[HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (999)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 08:04 [no]

I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

  • January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

  • February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

  • March 29th

www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:
www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/

  • April 3rd

cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.

  • April 6th, 7th

www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.

  • June 6th

cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.

Relevant links:

http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/
http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 02:42 [no]

>>182
Seriously? GNAA?

Wow, small internet. I had no idea GNAA did this sort of thing.

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 03:08 [no]

>>183
no, >>182 is a troll.

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 03:44 [no]

Trolls? In my DQN?

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 04:36 [no]

>>185
it's more likely than you think

187 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 13:24 [no]

Nothing is more likely than what has already happened - I think that you've literally milked this beast dry.

I didn't use to live that far away from Oxford, but considering what I can see photo-wise, she does look like a soft Southern Twat - At least that cuts half of the UK out of the picture. No Northerner would be seen dead wanking about like this.

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 13:48 [no]

>>187
I find your ideas intriquing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Anyone have the posts by the 'pyschologist'? I know at least one person mirrored the board.

189 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 14:08 [no]

Take a hop, skip and a jump around Oxford, you can have as many Cracky-a-likes as you want.

I'm surrounded by them, and I can't take it any more!

190 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 14:09 [no]

You are a soft-porn unicycle!

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 14:22 [no]

BUT SHE IS A UNIQUE AND BEAUTIFUL SNOWFLAKE

THER EIS NO OTHER LIKE HER

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:34 [no]

>>191
DQN

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:09 [no]

We must spread the worship of Crackychan to our VIPPER brothers

too bad this isn't an imageboard

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:40 [no]

>>193
Too bad you exist.

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:57 [no]

needs more cracky AA

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:20 [no]

Why is everyone obsessed with this ugly woman?

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 23:31 [no]

>>196 arasi

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 13:11

http://cracky.bounceme.net/

199 Name: lol : 1993-09-4582 07:29

>>198>>188lol

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 07:59

SAGE.

201 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:45

>>198

>http://cracky.bounceme.net/

AGE for AWESOMENESS

202 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 00:47

sage for ancientness

203 Name: amishrobotard : 1993-09-4619 10:38

this link has nothing to do with cracky. i still wanna bang her though.

204 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 16:24

Don't stick it in her pooper!

205 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 18:25

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207 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 00:16

lol

208 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 09:02

>>203
go to oxford and you'll find cracky look-alikes everywhere.

209 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 19:44

http://cracky.bounceme.net/

210 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 08:21

http://sage.shutthehellupsqueeks.now/

211 Name: Chemical Smelly : 1993-09-4721 19:17

http://cracky.bounceme.net/ is no more. Go tell it on the mountain.

212 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 01:16

What the hell happened to it? DAMN, that was like my favorite site on the whole internet!! It'll take me fucking 100 minutes to find a better site!!

213 Name: The Jews : 1993-09-4723 14:12

s

214 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 01:12

cracky-chan is overrated. she was cute for a while but once she started posting pictures of herself with blood she became uncute.

215 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 01:26

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216 Name: XD : 1993-09-4740 19:26

OMG ALL CAPS

217 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 19:41

This is now a ITT we Sage because >>216 is an idiot thread.

218 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4762 20:28

bump

219 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 20:41

wut

220 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 20:47

natur@l v1@gr@ h3r3 -> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Cracky-chan

221 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4861 19:30

Cracky is the most beautiful human.

222 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 20:14

I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.

223 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 23:30

Cracky-chane is pretty.

224 Name: ;___;<3Cracky-chan : 1993-09-4884 14:37

I love Cracky-chan. I wish to meet her IRL and shake her hand or even possibly take a picture with her. I would kill for new pix of her. I love Cracky-chan so much, but it hurts so much knowing that she doesn't like her online cult. :(

225 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 16:20

>>224 she is 30 yrs old now. sage.

226 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:43

I have met Cracky. She is beautiful. I love her very much.

227 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:42

'sup, DQN

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229 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 17:05

>>228
dqn

230 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:40

lol Cracky is already near menapouse.

231 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 01:28

woo boy, cake and sodomy marilyn manson

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233 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 07:01

>>232
I disagree

234 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 21:41

http://www.ljseek.com/details_126804614.html

235 Name: date : 1993-09-4993 08:06

date

236 Name: moot : 1993-09-4993 18:24

I have a child with Cracky chan.

237 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 22:58

>>236
menstrual blood does not a child make.

238 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 21:55

I <3 Cracky.

239 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 22:00

>>238 i <3 u

240 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 01:44

Cracky for great justice

241 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 02:01

（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

242 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 04:48

(´^ิω＾ิ)

243 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 03:39

CRACKY-CHAN IS JESUS

244 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 08:05

What, this shit wasn't archived? Oh, fuck it all.

245 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 18:48

lol what

246 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 23:01

this has been aged so much

247 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 23:19

>>246
Thank ED.

248 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 18:15

>>244
its been archived in many places, such as trendpedia

in any case, the whole cracky-chan ordeal is far from over

is there any one here who has gotten out of touch with whats been going on? and is interested in going back down into the rabbit hole?

249 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 00:54

I never cared.
I don't see the fascination in stalking a girl that wears clown make-up.

250 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 03:57

Is it really stalking when you're too afraid of human contact to leave your mom's basement?

251 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5154 07:31

this was a dumb idea, I am sorry.

252 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 20:27

All is forgiven.

253 Name: Silvaris : 1993-09-5166 23:00

I'd have liked to talk to her, not stalk her like some of the members of 420 were trying, she seemed, pretty interesting judging from her photos.

254 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:55

>>253
Stalker. REPORTED

255 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:57

crack crack crakkity-chan

256 Name: DaKiNgAdAbLiNg : 1993-09-5172 21:33

i hear cracky is aman

257 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5172 23:00

this thread is ARCHIVE QUALITY

by that i mean stop posting in it

258 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:44

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259 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 21:43

How touching, the guy is down on his knees (orz) and the other is comforting him.

260 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5227 17:24

I thought that if we kept up the harrassment it would be, in the end, pretty funny. Because since when did anonymous have a conscience? It's more or less the mass of the world's sociopaths in a single webserver. There's no reason a flesh-and-blood human being with her own emotional state should be able to stop anonymous from wrecking havoc.

261 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 00:13

You idiots

262 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 00:22

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

263 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 03:13

I love Cracky-chan. There is a hidden/secret room in a map on the 4chan Counter-Strike: Source server with pictures of her on the walls. I like to go in there and hide. Oh god.

264 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5311 04:03

I LOVE OLIVIA FIELDS

265 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5311 04:05

why is this thread not autosaged

266 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 23:54

Because if you don't love Cracky-chan, you have AIDS.

267 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 01:08

PJ O'Pootertoots

268 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 01:26

We should do this:

  1. Put a video on JewTube addressed to Scientology, containing a Cracky-chan photo montage and claiming that she is the worldwide president of Anonymous but we don't know who she really is. (We can claim that we are Anonymous underlings who were shocked when Scientology revealed the crimes of our leaders.)
  2. Scientology tracks her down and drops her dox all over the tubes.
  3. ???
  4. Scientology is destroyed and we all get handjobs from Cracky-chan.

269 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 05:59

They should. We won't.

270 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 10:52

ANTI-SAGE

271 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 14:27

shut up you idiot

272 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 14:36

Yeah all us idiots should should just shut the fuck up

273 Name: sage : 1993-09-5314 18:51

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274 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 19:14

( ・-・) Crackety Jam or whatever the fuck her name is should take her pills.

275 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 19:45

( ´ω`) The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

276 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 20:52

>>273

YOU FAIL IT (it is an attempted sage)

277 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 21:05

>>275

YOU'D BEST BE JOKING NIGGER

278 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 23:23

>>275 Song title
>>44-49 Verse 1
>>205-207 Chorus
>>241,242,258,149 Verse 2
>>131 Last line

Whole song: >>275,44-49,205-207,241,242,258,149,205-207,131

279 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 22:36

>>278

WTF IS THIS??

That is not a song. You can't sing that.

Title: The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

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lol
Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
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>>130 is an idiot

280 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 01:23

I love her so much, oh god I love her so much.

281 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 04:45

We don't really care

282 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 10:19

>>281

We'll we don't care what you don't care about.

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