[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

901 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10736 05:09

Proof That Male Is THE Superior Sex
Before I begin, I want to say that I'm not trying to spread sexist propaganda, I'm just observing the facts. Okay, now that this is clear, I'll begin:

Females have vaginas. Males have penises. Now let's see what can be made out of that.

If you put two females in an empty room, they can't **** each other because they don't have anything to **** (i.e. penetrate) each other with.

If you put two males in an empty room, they can **** each other because they have a penis to **** each other with.

I know that the second example was an unpleasant one for probably most of you (including me), but it proves my point.

Even in lesbian porn, the females use a dildo (which is a fake penis) to satisfy each other, which also proves my point.

From that, we can conclude that a male is SEXUALLY superior over a female, PHYSICALLY superior over a female, and mentally equal (?). We have three factors: sexual, physical and mental. Since mental factor is supposedly equal for both sexes, we can drop it from the equation. That leaves us with 2/2 score for male sex over 0 score for female sex.

Therefore, males ARE superior to women.

Anyone agree or disagree? Why?

902 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10736 20:44

Demons actually make sense itfs humans that are bonkers

903 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10739 23:37

Ifm a board-certified internal medicine physician and I can personally assure you that obese purple M&Ms are not one of the major issues facing our nation.

904 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10740 22:45

If you told Twitter the sky was blue someone would post a picture of a sunset and say you're wrong

905 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10741 00:33

Like, why the FUCK else would I or anyone continue to post on this account and field such undeserved hate and malice. Anyone else sane or not would make an alt and try again. But me, (name removed), who changed from a triple major in honors chem, bio, and psych - on a pre-med track - I changed my major to Philosophy and left the other 3 90% done... because truth is all I care about.

It's my entire life from top to bottom. Sapere Aude. Have Courage to Use Your OWN Reason

thanks latin and Kant for opening my eyes to a world where my life is about more than making money and having a respected career.

furthermore, define boypussy. Gay men are most CERTAINLY interested in vaginas, the entire idea of anal sex is simulacrum. They just want the vagina to also come with a dick for role reversal if they feel like it. That's why it's a perversion and so laughable. Same for lesbos. "We don't need NO MAN and NO DICKS!" and then moments later they are fucking themselves with a plastic phallus...

Like I said though, everyone can do what they want with their own life. And we certainly shouldn't deny gays any human right that heteros get under the law, that's bullshit and still a real issue. But there's no such thing as the right to be safe from dissenting opinions. You have yours and I have mine.

906 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10741 09:18

I just really like cute girls eating oversized junk food

Like not in a kinky way or anything, I just think it's endearing

907 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10742 06:28

I really want to take a shit right now. I like looking at pictures of cute girls when I shit. It reminds me of how much I hate them and want to shit on them.

>>905

> And we certainly shouldn't deny gays any human right that heteros get under the law, that's bullshit

Wrong we should sentence them to capital punishment. Ae need some discipline and order in society. And fuck Kant he was retarded.

908 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10742 20:44

You're friends with Homestuck fans which is much worse than making a funny joke about the Holocaust
I could tell from the way you write BTW

909 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10744 18:08

look I just want my ulthwe warhost to be competitive again I don't actually care about what "a croatian" is

910 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10745 02:55

>>906 same

911 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10746 01:33

I thick itfs a very cool concept despite the huge dick and balls amogus

912 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10747 03:15

The sheer commerce power contained in such a small space will force spawn a capitalist-themed amusement park dungeon

913 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10748 22:56

quirked up transsexed tradcath crytofash catgirls cyberheroin stored on the blockchain fisher-price baby's first stock market digital wormhole between bedrooms makeup hauls and mukbangs burned into corneas heteroflexible post-lesbian platonic intimacy indoor palm tree bimbofied bap-pilled sword guy who needs a personally assigned nsa agent when you have kiwifarms gorpcore coquette wet brain red scare the future is algorithmically generated humans speaking nothings to each other dennis cooper/ryan trecartin convo youtube video the dissolution of any kind of identity i'm nobody sonic oc inflation character model in second life

914 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10749 13:07

THE HUG BEFORE THEY BOTH KILLED THEMSELVES WAS THE CUTEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

915 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10750 01:20

There's only one thing you need lad, and thats a russell hobbs 23910 adventure brushed stainless steel electric kettle.

916 Name: vc: pist : 1993-09-10750 05:19

gentle reminder to all black splatoon players, if u pick team white chocolate you will have titles like "white fiend" and "white defender" on black history month

917 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10751 23:00

We've got a similar device in my home town and some scientists have it stuck in the testing phase with some diseased field mice. Well, less a device and more a sledge hammer...and It's a group of scientists and moreso just me. And it's less field mice and more hobos. And it's less a testing phase and more I haven't been caught yet.

918 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10754 03:47

Every square micrometer of the human body has been tortured for sexual pleasure at some point in the past 8000 years of modern human civilization. Across eras and generations, whether it be the lowly nipple or the exalted ear lobe, someone, somewhere, has asked for a voluptuous woman to carve at it with a knife; and that someone then came.

919 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10757 20:29

Before I played [game] i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

920 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10757 20:57

During a model shoot all this black ooze shot from my skeleton vagina, anyway, where can I sell some hot anime?

921 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10758 02:12

Maybe it's a trick just to get him inside his house. Or Wario is a freak and just wants to make Mario smells his shit for a quick laugh.

922 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10760 23:33

Donft listen to that guy, holding up a cinder block and dropping it on your head is not likely to kill you and suicide by shotgun only has a 70% success rate.

923 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10766 16:27

I can think of no more offensive thing to say to a woman than "you look human".

Can't explain, perhaps, but it's a nasty thing to say.

924 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10767 22:36

You're not allowed to make jokes and references on the internet anymore. Regardless of how obvious you make it, someone will always use their confirmation bias and lack of media literacy to play you for the fool.

925 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10768 00:39

>>924 Embrace it... foolishness for Christ...

926 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10769 07:53

Empress broke Denuvo DRM on Hogwarts Legacy, but published the torrent with a message supporting J. K. Rowling, calling modern men sissies, and denouncing trannies and wokeness.

927 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10769 16:17

One day soon someone will input all of this scam content into an off-the-shelf "AI" package and sell "Grift as a Service" (GaaS). You click on the "Carnivore" button and the software creates a fake influencer who posts about their diet and links viewers to your scam supplements

928 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10770 04:14

OP likes to think his mind is strong enough to regulate its own emotions 😂

The truth of the matter is chemicals in your Brian affects how you feel and think. Thus of course taking supplements would trigger specific emotional statesC it's a no brainer...I don't know how anyone could criticise people for that.

Supplements affect people differently, it's best for individuals to tests it empirically and find things that chemically affects your emotions in the way that feels right. Instead of trying to "regulate" it, which is much harder than what OP likes to trick themselves into thinking.

For example, I spent 2 weeks taking melatonin and I was soooo depressed without realising it was the melatonin. I tried meditation, cold showers etc... I was still depressed and anxious, nothing worked... And then I realised the cause is from taking melatonin, I stopped taking it and I felt much better afterwards.

929 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10770 10:28

I know the carnivore freaks exist and are real and I know some of them go crazy for the raw meat thing, but, like, this whole thing where he's just eating testicles like multiple times a day has to be a bit or just a lie, right? How does he even source so much testicles?

930 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10770 19:40

This is a good thing. It means something made her think of you or she saw your name & thought to text you. If you're working, don't respond. You're work is always more important than girls. If its weekend, don't respond. You're too busy having a good weekend & she might be checking to see if you're out with other girls. I don't recommend being 'to-the-point' with girls you're texting/dating. Woman respond best to guys who make them feel good. Thats most likely the reason you get a random "hey," she likes the feeling she gets when interacting with you. Keeping the conversation fun & light will give her this sensation. Kind of like when you where a kid you learned to wait till your parents where in a good mood before you asked them for a new toy... Next time you get a "hey." Reply with something like 'what, is dinner ready?' Her >"yes" (you get dinner, fuck ya!) "no" ('Well kitten, looks like we're eating out for dinner then') If she still says no/doesn't reschedule, fuck it. Date her sister.

931 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 00:24

You know this character. His name is Pepe the Frog. He went from a character that became popular for peeing with his pants down around his ankles, to a symbol of hate

There are ten million things I'll never forgive the alt-right for doing and this is one of them.

Yeah, I know it's an incredibly insignificant thing compared to all the downright vile shit they do, but it still makes me really sad. Pepe didn't deserve this.

932 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 05:26

>>893
worth noting this post was from 2009 and might have made more sense in that era

933 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 07:13

>>932
Boot Camp was a thing and I don't recall anyone I knew from those days who didn't use it.

934 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 12:23

A report by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) stated that the October 2022 Riyadh International Book Fair included exhibitors selling more than two dozen notoriously anti-Semitic books. The ADL noted that the presence of these anti-Semitic books at the largest book fair in the country gseem[s] at odds with some positive Saudi trends.h

935 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 19:37

>>932 I've been using macs for 25 years, he is just a fool

936 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10771 20:08

The meaning of 'stan' in K-POP is quite scary.

Eminem wrote a song called 'Stan' back in 2017 (I believe.) It's about an obsessive fan. Scary, right? Wait until I give you the lyrics!

937 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10772 19:45

thank you all for coming along on a journey. i truly appreciate this community, music fans, gamers, students, DJs, shrek ravers. class acts, amazing!

938 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10772 22:13

Opposition leaders, media, and civil society groups criticized a law passed in 2020 on forced religious conversion by marriage as violating constitutional protections on freedom of religion and reinforcing derogatory stereotypes of Muslim men using marriage to coerce Hindu women into religious conversions, often referred to as glove jihad.h

939 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10772 23:26

​Although the law prohibits ethnic and religious discrimination, racial discrimination is enshrined in the constitution, which restricts citizenship and land ownership to those of gNegro descent.h While persons of Lebanese and Asian descent who were born or who had lived most of their lives in the country may not by law attain citizenship or own land, there are some exceptions.

940 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10773 19:39

The ideal poop knife:

  • A buoyant handle so it floats the right way up when dropped.
  • A kink in the blade like [pictured] so you can scrape around the underside of the lip.
  • An LED in the blade end of the handle, so you can see what you're cutting in the dark or shade.
  • Double-edges, with different grade curves to follow the bowl shape.
  • Double-edges, with one hard and the other soft.
  • Non-slip grip handle.
  • Be either completely uniform colour for easy cleaning OR some sort of mottled brown design so the stains don't show up as much.
  • Dishwasher safe.

941 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10773 21:26

> great posts everyone, really funny stuff going around the website today

i didn't post

but thank you v much :)

edit: is this stolen valor?

942 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10774 14:15

So I did the math, if you were to force the state of Wyoming to eat the entire stockpile of government cheese, the average weight would increase by more than 125 pounds.

943 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10776 19:27

I see a beautiful future where ALL of our entertainment comes from unmedicated schizophrenia.

944 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10778 04:16

I don't care about the universal declaration of human rights, and neither should you.

945 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10778 04:59

I really wanted to ask, but i was afraid of outing myself as being connected to the giant pink anime thing that they have to stare at for the next two months

946 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10778 08:17

Love doesn't bloom on the battlefield, but war crimes do.

947 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10778 22:31

Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time

948 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10779 14:22

aawww shit your thread just got paleoschizo'd

949 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10780 21:33

I'd pay good money to see Elon get locked into a punishment stockade and smacked in the face with a giant floppy rotten sea bass non stop for days until he literally went insane. I can just imagine him struggling violently to free himself and his screaming being interrupted with each smack of the fish.

That would fill me with incomprehensible joy.

950 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10780 23:07

I was there when Google killed Geocities and the other free hosts.

Okay, killed is a bit strong, but it was the beginning of the end for Geocities.

I was a member of a large webmaster/SEO forum. The web was becoming rapidly commercialized and Google was quickly becoming the number 1 search engine.

There were complaints from both corporations and SEO's about the best Geocities sites taking up to many of the top spots in Google. "Googleguy" was the Google rep to that forum and he announced that Google would be downranking all free host sites. This would effectively move them back to like page 20 of the Google returns. The kiss of death.
Eventually banner ad revenue declined with the loss of traffic and Geocities had to shut down.

Think about it: The Geocities sites were older than Google. They came from a time when search engines were really bad. People surfed the web to find websites and webmasters fearlessly linked out to whatever they liked, so just about all those early sites had link pages which is how we surfed. Some of those Geocities sites were written by experts, they attracted a lot of links from other free sites and had been doing so for many years. Many of those sites were listed in the important directories like Yahoo! and Dmoz which gave them added weight. For a search engine like Google with their PageRank algo which counted heavily on link popularity, these Geocities sites naturally ranked really well on Google often crowding out commercial sites from the first or second pages.

BTW: the death of Geocities helped pave the way for Wikipedia. Before Wikipedia people built sites to share their knowledge and expertise. They were the decentralized encyclopedia of their day. Once they were gone or un-findable it made sense to make something like Wikipedia.

951 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10781 02:43

Hi , i dont know who you guys are , you seem like a weird forum.

A guy i know left his backpack at my house and it had a cd full of really bad taste images and stuff with silly stupid photoshopped images , im never talking to him again ,at least you convince me this is not a bad internet community , he knows i have his cd it had disgusting cp or wathever you call it....

I think you guys just destroyed wathever chances this guy had with me , i hope your happy...

the image is one of the images i found on the cd... aids is not "kool" fuck off and die faggots...

952 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10781 08:30

Just to add that a 10 dB increase is a ten fold increase in energy, which is effectively a doubling in loudness. This means that the 300 dB headphones are about 8200 times louder than the 170 dB gunshot, releasing 10 trillion times as much energy. Thatfs about as much energy as the largest volcanic eruptions ever recorded (Krakatoa for example, could be heard from about 5000 miles away) and would not only vapourise the listener instantly but probably also a large part of the town that they were in.

953 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10781 21:56

>Too many colors!!!

Home slice, it L s a coloring game.

954 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10782 21:53

Went to my parents recently... I work in a hospital and know the smell of death. I was so worried.... but apparently my dad just farted a bunch that day and it lingered

955 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10783 11:18

Ohh, its initials. I was wondering what Gross Domestic Product has to do with porn

956 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10788 02:06

The New Testament is one of those books I used to see nuns reading on the subway

957 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10788 17:15

Ahh; after a long day of ricing ubuntu time to have some IRC sex

958 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10792 22:08

Not half bad

I had no idea why the girl was cutting up her fingers at the very beginning. If anything, that made it easier to laugh at her as that guy molested her, as she doesn't seem to care anything about pain. At first, I thought this was going to be something really violent, but it was instead something sexual. The funniest part was probably how stupid the girl's voice sounded. You guys did live up to the title and description. I have an even dirtier mind than I thought, I swore he was giving her a golden shower.

959 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10793 01:43

saw an ad saying that human trafficking is an ongoing occurrence but it didnt tell me where i can buy these supposed sex slaves

960 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10793 17:05

I was once speaking to a good friend of mine here, in English.
"Do you want to go out for yakitori?"
"Go fuck yourself!"
"... switches to Japanese Have I recently done anything very major to offend you?"
"No, of course not."
"Oh, OK, I was worried. So that phrase, that's something you would only say under extreme distress when you had maximal desire to offend me, or I suppose you could use it jokingly between friends, but neither you nor I generally talk that way."
"I learned it from a movie. I thought it meant eNo.f"
"You might want to not repeat it ever again."

961 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10793 21:20

Cats fully understand Arabic and are, as evidenced in this video, more than capable of engaging with a sermon on Ramadan virtues.

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