[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 22:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is the sky?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 23:09

( ´ω`) If it weren't, we wouldn't be able to

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 13:04

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is a chicken?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 14:01

( ´ω`) Because your mommy and daddy didn't love each other.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:39

(・∀・) Nobody loves my dad. You don't even love my dad.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:49

( ・ิω・ิ) He sure loves my money.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 19:49

( ´ω`) I brought you into this world. YOU OWE ME!!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 21:02

( ・ิω・ิ) I owe my mom more. She carried me for nine months after your two second act.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 17:20

( ´ω`) You never had a mom, ClonePrototypePa.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:21

( ・ิω・ิ) As I said, she carried me for nine months after your two second act.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:49

( ´ω`) Well, by "mom" you mean "vat" and by "nine months" you mean about six hours.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 21:17

( ・-・) Yo momma so vat she do liquids by the barrel.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 16:14

(・∀・) Oh no, Grandpa! Your friend Ted Kennedy is in the hospital! You should go visit him.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 17:41

( ´ω`) Teddy Baby!

|彡

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 19:10

( ・-・) Good, now watch me derail this thread.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Etou...

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 19:29

( ´ω`) It was the wrong Ted. My friend Ted Kennedy is still tending bar right where he's supposed to be.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:58

( ´ω`) And that was not an english word, >>164, why do you say it?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 22:49

(・∀・) Ha ha ha ha Grandpa! You use a meme!

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 00:21

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) I'm totally kopipeing that all over 4chan right now.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 11:55

( ´ω`) When I was...

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 12:09

( ・-・) a young boy

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 12:10

( ・ิω・ิ) my father

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:24

(・∀・) worked at

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:43

( ・ω・) Grandpa, some guy with a weird eye wanted me to tell you "your thread will die soon and maybe you too". Did I do a good job?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:32

( ´ω`) Yes. Treat yourself to a suicide booth when you get back to the compound.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:32

( ・ω・) Yay!

|彡

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 16:52

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Clonepa so rudely interrupted whatever it was we were doing?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 17:36

( ´ω`) Too much 4chan faggotry.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 21:02

(・∀・) But 4chan is, like, SUPER COOL!

(・∀・) mudkipz LOL!!! did u c wut i did ther!!??? ROFL!!!

(>∀<) XD

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 21:10

( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.

( ´ω`) I would know.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 22:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of parents would name their kid "Pokemon Trainer"? Do his parents hate him?

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 23:52

( ´ω`) His parents want him to be the very best, the best there ever was. To catch them will be his real test, to train them shall be his cause.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:24

(・∀・) It shames me that you know that, Grandpa.

(・∀・) IT SHAMES ME!!

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:15

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:35

( ・-・) Nuh-uh.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:14

(・∀・) If the narrator says it, it must be true.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:46

( ・-・) I disagr-

( x-x)

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 04:12

( ・-・)つ x x  < Where'd these x's come from?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 04:13

(・∀・) Do you even bother to skim the scripts before you show up?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 05:22

( ・-・) It's more fun to wing it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 12:09

( ・-・) AND THEN THE NARRATOR DIED

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:29

-=YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE WON=-

-=BUT I'LL GET THE LAST LAUGH YET!!!!=-

-=x x=-

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:39

( 'A`) Who broke etherchan?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:55

( ・-・) I claim credit for the epic derailing of etherchan, whatever that is.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you even in this thread any more?

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 16:07

( ・-・) How's he gonna answer if he isn't, genius?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 16:53

( ・-・) Grandpa's so dumb he thinks mitochondria are

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) ....

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) He's right behind me isn't he?

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:03

( ´ω`)つ ( ・-・) He has an erection right now, doesn't he?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:21

(・∀・) No, he's just trying to flush some wax from your ear.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:47

     ∩  
     |∩∩     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     (  ,)∩  <  200get!
     丿  ノ    \________
     O  .つ
     し~

   彡


 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     |||  scritt
     |||    scrittttt
     ∩  .|||
     |∩∩ |||   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     ( ・-)∩  < God dammit.
     丿  ノ    \______________
     O  .つ
     し~


 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:47

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa! I brought you a 200get for Tuesday!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 18:37

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`) < Junior, I'm dying. Cough.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 18:53

(・∀・) What, again?

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:37

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`) < This time for sure!
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:51

(?-?) Take your slightly scorched pills.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 21:41

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`) -poot-
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`) < Oh, it was just gas.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 23:47

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`) < Wait...
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`)-squirt-
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`) < Junior, get the bucket.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`) < MY BOWELS ARE BURNING.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 00:14

            /⌒ヽ
            (ヽ´ω`) < Hey, I know how to fix this.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

          -voot-

            ∧_∧
            ( ・ω・) < Hi! My name is Clonepa, and I feel oddly dehydrated.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 01:47

            ∧_∧
            ( ・ω・) < What am I sitting in?
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 01:54

            ∧_∧
            ( -ω-) < Oh
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:47

( ´ω`) You know, you don't have to just sit there and stew in it.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:38

            ∧_∧
            ( -ω-) < Yeah, you're right.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

            ∧_∧
            ( -ω-) < ............
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:39

( ´ω`)

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 01:45

(・∀・)

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:12

            ∧_∧
            ( -ω-) < Sigh.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:26

            ∧_∧
            ( ・ω・) < I know!
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

           -voot-

            ∩_∩
             ( ・-・) < .... what the fuck just happened?
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like during the war?

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:49

( ´ω`) Well, umm... frankly, I can't remember junior.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 22:13

(・∀・) Could you make something up then?

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 00:44

( ´ω`) Okay.

( ´ω`) I shot a bunch of commie nazis to death and the President kissed my ass in front of the whole world. The End.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 00:45

(・∀・) You said ass!

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 02:45

( ´ω`) If Nixon had kissed me anywhere else, I would have slugged him.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 17:30

(・∀・) I hate your witty replies!

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 17:51

( ´ω`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question, Junior.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 18:37

(・∀・) What was life like before you confused Nixon with Kissinger?

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 21:36

( ´ω`) We all wore wide, red neckties back then, along with big red pointy hats with red veils waving gently in the breeze. This led to a few cases of death by stampede when the bulls got loose.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 02:22

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's that smell? Is that you?

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 04:14

            ∩_∩
             ( ・-・) ...
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 05:58

            ∩_∩
             ( ・-・) I guess Cramps' bed is a public urinal. pshhhh
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 06:10

( ´ω`) You little bastard.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 08:58

            ∩_∩
             ( ˃-˂)hhHRHRGHGGGGGHHHHHHH -BLAM SPLORT-
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

            ∩_∩
             ( ・-・) Gonna love THAT one.
            /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒ キ  ノ #ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 15:10

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232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 15:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, why don't some idiots just go back to 4chan?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 15:16

( ・-・) They keep sending me back here.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 15:17

( ´ω`) sorry son, that was me having a seizure.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 16:19

(・∀・) You might want to talk to a doctor about that sometime.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:17

( ・-・) I have some anti-seizure pills. Guaranteed to stop you dead in your tracks.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:29

(・∀・) Way to pick up your cue late.

(・∀・) Buncha fuckin' amateurs in this thread I tells ya

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 20:43

( ・-・) I got some pills to shut that mouth of yours.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 21:44

( ・-・) Though I can also use my size 10 boot if you'd like.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 23:10

( ・-・)
| ̄ ̄|
|   |
|   |
|    ̄ ̄ヽ
|       |      (・∀・)
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 01:27

  ∩∩
  | ̄ ̄|
 (   ) < Goddammit!
  |   |
  |    ̄ ̄ヽ
  |       |      (・∀・) Ha ha ha ha ha
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 03:36

    (・ A ・)

.                 |~~~~~~~~~~| 
.                 \_____    |
                     |   |
                     |   |
                     |______.|
                      ╵ ╷ 
                      ╵   
                     (・-・ )
                      U¯U

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 03:53

(・∀・) Mario, is that you?

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 05:01

( ´ω`) It's a-me, Nonno!

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 16:42

(・∀・) Grandpario, after hearing about your adventures, I went into the sewers. They didn't transport me to a magical world where even the clouds and mountains have eyes.

(・∀・) All there was was shit and rats and sewer water.

(・∀・) I demand a refund!

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 17:55

( ´ω`) here junior have some cough medicine

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:16

(・∀・) thanks

(・∀・) ......

(●∀●) WHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA!

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:43

( ・-・) Hey, those pills were meant for you Cramps!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:48

(●∀●) I WANT TO ENJOY LIFE AND JUMP IN THE AIR!

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