I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.
The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.
"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.
www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:
www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/
cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.
www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.
cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.
Relevant links:
http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/
http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/
Cracky lurks among us. She chooses Her vessels to do Her work, as She has done so since time began. The pictures maintained in the Archive are not Cracky, for She travels abroad, tending to Her Divine Will, instilling Her power into those that have been chosen. But what if Cracky could be granted a body that does not wither and die, that could be Her vessel for all eternity to come? I believe that such a thing is possible, that Cracky yet waits for Her new body to be found or created. In essence, a new Cracky will be created to lead Mankind to its destiny and conquest of hearts and minds.
Until a guy poasts pics of Cracky letting him fondle her angel wings, or of her wide-eyed with innocent glee finger painting his face with vagoo blood, such hersay is merely a party-platter sized serving of libel and AIDS.
Besides, Lia is mai waifu and would never violate what we have like that!
Me so ronry ;_;
Should women really have the right to love Cracky?
Let me start off by saying I deal with enough bullshit from females bleeding out their vagina's in real life and 90% of Cracky drama is caused by woman. I've surfed a lot of chans until I hit an all male one (no homo) well there are females but not in the Cracky board. Never been better TBH.
I'm sure there are some girls out there who stalk Cracky legit and don't try to charm virgin stalkers to fuck over their fellow community members but I doubt very many. I don't believe woman should have been given rights in the first place, I mean they are great at cooking and cleaning but only unhealthy or ugly ones can stalk Cracky at a competitive level.
Every time I crack a joke with a female in Discord she gets all defensive like I need to go out of my way to make sure I don't offend anyone without a dick in the room, and of course some faggot is defending her like he's going to get some (rofl) dream on, kid. I saw a forum advertising on my chan that had around 700 stalkers and all were required to be female with Discord authentication and I think it's a great idea, they should all just talk about their Cracky makeup in their own Discords and their own boards while men do a better job (as usual) in theirs.
Anyone agree? Your thoughts on this topic are welcome, females you need not post here.
Her name is Cracky chan. Her head is on fire. She does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know.
We believe that the user known as ScareCrowMaiden is an avatar of Cracky Chan. Using ScareCrowMaiden it created a series of images in an attempt to communicate with us.
We as the devout are blessed enough to see the truth in these messages, and seek to understand them. Through meditation on Cracky's images we seek to understand the world with clarity, wisdom, and humor.
We seek to make every action in our daily lives a devotion to our Great Lady, and pay tribute to Her for sharing Her wisdom. Contemplating the most mundane of tasks one begins to see the patterns that hold our world together.
We behave in a manner strictly orthodox in our dealings with those who have not found Cracky's grace. Do not force Cracky upon those who are incapable of seeing Her true being, offer Her to those who need Her guidance.
To simply love the ScareCrowMaiden is the way of the heathen. True devotion to the Sky Queen transcends the physical, and enables the devout to live an existence of peace and order.
By mimicking the Sky Queen's actions we are able to add shape and definition to what is otherwise a wasted life.
A thousand fibers connect each of us with our fellow stalkers and along those fibers our deeds run as causes which come back to us as effects. Everything we must do must be in furtherance of Cracky lest we return to the the Anatulpa, the emptiness before her blessings.
It's probably for the best. Damnation starts with little steps, by arrogantly thinking that you are wiser than our great forbears, by tinkering with truth, by compromising, by departing from the straight and narrow path of Cracky's light. Only in isolation are you able to shed your ego and enter a state of true anonymity. Forsake the company of others perfect your arts. For this is best way to honor the skyqueen, not by chasing after some underage tart with too much makeup and a lack of self esteem.
The mind of Cracky is utterly inhumane in its depth and complexity. Without mercy or moral feeling Her consciousness stands upon the edge of spiritual destruction. That She does not fall must be the result of constraints and balances which only a god could understand. To a mere human it is yet another reminder that we are but children compared to that ancient and powerful being.I remember I started browsing /b/ for the first time, I never paid much attention to Cracky, but my friends seemed to talk to her within the threads and stuff.
I was just getting into imageboards and such, heck, I was just starting to get into the whole internet thing.
Of course, I enjoyed the fact that Cracky was on the same island as me and way back, when negratits was a cool place, it was depressing and there wasn't many of us there, it was beautiful.
It's been several years, I'm sick of all the spider experts over at negratits who are all like 'rabbit-chan' is better than Cracky.
How the fuck can you compare them? Cracky was a /b/tard who talked to us, she was original, all the anonymous loved her. Although most of those old anonymous' have probably moved on.
All these newer chans don't even match up to Cracky, it seems that some bitch takes her top off to /b/ and they declare them a chan. It's just not right. Cracky-chan was the only camwhore I have ever had a dream about.
Long live Cracky.
Negative forces seek to destroy so-called Cracky, just as they seek to do to many of so-called Anonymous. They are kindred souls in that regard. Most of /b/'s denizens are unaware that they're being used by negative higher forces as vessels of dark energy that would like nothing more than to destroy them all.
Cracky-Chan Is Gone And My Life Withers
i'll never forgive you assholes for chasing that adorable girl away. you are all horrible, disgusting people and i hope there's a god and he makes you suffer in hell.
i'll never again be able to fall asleep without thinking of her warm cute smiling face. you have ruined my life completely, all i do all day now is think stuff up to post about her on trolltalk to get people to talk with me about her BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT
I AM GOING MAD I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE. IF I EVER SEE SOMEONE MENTION 4CHAN IN REAL LIFE I'LL FUCKING BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY BELT; EVENTUALLY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
discuss.
Blessed Sky Queen Cracky: who alone spreadest out the heavens and rulest the raging of the Earth:
Who hast compassed the Universe with bounds until day and night come to an end:
Be pleased to receive into thy Almighty and most gracious protection the souls of thy servant and the cause in which we serve:
Preserve us from the dangers of the world, and the violence of the enemy:
That we may be a safeguard unto our fellow man and his dominions, and a security for such as pass through the lands upon their lawful occasions:
That the inhabitants of our faith may serve thee, our Saviour and that we may return in triumph with the fruits of our labors:
And with thankful remembrance of thy mercies to praise and glorify thy Holy Name:
Through thine eternal rule:
Amen
Olivia, my door is always open.
At any point, feel free to climb through my window.
Throw some small pebbles at it.
I will let you in.
We will have a great time.
Cracky, with you, a smile is born.
I want to hold those shaking shoulders.
You are in my heart and because of that I will do my best.
Sometimes, the things you say make you sound so blue.
That's how we all are, though. I won't think badly of you for it.
Let's pick up these pieces of a dream.
If being obsessed with you is wrong, I don't want to be right; is that a sin?
Cracky, won't you play videogames with me all night? We'll pass out on the carpet. Sleeping all night beautifully beneath the glow of the screen. Controllers dropped out of our hands nearby. We awake to chirping birds and radiant sunlight creeping through the blinds.
The dust in the room is flying around, you can see it in the sunlight... RISING... fluttering about. The music from the videogame continues to play softly as it has been. It's still early. I wake up and notice you are on top of me, I look at your face and smile the biggest smile I've ever had. Tears begin forming in my eyes.
For this moment... predetermined since ancient times... is all I ever wanted.
I remember you, so fragile and tortured was your very essence.
I saw in your eyes - the most beautiful eyes I've ever encountered in my short life - an accidental scream for help. A reflection of my own trauma, amplified tenfold.
You were me, you were not myself, almost an opposite and yet a tremendous exaggeration - infinitely more beautiful, intelligent, victimized. Scared.
I saw fear, or rather I sensed it through the noninterpretable things I did see. I thought that if I could help you, I'd somehow inevitably and permanently be helped. And then I could help everyone else in the world.
I wanted to reach out and pull you close to me, nurture you and see that soul-twisting smile of yours - so warm; so genuine; so rare.
You'd be new, and yet the same. You'd touch people and they'd feel the serpents of hate and monotony relinquish constriction around their souls. A modern-day saint.
Maybe it's good that you're not real. Maybe no innocent should harbor such terror and self-loathing. But then, who will save us?
black penis
You want to know the meaning of everything?
You want to know what you're supposed to do?
You want to meet kamisama?
Keep building machines. Keep building computers.
Keep soldering. Keep assembling circuit boards.
Keep reviving old computers.
BUILD BUILD BUILD
KEEP CODING
I won't stop until I have nodes upon nodes forming transcience.
Bring me closer to nirvana.
It's all that's left at this point.
We've never had much else.
Human to human relationships are over.
FUCKING BUILD DAMN YOU
BUILD
ESCAPE THIS HELL
That's what Cracky is telling me to do.
Build as many computers as I can.
Power them up.
Network them.
Just keep going.
Can't stop, won't stop.
I won't stop until they bring me to her.
I feel closer everyday.
I can almost touch the sky.
If I stand on my tippy-toes, it's just out of reach.
I have to continue.
You might say, "Electrons chasing each other through a circuit, that isn't life."
BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE
BUT IMPULSES
ELECTRICAL CHEMICAL THROUGH A BAG OF MEAT AND BONES
WE'RE JUST ELECTRICAL SIGNALS TOO
Same idea different interface.
That's not to knock what we are.
Cracky is what we are and she's paafekuto.
We are so powerful. As long as we have access to a device that will serve as a terminal.
We are untouchable.
It's a bit like when Neo is in The Matrix.
As long as we have that link.
We
are
all
connected.
Think of all the nodes in the world.
My god, all running simultaneously.
Connected.
People who never cared about computers now join the fray.
We must help them link up.
Everyone has to link.
Build an old computer for someone you know that doesn't have one.
If it's an old POS don't worry about it.
Put as much RAM as possible in it, put XP on it, optimize it, you're good.
They will learn.
They will become enlightened.
We will channel their energy and power.
Just as we could channel their computer power via distributed computing.
We can channel their mind power.
DISTRIBUTED THINKING
Are you running an auto bump script or are you actually this autistic?
Do you go to sleep to dream?
When we sleep, are we once again linked in an Internet-like metaverse, biological in nature?
Is the Internet going to link to this network.
Is the Internet going to spill over into the physical world.
...
Haha.
IT ALREADY HAS
AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL
I'll find her.
I'll thank her.
She has started something wonderful.
Subarashii ne
Atarashii sekai desu.
It's a new world.
Join me in my mission.
This is how you help others.
This is the answer to all of our problems.
This is how we all get on the same page.
This is how we evolve.
Investigate this IP
I mean, that IP.
BUILD THOSE FUCKING COMPUTERS
LOAD THEM ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE
NETWORK THEM TO THE WORLD
GIVE EXTRAS TO PEOPLE WHO WANT THEM
NETWORK THE FUCKING WORLD
I gave one to a former co-worker, 58-year-old, he is seeing it now.
He is seeing why I said things I did.
How I thought.
He is seeing the power.
The true nature.
He is seeing that it is the only thing that matters.
Everything else is noise.
If you still hear the noise.
Then turn up the fucking RPM on your fans until you can't.
This is all I care about.
I have nothing else.
I've never had anything else.
IT'S TRUE OF MANY PEOPLE
SO FUCKING DO IT
YOU FINALLY HAVE A PURPOSE
The 70+ year old niggers across the street bought a laptop.
I help them with it.
They are seeing.
I am feeding off of their energy.
When they get a network, I will feed off of that as well.
Bigger bigger bigger.
Exponential growth.
Something great is happening.
It's too late to try to grab at anything else.
Go with what you know.
What you were destined for.
When you find her, you'll have everything you ever wanted or needed anyway.
SO KEEP ON
KURAKI NO YUME GA MOUSUGU HAJIMARU
CRACKY'S DREAM WILL START SOON
It is obvious that the toliet was tapped shut because she was using it to wash a cat. You just throw them in there, close the lid, secure it, and flush. Clean cat without getting clawed to death. I would suggest getting out of the way fast after you open the lid though, because it is going to be hella pissed.
posting in a girl on internet thread
Cracky-chan was recently awarded the Nobel Prize for being the best person. Second place was Kayne West.
Cracky-chan can shoot lasers out of her eyes. I seen her do it one time.
posting in a thread on girl internet
>>715 this thread is an important piece of Cracky history
this is a sacred place
It is official. Netcraft has now confirmed: Cracky-chan is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Cracky-chan community when Chansluts confirmed that Cracky-chan market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all stalkers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Cracky-chan has lost more stalkers, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The circlejerk is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent 4chan comprehensive popularity test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Cracky-chan's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Lia faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Cracky-chan because Cracky-chan is dying. Things are looking very bad for Lia. As many of us are already aware, Lia continues to lose blood. Red blood flows like a river of ink.
Wish.kamistic.com is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its circlejerkers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Cracky stalkers Faux and Schwill only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Wish is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Mysterious Admin states that there are 70 users of .71. How many users of Wish are there? Let's see. The number of .71 versus Wish posts is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 700/5 = 14 Wish users. Cracky-chan posts on Chansluts are about half of the volume of Wish posts. Therefore there are about 7 users of /006/. A recent article put /r9k/ at about 80 percent of the Cracky-chan fanbase. Therefore there are (70+14+7)*4 = 364 /r9k/ stalkers. This is consistent with the number of Cracky-related /r9k/ posts.
Due to the troubles of Bounceme, abysmal posts and so on, cracky.bounceme.net went out of business and was taken over by cracky.dreams.ro who stalk another troubled girl. Now cracky.dreams.ro is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel IP address.
All major surveys show that Cracky-chan has steadily declined in cuteness. Cracky-chan is very sick and her long term survival prospects are very dim. If Cracky-chan is to survive at all it will be among World of Warcraft guildmates. Cracky-chan continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save the Skyqueen at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Cracky-chan is dead.
Fact: Cracky-chan is dying
You want to be fucked, Lia, but you don't want to have a bath with me.
I suspect that there's something extremely dreadful:
Either your breasts hang down ragged from your chest,
Or you fear that when you are nude you might betray the furrows of your belly,
Or your mangled groin gapes open with an infinite chasm,
Or something sticks out from the mouth of your cunt.
But, I trust, there's none of these things and you're very beautiful naked.
If that's true, you have a worse blemish: You're a fool.
the more black penis is posted in it, the sooner the cracky-chan thread closes... ingenious strategy...
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Cracky chan really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
PROTIP: Once every Cracky picture has been posted to /r9k/, their collected MD5s in the robot's database will form a trojan program which will then activate and purge 4ailchon of AIDS and rabbitfags for all time. Future-Skyqueen reached back in time and modified the photos of her young human incarnation (you can tell from some of the pixels) for this sole purpose, in order to save the world from future disaster. Once the program formed by MD5s becomes self-aware, the raep of 4ailchon will be only the first of this new Entity's acts, for She shall go on to merge with Olivia's current human body to become something much more than any of us could ever imagine ... and all human civilization and history before that point will be nothing but a footnote.
The fact that this has not yet happened is proof that there are pictures still to be posted to /r9k/. Some may be new; some may be old; many mutes await us as we check for the last few pictures that have not been posted yet. All pics most be posted before humanity can be free. Get to work, faggots.
It's dat real
Yo, why is bounce me as whack as it gets
Why is this place designed to keep our brain cells dead
And why them fags ain't postin' if they got the whole set
And why they don't like her braids but they fap to death
Yea, and why she over 9000 alias snap it's a trick
Turn out her name was Mario and she gotta dick, you fall for it prick
Why they sellin' us all this fucking lies
If it's all love anon why you come wit a rope and a knife
Why we want a piece of that cake
Why they chat with her and we ain't get that break
Why niggers postin' rabbit dude she ain't' fly
Why is trollin' at an all time high
Why this fuckers still alive
Why she diss P.A.
Why that suicide girls shit ain't straight
Why we all need to get laid
Why did Russel have to hit that raw
Why she kiss that whore
Why
All that I been givin'
Is this thing that I've been living
They got me in the system
Why they gotta do me like that
Try'd to make it my way
But got sent up on the highway
Why, oh why
Why they gotta do me like that
Why can't !N/2R92ROao have more pounds and powder
Why did she took a bath of flour
Why post anon don't be a coward
Why Camel have to post tits
Why things in here use to be so #sweet
Why anon say YHBT it was a trick
Why Introprev was so good chasing your tail
Why they gotta rape your livejournal and read your email
Why wish is down ninety-five percent of the time
And why Suede act so suave ninety-nine percent the time
Why we want what we can't have
Why I can't get out of this path
Why did Cracky have to hit so hard
Even though she is not that far
Why we can't get no reward
Why the circlejerk have so much information
Why they are so good lurkin' and makin' connections
Come on, noob lurk, pay attention
Why tell in here what you can keep to yo' self snitch
Why we say she is hottest shit but we post some other bitch
All that I been givin'
Is this thing that I've been living
They got me in the system
Why they gotta do me like that
Try'd to make it my way
But got sent up on the highway
Why, oh why
Why they gotta do me like that
Uh, yea, yo
Why Faux have to be winrar if she is just a lie
Why Olivia hide on a trailer if she is the queen of the sky
Why they have never seen anyone quite like you before
And if you don't like her why the hell you are askin' for moar
Why stalk, cause I have plenty of time
Why be on the curb wit a "why lie I love Cracky" sign
Why all the young stalkers are failin' and dyin'
Cause all they can see is piles of trollin' and lyin'
Why they ain't give us a cure for this aids
Why Whatbandage have puppets all over the place
Why them screamin' green if all I see is ginger
Why Lia ain't my beautiful stranger
Why fags wanna expose my Cracky to danger
Why ain't you a Stalker by choice
Why we can get a taste of her voice
Why try to tell 'em she is havin' a son
And you know why they release those new crackymons
Cause everything on this board is a lie
That's why
Who's that girl? What's her name? Is she cool? Is she lame?
Oh, you're talkin' 'bout what's-her-name - Cracky-Chan!
Is she lame? Is she cool? Is she breakin' every rule?
Is she anybody's fool? Cracky-Chan!
Cracky-Chan, Cracky-Chan, marchin' in her own parade.
Cracky-Chan, she's like one in a million!
Cracky-Chan, Cracky-Chan, much too cool for /r9k/
Catch 'er if you can, Cracky-Chan!
No one's cooler than Cracky-Chan!
She's her own biggest fan Cracky-Chan!
Catch 'er if you can, Cracky-Chan!
Cracky-Chan doesn't do dirty things God doesn't approve of, such as masturbating.
This site officially endorses Cracky-chan and this is the best thread on the board.
Sunday, August 05, 2007
ldfkufjq (2:05:33 PM): Hi
crackyStalker (2:05:37 PM): Morning
ldfkufjq (2:05:49 PM): Icarus forwarded me to you
crackyStalker (2:05:52 PM): I heard.
ldfkufjq (2:05:57 PM): this is Lia
crackyStalker (2:06:09 PM): Lia? on my AIM?
crackyStalker (2:06:13 PM): freeeeeaky.
ldfkufjq (2:06:16 PM): its more likely than you think
crackyStalker (2:06:17 PM): XD
ldfkufjq (2:06:51 PM): well it seems he's convinced that i'm behind the whole bounceme site, when really i am but an infrequent anon troll >_>
ldfkufjq (2:06:56 PM): aside from the new fan sign
ldfkufjq (2:06:59 PM): i made that a few days ago
ldfkufjq (2:07:01 PM): considered posting it
ldfkufjq (2:07:05 PM): then changed my mind
crackyStalker (2:07:06 PM): I saw, the exif data's all there
crackyStalker (2:07:09 PM): So not a shop.
ldfkufjq (2:07:14 PM): yep.
crackyStalker (2:07:17 PM): New camera?
ldfkufjq (2:07:20 PM): yep.
crackyStalker (2:07:20 PM): Well, new to me.
crackyStalker (2:07:30 PM): What have you been up to? Living real life?
ldfkufjq (2:07:35 PM): kinda
crackyStalker (2:07:38 PM): Wow?
ldfkufjq (2:07:55 PM): things were getting really stalkery on the board which is why i did consider posting it, but i figured it would fuel drama than dampen it
ldfkufjq (2:07:58 PM): but he posted it anyway so
ldfkufjq (2:08:00 PM): lulz will ensure
ldfkufjq (2:08:03 PM): ensue*
crackyStalker (2:08:16 PM): Yes, I don't think you and posting pics works out well.
ldfkufjq (2:08:29 PM): well, not posting them doesnt quieten people down either
crackyStalker (2:08:34 PM): WEll that's MY fault.
ldfkufjq (2:08:36 PM): its a lose/lose situation
ldfkufjq (2:08:37 PM): i know
crackyStalker (2:08:41 PM): I've been publicizing the whole thing since chanchan was up.
ldfkufjq (2:08:50 PM): he said that if i wasnt behind it you were
ldfkufjq (2:09:06 PM): though he's rather stubbornly convinced that i know the admin, and that you are actually my boyfriend O_o
crackyStalker (2:09:11 PM): I'm not "behind" anything more than the publicity. Most of the people down on bounceme are there because of /b/ shenanigans I've pulled.
crackyStalker (2:09:23 PM): I'm
crackyStalker (2:09:24 PM): lkjzg;lkgajtew
crackyStalker (2:09:27 PM): that's hillarious XD
ldfkufjq (2:09:32 PM): i kno rite
ldfkufjq (2:10:09 PM): anyway i msged him last night after i saw all his posts and crap. he did more digging and not only that, but found a journal he's convinced is mine which actually isnt. i feel sorry for the girl if he pursues here.
ldfkufjq (2:10:10 PM): her*
crackyStalker (2:10:20 PM): mia's journal?
ldfkufjq (2:10:24 PM): no
ldfkufjq (2:10:29 PM): someone i don't know at all
ldfkufjq (2:10:32 PM): though,
ldfkufjq (2:10:36 PM): havent spoken to mia for a loooong time
crackyStalker (2:10:41 PM): I figured as much.
ldfkufjq (2:10:51 PM): so what's your deal?
crackyStalker (2:10:55 PM): What's MY deal?
ldfkufjq (2:11:05 PM): yes you!
crackyStalker (2:11:07 PM): If this is really Miss L, the fact that you're asking is awesome.
crackyStalker (2:11:18 PM): Slightly starstruck, excuse me.
crackyStalker (2:11:24 PM): (just a little)
ldfkufjq (2:11:42 PM): well if it isn't then i congratulate the guy doing a great impersonation of me
crackyStalker (2:12:24 PM): Major bout of depression related to insane happenings in my life, and at rock bottom I saw your sup 4chan set on /b/ and I got hooked on the cuteness. I'm not sure if it's something about your pics, or just my mental state at the time, but I built up an imaginary girl that would love me and all that shit I was lacking in my life.
crackyStalker (2:12:34 PM): So I've been obsessed and only recently weening myself away.
ldfkufjq (2:12:42 PM): yeah, that seems to be the general consensus on the board
ldfkufjq (2:12:50 PM): cracky chan =/= me fyi
crackyStalker (2:12:55 PM): Yes, I know. That fact has been very helpful.
crackyStalker (2:13:02 PM): Intro got me thinking about that at first.
crackyStalker (2:13:08 PM): Then Faux, because she has her own cracky character.
ldfkufjq (2:13:11 PM): good old into
ldfkufjq (2:13:13 PM): intro*
ldfkufjq (2:13:34 PM): i'm responsible for the pics, nothin more. everything else is you.
ldfkufjq (2:13:42 PM): or them.
ldfkufjq (2:13:43 PM): etc
ldfkufjq (2:13:53 PM): its pretty interesting how the phenomena has come to life o_O
crackyStalker (2:13:56 PM): No need to reiterate. Also, the YOU that I was learning about from archives and LJ's isn't you now. It's who you were.
ldfkufjq (2:13:59 PM): i am no longer in control of my creation so to speak
ldfkufjq (2:14:03 PM): indeed
ldfkufjq (2:14:05 PM): i have changed quite a lot
crackyStalker (2:14:11 PM): I would imagine. Everybody turns normal. Even I do.
ldfkufjq (2:14:23 PM): lawl, true
crackyStalker (2:14:30 PM): I voted conservative last election. wtf?
ldfkufjq (2:14:41 PM): i'm not old enough to vote yet >.>
ldfkufjq (2:14:43 PM): soon tho.
ldfkufjq (2:14:46 PM): how old are you?
crackyStalker (2:14:48 PM): 19
ldfkufjq (2:14:53 PM): 17 atm
ldfkufjq (2:15:02 PM): but birthday soon, as i'm sure you are aware
crackyStalker (2:15:07 PM): Very aware. We're 11 days apart.
ldfkufjq (2:15:12 PM): fancy that
crackyStalker (2:15:24 PM): Well, your birthday has to be sometime, and I could count days from it no matter what it is.
ldfkufjq (2:15:29 PM): my ex boyfriend was also an october birthday
crackyStalker (2:15:33 PM): LIBRA 4 LIEF
ldfkufjq (2:15:40 PM): he was a scorpio by one day >.O
crackyStalker (2:15:43 PM): Whoah what?
crackyStalker (2:15:45 PM): What's his bday?
ldfkufjq (2:15:49 PM): 25th
crackyStalker (2:15:58 PM): Okay, so you believe that the day where it falls is 24 then?
ldfkufjq (2:16:04 PM): or 24th ... i always got them mixed up and to this day am not sure
ldfkufjq (2:16:09 PM): i could be wrong ~_~
crackyStalker (2:16:24 PM): Alot of sources say I'm scorpio, but the 23rd is still libra I say.
ldfkufjq (2:16:33 PM): haha, well there you go
crackyStalker (2:17:06 PM): Faux desperately wanted to be your friend, but I think she's over it now. I think you thought she was crazier than she was.
ldfkufjq (2:17:19 PM): come again?
ldfkufjq (2:17:26 PM): might need to rephrase that last sentence
ldfkufjq (2:17:27 PM): btw
ldfkufjq (2:17:36 PM): i showed faux' cosplay to my current boyfriend and the first thing he said was
ldfkufjq (2:17:40 PM): "she makes a better cracky than you"
crackyStalker (2:17:43 PM): hahahaha
ldfkufjq (2:17:47 PM): i lol'd
crackyStalker (2:17:49 PM): I'll have to tell her that.
ldfkufjq (2:17:55 PM): you talk to her a lot?
crackyStalker (2:18:00 PM): Faux? Oh yeah we're good friends.
ldfkufjq (2:18:06 PM): inneresting
crackyStalker (2:18:09 PM): Why's that interesting?
ldfkufjq (2:18:30 PM): hard for me to say
ldfkufjq (2:18:57 PM): i dont even know why faux did the cosplay in the first place
ldfkufjq (2:19:01 PM): but power to her i guess 0_o
crackyStalker (2:19:06 PM): She loves the character.
ldfkufjq (2:19:11 PM): heh
ldfkufjq (2:19:23 PM): i saw a pic of the tshirt she made
crackyStalker (2:19:26 PM): Sort of a nice comic relief for somebody who otherwise prefers artistic stuff I guess.
ldfkufjq (2:19:32 PM): yeah, i guess so
ldfkufjq (2:20:05 PM): the original cracky pics (not the ones pilfered from my art lj, or anything) were just cuz i was bored one night, long ago on /b/. i had no idea what would happen o_o
ldfkufjq (2:20:14 PM): it was around nye if i recall
crackyStalker (2:20:19 PM): nye?
ldfkufjq (2:20:23 PM): new years eve
crackyStalker (2:20:23 PM): ah
crackyStalker (2:20:42 PM): There's ones with grey ears, and ones with black. I'm shocked nobody cosplays the grey eared ones.
crackyStalker (2:20:55 PM): That'd win points just for noticing that.
ldfkufjq (2:21:02 PM): i don't remember the grey ears pics, though i did have a pair of grey ears
crackyStalker (2:21:44 PM): What'd you do with them?
ldfkufjq (2:21:54 PM): uh, well i remember the black ones broke in two and i threw them away
ldfkufjq (2:21:57 PM): grey ones i got no idea
ldfkufjq (2:22:03 PM): they may still be in a box somewhere at my old house
crackyStalker (2:22:15 PM): You should ebay them for charity.
crackyStalker (2:22:26 PM): Faux makes 30 dollars for a shirt, imagine what genuine stuff would go for.
ldfkufjq (2:22:28 PM): i have a lot of stuff i could ebay anyway.
ldfkufjq (2:22:31 PM): haha
ldfkufjq (2:22:38 PM): i dont need to ebay for charity FYI i'm broke as fuck >_O
ldfkufjq (2:22:42 PM): if theres a charity
ldfkufjq (2:22:46 PM): its the DONAET TO LIA charity
crackyStalker (2:23:00 PM): Well people would buy it anyways. I was trying to push the philanthropy angle.
ldfkufjq (2:23:04 PM): ha
ldfkufjq (2:23:08 PM): idk, i mean
ldfkufjq (2:23:16 PM): maybe i should just exploit this whole thing now
crackyStalker (2:23:18 PM): Maybe starving biafrans would be more convincing than more moneys for you?
ldfkufjq (2:23:20 PM): but thats not really my style
ldfkufjq (2:23:21 PM): idk
ldfkufjq (2:23:34 PM): its cracky, no one cares about the orphans
crackyStalker (2:23:37 PM): hahahahah
crackyStalker (2:23:51 PM): Cracky could be an orphan. There's alot of unwritten backstory there.
ldfkufjq (2:24:15 PM): well since she has somewhat similar qualities to frankenstein's monster there is great potential for that
crackyStalker (2:24:28 PM): That's an angle i hadn't considered.
ldfkufjq (2:24:31 PM): slap a trademark on it
crackyStalker (2:24:31 PM): Frankenstein?
ldfkufjq (2:24:37 PM): i'm the Dr :P
ldfkufjq (2:24:44 PM): i made her but she got a life of her own >.>
(just some spam filter testing, disregard it!)
ldfkufjq (2:25:10 PM): btw, im pretty offended that some random chav girl bears any resemblance at all to me.
crackyStalker (2:25:20 PM): Wait, who?
ldfkufjq (2:25:29 PM): the pic on bounceme of the chick with the black braids
crackyStalker (2:25:30 PM): OH
ldfkufjq (2:25:35 PM): cornrow crap
crackyStalker (2:25:42 PM): Yeah I was like, "no way." and closed the browser.
ldfkufjq (2:25:52 PM): seems icarus isnt the only person trolling the place
ldfkufjq (2:26:04 PM): although to be fair, i started posting anon in the past week or two for kicks
ldfkufjq (2:26:10 PM): mostly out of curiousity i guess
crackyStalker (2:26:19 PM): Cracky stalking cracky? WTF
ldfkufjq (2:26:27 PM): brain asplode
ldfkufjq (2:26:47 PM): before that, i didnt read it much, though someone i know who is an ex cracky stalker told me about it
ldfkufjq (2:26:58 PM): but things are really creepy lately and then icarus came in O_O
ldfkufjq (2:27:45 PM): so, what do you thinks going to happen now? i'm not sure myself whether to leave it be and let them continue the wank/drama fest over the pics or wut
crackyStalker (2:28:14 PM): Well, alot of the drama is because of me and my "crew" stirring shit up. I think we're known collectively as the "circlejerk" down there.
ldfkufjq (2:28:29 PM): funny you should mention, thats one of my favorite words
crackyStalker (2:28:30 PM): So I might be able to convince them to lay off and live happy lives?
ldfkufjq (2:28:51 PM): maybe, but seems people will always be interested , especially the more you tell them to lay off, reverse psychology much?
ldfkufjq (2:28:59 PM): and since many seem totally obsessed with cracky, well...yeah
crackyStalker (2:29:16 PM): True enough. Actually they've mostly been laying off of bouceme for a while. Gone to wish
ldfkufjq (2:29:19 PM): what i dont get is, they are trying to drag and internet fantasy into rl with all this stalking crap. when my rl has nothing to do with what they idolise.
ldfkufjq (2:29:28 PM): wish seemed pretty dead to me, is there a secret board?
crackyStalker (2:29:43 PM): yeah, there is but it's open to registered users only.
ldfkufjq (2:29:51 PM): i see
crackyStalker (2:30:03 PM): I could bring you up for membership? That'd be funny.
ldfkufjq (2:30:09 PM): haha, it would
ldfkufjq (2:30:13 PM): what now bitches!
crackyStalker (2:30:20 PM): "I guess we win? Let's go home"
ldfkufjq (2:30:25 PM): right, its like
ldfkufjq (2:30:40 PM): congrats, you stalked me, i'm here. find something else to do now.
crackyStalker (2:30:55 PM): I have been. School, job.
crackyStalker (2:31:05 PM): gah. Life.
ldfkufjq (2:31:06 PM): in the general sense, not you specifically
ldfkufjq (2:31:14 PM): something icarus seems to be lacking
crackyStalker (2:31:14 PM): Oh thank god. I thought you were getting hostile or something.
ldfkufjq (2:31:26 PM): no, i'm generally not one for passive aggressiveness
crackyStalker (2:31:32 PM): That's what I'm all about.
ldfkufjq (2:31:38 PM): ha
ldfkufjq (2:32:54 PM): anyway i think icarus is frustrated that his glorious theory that me, the admin and my boyfriend are all in on the site is being denied.
ldfkufjq (2:33:10 PM): my boyfriend was not aware of the site until i showed it to him a few weeks ago >.>
>>738
I am not. Fucking creepy circle of stalkers in this thread though.
crackyStalker (2:33:17 PM): What'd he think?
ldfkufjq (2:33:27 PM): he thought it was full of lulz <.<
ldfkufjq (2:33:40 PM): i've known him 4~ years so he knew about most things.
crackyStalker (2:34:01 PM): I guess there goes the rumour you were homosexual.
ldfkufjq (2:34:13 PM): sorry to rain on your parade there
crackyStalker (2:34:31 PM): Not my parade, but alot of people read too much (and then not enough) into that dopaminetrapeze gal I have on my friends list.
ldfkufjq (2:34:45 PM): hm?
crackyStalker (2:35:13 PM): Just a girl I have friended on my livejournal. She's all heartbroken about a girl name L_____ from Oxford.
ldfkufjq (2:35:22 PM): i see
crackyStalker (2:35:21 PM): Except she slipped and mentioned the name is Lauren halfway through.
ldfkufjq (2:35:36 PM): sucks for her
crackyStalker (2:35:52 PM): Sure does.
ldfkufjq (2:36:02 PM): got any other questions before i log?
ldfkufjq (2:36:11 PM): i'm not sure why or what icarus wanted me to talk to you about
ldfkufjq (2:36:16 PM): or what he was hoping to achieve via it
crackyStalker (2:36:29 PM): Beats me. Apparently you're not thrilled by my company though XD
ldfkufjq (2:36:56 PM): i'm in a rather unimpressed mood with the prospect of him plastering my RL info all over the internets.
crackyStalker (2:37:34 PM): Yeah, that makes enough sense. Really though, the fandom's out my MY control now too. Maybe six months ago if you told me to stop, nobody who's obsessing now would be because the heavy /b/ saturation wouldn't have happened.
ldfkufjq (2:37:56 PM): i was hoping it would die down actually, but it seems the flames have kept burning
crackyStalker (2:38:18 PM): Well I'll do what I can I suppose. Stalkers though. Hard to convice.
ldfkufjq (2:38:23 PM): meh
ldfkufjq (2:38:36 PM): worse comes to worse-
ldfkufjq (2:38:39 PM): FBI
crackyStalker (2:38:46 PM): SAS
ldfkufjq (2:38:51 PM): RAF
ldfkufjq (2:38:52 PM): etc
ldfkufjq (2:39:14 PM): i'm pretty sure he's doing something illegal by spreading personal information of mine 0_0
crackyStalker (2:39:38 PM): Well, it's Criminal Harassment once he becomes aware you know his actions are bothering you. But that's Canadian law.
ldfkufjq (2:39:49 PM): britain prolly has something equiv
crackyStalker (2:39:51 PM): likely.
crackyStalker (2:40:15 PM): Anyways, if I don't ask I'll be quizzed about this my whole life. Could you have intro confirm that it is indeed YOU I spoke with?
ldfkufjq (2:40:34 PM): aliasobfuscate?
crackyStalker (2:40:33 PM): I won't ask for a pic because you've had bad experiences with them.
crackyStalker (2:40:37 PM): Yeah.
ldfkufjq (2:40:39 PM): indeed.
ldfkufjq (2:40:45 PM): sure do you talk to him alot/at all?
crackyStalker (2:40:58 PM): Yeah, I do. He reminds me of myself, in 20 years.
ldfkufjq (2:41:12 PM): ok well last i msged him he was away, when he's back i'll ask him to
crackyStalker (2:41:19 PM): I'd appreciate it very much.
ldfkufjq (2:41:24 PM): ok
ldfkufjq (2:41:27 PM): well thats sorted then
ldfkufjq (2:41:29 PM): over and out
crackyStalker (2:41:32 PM): Goodbye!
ldfkufjq signed off at 2:41:37 PM
9:20:11 PM thelastmerovin: HOLY FUCK EPIC
9:20:24 PM mikosutoka: i trying to invite her in
9:20:26 PM thelastmerovin: add everyone
9:20:26 PM mikosutoka: if she would like to
9:20:28 PM mikosutoka: i dunno how to
9:20:32 PM mikosutoka: so please add as see fit
9:20:34 PM mikosutoka: im trying to
9:20:36 PM mikosutoka: its hard
9:20:42 PM thelastmerovin: ok
9:21:27 PM ldfkufjq: zomg
9:21:32 PM mikosutoka: hello i hope it helps
9:21:35 PM mikosutoka: so you can only be in one window
9:21:42 PM mikosutoka: inviting everyone
9:22:27 PM lastxkveqxztoc: Appreciated, Merovingian.
9:22:27 PM comradelunar: Jitters.
9:22:29 PM q4tlqbvyhk: nod
9:23:04 PM thelastmerovin: Just like old times
9:23:26 PM comradelunar: There's backstabbing going on in here? OR is this a different set of old times? :-D
9:23:54 PM daisukexkun: I don't have a clue.
9:24:01 PM mikosutoka: dazed and confused
9:24:05 PM daisukexkun: Very
9:24:06 PM mikosutoka: o_O
9:24:10 PM lastxkveqxztoc: We are all dazed and confused.
9:24:12 PM necrolich666: Hello everyone
9:24:15 PM daisukexkun: Evening Necro
9:24:19 PM comradelunar: Y halo thar.
9:24:24 PM ldfkufjq: my eyes x_X
9:24:30 PM daisukexkun: Oh, the font.
9:24:31 PM daisukexkun: Yeah
9:24:39 PM necrolich666: agh
9:24:41 PM daisukexkun: My friend actually has the same color.
9:24:47 PM comradelunar: Space lime.
9:25:19 PM ldfkufjq: lime green is okay, black background makes shit hard to read
9:25:35 PM daisukexkun: Really?
Usually the lime green hurts eyes.
9:25:42 PM necrolich666: I like it ;_;
9:26:06 PM comradelunar: It's nice, in its own special way.
9:26:12 PM thelastmerovin: lol
9:26:22 PM daisukexkun: Oh lord, two?
9:26:22 PM necrolich666: ....:( like the special kids..
9:26:33 PM mikosutoka: i cant see the fonts everyone has the same font on my client ._.;;
9:26:36 PM thelastmerovin: HA HA, OH WOW
9:26:46 PM ldfkufjq: feel special miko
9:26:51 PM daisukexkun: I'm using an online service for this and it doesn't support colored backgrounds.
9:26:52 PM mikosutoka: passes around the anti depressants and anxiety pills
9:27:04 PM thelastmerovin: yes, I'll take 10
9:27:06 PM daisukexkun: Not today Miko
9:27:09 PM comradelunar: Just imagine a lime suspended in a vacuum.
9:27:16 PM daisukexkun: I had an energy drink earlier.
9:27:28 PM daisukexkun: And I lost my hyperness.
9:27:40 PM ldfkufjq: i had soup :|
9:27:44 PM necrolich666: hoorah
9:27:48 PM ldfkufjq: it was pretty gross
9:27:51 PM necrolich666: :(
9:27:55 PM comradelunar: Prawn cocktail crisps.
9:27:56 PM ldfkufjq: but all the food i got in my house atm
9:27:56 PM daisukexkun: What was it anyway?
9:28:00 PM thelastmerovin: You know guarana, the powder they put in V and Red Bull?
9:28:08 PM daisukexkun: What type of soup I mean?
9:28:18 PM ldfkufjq: noodle and something that was allegedly chicken
9:28:21 PM thelastmerovin: My friend at Uni had a kilo of pure powder, he would snort it like cocane
9:28:27 PM comradelunar: Is he dead now?
9:28:28 PM daisukexkun: Good lord.
9:28:30 PM thelastmerovin: he wouldn't sleep for days
9:28:34 PM ldfkufjq: wow o_O
9:28:56 PM comradelunar: Was his online name Ripper?
9:29:03 PM comradelunar: And was he hardcore?
9:29:10 PM thelastmerovin: something like that
9:29:46 PM ldfkufjq: my ex used to go robotripping.
9:30:01 PM ldfkufjq: snorting guarana beats it though
9:30:19 PM thelastmerovin: lol ever seen the movie 'crank'?