(・∀・) Grandpa, why is the sky?
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is a chicken?
(・∀・) Nobody loves my dad. You don't even love my dad.
( ・ิω・ิ) I owe my mom more. She carried me for nine months after your two second act.
( ・ิω・ิ) As I said, she carried me for nine months after your two second act.
( ・-・) Yo momma so vat she do liquids by the barrel.
(・∀・) Oh no, Grandpa! Your friend Ted Kennedy is in the hospital! You should go visit him.
( ・-・) Good, now watch me derail this thread.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Etou...
( ´ω`) And that was not an english word, >>164, why do you say it?
( ´ω`) When I was...
( ・-・) a young boy
( ・ิω・ิ) my father
( ・ω・) Grandpa, some guy with a weird eye wanted me to tell you "your thread will die soon and maybe you too". Did I do a good job?
( ´ω`) Too much 4chan faggotry.
(・∀・) But 4chan is, like, SUPER COOL!
(・∀・) mudkipz LOL!!! did u c wut i did ther!!??? ROFL!!!
(>∀<) XD
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) I would know.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of parents would name their kid "Pokemon Trainer"? Do his parents hate him?
( ´ω`) His parents want him to be the very best, the best there ever was. To catch them will be his real test, to train them shall be his cause.
( ・-・) Nuh-uh.
( ・-・)つ x x < Where'd these x's come from?
( ・-・) AND THEN THE NARRATOR DIED
( 'A`) Who broke etherchan?
( ・-・) How's he gonna answer if he isn't, genius?
( ´ω`)つ ( ・-・) He has an erection right now, doesn't he?
(・∀・) No, he's just trying to flush some wax from your ear.
/⌒ヽ
(ヽ´ω`) < Junior, I'm dying. Cough.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
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⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃
(?-?) Take your slightly scorched pills.
/⌒ヽ
(ヽ´ω`) < Wait...
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/⌒ヽ
(ヽ´ω`)-squirt-
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/⌒ヽ
(ヽ´ω`) < Junior, get the bucket.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
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⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃
/⌒ヽ
(ヽ´ω`) < MY BOWELS ARE BURNING.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
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∧_∧
( ・ω・) < What am I sitting in?
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∧_∧
( -ω-) < Oh
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( ´ω`) You know, you don't have to just sit there and stew in it.
∧_∧
( -ω-) < Yeah, you're right.
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∧_∧
( -ω-) < ............
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( ´ω`)
(・∀・)
∧_∧
( -ω-) < Sigh.
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⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃
∧_∧
( ・ω・) < I know!
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-voot-
∩_∩
( ・-・) < .... what the fuck just happened?
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
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⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like during the war?
( ´ω`) Well, umm... frankly, I can't remember junior.
(・∀・) Could you make something up then?
( ´ω`) Okay.
( ´ω`) I shot a bunch of commie nazis to death and the President kissed my ass in front of the whole world. The End.
(・∀・) You said ass!
( ´ω`) If Nixon had kissed me anywhere else, I would have slugged him.
(・∀・) I hate your witty replies!
( ´ω`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question, Junior.
(・∀・) What was life like before you confused Nixon with Kissinger?
( ´ω`) We all wore wide, red neckties back then, along with big red pointy hats with red veils waving gently in the breeze. This led to a few cases of death by stampede when the bulls got loose.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's that smell? Is that you?
∩_∩
( ・-・) ...
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
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∩_∩
( ・-・) I guess Cramps' bed is a public urinal. pshhhh
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
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( ´ω`) You little bastard.
∩_∩
( ˃-˂)hhHRHRGHGGGGGHHHHHHH -BLAM SPLORT-
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∩_∩
( ・-・) Gonna love THAT one.
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⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why don't some idiots just go back to 4chan?
( ・-・) They keep sending me back here.
(・∀・) You might want to talk to a doctor about that sometime.
( ・-・) I have some anti-seizure pills. Guaranteed to stop you dead in your tracks.
(・∀・) Way to pick up your cue late.
(・∀・) Buncha fuckin' amateurs in this thread I tells ya
( ・-・) I got some pills to shut that mouth of yours.
( ・-・) Though I can also use my size 10 boot if you'd like.
( ・-・)
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|  ̄ ̄ヽ
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 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∩∩
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( ) < Goddammit!
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|  ̄ ̄ヽ
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U¯U
(・∀・) Mario, is that you?
( ´ω`) It's a-me, Nonno!
(・∀・) Grandpario, after hearing about your adventures, I went into the sewers. They didn't transport me to a magical world where even the clouds and mountains have eyes.
(・∀・) All there was was shit and rats and sewer water.
(・∀・) I demand a refund!
( ´ω`) here junior have some cough medicine
(・∀・) thanks
(・∀・) ......
(●∀●) WHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA!
( ・-・) Hey, those pills were meant for you Cramps!
(●∀●) I WANT TO ENJOY LIFE AND JUMP IN THE AIR!