| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks has terminal bonitis.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) >>100 is not a licensed practitioner.
|.　V　ﾊ Please avoid taking anything he says seriously.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
| ･ヮ･) You need a mitten transplant!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ヮ･) I accidentally removed Squeeks' mitten bones!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Playing golf is relaxing.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO
|.　V　ﾊ PUT THAT GOLF BALL IN THAT HOLE!
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) My BMW needs two more payments, so Squeeks
|.　V　ﾊ is going back under the knife again.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Now that same BMW just had the warranty expire
|.　V　ﾊ Looks like I have to shakedown somebody else
|___:|__|) To pay for cleaning up the massive oil spill
|__)＿) that schissewagen left in the driveway of my
massive house with a soild carved limestone driveway.

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Maybe I should quit and work for Burger King.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Black Jack doesn't have a license, and neither do I.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I don't know, but I've been told
|.　V　ﾊ If you never slow down, you never grow old.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Would you like an apple pie with that?
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Is there a doctor in the room?
|.　V　ﾊ It's quite urgent.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks left for Russia this morning
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I think Squeeks needs some valium prescription meds pharmacy
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧　| ◎∧
|´･ω･) |´･ω･) ...
|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ
|___:||) .|___:||)
|)＿)　.|)＿)

| ◎∧　| ◎∧
|´･ω･) |´･ω･) ...uh...
|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ
|___:||) .|___:||)
|)＿)　.|)＿)

| ◎∧　| ◎∧
|´･ω･) |´･ω･) ...I shouldn't have drank from that bottle..
|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|＿|).|___:|＿|)
|＿)＿) .|＿)＿)

| ◎∧　| ◎∧
|´･ω･) |´･ω･) ...I don't think it was Valium.
|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|＿|).|___:|＿|)
|＿)＿) .|＿)＿)

| ◎∧　| ◎∧
|´･ω･) |´･ω･) You have to focus behind it to see the 3D
|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|＿|).|___:|＿|)
|＿)＿) .|＿)＿)

| ◎∧　| ◎∧
|´･ω･) |´･ω･) Yes, I have doubled the size of my penis
|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ ...but that's because I now have two.
|___:|＿|).|___:|＿|)
|＿)＿) .|＿)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks caught a whopper of a bass today.
|.　V　ﾊ It's too bad that it got away.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Winter-kun was eaten by a shark.
|.　V　ﾊ 　　　　　　　~fin~
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I'm sorry to say that nobody got the 1000GET.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I am Clonepa.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧　| ◎∧　| ◎∧　| ◎∧
|´･ω･) |´･ω･) |´･ω･) |´･ω･) Whoa.
|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ.|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|＿|).|___:|＿|).|___:|＿|).|___:|＿|)
|＿)＿) .|＿)＿) .|＿)＿) .|＿)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิД･ิ) Wow, I never realized Clonepa was my colleague.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

(　･ิω･ิ) I guess it's just because he's so boring and devoid of personality.

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) It seems that i have just bumped an old thread
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) It seems that i have just humped an old friend
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

|дﾟ) Doctor? The morphine is wearing off...

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Install Japanese fonts, it's almost as good.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´xิωxิ) brains...
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Nurse, we need some more whiskey in here.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) We are going to harvest 1000-san's organs for transplantation.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) After I finish cooking lunch.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) People are too stupid to tell the difference between me and Clonepa
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Unfortunately, Squeeks is a geek.
|.　V　ﾊ There's nothing we can do. Sorry...
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Unfortunately, in spite of that Squeeks is a really hot geek
|.　V　ﾊ . Squeeks is also a Weeaboo geek.There's nothing we can do.
|__)＿) Sorry... Stupid Super Deformed Chibi fans.

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Fortunately, you're a geek too. You two should
|.　V　ﾊ get along famously once he's recovered.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Fortunately, you don't know what
|.　V　ﾊ Weaboo means. Do you like naruto?
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´＾ω＾）二二二⊃ I have terminal boonitis.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks missed TWO naruto episodes
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) http://www.anonib.com/dqndqnlol/index.php?b=1
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks got in Gohan's way. He'll be missing out on work for a while
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Squeeks' gohan got wet.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) That wouldn't have happened if he had a pinku bento box
|.　V　ﾊ with at least two kotoba.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) But noo, pinku was too girly for him.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ヮ･) Gohan is Goku's son right?! Not rice.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) I only get to treat patients who are dying of nasty diseases.
|.　V　ﾊ　　Not cute singing lolis with cancer. It's very sad.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I did not kill my wife!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) It was a one-armed man!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´ω` ) I am your grandfather!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Ideon just exploded.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) I hope my ex doesn't find me when
|.　V　ﾊ we're watching the whole universe recreation thing.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks is the hikki otaku poster of general@4-ch
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I was bumped off the first page
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I was bumped off the first page AGAIN!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) no one cares.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) that's bad news >159?
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・Д・）　＜　I have what?!
　（つ　　 つ　　　
　　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ)　A terminal case of bonitis.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)　　　...and broken legs, apparently.
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Those are signs of the first stages of bonitis.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) This thread was dead, but I revived it with CPR.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) This thread was dead, but I gave it a shot of adrenalin, straight
|.　V　ﾊ into its heart.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) This thread was dead, but I threw it out and replaced it
|.　V　ﾊ with a new one so nobody would notice.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) This thread ate a peanut butter sandwich, so I
|.　V　ﾊ jammed an epi-pen into its thigh.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) This thread was dead, putting a baked potato in place of its heart didn't revive it.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|) Good thing I always keep one billion gil worth of phoenix down.
|__)＿)

100 gallons of cold water, please. Try not to damage squeek's hat.

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) A DISEASE HAS BEEN SPREAD. IT IS
|.　V　ﾊ KNOWN AS GUILT.
|___:|__|) NYORO〜N
|__)＿)

( ´ω`) get your atlus bull out of here.

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) 10,000 Grams of immodium for squeeks hat should do it.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´^ิω＾ิ)
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Sorry. Something got stuck in my eyes.
|.　V　ﾊ Squeeks, however, still has terminal bonitis.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) My colleague doesn't know squat. There's no howevers about Squueks having terminal bonitis.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´^ิω＾ิ) When you've got it, you've got it.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Sorry. Something got stuck in my eyes.. Again
|.　V　ﾊ It's this basted sawdust on the floor.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
| ″･ิ_･ิ) Unfortunately, the cake was a lie.
|.　V　ﾊっ-̾
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

　　　　 ＿＿＿＿
　　　　 ／∵∴∵∴＼
　　　 /∵∴／∴∵＼＼
　　　/∵∴●∴∴.●　|　　　
　　　|∵∵∵／ ●＼∵| 　　　tanasinn
　　　|∵∵ /三　|　三|　|　　
　　　|∵∵ |＼＿|＿／| |　
　　　 ＼∵ |　＼__ノ　.|／　
　　　／　＼|＿＿＿／＼

| ◎∧
|´^ิω＾ิ) Keep wat ching shana II.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I'm sorry to say that Beady Eyes has chronic unfunnynitis.
|.　V　ﾊ I suggest we put him down like a rabid dog.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
| ´ω`) I've been saying that ever since he arrived.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) It is what it is.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Unusually low sunspot activity indicates that a cooling episode may be occurring.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks has not personally sequestered enough CO2.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　・∀・) My name is Squeeks and my campaign of misinformation is working!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

I've uploaded all your confidential medical information
to your Myspace page.
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　　（　 ･ิω･ิ）　 　　|｜　　|￣￣|　 |：[].|
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) I'm afraid wearing mittens in an inapproPRIATIC place
|.　V　ﾊ has failed to cure Squeeks of terminal bonitis.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks' feet are trapped by hundreds of unbumped threads.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

(
| ◎∧
|´・-・) 200GET
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧　　Now roll up your sleeve and bend over.
|　･ิω･ิ) 　　＿＿＿
|.　V　ﾊつ├iiii}iiii}iiii}〉- 。
|___:|__|)　　　￣￣￣　　　o
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´・-・) That makes no sense you quack! I should pull down my pants, not roll up my sleeve.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Squeeks is in perfect health. However, a dingo ate his baby.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Well, perfect health apart from the bonitis, anyway.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) As a doctor I must say I was not aware you could do that!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)