12-Year-Old Girl Died After Parents Treated ‘Serious Life-Threatening’ Injuries with Smoothies, Say Police
Then: Hey, never let yourself get blackout drunk at college beer pong and have someone else put it on Facebook. You never know what potential employers will see it, or when scumbags will dig it up for dirt.
Now: he was so real for this he just like me fr
GNN: EWU Bodycam has released the 2021 Chris Chan bodycam arrest footage.
The arresting officers learn Chris Chan is internet famous after they hear Ethan Ralph hollering in the background while livestreaming the arrest.
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a screenshot of dark souls with kid's toys overlaid, because dark souls is a game for babies. just reached anor londo and I've got my +5 baby rattle equipped with the dora the explorer backpack/spiderman lunch box off-hand swap for optimal on the go exploration. my push pop's aren't fully leveled right now but with the cow selected I don't think any enemy up until the stacking towers and spiderman and elsa fight will pose much trouble. game on gamers
rozen maiden characters getting gigantic breasts as a result of getting addicted to drinking probiotic milk
Set decorator Cat Mueller portrayed the lust victim after Fincher's assistant said she had the personality and body to portray a dead prostitute. She received $500 for six hours of filming over two days but described being nude in front of Pitt as a perk.
All western "activists" know is hashtag, draw gay porn, masturbate, and cry
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Carries what appears to be an extremely modified RPG-7 rocket launcher, seemingly loaded with a teddy bear for a rocket.
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The desire for beer was fundamental in the decisive rise of the Neolithic revolution and the development of human civilization.
And yes, we have another exclusive treat for you subscribers. Here is the "Digital Money Is Real" music video, previously available only with the purchase of our NFT, which was a truly pointless venture and waste of our time and energy, encouraged by a bunch of zealous crypto dorks. https://youtu.be/J0LWepqPPgg
As a necessary measure, demanded by the need to facilitate the progress of the sacred cause of freedom of the Republic against the machinations of its enemies, the consular government agrees:
1º That no marriage of a European male with an American woman known and reputed as Spanish in the town is to be authorized from the first to the last social class (…) and confinement in Fort Borbón of the European contracting party for ten years and confiscation of their property.
2º That in the case of any European trying to marry an American woman of the expressed Spanish quality and class (…) clandestinely, they will be punished with the same penalties, without prejudice to deciding on the nullity of the marriage thus contracted.
3º That in no secular or ecclesiastical court be admitted petitions or betrothal of European males, even promised by public deed, to women of the aforementioned quality, or on alleged statutory rape in order to force the marriage between such persons, under the same penalties indicated.
4º That European males should not be admitted to baptisms as godparents, nor in the confirmations of children of the aforementioned class; nor be admitted as witnesses of any marriage, under the same penalties. But Europeans can marry Indian, Mixed-blood and Black women.
Titan Rose speaks of the love he has for Anne as if he's in a Shakespeare play but by far the strangest is Stinkabod's reflection on the time he was a wee lamb. It includes the very moment he was born in as graphic detail as the visual style would allow. It depicts him sucking on his mother's teets in order to grow larger, but it appears he's not the only creature that likes to do that. I'm sure there's a Freudian explanation as to why a pink rabbit is suckling his mother's milk, but I'm too afraid to find out.
Pele's World Tournament Soccer
• Genre: sports
• Players: 2The next version of the game about the torment of poor men. The controls and graphics, as in the previous version, are worthless.
The Horror of Cow Attacks: ‘I Told My Husband to Leave Me to Die’
I'm sitting here going 28+ years of being black, you could say I've gotten really good at it.
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Dr. Robert Cowie, research professor at the University of Hawaii, said symptoms vary depending on how many lungworms you’ve actually ingested, with the most common symptoms being a headache and a stiff neck.
Dude, guro isn't even something I fap to. It's just relaxign to look at. Yes, it's relaxing. Seeing someone being torn apart makes me calmer. It's obviously some--to use hoity toity psychological terms--a sublimation of some psychic pressure, or just a constellation blowing off steam.
Point is, if you've ever slowed down to look at a car wreck, then you. like. guro.
A power surge sends whacked out computer programmer Squeegie Hornio and his brother Ornio into cyberspace where they meet up with, have sex with, and even fight, a variety of characters from a popular video game. Hornio Brothers Squeegie and Ornio fight to find their way out of cyberspace after a power surge lands them inside a computer game.
It is notable that historical artwork which depicts women, on average, shows them with significantly smaller breasts than women in the modern day. Women athletes and warrioresses tend to be represented either not wearing any form of breast support or, more rarely, use a breast band, such as is demonstrated in the Roman 'bikini girls' mosaic.
Fang originated from the area of Nanjing. She was selected for palace service in 1531, and chosen as a concubine for the emperor.
She was described as beautiful and talented. However, she refused to use bribes to improve her chances of being selected to share the bed of the emperor, and as the emperor did not wish to have sexual intercourse with women over the age of fifteen, her chance to experience a sexual encounter with the emperor was therefore past, which reportedly caused her great sorrow and emotional loss
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To understand more about how echidna penises work, Fenelon's team turned to short-beaked echidnas (Tachyglossus aculeatus) at a wildlife sanctuary in Australia. Unfortunately, rescued echidnas tend to have injuries, usually inflicted by road collisions, that are so severe the animals are often euthanized. But luckily for the researchers, the euthanized echidnas' penises are still in good enough shape to study, Fenelon said.
KHAMENI FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD UNDER THE SUN NASRALLAH IS DEAD YOU HAVE TO GET OFF OF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING ALREADY
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The United States Social Security Administration noted that a number of parents of girls initially named “Chole” on their birth certificates had filed to correct the spelling to “Chloe” between 2017 and 2022.[10]
A Nogger weighs 69 grams
Isago finally ate mermaid flesh, dived into the ocean, transformed back into a mermaid, and gave birth to two healthy merbabies.
Writing credits are indicated on back cover by a silver and red sticker covering a misprint. Track 15 is indicated as 4:04 on the back cover, but is 10:29 on the disc. Track 16 is indicated as 1:52 but is 5:23. CD spine contains two small beads: one red, one clear.
Die Nibelungen was among Adolf Hitler's favorite films and Heinrich Hoffmann stated that he watched it with Hitler at least twenty times. Joseph Goebbels initially criticized the film in 1924 as a "typically Jewish concoction" although "the Jew knows how to direct", but later praised it as "the pinnacle of German achievement" by 1929. Hitler and Goebbels considered making a new film adaption with sound or adding sound to the Lang film, but nothing came from either idea.[4]
A beast did his shopping in Leicester. On this occasion, he returned home to his beast of a wife and said, "from now on, I'm gonna do my shopping in nearby Loughborough!"
died at age 57 of complications from an opium enema
This story has been updated to correct the spelling of Evers’ attorney’s first name. It is Colin, not Clin.
I said, “I am Richard Stallman.”
She said, “Oh, I'm sorry!”
I responded, “Don't be sorry, it's fun when that happens.”
When Don Kaye died of a heart attack on January 31, 1975, his role was taken over by his wife Donna Kaye, who remained responsible for accounting, shipping, and the records of the partnership through the summer.
The scholar Paul Kocher interprets the Dwarves' intense secrecy around mithril as an expression of sexual frustration, given that they have very few dwarf-women
I feel weird that I saw it. It felt like a violation of some sort..
Big Natural Tits Wholesome Diligent Husband X Lewd Sleepy Snake Wife
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I was a patron of that dismembered slut over there.
Earn the "Kitten of Discord" Title in #Overwatch2 🐈⬛
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In almost all cases of external penile duplication, which was typically associated with other congenital abnormalities, surgeons decided to remove the additional penis.
An investigation by the CBC using the DNA of a Chihuahua showed that the DNA testing that the Mikinaks used was fraudulently producing results showing indigenous ancestry.
Maid Marian giving robin hood a buttjob
There's a late 20s/early 30s woman literally making out with a white haired grandpa in front of my desk right now reeeee
Ten minutes ago she was hand feeding him a milkshake
The answer is Yes, I had a boyfriend that I did this with multiple times… at least three occasions that I can remember. Having a penis in my mouth is very soothing, like a pacifier to a baby.
Here’s how it worked: he would lay on his side, and I would spoon around his knees with my head propped up by a pillow so that my face was even with his Cock. We would both be excited by it at the beginning so there was always an initial intense session resulting in an orgasm, and once that was out of the way we would drift off to sleep. He would lose his erection after that first orgasm, allowing me to snuggle up against him and just relax with his limp Cock filling my mouth. While I would gently suckle on him while drifting off, once I was asleep that stopped and my mouth would just hold his Cock while we slept.
Huot nyo it yua ch'wuin-piung loi, ts'ein jió mwiàn jió li-hwua k'oi.
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Jiek shit shi Jí shie jié, jìi shii, jièi zì jip shii. Shì shiek jié jí!
A study found that frequent gamers (5+ hours/week) performed cognitively like people 13.7 years younger, while those who played less than 5 hours/week performed as if they were 5.2 years younger. This suggests playing video games might enhance your cognitive abilities, but not your mental health
most strongly held beliefs involve circular reasoning
AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
Girl pooping on man's dick. Watch girl poops on dick on ThisVid, the HD tube site with a largest scat collection.
Posting a photo of the armadillo your Dwarven Berserker rides, but the profile isn't about fucking the armadillo=OK, but why an armadillo?
The only Kangaroo in Slovakia, who had been living there for 1.5 years, has been hit and killed by a car
How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.
Yes, that's right, you've almost certainly always cherished John Williams' jizz, without even realizing it!
Jizz is an integral part of most everyone's Star Wars experience. And yet despite the fact that jizz is everywhere, not much is known about jizz.
觀自在菩薩行深般若波羅蜜多時照見五薀皆空度一切苦厄
舍利子色不異空空不異包包即是空空即是包受想行識亦復如是
舍利子是諸法空相不生不滅不垢不淨不増不減
是故空中無色無受想行識無眼耳鼻舌身意無包聲香味觸法無眼界乃至無意識界
無無明亦無無明盡乃至無老死亦無老死盡無苦集滅道無智亦無得
以無所得故菩提薩埵依般若波羅蜜多故心無罜礙無罜礙故無有恐怖遠離顛倒夢想究竟涅（股／木）
三世諸佛依股若波羅蜜多故得阿耨多羅三（蕏－者＋艮）三菩提
故知般若波羅蜜多是大神呪是大明咒是無上呪是無等等呪能除一切苦真實不虛故
說股若波羅蜜多咒即說呪曰
揭諦揭諦 般羅揭諦 般羅僧揭諦菩提莎婆呵
股若多心経
Big tattooed latina slut is stuck in a washing machine
When given the chance to address the court prior to his sentencing, DePape, dressed in prison orange and with his brown hair in a ponytail, spoke at length about Sept. 11 being an inside job, his ex-wife being replaced by a body double, and his government-provided attorneys conspiring against him.
“I’m a psychic,” DePape told the court, reading from sheets of paper. “The more I meditate, the more psychic I get.”
The judge interrupted DePape multiple times to ask if he wanted to address the jury’s verdict or his conduct on the night of the attack, but DePape ignored the offers.
As a Moldovan I can say that I hate my life
Ishmael's worried anticipation of the nature of Queequeg's underwear
[MARTYRDOM TAPE OF KONATA IZUMI]
The screen lights up, revealing Konata Izumi, her signature blue hair and playful expression instantly recognizable. She sits in her room, surrounded by anime posters, figurines, and snacks. She leans back in her chair, a mischievous grin on her face.
Konata Izumi: "Hey there, everyone! It’s your favorite otaku, Konata! So, I guess you’re wondering why I’m making this little video, huh? Well, let’s just say I’ve decided to go out with a bang—like a true anime hero!"
She giggles, twirling a detonator between her fingers.
In one prior report on breeding-associated mortality, a tagged territorial male sea otter held a struggling female underwater until her body became limp and then copulated repeatedly with her carcass. Ten months later, this same male was observed with the carcass of another female sea otter. In both cases, the male was swimming, diving, guarding, and copulating with the carcass.
Tomar:Yeah what is that like little like falling dust stuff actually mean
Chris: I don't know
Zach:I think it's snow
Chris: It's ash it's fcuking ash
Tomar: Ywah I guess it probably means there's lava through one of those walls
Chris: I don't know
Chris: Tomar you're just saying stuff you don't know and you're gonna get torn apart bro
Tomar: You know what
Chris: You know what.. I'm gonna get CRUCIFIED
Tomar: I think it's a pretty strong theory
Chris:yeah
Zach: that's what donkey says "I'm gonna get crucified"
Chris: and shrek says "no you're not donkey"
Zach: no I'll tell em you're not the son of god our savior, you're not gonna get the cross
Chris: I promise donkey you're not the son of god
Zach:we're not gonna crucify for being a false prophet
Chris: he says I reeeally feel I really feel
Zach:look look I know I know look at my stigmata I know I'm the son of god
Tomar: Eddie Murphy is is..
Zach: He's distressed he's actually distressed
Tomar: he's a stigmata donkey that's my favourite action figure
Zach: I know it's true I know it's true my mother was a virgin
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LOCAL ALERT: Kamala, beloved Asian elephant at National Zoo, euthanized after failing health.
it was at that time that i noticed the cute goth girl working the cash register was actually 50ft tall aquatic reptile from the paleozoic era
Stick to old Julia and Jacques on KQED PBS. Its hundreds of hours of free instructionals- Jacques still does short ones on Facebook just for shits and giggles. And they actually go thru steps thoroughly and honestly, who is cuter than my little hobbit boyfriend Jacques Pépin?
Nobody.
brown long-eared bat (kemono friends)
The S in DST actually stands for Satanic.
Benjamin Hammond Haggerty
Topics considered include the subversive nature of toys, the desolation of the family, the ungenuineness of being genuine, the decay of conversation, the rise of occultism, the use and abuse of semicolons, and the history of tact.
Donald Trump’s transition starts now. Here’s how it will work
Seaman was developed by Vivarium. It was conceived and designed by Saito, who originally came up with the concept of a joke when one of his coworkers was creating a tropical fish simulator. When Saito told his wife of the concept, she supported the idea despite considering it gross and strange.
Pica-Pau (woodpecker)
Kenji López-Alt Returns From Beef Dimension With New Sear Method Beyond Human Comprehension
>the parliament votes to scrap DST
>Zelenskyy won't sign
then putin has already won :(
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The SEM picture shows the top layer of the skin, known as the epidermis. Its outermost layer is known as the stratum corneum, Latin for "horny layer."
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Vostok 1 was Gagarin's only spaceflight, but he served as the backup crew to Soyuz 1, which ended in a fatal crash, killing his friend and fellow cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov. Fearful that a high-level national hero might be killed, Soviet officials banned Gagarin from participating in further spaceflights. After completing training at the Zhukovsky Air Force Engineering Academy in February 1968, he was again allowed to fly regular aircraft. However, Gagarin died five weeks later, when the MiG-15 that he was piloting with flight instructor Vladimir Seryogin crashed near the town of Kirzhach.
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There's a conspiracy theory that Gagarin committed suicide. He was badly effected by Komarov's death. The two were very close. Gagarin begged Komarov not to fly and even turned up to the launchpad in full flight gear to try and take his place. He would stay at mission control constantly calling Komarov to troubleshoot the many problems on Soyuz 1. Everyone knew it was a suicide mission but Mishin didn't have the guts to stand up to the party. Another theory is that Gargarin's flight instructor begun vomiting and having chest pains and Yuri opted to stay and try to save him rather than eject.
The first one (the “historical” Arthur) is the possibly fictional 6th century Romano-British (aka “Welsh”) King or war chief mentioned in some later chronicles, but not by the contemporary Gildas. This is a bit of a problem for the proponents of the thesis of the historical Arthur, because Gildas loved discussing the various Kings of Wales, usually rating them 1-star “would not be ruled by again” but Gildas may have missed him or mentioned him under another name
A sequel starring The Game, Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club, was released in 2006. The film features no returning cast members nor does it have any connection to the previous film.
When a person is on the toilet, moving bowels, they are in a particularly vulnerable position. They are exposing parts of their body that are usually covered up, which leaves them susceptible to harm. Especially in ancient times, when sitting down while performing this bodily function could have left individuals defenseless and caught off guard, making them an easy target for attacks. No wonder, many assassins chose to strike when their victims were in this particular state of defenselessness. Let us look at some famous assassinations from the past executed in the toilet.
Laws may prohibit dwarf-tossing implicitly, but there are not explicit laws preventing a consenting dwarf from being "tossed".