OT story for QAZ (I'm shouting her name, so she hears me!!!):

At the work do someone made a comment about Latvia, but then said 'or maybe I mean Lithuania - they're the same really.'

Oh, no you DIDN'T.

My response: 'No, they are not the same. Where are the fighter planes for the Baltic Air Policing mission based? Lithuania. Who agreed first to commit troops and spearhead a response following the Crimea crises? Lithuania. Which Baltic state has the finest English speakers? Lithuania (I didn't have proof for that one beyond your posts here - still used it). They are not the same.'

Do not mess with Lithuania on my watch. I will defend qaz and her people's reputation! ;)

(Thanks to Anon for reminding me about the do and thus the story.)