>>465 Is a panda who doesn't know which panda its talking about.
Look, I don't even have to bother explaining myself. Just read >>466's post, its painfully obvious he's a panda.
>>474 Is a Panda that tried to vote in the 2000 election, but his vote wasn't counted correctly, because panda paws can't punch out holes in a card.
>>475 Calls himself the Expanda, but nobody is sure what it means. A panda getting fatter, or a Panda that had trans-species surgery are the two most common guesses.
>>476 has a day job as a sign-waver outside the local psychiatric center. In fact, signs are his only form of communication.
>>477 had fallen into a cursed spring, and is thus cursed to be a panda upon coming into contact with cold water.
>>486 is the same panda that makes up every post in this thread.
>>487
Is the panda that reads all the posts on this thread; except for the post he made.
>>489 contains a fermion-panda and a boson-panda, thus he is a perfectly symmetrical panda.
>>494 is a panda's best friend, who is also a panda's father and a panda's uncle, in addition to being a panda himself.
>>495 would understand those sort of panda-related issues because he is in fact a panda himself
>>496's son faced harsh discrimination at school for attempting to use the human toilets.
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>>508 has disguised himself cleverly as a bunny, but we know him to be a panda nonetheless.
>>509 He is the Angry Nintendo Panda who plays fake consoles and would rather have a musk ox take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
>>511 dreams of being a thunder panda, because he is not content with being just a regular panda.
>>512 Made a comic when he was 15 in which 5 elemental pandas save the world. He drew it with crayons on banboo leaves.
Made a comic when he was 15 in which a boy Panda who controls all the elements saves the world with his friends, a girl Panda who controls water, a blind Panda who controls earth, and a boy Panda who can't do shit other than be comic relief. He fought against the evil Fire Panda empire.
Is the drug dealing Panda that hides cocaine in his white fur, and hides black tar heroine in his black fur.
>>521 is a panda who as of last year was appointed the head of the Chinese agriculture department.
>>537 Posted here because there is a strong wifi signal at the zoo.
>>539 thinks his mustache will full everyone but we all know that he is a panda.
>>543 Is a married Panda that is happy to have the typical sex life of a married man
>>544 is a single panda who, coincidentally also has the typical sex life of a married panda.
>>545 Is a Panda that works as a greeter in a major airport in China.
>>549 Is the Panda that was arrested for eating a bamboo plant in a private garden.
>>554 Is a black wheelchair-bound mentally retarded French Creole Hindu asexual woman panda of Jewish ancestry.
>>556 is an incarcerated Panda after being arrested for killing Pandas, an endangered species.