[HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (999)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 08:04 [no]

I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

  • January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

  • February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

  • March 29th

www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:
www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/

  • April 3rd

cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.

  • April 6th, 7th

www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.

  • June 6th

cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.

Relevant links:

http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/
http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 14:47

Cracky would not approve of any of this faggotry.

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 15:29

stop bumping this shit thread

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 16:11

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478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 18:29

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479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 18:42

modern intellectual meets yesteryear's savage

480 Name: vc: goyzz : 1993-09-9918 19:10

this thread is woke

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 20:34

>>476 the only shit is your gay homosexuality and the shit you eat out of your boyfriend's ass

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 22:40

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 09:06

we really need some kind of solution for the crackyhead infestation

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 12:51

Like a containment thread, or something

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 14:29

>>482 you are a homosexual

>>483 you are a homosexual

>>484 you are a homosexual

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 15:59

massive black dicks

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 19:27

Whats a lamer fetish, hypno or interracial

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 21:06

>>486 you are a homosexual

>>487 you are a homosexual

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:18

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490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:19

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491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:19

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492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:23

who cares about cracky-chan, where's rabbit-chan

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:23

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494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 18:47

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495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 19:34

she is cute that is why she is called Cracky-chan

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 05:56

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497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 01:32

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498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 17:54

Cracky is cute and sweet

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:05

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500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:22

Cracky is a weird artifact of when liking egirls was new and cool

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:34

They were called camwhores back in their hoy day.

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:40

>>501
I thought that kind of only referred to the actual MyFreeCams girls, and just being used for girls like Cracky is because they used to stickam/tinychat which don't really exist anymore

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:49

>>502 I saw it used to refer to anyone attention-whoring with their webcam, e.g Cracky and all her copies posting pics of themselves on imageboards, and the response would usually be "tits or gtfo"

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:11

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505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:45

>>502
It became an industry only later.

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 00:26

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507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 23:37

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508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:10

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509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:58

This is a sacred thread. Please don't post garbage in it.

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:15

Im disappointed the black cock thing didn't die after everyone rallied that it was racist and "interracial" and "bbc" are harmful stereotypes because racial preferences are fetishization of identity and the porn industry has to stop or something.

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:52

>>510
I'm disappointed that you're forgetting that the only people actually posting BBC are doing so to troll.

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:07

>>510 When something is rallied against, there will always be people deliberately continuing it out of spite

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:49

>>512
Thats why I have been checking dubs ever since one dokyun sperged out about it back around 8800 or so.

>>511
Nice dubs

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 19:26

Do you think these camwhores that still have followings think it's weird that people still care shit they did when they were teens

515 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 19:46

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516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 01:30

Cracky is very cute and sweet. I love her. All the (((black penis))) in the world will never drive me away from her.

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 03:34

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518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 11:56

>>514 It was basic knowledge at the time that this would the case, when something is online it's there forever. It was taught in primary schools

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 00:20

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523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 03:39

SUPER SECRET CRACKY-CHAN FAN PAGE
http://tinyurl.com/cr45pyp

524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 13:18

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526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 02:22

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527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 03:28

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528 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 07:05

no black penis

white penis or no penis

529 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 07:58

>>528
Take my black load, white boy!

530 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 09:22

Why is it always black
and never hispanic or like samoan

531 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 10:12

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532 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 13:01

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533 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 15:07

534 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 16:33

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535 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 23:25

NO BLACK PENIS

NO SAGE

ONLY CRACKY

CUTE AND SWEET

536 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 23:30

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537 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 23:49

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538 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 23:58

this is a horrible thread and deserves only the worst of posts

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539 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 00:27

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542 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 13:33

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543 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 17:18

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544 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 00:44

"black penis" person does not know the love of Cracky

"black penis" person will die sad and alone

545 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 04:11

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546 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 07:38

Dearest Cracky-chan,

It's been a while since we last spoke, and I realize that there's quite a bit of catching up to do. I heard you're lurking .71 now. That's fantastic! It's actually a great place to meet people. Speaking of meeting people, I always thought you should "trade up" for somebody better. You should ditch the turk. Maybe try another slav? Though this time go with someone a little more Northern.

Despite your own penchant for trying to convince the Stalkers you don't like their creepy attention while at the same time shamelessly publicizing yourself, in a way you still owe me after last time. People were in danger of completely forgetting about you. In no small part due to my amazing work as your unofficial publicist, I managed to get the obsessionball rolling all over again. All the way back to Oxford, in fact. All the way to your mother's tiny, funky, very English side-by-side house. When your suicidegirls career takes off, you'll have ME to thank for the fact that all the insignificant internet plebs with more dollars than braincells are able to recognize you.

See? I'm still trying to be a helpful guy, even after you turned your back on me.

I think we have a bit of an understanding here, Lia. If this is going to follow the same give-take patterns of all your past relationships, you'll be happy to know that I'm more than willing to provide regardless of the circumstances. I know that it's only a matter of time until everybody finds out that jews did wtc, and when that happens all of your family's heathengold will run out. I'm talking real gold here, hun. The kind that lets you eat and stink and sit on the computer all day without a care in the world. Not that shit you farm in WoW.

We can come to a sort of agreement. Since you're soon to be homeless, and the loli I'm cohabitating with is too inexperienced to understand how to cook (OR GIVE A DECENT BLOWJOB. SERIOUSLY WTF), it would likely be beneficial for you to "shack up" with the two of us. Your living conditions would be very much the same - you'd be living in a room the size of your flat with your bed and computer, and you'd have all the time in the world to live in your masturbatory MMO fantasyland. There'd only be two real differences. First, you'd be expected to cook. This'll maybe take up, like what? An hour a day maximum. It'll be your only real obligation to the household.

Secondly, the person coming to molest you periodically won't be your father.

I think that should be more than enough to convince you. Hit me back and lemme know what you think.

Until then,
wB

547 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 07:44

>>546
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548 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 12:16

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549 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 16:03

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550 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 16:10

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551 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 17:13

I think I can post my story here:

It has been two months since I have found out about Cracky-chan's AIM sn.
Don't ask me how I did that, some things are better left untold. Anyway,
we got in contact, or rather: I contacted her and she responded. I tried to
be all cool and hurrhurr-in-cheek with her (if you know what I mean) but
of course she saw through my act from the start.
You can fool every other idiot on /b/ but you cannot fool Cracky-chan,
especially not when face to face (or should I say: P2P?). I am sure in the
few days that we were chatting for hours and hours she got a real good
idea of who I really was.
So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best
thing since sliced bread served with roast beef by talking about "those
fucking furries" and "that one new program I installed recently",
she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"

I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her
real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for
a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me
and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been
the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try
again?"

me: try again? you mean you and me?
her: no, you and your mom
me: lol what
me: so you really mean you and me?
me: hello?
her: yes, you and me, dumbass.
me: you're saying you'd let me do you up the ass?
her: more like you will let me do you up the ass
her: i already got the lube and the strap-on, you just gotta haul
your ass over here

It's kinda hard to make a decision when you're having a massive
hard-on without knowing what to do with it at first. So I want to say
that it wasn't really my decision when I packed my bit of shit together
and hopped into the next train. I pretty much knew from that moment
when I said "okay" (although I don't really remember that moment)
that I was completely hers. Trapped in a web of, yes, retarded internet
lust. I'll be the first to admit it. But I am sure most of you would have
done the same.

I've been living with her the last few weeks now. Sometimes we're
sleeping in her bed together but most of the time she makes me
sleep on the floor. The house itself is pretty big. Her parents aren't
there. I don't know where they are and I have never asked about
them. A lot of other people are coming and going, though. Some
are staying for a few days, vanish and come again later. Some of
them even post on /b/, but I won't disclose their identities.
I wouldn't want to make myself unwelcome here. I want to stay
close to Cracky-chan. I know she doesn't want me to get too close
to her, but I don't care as long as she lets me follow her for a
walk outside (the snow is so nice) and as long as I can spread my
ass cheeks for her to invade me.

I feel happy. Some of you may think that I am a sad sod, that I
am crazy for having let go of my appartment, my cheap job,
my so-called friends. I am with Cracky-chan and that is all that
matters to me. And when she holds me by the waist and furiously
thrusts that big black one into my bowels, I simply cannot ask
for anything more on earth.

552 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 18:44

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557 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 07:52

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558 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 13:21

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559 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 14:12

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560 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 15:11

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561 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 15:29

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562 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 15:37

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564 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 17:19

>>563
finally something in this thread that isn't shit

565 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 21:49

This thread is an important part of Internet history.

566 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 22:07

time to soil it!

567 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 00:35

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568 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:41

I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:44

>>568
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570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:53

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571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 20:29

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572 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 02:23

But I'll guess. A female actually made an appearance on 4chan. Fanboys started hitting on her and asking y helo thar butsecks? Instead of stopping posting she actually ignored the lecherous remarks in hopes of actually joining in on the fun. So with all the attention she was getting, she actually posted some pictures at the request of others. Then some loser who -- to his credit -- actually realizes he will never make sweet love to her or Rei Ayanami, decides to take out his frustrations of sexual desire on this poor girl herself. Having the metality of a parapaligic dog, tons of other losers go along with the gang mentality. Since they can blame her for being a "tease," they gang up on her verbally, since it's the closest they'll come to gang banging her.

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 01:11

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574 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 01:27

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