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Tech:
And your phone number?
Caller:
angry
My phone number is the same!
Tech:
Okay, and your email address.
Caller:
WHY DO YOU NEED THAT!?
You know you're upsetting the fuck out of me, alright?
You fucking god damn asshole.
Look, god damn it, the fucking thing will not shut off.
Do you understand that?
Since last night, and you got a god damn battery problem as well, alright.
What the fuck is going on with this god damn thing?
I'm getting very upset with this, I've spent about an hour trying to talk to you people on this fricking automated crap you've got, and
that's what's got me all fucking upset like this, alright.
And if you didn't have [stutter] this automated crap on your god damn phone system, then someone would talk to a human. You know what a
human is?
Tech:
Yes sir, I do, and I-
Caller:
interrupting
You keep acting like a god damn computer and keep asking me these stupid questions, when all I need to know is how do you shut this thing
down.
It says "windows is shutting down", it's been saying that since last night, alright?
Now how come it wont shut down and how come I can't shut it down? What do I got to do, rip the damn battery out of the back of it?
Tech:
Um, NO, you definitely don't want to do that.
Caller:
Well what do I got to do will you PLEASE TELL ME!
Tech:
Yeah-- All I Need-- So-- Do you not have an email address, that's all I need from you, do you not have an email address?
Caller:
being difficult
I'm not going to give it to you, alright, let's put it that way, alright. 'Cause I have nothing to do with this god damn computer. All I
want to know is how do you close it down before it causes a god damn fucking fire-- WILL YOU FUCKING TELL ME?!
Tech:
resigned
Alright-- So-- To shut the system off- you see the power button on it?
Caller:
I've been pushing it for the past three fucking hours, it DON'T FUCKING DO NOTHING.
Tech:
Alright, hold down the power button for ten seconds right now.
Caller:
exasperated sigh
long pause
Well, Jesus Christ, You could have told me that, you know, you're not very fricking helpful, you know that, your a fucking asshole. And you can put this in your FUCKING RECORDS, alright.
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