ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 14:56

>>636 Crossed the border between China and Corea, and was served with a side of Kimchi.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 23:01

>>637 pandas about like he owns the damn place. Which he does. Because he is a panda.

639 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6365 10:12

>>638 is a wise panda.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 18:45

>>639 ZDVvnl/nzdhjukfzdk;

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 19:16

>>640 tried to spell "panda" but he can't because he is a panda.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 18:55

>>641 was last seen terrorizing civilians on the streets of Cairo.

643 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6379 09:12

>>642 is lonely and weights 120 kg.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 02:38

>>643's real name is Saotome Genma, but when you throw a bucket of water on him, you see that he is a panda.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 02:44

>>644 mauled some fucker for getting into his cage and trying to hug him during his bamboo munching time.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 19:11

>>645 only buys things that are made in China in order to economically support his panda family living there.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 20:33

>>646 wears too much makeup.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 18:09

>>647 doesn't hibernate.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 19:58

>>648 is called a bear but is actually more closely related to the raccoon

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 23:06

>>649 is a Panda

651 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6420 15:20

Some argue that >>650 is not a panda, but they don't have any proof nor a scientific degree.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 03:57

>>651 fucked another panda and thence stopped being a panda because a panda doesn't breed

653 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6437 07:34

>>652 is a topic-betraying panda.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 12:48

>>653 is a pedantic panda.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 22:00

>>654 Is a Panda that doesn't realize that he is with other Pandas. He ate a piece of bamboo with a magic mushroom growing on it. That changed his sense of color, and now black and white are pink and yellow.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 23:43

>>655 is in awe of the majesty and beauty of the universe, making him a pantheist panda.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 02:05

>>656 knows some pretty big words, making him a smart panda.

658 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6520 13:23

>>657 is a cosmic panda, like the new user interface on youtube!

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 02:37

>>658 is a viral marketing panda.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 18:59

>>659 is a categorising panda.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 01:10

>>660 Had her cub taken away by zoo workers because humans can raise a cub more reliably than a Panda can.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 03:47

>>661 is a nerd.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 16:58

>>662 Is a geek

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 04:57

>>663 Is adorable.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 05:19

>>664 greets new people looking for hentai

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 07:42

>>665 is reeking of booze.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 09:26

>>666 is Satan.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:15

God is meabnessless and omniscient.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 15:00

>>668 is the default costume for entertainers in Roller Coaster Tycoon

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 17:44

>>669 is >>247, and a Panda.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:04

>>670 does not understand that two humans who say similar things are not neccisarily the same person. From this we can conclude that >>670 is either a panda or an autist.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:06

>>671 is a pedantic panda.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:08

#include <stdpanda.h>

674 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6541 22:57

>>673 is a spinda.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 04:32

>>674 is a spinster panda.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 16:35

>>675 wants to show you his pokeymans, because he thinks this will keep you from noticing that he is a panda.

677 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 09:45

>>676 is pandawa.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 13:30

>>677 is a primordial proto-panda living on the Earth's single continent, Pandagea.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:59

>>678 is a panda with an encyclopedic knowledge of zoology.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 18:48

>>679 is a lovely green panda with blue shades and sunglasses at night.

681 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6575 19:11

>>680 is a honest to god panda.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 08:37

>>681 is a conniving, shady, agnostic panda.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 14:40

>>682 is a panda who once performed on Top Of The Pops, only miming however.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 15:43

>>683 is a panda capable of making his own TV remotes from pure bamboo.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 17:54

>>684 is a very resourceful panda.

686 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6597 21:57

>>685 is an imaginary panda, which is the square root of a negative panda.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:04

>>686 is not negative at all--he's the most positive panda you'll ever meet.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 15:20

>>687 is a hardcore panda.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 17:47

>>688 is the original Type-00 panda prototype, on which all other pandas are based.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 23:28

>>689 is the panda who, after going back in time, built the Type-OO panda prototype on which he was based, thereby creating a massive time loop.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 12:48

>>690 is a leninist panda.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 14:43

>>691 is an apolitical panda.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:39

>>692 is perhaps a dead panda and that makes me cry.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:45

>>693 is a depressed panda who ponders his own mortality.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 20:01

>>694 is a clueless panda.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 00:52

>>695 is a clued-in panda.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 03:53

>>696 is a further clued-in panda.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 12:43

>>697 is a hot-glued panda.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 13:42

>>698 is a bolted panda.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:05

>>699 is a panda who tells riveting stories to younger pandas.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:10

>>700 is the acclaimed author of 'Pataphysics For Pandas. It was written with a pen he fashioned himself from a bamboo shoot.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:17

>>701 is a master of panda bioenergetics.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 15:53

>>702 has a PhD in Pandoinformatics.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 16:14

>>703 is a stereotypical asian panda.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 18:26

>>704 is a crypto-fascistic panda.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 18:30

>>705 is a narcoleptic panda.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 21:42

>>706 is an opiate-addicted panda.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 00:46

>>707 is a cheeky panda who sells generic brand multivitamins as ecstasy at raves.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:41

>>708 is an aggressively happy panda.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:48

>>709 is a carefree panda who never studies.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 16:44

>>710 is a top-notch panda who can always find time for his friends.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 18:32

>>711 is the panda mascot of a band of air pirates.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 23:19

>>712 is a panda who likes to cosplay as meiling from touhou

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 00:11

>>712 refuses to play Dynasty Warriors as it reminds him of his home country where his family was slaughtered by poachers.
Also his paws are too big to hold a controller.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 03:44

>>714 is a panda that isn't very good with numbers.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 05:17

>>715 climbs up on roofs and can never get down beacuse he's a panda with vertigo

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 05:21

>>716 is a master of the Drunken Panda Fist style of interpretive martial dancing.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 19:22

>>717 is a master of panda-ness. Because he is a panda.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 11:02

>>718 brews panda beer from only the finest bamboo.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 16:15

>>719 Is in panda prison for serving panda beer to someone under the legal age.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 16:46

>>720 is a panda who gets a headache from watching 3D movies.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 00:18

>>721 is the subject of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UskZAppqGPc&feature=related

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 00:23

>>722 is a panda who killed Steve Jobs.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 12:40

>>723 is now a banned-a.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 15:09

>>724 is not a member of the religious panda cult.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 16:57

>>725 died shortly after announcing the much-anticipated iPanda 4S.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 19:11

>>726 has difficulty operating his new iPhone because, as a panda, he lacks opposable thumbs.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 19:17

>>727 doesn't particularly care about Steve Jobs' death. This is probably because he is a panda.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 19:18

>>728 is Steve Jobs' reincarnation as a panda.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 19:44

>>729 is a panda with a fetish for humans.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:22

>>730 is a teenage mutant hero panda with ninja powers.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:26

>>731 is Captain Panda.

(It's like 'Captain Planet', but with panda instead of planet.)

:/

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 22:01

>>732 Is a Panda with a rand of Admiral.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:25

I actually learned of the death of SJ through DQN.

Also, >>733 is baitang.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 15:55

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr741xs0Z1qhqirpo1_500.jpg refers to >>734

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 22:30

>>735 has announced annual and special meeting results.

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