I'm afraid I have bad news... (236)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 21:05

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Squeeks has terminal bonitis.
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201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 21:58

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|*߃+) Good news, everyone!
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202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 02:33

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203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 13:29


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|L¥ƒÖ¥) ...Squeeks just had a critical relapse.
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204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 19:06

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) ...along with an order of onion rings.
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205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 21:02

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) ...http://world5ch.net/ is down.
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206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 21:08

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) ...http://world5ch.net/ -- gone, and no one cares~
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207 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6420 15:17

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) ...http://world5ch.net/ – how come that it existed at all?
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208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 20:29


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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Squeeks' bonitis has gone into remission.
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209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 00:33

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) And now it's gone into the cafeteria.
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210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 20:31


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|L¥ƒÖ¥) And now this thread's gone into the hole.
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211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 00:39

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) ...But I'll get it back out.
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|L¥ƒÖ¥) All I need is a few lucky rolls, that's all, then I'll quit.
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|L¥ƒÖ¥)@Come on, baby! Daddy needs a new lab coat!
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212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 11:42

...[¥] [¥] click. clack.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 12:44

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Damn. Snake eyes again.
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214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 14:41

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) And Squeeks still suffers from terminal bonitis. Poor guy.
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215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 00:47

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Your penis enlargement surgery was a failure. Hope you don't mind the nickname "Stumpy."
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216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 08:59

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Looks like you've got the sippy songlesr
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217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 16:42

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Squeeks is actually doing fine. You've got terminal bonitis.
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218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 16:44

gooby plz

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 13:48

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) We're all out of goobies.
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220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 13:51

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Freshen your colostomy bag, hon?
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221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 02:14

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) You are morbidly obese.
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222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 04:44

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) You have 10 minutes to live.
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223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 05:47

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Prepare for a fatal case of priapism
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224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 15:37

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Ignore that metallic taste in your mouth. It's not important.
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225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 18:39

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Why are you still here?
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226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 18:58

eat shit, Shobon M.D.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 19:59

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| L¥-¥) Take your pills, >>226.
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228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 20:45

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) That's what your mom said.
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229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 19:12

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) I diagnose DQN with AATS, the ASCII Art Textboard Syndrome.
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230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 21:36

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Your insurance doesn't cover this.
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231 Name: (*ß[ß) : 1993-09-7713 01:36

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) You've been diagnosed with OCDQN.
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232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 02:20


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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Mod is dead.
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233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 02:24


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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Anybody miss him? No?
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234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:17

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Your covid-19 vaccination is ready.
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235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:19

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) Do not take this if you have any history of medical anything.
|.@V@Ê It will kill you and everyone related to you within minutes.
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236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 00:30

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|L¥ƒÖ¥) When it kills you, they'll say you would have died anyway.
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