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676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:08

Everyone wants to invoke Ike's so-called military-industrial complex until it's time to apply the slightest critique to Ike's so-called scientific-technological elite.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:13

>>666
The thought has occurred to me that it would be much more convenient that way. Alas, my brain remains staunchly heterosexual.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:25

>>669
I think I have to agree that it would escape formality, misplaced seems to be more like an opinion about what happened. I'm sure in the poetic manner you could say you stifled a freakout or withheld an urgent panic or had a pop quiz on Stoicism.

It does seem like a common enough experience that you could coin a new term and not worry if a synonym already exists.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:37

>>669,678
I propose calling it the "REEEflex".

When your instinctive reaction to unexpected pain(stubbing your toe, banging your head) is to lash out physically, even when(especially when) the object of your violence is an inanimate object.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 22:14

ensure: to make certain of something, to make something certain
insure: to cover something with an insurance policy, or to purchase an insurance policy

learn you're diffrent

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 02:32

this is the bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard internet

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 06:42

There's this set of Domino's ads that I really hate, where they pull out a bunch of stereotypical nyc people. Out of those people, there's one guy who says "extra cheese" like he just had a stroke and it probably pisses me off the most

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 14:58

famed voice actress threeabove branchfold

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 16:13

a stroke of cheese

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 17:28

sort of like 69 except you suck each other's nipples

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 18:11

aside from the social stuff being a lesbian sounds great

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 20:08

>>686
I don't know, I've heard recent Subaru models all have a big problem with the head gasket blowing out.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 20:54

Get filled, bitch!

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 21:10

>>687
i feel like this is a reference to some anime character, but i only have a place in my memory for "anime about lesbians" and it's currently filled by yuru yuri

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 21:29

>>689
Itfs based on statistics, Subaru drivers are lesbians.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 21:48

I'm trying to memorize where are all the WWWOOOOOOOO in nonagon infinty so when I see king gizzard live, I'll be able to shout at the top of my lungs WOOOOOOOOOOO

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 05:18

>>689
You might be thinking of the Utena movie where most of the characters spontaneously turn into cars at the end.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 13:40

/realtalk/ ass visible between thighs rarely looks good

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:14

??? talk, that lesbian scat JAV was the best, the one with the tubes. UNK-315 I think.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:40

from the back of a can of juice i was just drinking:
"see www.site.com for a complete list of all ingredients this product is free of"
really? a complete list? there's only like four ingredients in this thing, I doubt your list is that complete.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:41

if it's not on the list, does that mean I should assume it's contained in the juice? i don't see "dolphin semen" on this list so that worries me.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 19:04

Lesbian scat JAV runoff in my juice? More likely than you think.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 19:19

>>696-697
Under US law at least, the FDA (or maybe the department of agriculture, I dunno) sets an allowable limit of how much of a given contaminant are OK in each food. For instance, milk is allowed to contain so many parts per million of blood and pus, and most vegetable matter can contain so many ppm of crushed/dead insects.

The consequence of exceeding this is probably that the food can't be sold though, not that they have to put it on the ingredients list.

Also, dolphin semen is probably not on the list. Poop would be though (not specifically lesbian scat runoff but illegal farm workers like to piss and poop in the fields. That's where E. Coli in lettuce comes from.)

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 19:22

Oh yeah, trace amounts of cow poop are allowed in milk too. I remember this from reading about a farmer complaining that he isn't allowed to cut off his cows' tails anymore and that means more of their poop ends up in the milk.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 19:48

700 thoughts closer to death

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 21:24

Girls are cool.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 23:31

Girls with dicks and no vagina are better.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 00:57

>>702
The technical term for those would be boys.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 17:58

>>703
Nigga don't think you can trick me into being gay

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 01:59

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 06:58

Dropped a few soda packs on my dick

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 20:32

My sister took philosophy and now she's too good at arguing what the shit

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:33

>>707 punch her in the dick, cant argue against a fist

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:45

>>707
is she hot

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:50

>>709 She's 8 you sicko...

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 22:35

>>710 8 year olds are taking philosophy classes, the current year is truly incredible

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9154 08:05

couzcouz is disgusting

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9154 08:16

>>710
Answer the fucking question

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 01:04

is there just nothing left to discuss? ever since the end of grinding noises the only active threads on dqn have been current thoughts/ctrl+v/someone else's comment/dqn quality wikipedia

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 01:46

been a long time gone, constantinople

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 03:56

bagina in the streets, aznable in the sheets

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 09:22

>>714
What is there to say? I've tried bumping a few text adventure/RP threads but they always peter out. Clonepa is a relic of the past. Any sort of discussion thread gets crowded out by current thoughts.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 15:04

>>714
Every blue moon or so, I bump the shirt thread but we are just too few people here, and the text adventure/short story threads require more people to participate in them otherwise they grow stale rather quick.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 15:20

>>718
And I know there's somebody here who also bumps that thread, but same thing.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 18:37

Everything is happening.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 19:17

>>714
Grinding noises and the shirt novel are both creative endeavors.
We also just finished the second DQN album - quite a feat.
Aside from the miscellany like the last google/current panties/etc threads, we've still got the word game threads going on.
I'd say we're doing OK for a forum populated by a single person on two dozen different medications, using only remaining computer in an asylum abandoned 25 years ago,

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 21:20

>>714
More people might float back now that sir spazzalot is gone, but we need a few rounds of they time honored gbump everything at the bottom of the listh ritual.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 21:44

It all comes around.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 00:09

>Footsteps, stomping, music, and laughing.

Not sure if that's a weird reaction or he misunderstood the question haha

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 03:41

they're here already

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 07:22

>>721 Is it not like the tenth DQN album or something?

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 14:07

>>726
second DQN Digital, as opposed to DQN Electronics which is the older line

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 16:37

Sounds ripe for a reboot: DQN Digelectrictronicsal.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 17:01

>>727 Yeah, second DQN Digital, but not second DQN album

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 18:18

which fkmt would u fug?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 18:30

>726,727,729

My mistake, I blame the VIPPER AIDS that made me lose most of my fingers, hindering my ability to count that high.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 20:21

put that thing back where it came from or so help me

vc: vow

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 00:42

do you think there's a person who has a fetish for getting viruses from gay porn sites

like a digital bugchaser

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 10:26

It's ironic that people who don't understand division use "lowest common denominator" to mean "stupid."

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 12:23

>>734 Are they really using it to mean stupid? I've only ever heard it used in terms of low-brow culture or mass appeal, not necessarily stupid but more-easily digestible for a wider demographic - which often is related to a certain dumbing-down.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 12:39

I finally caved and got an iPhone SE, which is the small cheap one. Not seeing whatfs so great about it yet, but at least I get those sweet blue bubbles.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 12:40

Also it highlights all the dates on DQN because it assumes theyfre phone numbers. I wonder who would pick up if I dialed 1993-09-9157.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 14:59

>>736
that's the worst iphone, why did you do that?

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 16:09

>>738
Aw, rats. Whatfs wrong with it? All the reviews are good and Ifm too scared of government surveillance to ask /g/

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 16:59

>>739
it's... from 2013...
i mean, it'll do the job, but it's five whole generations behind so Apple might drop the ball and stop supporting it next year when iOS 13 gets released. it's literally the oldest phone still supported by iOS 12.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 17:26

>>740
The SE came out in 2016. Are you sure you're not thinking of 5S?

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 17:51

must watch: ben shapiro MENTALLY ABORTS sjw fetus with COAT HANGER of FACTS and LOGIC

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 18:02

>>738
The worst iphone is better than the best android

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 19:45

>>741
Oh shit, yeah, I totally screwed up!

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 23:06

I have the 5S (LEƒÖE`)

bit slow; surprisingly slow to load ebooks even, but i don't use it for much except to put COOL FREE RINGTONES on

no social/outside life, you see, not much need to take/make calls or look up something while out and about.

i prefer the web and gaming experience of my (freaking antique) desktop over similar load times and smaller screen of my phone.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 00:00

I also have a 5S. It's not perfect, but I love the form factor. I've been meaning to upgrade to the SE, but also hoping Apple's gonna put out a new phone that size. From the looks of it, though, they've just recently announced some new xbox-sized models and discontinued the SE. So maybe I'll get a good deal on one?

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 00:47

not this shit again

why does IO fuckery on a secondary hard drive that isn't being used grind the entire damn system down

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 02:49

>>743
iOS-chan, why are you still here?

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 09:32

bob marley and the whalers

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 16:16

Bob Marley and the weed smokers.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 19:51

I donft want to watch the Supreme Court nominee hearing, I want to watch my shows.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 22:51

crippling fear of vaginas

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 23:12

>>751 feel free not to~

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 02:37

PSA: if you know what "cancel for credit" means you're officially a 30 year old boomer.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 14:31

I don't want this hangover, but do you see me complaining? Yes you see me complaining.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 17:16

>>754 I'm 37 and what is this

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 22:01

It's all so simple now.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 22:44

"god" actually stands for "god of doom" and I think that's really romantic

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 23:12

I have inherited a box, that reads "The Microsoft OFFICE for Windows: The Leading Solution for the Complete Desktop for Windows".

I must conclude that Microsoft was a furniture manufacturer of the early 1990s, although the box seems small for that purpose. It is still much too big to hold software.

760 Name: vc: nothing : 1993-09-9160 04:41

> OS X Mojave has dark mode apply to apps

neat

> Dictionary is black text on dark grey background for old/custom dictionary

shit

761 Name: vc: so : 1993-09-9160 05:30

>>760
solution: go to said old dictionaries and edit DefaultStyle.css color is "text" or "-webkit-link" like in new dictionaries as needed

it's pretty ghetto, but so is the app, and in many respects I'm thankful this is the only way apple has seen fit to fuck with it thus far

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 06:52

Did I have that conversation, or just dream it? I guess it doesnft matter either way.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 07:55

take me back to 2007

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 09:17

i miss the pre-smartphone internet

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 09:30

It's still there, just not at center stage.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 04:05

I smoked some pot but I'm not sure if I'm actually getting paranoid because my m are actually shitty incel stupidity, but actually really fucking compelling right now

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 05:19

>>766
You must be pretty high to think this is a valid sentence that conveys meaning.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 11:16

I'm doing the best I can.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 15:58

>>767
I was combining alcohol and weed yesterday and got really fucked so yeah, I think my sentence structure could have been better.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 02:01

>>769
High, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 05:20

>>770
It sure beats workin'!

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 09:06

Has it finally ended?

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 10:49

no is anime is still going

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 14:41

it's because it begins with an i

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 15:00

>>771
sure does!

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