[HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (999)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 08:04 [no]

I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

  • January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

  • February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

  • March 29th

www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:
www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/

  • April 3rd

cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.

  • April 6th, 7th

www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.

  • June 6th

cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.

Relevant links:

http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/
http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 15:25

thinken of cracky

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 22:53

I am Cracky-chan. Ask me anything.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 08:32

>>34

>tirel

I understood that reference.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 14:58

>>402 are you dead yet

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 01:01

>>404

We are all dead, anon.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 23:48

>>405
The dead who wander the earth often take a long time to understand that they are dead. Why should it be otherwise? They have had so much experience living, and have not been trained to be dead.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 11:33

15-year anniversary (Crackyversary) coming up soon. What are people planning?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 00:48

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 04:32

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 08:37

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411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9761 22:05

>>407 even if she was like 16 back then she'd be in her 30s now, crazy

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 08:50

Christmas cake Cracky...

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 00:40

>>411

You should "lurk more". Her exact date of birth has been known forever, and there are birthday celebrations every year. But yes you are correct, she is "in her 30s".

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 01:31

>>413 i was like 12 in 2005, i'm now nearing my 30s myself. it was more a comment on how 2005 was 15 years ago than anything else.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:10

>>414 2005 isn't for another 12 years...

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 13:43

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 16:17

what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 18:04

>>417 get on the Discord server if you're not already on it, that's where all the activity is these days

it shouldn't be difficult for you to find an invite, they've been posted several places

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 15:33

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 17:13

>>413
for some reason I read "three birthday celebrations every year" and was like what the fuck

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 16:02

If anyone still needs an invite for the Discord server, either contact an existing member and ask, or if you don't know anybody, you can use the contact form on cracky-chan.com to introduce yourself.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 16:36

has cracky been blacked

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 16:58

>>422 NNOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK AAUUUGGHH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:23

It's happening. It's all real.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:40

shame on you aveslari

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 23:36

she is cute that is why she is called cracky-chan

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 01:33

>>422
That gif of boxxy jerking off a black dick next to a smaller white one is probably the reason im a cuck these days

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 14:56

>>59 (☞߁)☞ That's what shii said!

429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 23:22

Her birthday is just a few days away

430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 23:24

>>429
Which one of them?

431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 23:38

opinions on the premier of Sonic The Movie?

432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 07:45

433 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 02:34

3 days until Cracky's birthday

434 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 01:01

2 days until Cracky's birthday

435 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 02:44

anus

436 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 12:50

>>435 rude

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 23:54

Olivia is 30. She will be turning 31, IF she is still alive.

Life last confirmed in 2012.

438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 01:01

1 day until Crackyfs birthday

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 14:40

BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO

On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 21:08

4 hours until birthday

441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 22:01

3 hours until birthday

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 23:00

2 hours until birthday

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 00:03

1 hour until birthday

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 00:44

>>443 happy birthday

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 01:00

IT IS NOW CRACKY'S BIRTHDAY

https://i.imgur.com/4FCYxaO.png

PLEASE CELEBRATE NOW

446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 09:22

I farted

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 13:06

>>446 shame on you

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 16:18

Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?

Just admit who you are.

Admit that Cracky is your entire world.

Stop lying to yourself.

You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 18:44

>>445
Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?

Just admit who you are.

Admit that Cracky is your entire world.

Stop lying to yourself.

You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.

450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 01:29

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Her butt is flat

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 15:54

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Now how 'bout that?

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 02:04

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
She owns a hat

453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 04:14

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Israel is an illegitimate apartheid state

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 08:15

>>453
based

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 18:00

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Aristocrat

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:26

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She painted her nose red
She's pretending to be a cat

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 03:50

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She shit the bed
Aristocrat

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 06:40

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Naked mole rat

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 14:18

black penis

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:44

>>459 oh my god you're here too? fucking why?

461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:16

Do you still love Cracky?

Why or why not?

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:50

>>461
Never have, sounds faggy

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 01:25

BIG and BLACK

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:28

>>463 eat shit you gay homo

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:38

Cracky loves the BLACK DICK

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 05:19

why is it always black guys

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 05:36

>>466 white girls have the biggest vaginas

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 01:30

All people who obsess about "black dicks" are homosexuals; prove me wrong.

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 03:37

Yes, Cracky loves huge black dong, and so do you

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 18:21

>>468
Duh, aside from people who have a cursory interest in interracial, sites about this sort thing are mostly "heteroflexible" white guys

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 21:48

>>469 you are homosexual

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:03

>>470 Sites are sites and white guys are white guys

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:03

dont lump us homosexuals in with the black dick obsessed race baiting weirdo

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:07

BLM! BLM! BLM! 👩🏿👩🏿🦱👱🏿👩🏿🦳

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 14:47

Cracky would not approve of any of this faggotry.

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 15:29

stop bumping this shit thread

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 16:11

VTIS@

478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 18:29

black penis

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 18:42

modern intellectual meets yesteryear's savage

480 Name: vc: goyzz : 1993-09-9918 19:10

this thread is woke

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 20:34

>>476 the only shit is your gay homosexuality and the shit you eat out of your boyfriend's ass

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 22:40

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 09:06

we really need some kind of solution for the crackyhead infestation

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 12:51

Like a containment thread, or something

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 14:29

>>482 you are a homosexual

>>483 you are a homosexual

>>484 you are a homosexual

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 15:59

massive black dicks

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 19:27

Whats a lamer fetish, hypno or interracial

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 21:06

>>486 you are a homosexual

>>487 you are a homosexual

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:18

black penis

490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:19

black penis

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:19

black penis

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:23

who cares about cracky-chan, where's rabbit-chan

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:23

BlackPeniS

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 18:47

black penis

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 19:34

she is cute that is why she is called Cracky-chan

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 05:56

black penis

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 01:32

black penis

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 17:54

Cracky is cute and sweet

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:05

black penis

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:22

Cracky is a weird artifact of when liking egirls was new and cool

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