ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

266 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 15:50

>>265 is a punchy panda.

267 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 15:53

>>266 is an annoyingly pinchy panda.

268 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 17:44

>>267 is a preachy Panda.

269 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 17:50

>>268 panda panda panda panda

270 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 19:26

>>269 is a Buffalo Panda

271 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 21:21

>>270 is a one-celled Pandamecium.

272 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 21:22

>>271 is a pointer to an unsigned panda.

273 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 23:24

>>272 throws exception at other Pandas as a part of his circus act.

274 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 03:05

>>273 is a monadic panda returned by function pandadance :: Panda -> Panda -> Maybe Panda

275 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 09:59

>>274 designs clothing for pandas by pandas. Selling them under the brand FPBP.

276 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 15:20

>>275 is one of the most snobbish pandas you'll ever meet.

277 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 17:55

>>276 panda-trash

278 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 18:06

>>277 is a lumpy panda

279 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 18:32

>>278 is a puppy Panda. And by "puppy" I mean that he wears a fursuit.

280 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 00:11

>>279's source code begins with #include <stdpanda.h>

281 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 05:58

>>280 is the Panda of Wind, guarding the crystal of the second dungeon.

282 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 06:50

>>281
puts on his robe and panda hat

283 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 06:57

>>282 is the dark panda overlord of the Realm of Dread

284 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 07:20

class >>283 : public Panda

285 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 07:37

>>284 is an undocumented Panda

286 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 08:59

>>285 is only eating the bamboo that humans don't want to eat.

287 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 11:30

>>286 is a panda who pretends to be a bear who pretends to be a panda.

288 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 11:37

>>287 has panda poo in his butt

289 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 13:30

>>288 was convicted for pandarasty.

290 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 00:15

>>289 Traveled to Japan to try jukan with serashoujo.

291 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 18:32

"Not the cuddly wuddly panda!" you exclaim, possibly chewing on a gender neutral flax-soy bar. Well guess what? The panda is nature's loser, an animal so far gone that it won't even have sex without the aid of several Chinese zookeepers. When a species' sole responsibility is to "get busy" and it still doesn't bother, then we, as people who have to go to goddamn work every day, lose sympathy.

Speaking as men, we can tell you--when an animal has lost interest in its own penis, it wants to die. Scientists are considering cloning the species, but when you've got a room full of super-biologists stuck photocopying an animal that was too stupid to exist the first time, it isn't going to be long before they start thinking: "We could build a far better panda--with four arms! And laser vision! And neon pink! And isn't mystified by its own genitals!"

Pandas might be doing it themselves (by not doing it themselves), but as long as they have the "awww big teddy weddy bear!" appeal people are going to keep them around. But we know the secret that will truly encourage their extinction: they're carnivores. The cute color scheme blinds people to the fact that it's still a couple hundred pounds of goddamned bear.

Bamboo is their depression comfort food since they've become too slow and fat to hunt anything but firmly rooted plants, but they'll still eat any small animals they get their paws on. We have a plan to stop all the panda-pandering. We can't get into it now, but it involves a zoo, a basket of puppies, and a YouTube account.

292 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 18:42

>>291 is too panda; didn't read

293 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 10:48

>>292 cannot write; he is a panda

294 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 15:44

>>293 cannot think....he is a retarded panda.

295 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5321 15:46

>>294 is busy eating bamboo

296 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:32

>>295 is not a panda

297 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:34

>>296 ^Is a Lying Panda^

298 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 16:45

>>297 has ^panda ears^

299 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 16:46

>>298 is a panda

300 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 17:01

>>299 is Pandamandius, King of Pandas. Look upon his bamboo, ye mighty, and despair.

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 18:47

>>300 is a homosexual panda obsessed with phallic innuendos.

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 19:28

>>301 Is a homophobic panda

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 20:04

>>302 is a panda rights activist

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 18:05

>>303 is a prada

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 18:11

>>304 is a handbag made from illegally poached panda fur

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 22:54

305 is an integer

but >>305 is a panda

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 23:02

>>306 is a floating point panda

308 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 09:57

>>307 is actually a polar bear.

309 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 11:34

>>308 is a lying sack of panda shit!

310 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 11:48

>>309 is the source of all the panda shit in >>308's sack.

311 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 17:23

>>310 cannot grasp the true form of Pandiyas' attack.

312 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 19:52

>>311 is from Pandahar, Coreanidastan.

313 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 23:10

>>312 Was locked up the the Pandahar prison because he attempted to have sex with a panda cub.

314 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5339 14:09

>>313 is a default Panda

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 16:35

>>314 tainted his fur brown to infiltrate the bear section

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:41

>>315
おはＰＡＮＤＡ！

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 18:13

>>316
Panned in Panada

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 18:22

>>317 was the panda responsible for 4-ch's downtime.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 21:14

>>318 is the accusing panda panda

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 22:52

>>319 is Pointing Out What Other Pandas Are Doing Panda.

321 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5346 15:50

>>318 was present during 4ch's downtime.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:19

>>321 Was eating bamboo during 4ch's downtime.

323 Name: ICHIII : 1993-09-5347 03:51

>>322
Was eating pandas during 4ch's downtown.
Also, he is a cannibal

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 18:12

>>323 is a panda and is pink positively.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 18:31

>>324 is not a panda, but rather a depiction of a panda.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 19:11

>>325 tastes thoroughly and is a panda

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:11

>>326 It carries out and is Panda.

328 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5349 01:32

>>1 is not a Panda.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:04

>>327 is a Panda who knows his memes!

330 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:14

>>329 is a calculating Panda

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:06

>>330 Is a literature writing panda.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 03:44

>>331 is less of a Panda than I am

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 04:03

>>332 visits a prostitute and asks if he can perform oral sex on her. The prostitute agrees and >>332 goes ahead. When he's finished >>332 gets up and walks out. The prostitute yells: "Hey, you forgot to pay". >>332 walks back in, takes a dictionary from the shelf and shows her the definition of Panda: "A Panda is an animal that eats bush and leaves".

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 05:11

>>333 clearly knows far too much about Pandas to not be one.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 17:04

>>334 is supportive to the plight of Iraq in a way that only a panda can be.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 22:19

>>335 works towards a free Tibet for the sake of his fellow pandas.

337 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5352 12:35

>>336 is featured in National Geographic Panda DS

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 13:29

>>337 can't help but rumble in a sexy pandalike fashion whenever an attractive pandette passes his way.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 18:58

>>338 Bit into a green plastic pipe, because he is a Panda with weak eyesight.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:30

>>339 Wears a Pandana

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 03:58

>>340 is a firefox

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 15:52

>>341 is so ronery because nobody touches the red panda.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:49

>>342 Is black and white but is considered a red panda because >>342 is part of the communist party.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 02:29

panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
panda!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
china!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
i like!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 01:07

I admit it.
I am a Panda.
I'm an endangered black and white bastard.
I eat barely digestible bamboo for most of my waking life to make up for my refusal to eat meat.
I have been raised in a cage for the entertainment of primates and as such couldn't manage to enact coitus with a female panda if she pressed her genitals against my face.
But I can't help myself dammit, it's just the way I am.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 04:43

>>345
ITT the previous poster is a panda
not you

oh wait

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:56

With such limited reasoning, I conclude that >>346 has a brain the size of a Panda brain.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 19:46

>>347
Is eating bamboo.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:53

>>348 stalks bamboo.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 21:13

>>349 carried the Panda Olympics' torch through several of his panda towns.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 18:41

>>350 applied for the job of carrying the panda torch but withdrew when he found out there would be no bamboo breaks.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 00:02

When I was young they told us that >>351 was a great man. They said he defeated our enemies, that he won the war and made our people safe again. They said he was a genius. They said he was a hero.

Now I know he was a panda.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 02:10

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG PANDA
>>352
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A PANDA BAND

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:49

>>353 Can't play guitar hero because Panda paws are really lame.

355 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5381 22:19

>>354 is a Spinda.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:28

>>355 Was kicked out of a fur convention when others realized that the Panda-like appearance was not a disguise.

357 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5385 12:23

>>356 insists on the right to bear arms

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:23

>>357 caused an earthquake in a futile attempt at escaping the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuary.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:29

>>358 is the thunder panda that brought calamity upon Myanmar

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:14

>>359 is a McPanda that likes to BurmBurmBurm BurmBurmaIran

361 Name: Piyoko : 1993-09-5386 00:52

Pyo, pyo, pyo...

I like Pandas, pyo.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:50

>>361 Is a Pandaphiliac.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:16

>>362 Is one of the few that are legally allowed to have more than one child. However, >>362 hasn't even made the first one.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 17:28

>>363 keeps trying to eat the bamboo flooring.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:09

>>364 is voiced by Jack Black.

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