経験では、子供はまだ英語の勉強が嫌いだよ。
私は服の上のランダムな英語の表記やフレーズ、全てを参照している。
ある時、1人の先生が「fuck yeah」というセーターを毎日来ていた。
彼らは本当に意味がわかってないようだよ。

985 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10812 23:25

I just really want to listen more and more denpa music!! It's so moe

986 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 08:15

We read analytic philosophy, science fiction, and LessWrong. We are intelligent, socially awkward, and heavily male. Is there a good name for that?

987 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 08:51

In the classical era, the concept of the parasite was not strictly pejorative: the parasitus was an accepted role in Roman society, in which a person could live off the hospitality of others, in return for "flattery, simple services, and a willingness to endure humiliation".

988 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 15:10

>>986
Based.

989 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 18:32

>>988 I would disagree, >>986 didn't really mention any qualities of being based. One could be based and the opposite of the qualities listed

990 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10816 23:07

If you combined their body hair they would almost look like humans.

991 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 02:51

My brother came into my room at 1 AM I was just trying to sleep and he's like "you remember Ben Folds? The dude who made all the Over The Hedge soundtrack?" "Yeah?" "Well"...

992 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 04:24

guys imma be real with you all. im not even horny no more. i just want affection, thats it.

looking at attractive/cute girls just makes me sad.
im the kind of lonely horny cant fix.

993 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 04:48

You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

994 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 17:13

Ah, the sound of another entitled giant who thinks the world should bend over backward for him just because he's a few inches taller than the average Joe. How cute. Let me break it down for you, pal. Yes, things will be more cramped for you in Japan. Shocking, right? You're not in your oversized Western country anymore, champ. Here in Japan, we actually care about utilizing space efficiently instead of just blindly wasting it like you guys do.

But no, you're not satisfied with that, are you? You have to whine and complain about how cramped things are going to be for you. Well, I've got news for you: Japan doesn't owe you anything. If you can't handle a little bit of discomfort, then don't bother coming here. We don't need more entitled foreigners who think they're better than us just because they're taller.

And don't even get me started on your weight. You're 260 pounds? That's disgusting. Do you have any idea how much space you're going to take up on the train or in the hotel? Probably not, because all you care about is yourself. Well, let me tell you something, buddy. You're not special. You're just another fat, entitled American who thinks he deserves the world on a silver platter. News flash: you don't. So either suck it up and deal with the cramped spaces or stay the hell out of Japan. We don't want you here anyway.

995 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 21:34

I was asked by the CEO of the company

“What would you do if you were shrunk down and put into a blender that will be turned on in 1 minute.”

Apparently my answer of “I don’t know, that’s a weird question.” was part of the reason he voted my hiring even though the Hiring Manager wanted me.

996 Name: VC: kludge : 1993-09-10818 03:39

I bought a small snake once when i was young thats why i came here saddly this video was a revelation for me i had been harboiring thought about animals in relation to the bible and used a tourch from my papies garage to send the snake in pain, i burned its eyes out so it would stop looking at me, it turly was not my fault that the animal was encourted with satan. I left it like for four days until i put it in a healing chamber with some drops of holy water i took from church mixed with healing sand(it had been held in a vice since i used the torch to stop its demonicly possessing using diabolical possession, also it had no food or water to save the animal and remove the demon, it was also trapped right at the most back of the skull i could in the vice 😅 holding it on the skull to allow maximum demons to leave and breathing qnd so i could concentrate on blasting the eyes of the skull, it was held in the most holy place of a snakes body by the solar plexes of the devil snake(i could see him in the substrate and under floor boards mostly lingering, near the eye beast snake demon satan that is)like this i tried to crack his holy skull to allow hair to a main to grow but nothing and i touched his to anount oils to fast adter the skull was qlenced of seeing like joeseph once said the eyes are the gate way in all gun indoor shooting portal from satan to suck up demonic forces as animals to the skull and souls and this left my finger blistered so i lit the olive oil on fire as penance and put my finger under its dermal layers to feel vaons and for heart beat to check for 😈 demons i think it was cured but tried to cut flaps like meat and bonpsy tree to make it like cross ✝️ and surprisingly jesus accepted him and saved him and it healed like flapps to be nail to the cross and his breathing was layboured i needed to build a jig of kinds where i cpuld work on the flags and keep him from moving alot and when jesus told me i nailed him the cross and and put him on baking sheet and stood up in oven on 230f and let him go till what i thought was gangreous disiduaion spilled like jesus or luke and put him in cold ice water maybe adter two minutes he was asleep for all of it breathing but jesus told me to be a warrior and in his sleep through all of it i could see and hear the demons leaveing through his teeth with hissing,a true miracle! And after that for seven mor days i did this daily until jesus took him)

997 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10818 22:45

So she can't take a nasty ass fuming stinky black-as-midnight shit turd in my mouth and on my face? What's the point of going on, then?

998 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10819 07:10

Either way, I’ll have multiple orgasms to see the retarded users of Pop!_OS dealing with the new non-themable GNOME…

999 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10820 04:10

"this game doesn't have a lot of porn, so this is proof that horse racing is ran by the yakuza."
can you tell how ridiculous that sounds?

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