Shitty suburban drama is shitty.
Life is all about dealing with assholes without being able to dish out revenge. Let this be a means for you to get used to that fact.
poo in his yard
Here is what you do. If your parents really want to move away from this cockbite, then instead of selling, keep the house and rent it out to Section 8 tenants. Especially try to find people with lots of kids, throws parties out in the yard, leave empty cans of Colt 45 all over the way and the wind blows shit into his yard.
Other ideas include:
Have your dogs shit in his yard and throw the poo into his yard from yours.
Kicking his ass might not be a bad idea.
Wait until his house is empty and a little fire in the back might start up.
>>4 has a good idea on bullying his kids. In fact, find out where is kids go to school and pay some bullies to beat their asses everyday. $20 goes a long way in school.
I'd read 420chan's shenannagans board. lots of good ideas in there.
Remove his license plate, or scrape off the registration tagg from the plate. He gets pulled over and a ticket for having out of date or no tags. Car gets impounded. Enjoi.>>14
You doing "it" wroooooog! XD
i've been wanting to try this for awile. bomb craigslist with ads for him. very attractive ads
free - apple laptop. son left it here when he went to college. not coming back for it and we don't know howto use it
electronics - same ad as above. make it a super low price like 20 bucks
music - guitar left here by my ex husband. he isn't coming back for it, 40 dollars to a good home. top of it says "gibson" and some cursive writing. attach picture of gibson les paul standard
men for men dating: super submissive, in great shape seeks 'benefits' from a friend. must be clean! find shirtless guy in speedo, attach photo
ect, ect. repeat for every section with awesome deals. provide his phone number for all of them. no email address
>>16
This. Though the bullying thing works too. Heck, it could even be cyber bullying, since the internet is serious business nowadays.
If we hear about more kids becoming an hero because of facebook, we'll know it was you.
Always try to anger him and deny you are the causer
Pretend you are trying to be quiet, but make it obnoxiously loud and obvious
So, taking a look at the popularity of 2ch and how significant it is within Japanese internet culture, what exactly are the cultural/social differences that make 2ch so popular and 4-ch so dead (relatively)? Although one could claim it was Densha Otoko that really brought 2ch into the mainstream attention, the fact of the matter is that it was nearly ubiquitous previous to Densha.
Furthermore, what can be done to make 4-ch more popular? I would love to see the board become as strong as 2ch, and although that may not be possible, it would be nice to see a community develop.
it must look rather dull to the average imageboard user
>>327
Which is good, because it keeps the average imageboard users away.
4chan became popular because it had a huge potential userbase of sick fuckers on SA's FYAD to draw from.
4-ch (or 4channel, whatever) started from much more humble beginnings and isn't advertised anywhere. 4chan's reputation kept people interested in discussion from joining anything they viewed as remotely connected to it, so 4ch isn't growing as fast.
SA became popular because it was one of the first internet forums period and actually produced some decent content.
> SA became popular because it was one of the first internet forums period
lol. so wrong
> Early web-based forums date back as far as 1996.
> Something Awful ... was created by Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka in 1999 as a largely personal website,
there were hundreds (if not thousands) of forums on the web by 1998.
because all the users suck.
4-ch is not popular because everyone is too busy lurking on /b/ at 4-chan.org to care.
So, we confess something today, or toss out a question that's bothering us. Advice replies are also ok.
I messed up shit just by talking too loudly.
I chose suicide over getting a job, gonna mutilate myself tonight and a couple days after in different places so that I get used to prolonged periods of excruciating pain. Then I'm going to take some pills and probably decide not to kill myself after wards. I might get a job if all that works out and I'm not dead.
Yesterday I was really constipated.
I am righteously bummed.
I just typed the captcha code into the text field instead of the verification field.
I wanted to die earlier today so I went and sat in an empty hallway at school.
I hate Slim-Fast but I drink it anyway.
>I wanted to die earlier today so I went and sat in an empty hallway at school.
I've still got scars from sitting in the hallway.
Yeah, they have support groups for that. The counselors should be able to hook you up.
I'm a pyromaniac. Better have that fire exstinguisher ready.
hey, what happened to my ban request???
gimme a ban NAO!!!
No, no. You were voted too cool for that. It was unanimous.
congradulations mr cool. thats your new name. mr cool, that is.
timtang.com Aparently the longest and hardest internet puzzle of all time, i quote. Not for long. for a while the Time tang test(ttt) remained spoiler free due to an aleged copy right the maker tim tang has on all of the levels. i have the answers and usernames to 120 levels. also there is a chatbox on the timtang homepage to your worst annon.
Traditional Levels
Level 1: 312
Level 2: pepsi
Level 3: pi
Level 4: factorial
Level 5: bookkeeper
Level 6: cabbage
Level 7: 4082
Level 8: justintimberlake
Level 9: aaaaa
Level 10: civic
>>72
"Post dox" means being a selfish little brat like yourself and posting other people's personal information.
so anyoen got any more answers?
umm.. wow isnt this illegall?? ohh well it helps =P haha sooo ANYWAYS.. could yuu guys helpp me?? plzz?? i needa find the clicky part in level 21,, Dead End.. plzz && thank yuu =)
This violates the rules and regulations of the TTT that you accept when you click 'start'.
Still, if you want to cheat, go ahead and cheat. It's not like you have any ethics, is it?
>>77
breaking shitty site rules =/= breaking the law
also, hi tim.
a couple things. . .
whats op?
when tim said "Perhaps, because of the 64-bit encryption of the IP address, I could get them to post again saying it should be removed."
did he mean he would hack the guys computer?
also i didn't notice if the answers to the teens were up there. . .are they
new fag
>>80
op = original poster (starter of the topic)
and i think tim was just saying if he could get the guy to post again saying he wants it taken down, that it should be. too bad for him, post IDs are not determined by IPs - incase he was just gonna spoof an address
How do I use a tripcode?
ok, i am using this post to check it out
so i am trying thsi little shit
don't
test
Trying
At least fucking sage so this shit doesn't clutter up the bbs.
what's the use for this "tripcode" thing?
How in the fuck do you get rid of this thing? My dumbass cousin got it on my laptop, and now, I can't access 4chan or ED. Help a fellow anon please.
Anyone at all?
It's usually one of the first few, but it may take up to one hundred tries. Don't worry, your system will automatically repair any missing files if they happened to be important.
If you're running a version of UNIX, enter rm -rf / at the command line as the super user.
Seriously, you have to be a newfag to fall for that. Even when I first saw it, I was smart enough to not run it.
I'll post here for my virus problems instead of making a new thread. What about Buindex.exe? I can't seem to find where it comes from and malware's antibytes cant seem to detect it or the ad-aware. Only the mcafee virus protection seems to get it
Whoever can stop this will get 1000 internets.
Would someone please explain to me what the hell is wrong with using proper grammar and punctuation? I admit that once in a while I don't capitalize or use apostrophes in IRC, but when I'm typing on a BBS, I always do my best to use my best spelling and grammar.
It doesn't take that long. I retain about 50 WPM while using it, and that suits me just fine. If you're going to take the time to post on half of the boards here, you might as well, because anything typed out in less than two minutes is likely to be shit anyway. This doesn't apply to /sports/, of course (tehe, just kidding 4-ch brothers and sisters).
I'm a teenager, I've been a teenager for almost the majority of my life, and I've been using proper punctuation in my posting since I was 12. Every program I use has a spellcheck plugin, and I always remember to use that, too. My girlfriend, on the other hand, has incredibly erratic (not erotic) capitalization habits, and refuses to use apostrophes and commas altogether... And she's older than me!
Would someone please explain these habits to me? They baffle me, and I'm starting to feel like a troll for repeatedly telling people to use punctuation or gtfo. Thanks in advance.
sometime i re read the post before i posted it, but i don't really care about the grammar though...
>>16
Are you suggesting that those with girlfriends are less likely to write correct sentences and thus lead to the downfall of English?
>>19
No, I think he/she suggests that internet/BBS = serious business that should not be taken lightly.
In other words, If you get upset over someone typing "wrong" on the internet you should take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself why you fail so much.
>>20
Yes, let's all act like fucking children because lol, internet.
LOl oRlY???
>>7
Not really any worse than using standard abbreviations, in a colloquial setting. It comes largely from novels, where that usage is pretty common. Semantically speaking, there's not really any ambiguity to it either. In a formal setting like a court statement it might be considered sloppy, but I doubt it matters anywhere else.
I manage to properly use grammar and such while typing. Sometimes when I'm typing in a hurry I'll not bother to use proper punctuation, and I always have proper spelling except for basic typing mistakes when, again, I'm in a hurry and cannot proofread normally. It bothers me when smart people spell words wrong and don't care about it.
Our parents made a difference, protesting the war on vietnam and whatnot.
What about us? We're just going to let the old poeple who run our governments start never-ending wars, run up our national debt, and initiate drafts to send more of us over there to kill and die?
God it's depressing.
Fuck Scientology, let's protest this shit. Anonymous vs. the war on Iraq. I wanna see this happen.
Fuck you, we rock.
Yes, really. We care about the environment, we're more tolerant than ever, and we're changing the world for the better, just not in as obvious ways.
あげる
Stop complaining about the current society...
Why bother? It's like fighting a shit storm, i rather join them and have Power,money and don't forget Friday night orgies.
Society in general sucks. No real purpose. Just aimless wandering. And sadly, things will only get worst and no one will do anything about it. Too busy watching American Idol.
>>1
you kidding? our parents' generation currently runs things; Bush is a baby boomer, so was Clinton, so have been Putin, Yeltsin, Blair, the list goes on. Ever since the Boomers have been the generation in power-admittedly approximate terminology-we've seen a general deterioration of foreign affairs. when the WWII generation ran things, we at least had freedom. there was no nannystate in the 1970's or 1980's. it's the neocons, mostly baby boomers and so-called "ex-hippies", that ran America into the shithole from 2000-2006; to say the Boomers have had a productive legacy is bullshit.
the reason kids these days don't seem to have as much of an impact on the country is the constant emphasis on monitoring and coddling of children that is preventing true growth. shit, some of the people behind the hippie movement were goddamn 14-years old, look at Kent State. when I was 14, i would have been completely unable to do any such thing-my parents would never have let it fly-and moreover my previous experiences had left me unprepared to try. is this my fault? partially, but responsibility also falls on my parents and teachers. who knows? maybe it's better that I was the way that I was, but it's important to realize that it kept me from being productive the way I could have been.
/sigh
I'm 18, and I think most of my generation has just succumb to nihilism of one sort or another. I know I have.
americans are too overworked?
i lol'ed my head off.